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TIFU by getting my semen on a cop's hand.

That's a little funny

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This is some of the shit I've seen working in people's houses as a Carpet Cleaner.

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Chances are someone has thought about brutally murdering you

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Spotify wrapped! Who are you in the top 1% of listeners for?

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What's a job or profession you absolutely wouldn't do ?

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What is a subtle sign that someone is really intelligent?

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When you follow your heart, love is the answer

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

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Can't stop seeing stars

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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What would be the worst song to lose your virginity to?

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What does 1hp of damage irl?

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WCGW Speeding and driving on the wrong side

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A lot of people who don’t understand r/antiwork think it’s “full of teenagers”. Let’s put that to the test.

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I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

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I'm catching the vibration

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Sometimes you just got to dance with the doots.

So GameStop sent me 2 Collector's Editions when I only ordered 1. I hate scalpers, so comment if you want the extra and I'll pick someone random tomorrow morning and send it to them.

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When an upvote just isn't enough, smash the Rocket Like.

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[Happy crab noises]

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My Claritin is packaged weird

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"When you are older, you'll be more conservative" - How many on this subreddit are older?

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It's local election season in the US! Make your voice heard in state and local elections.

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Hello Reddit! I’m Edgar Wright, director and co-writer of the upcoming film Last Night in Soho, ask me anything!

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To the MOON.

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My (31) sisters glasses.

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The best irony is that he is thirty

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Had to dump my GF because her views of men and women is so skewed. She literally disses men for anything but will defend a woman even if they’re clearly wrong.

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Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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All it took was several hundred dollars, trying to learn a new technology, and about 14 hours; but I no longer have to lay my glasses on my nightstand like a neanderthal. Worth it.

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After learning how Listerine was discovered as a failed floor cleaner, I made a comic about how I assume it went down.

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When laughter meets percussion

How attractive do you think you are?

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ITAP of a tired Chef.

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Maskless customer goes wild when asked to leave. “Black lives matter”

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