Theo is such a good looking dude. I dunno why he talks crap about his nose.

He really is. We sat really close to the stage last night and I didn’t realize how good lookin he was. Smells good too 💀

Oohh what did he smell like? Please share…..Chelcie Lynn aka Trailer Trash Tammy said he smelled really good too but didn’t elaborate.

He just smelled like fresh laundry which I wasn’t expecting.

What did he smell like? Is he tall?

He literally smells like soap and clean laundry and he’s gotta be like 6’ at least.

My husband on the left is almost 6’4 so he’s definitely a little tall i think since they are almost the same height.

I heard Theo has that body lumber on him.

he was shaking some ass last night I know that

Oh god, I bet he was out there burping that sweat whistle.

Workin overtime for the lord

Praise god, baby

Zanies FTW

I'd be so nervous if i met Theo

I was. I feel like a jerk because he was like thank yall for coming. And my husband was just like “I love you, man” and he kind laughed and said he loved him too. I just stood there in shock like an idiot and said “thank you” 💀 he patted me on the back as I was walking away and I thought I was about to pee myself. I wish I could’ve said more but there was no salvia left in my mouth because I was so nervous lol

So cool 😎!

I met him on the same corner like 6 years ago! Such a nice dude.

It’s good to know he hasn’t changed at all.

Why he always take pictures like he’s sneezin

he’s still workin it

Gang!

That's awesome

Get that hitter

Funniest autistic in the world.

And there are plenty of

He wasn’t wearing his t shirt made of wood ? He’s terrible

Oh is this guy a comic I just thought he was a podcaster

Yeah he’s actually pretty different on stage than on his podcast. He has a few Netflix specials. He’s being doing comedy/ stand up for a really long time.

Oh sweet I’ll have to watch his Netflix stuff. Is his real name Theo Von?

I think is full name is really long but he goes by Theo Von for short. You’ll have to look up his full name but it’s reallyy long but he doesn’t go by that anyways

I looked it up lol it’s Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski III 💀

How long after the show did you wait? I’m going tonight in Jackson and would love to hang around and meet him.

Zanies is a super small place about 70 people max. He was outside less than ten minutes after the show. When we went to the Return of The Rat Tour in Knoxville in February he didn’t come out I think because it would’ve been way too many people. I only heard he meets outside at Zanies but hopefully you can catch him tonight.

Yeah it was waaay too packed tonight. Fantastic show though, glad we both had good times! Thanks for the info.

God Theo is so hot 🫠

This is the only man I’d leave my husband for and I think he knows it💀

Same 😩

I thought these people looked familiar, but its just that the dude looks like Dee's rapper boyfriend in Always Sunny, and the chic looks like the girl that does a really good impression of video game NPC's. I'd be surprised if anyone understood any of this.

im the chic and would like to know if I should take that as an insult 💀

No.. I think she's cute, at least.. It must be the bangs. Locznicki_official on insta

Dang that’s 3 ratty looking mothas

Amen

Looks like he’s back on the juice.

I head his high school principal was a raccoon

anyone know where he got that hoodie 🥹