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I am a man who was cooking chili and cut jalapeños to put into the chili. I went to the bathroom to pee. Somehow the jalapeño got onto my hands and transferred to my testicles and I'm trying to remain calm because my scrotum is burning! I have tried to shower and wash my balls, but it is still burn

Favorite novel that takes place in Connecticut or was written by someone in Connecticut?

Question 1: Can you climb to the top of the clock tower at the Waterbury train station? Also two, does the clock tower get struck by lightning often?

Sally’s Apizza to open 4 more locations in Connecticut

Does anyone else hate seeing homeless drug users?

Photo Gallery of Theo Von at The Fox Theatre, Atlanta

Do you feel that everything is going well in your life, yet you feel a sense of dread or low level panic/impending doom? How do you get over this?

My cat is quite an energetic young chap, but I feel like he bugs me for food a lot even though I feed him very regularly. I'll often feed him and he'll eat as if he hasn't eaten in days, and then he barfs. Why does he do this? How do I keep him from eating so much so fast so he doesn't barf?

Let’s gooo I’ve been asking for this guest!!

What's the grownup version of believing Santa is real?

Shane Gillis' secret podcast is not funny at all. I tried to listen to the episode with Theo from earlier in the year and it's almost like Matt + Shane have a serious knack at making funny people unfunny. It kind of makes me think about how Theo, as much as I love him, is such a talented podcaster

WTF Podcast: Episode 1525 - David Krumholtz

Is Chris Ryan a former “Hardcore Kid”? (Bridge9 records reference)

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Brittany Broski

‘Manchester by the Sea’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Joe gets fact-checked by Josh Szeps

I saw the most beautiful woman I've ever seen whilst shopping at the The Big Y in Derby. I haven't actually felt this way in a long time. I don't think I'm a creep or anything and it's not like I'm the type of guy that goes out to hit on women at the grocery store, but I seriously did a double take

Met the Rat King last night

WTF Podcast: Episode 1524 - Tig Notaro

Rock Bottom Month- Manchester By The Sea dropping tonight

There is supposed to be a lunar eclipse tonight. What are you going to do for the lunar eclipse? What do you think Theo will do for the lunar eclipse? Do you think he'll talk about it or will he be asleep?

Is it embarassing to go to a concert with my mom?

How can you watch the Pattinson Batman when the score sounds like the Star Wars theme song? It's like serious 1 or 2 notes off. It's so stupid.

Theo and Druski discuss Australia

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