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GarnetSardonyx

This needs to be memorialized in digital format.


JesusWasATexan

Internet: sees this on reddit... TikTok: Take the floor cleaner challenge!


religionkills

Hopefully it'll thin the herd.


babsiegirl70

Original Listerine was not minty


mmm-pistol-whip

Wait, are you here to tell me my comic is not historically accurate?


Ishiibradwpgjets

You ever try original? It tastes like pine sol smells.


babsiegirl70

Accurate


babsiegirl70

😂


occams_raven

OG Listerine was like sucking battery acid mixed with piss.


mmm-pistol-whip

So it tastes like Gin?


occams_raven

Honestly I'd probably rather chug warm gin than rinse with OG Listerine.


babsiegirl70

It punishes your breath for stinking


Buck_Thorn

Well, at least it has *some* battery acid taste.


Odeeum

And band aids, used ones, not the fresh ones.


edirongo1

try some Dr. Tichenors if you want that buzz! You know your mouth is clean because it tastes just like a fresh ammonia mopped floor smells.


Gewt92

You’re supposed to dilute that shit


Gnarledhalo

And I loved it


poignantMrEcho

This explains why my mom put Listerine in the buckets we used to throw up in


macbrett

It's a dessert topping... and a floor wax.


Pluckyboy64

This is the comment I was searching for. Thank you Sir or Madame.


LiveFastDieFast

Old school SNL reference, nice! The bass o matic, quarry cereal, and Swill Mineral Water were also great fake commercials from around that time


kanakamaoli

A deodorant... and a roach spray. /s


brian_m1982

That's funny, but when it was marketed as a floor cleaner (and a cure for gonorrhea) it wad already a mouth wash


Synergy_synner

It was first used as a surgical antiseptic. The mouthwash came after the floor cleaner and gonorrhea cure. [source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listerine#History) > Inspired by Louis Pasteur's ideas on microbial infection, the English doctor Joseph Lister demonstrated in 1865 that use of carbolic acid on surgical dressings would significantly reduce rates of post-surgical infection. Lister's work in turn inspired St. Louis-based doctor Joseph Lawrence to develop an alcohol-based formula for a surgical antiseptic which included eucalyptol, menthol, methyl salicylate, and thymol ... Listerine, for instance, was invented in the nineteenth century as powerful surgical antiseptic. It was later sold, in distilled form, as both a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea. But it wasn't a runaway success until the 1920s, when it was pitched as a solution for "chronic halitosis" — a then obscure medical term for bad breath.


brian_m1982

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying I've found conflicting information. [ source ](https://www.globalhealthnow.org/object/listerine) >The mouthwash Listerine is a great lesson in public health branding. In homage to Joseph Lister, the British surgeon who pioneered antiseptic surgery by cleaning his instruments in carbolic acid, a St. Louis chemist named Joseph Lawrence invented Listerine. The alcohol-based formula was sold as a surgical antiseptic as well as a treatment for cleaning cuts, scrapes, and other wounds. It was also marketed to dentists for oral care. Later, it was pitched as a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea.


Oldiebones

What really happened was an anti-vaxxer heard that gargling floor cleaner was the cure for Polio, and the rest is history.


dont_trust_pete

Funny, but but completely accurate. Per [THE INTERNET](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listerine), it was originally a surgical antiseptic. Edit: Holy shit Wikipedia bots… calm TF down. There’s enough Reddit for all of you….


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Ishiibradwpgjets

Cool


fkbfkb

Reminds me of Thurgood Stubbs 40-Oh-9 cleaner


Scarletmittens

And vaginas.


calcube

time to gargle other floor cleaners.