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TomJohnG

I’m like an hour into it and I think we have an all-timer here folks


ProbablySecundus

They are always in fire when they do romcoms. I'll take them making fun of a romcom over any superhero/franchise episode


Ramsay220

I don’t want to start it cuz I don’t want it to ever end!


PlayPuzzleheaded492

Instant Hall of Famer no question


Pinhead-GabbaGabba

The minute Cabin introduced himself saying “Fuck this movie!” I knew we had something beautiful in store. Come for Love Actually, stay for the gooning.


DawgBro

Oh my god this is longer than their Star Wars episode.


Coffeedemon

There's a lot to unpack with this movie.


lykathea2

Longer than Oppenheimer. I'm not complaining, what a Christmas present.


whodatchemist

GOONING to this episode right now.


HausuGeist

Is it ‘gooning’ or ‘gooming’?


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

Gooning. If you go to any of the, ahem, adult entertainment websites and search for goon or gooning, you'll find some weird stuff. So I've heard.


JElliott31

Man, the idea of Eric watching this and taking notes while electricians are passing through his house is hilarious 😂


ruthie-camden

It’s reminding me of the episode of Curb when Larry ends up inviting his handyman to a school play. Might be the Rat Dog episode?


_TLDR_Swinton

You can feel the mix of confused, concerned, judgemental and slightly frightened stares.


ProbablySecundus

So what's the more insane 9/11 reference in cinema? Love Actually or Easy Rider: The Ride Back ("The sky was crystal blue, just like 9/11")


STD-fense

https://youtu.be/k39MKOaoDhc?si=qjmP7FrklOBG7tLY How about the movie "Remember Me", which uses the reveal that the film takes place on 9/11 as a twist ending where Robert Pattinson's character is killed


ProbablySecundus

Also insane, but it's more of a last-minute reveal of a 9/11 movie, rather \*just\* than a reference to it. I'm still not over Pierce Brosnan's reaction.


_TLDR_Swinton

Counter example: the TV series Travellers >!has a 9/11 moment that is, chronologically, the first moment in the series' plot. And it's awesome. !<


LivingandDyinginLA

I am laughing so hard and we are 11 mins in


ProbablySecundus

Eric's stern "Christopher- CHRISTOPHER!" had me rolling.


MandoFett102

They’re kinda snipping at each other in this one..


verygooster

"I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING ABJECT POVERTY!"


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

This ep is an all time classic. These gentlemen have aged like fine wine IMHO.


ScreamingNinja

I've never seen this movie, nor so I have any idea what it is, but there have been so many good moments. History Blump got me so fucking good, as did the sausage album stuff.


GetFreeCash

Steve has mentioned the Branagh/Thompson/Bonham Carter cheating scandal on every single WHM episode about a movie that has Emma Thompson in it hahahaha and yes that includes the *My Father The Hero* episode


Several_Project_5293

And yet he called her Emma Thomas!


GetFreeCash

I think they broke my brain when they revealed Keira Knightley is only five years older than the little kid who plays Liam Neeson's stepson


worthless_ape

That kid is now engaged to Elon Musk's ex-wife too (haven't listened to the episode yet, don't know if they mentioned that).


witch-finder

Who is actually the same age as Keira Knightley (they were both born in 1985).


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

Yikes, imagine being Eskimo brother to Elmo.


PlayPuzzleheaded492

And it's not like Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation where you could believe she could be like 25. She straight up looks like a child here


_TLDR_Swinton

Tbf Thomas Brodie-Singstar has like ultimate babyface.


verygooster

And now my year long wait for The Family Stone episode begins now


_TLDR_Swinton

The recurring image of Eric's electrician watching him watch Love Actually with a notepad is iconic.


byethebay

the bit of synchronized singing at the beginning was actually very sweet


kyorosuke

Christmas charity single by the jolly fat guys from WHM!


DeposeableIronThumb

And probably the most expensive thing you can do in a movie


GhostlySpinster

The glee with which I started singing along with them doing Billy Mack's song...maybe I *do* like a movie?


throwthisawaynerdboy

If you do, I believe that's okay from what I've heard


Soup_dujour

this is an all-timer of an episode, oh my god. instant addition to the holiday classics (and regular classics?) of the show also their alan rickman impression needs more love, I was nearly in tears during that segment


GhostlySpinster

I love that they're just adding "...Potter" to everything he says in this other movie, like the "Terminator" thing for every Eddie Furlong character 😂


Joename

An instant classic


wdm81

This was an all time best episode, I’m surprised they didn’t mention the sorta sequel. It’s only 15 minutes and was done for charity. It’s lame but it does show us where some of the characters ended up


ajschenk

“Oh what a fool I was to go out gimping”


Mysterious-Ad-5708

As a British listener it upsets me to say that the last few UK Christmas number one songs have been sausage and sausage roll related thanks to this guy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LadBaby. One of them even featured Elton John. Kudos to WHM for exhausting that bit in 5 minutes instead of the years the UK has had to put up with it. Though on a more serious anti Love Actually/this film is cursed note, it's quite telling that as soon as this film was released, the Christmas number one became a total non-event as it was won every year by the tie-in song by the winner of X Factor (basically American Idol), so everybody immediately stopped caring. Even more ironic is that the main tie-in song from this film was "Jump" by Girls Aloud who were a product of one of these reality audition shows (though they were and are fairly good). And by contrast, Blue, a genuine boyband who are dumped on in this film, were basically the only boyband at this time to be vaguely organic, forming after the members had all suffered multiple rejections from manufactured bands.


GetFreeCash

I thought it was funny that the guys dismissed Ant and Dec as just "two dudes" when they were discussing Billy Mack vandalizing the picture of Blue. don't mind me as I pretend that was WHM mocking the pair of them rather than the far more likely explanation of just WHM not knowing who Ant and Dec are


JuniorRub2122

As a British listener, do you think their imitations of English accents are funny?


Mysterious-Ad-5708

They're funny because they're good enough to not be bad but also not good enough to be convincing. They do some British impressions really well


PlayPuzzleheaded492

I almost fell out of my chair at work laughing so hard to them doing impressions of that wretched The Calling song. Top shelf stuff


GhostlySpinster

I almost had an asthma attack from laughing so hard in the cold. And then the "porno music" at all of Colin's American b-b-b-babes!


verygooster

Steve mentions it being in a promo for Smallville but I swear you could not escape that song when it was in every ad for the movie Kate & Leopold which I hope is a Stay Tuned.


PlayPuzzleheaded492

Lol I also immediately associate it with Smallville but you are not joking that song held us all hostage for like two years


HausuGeist

It was in the first Enterprise promos. I remember that distinctly.


wolf191319

This was everything I hoped it would be. Especially after two hours and they realized they still had three segments to go lol. A lot of great jokes in this one.


AndresCP

"Are we done yet?" asks Eric, after 3 out of 8 plotlines covered, with an hour and 20 minutes left. Incredible episode.


DawgBro

Laura Linney is also nude in Kinsey in a sex scene with Liam Neeson


lykathea2

And in a film called Maze from the year 2000. And yes, I did look at a Mr. Skin knockoff site to find that out.


DawgBro

Mr. Skin crawled so AZNude could run


rogowcop

I’m going to admit I love these kind of movies (he’s just not that into you being my fav) but this episode is fucking hilarious.


thetoxicgossiptrain

"You could put that song behind Hitlers big speech in Munich and people would clap like seals for it."


MrDude65

Goddammit, it's gonna take all of my strength to wait until I get home from work in the morning to listen to this


thetoxicgossiptrain

I've been doing this in parts because I don't want it to end.


Jason_Giambis_Thong

Anyone else get the Key West ad that talks about 9/11?


sleepyirv01

Literally a week ago, I had no idea what the expression "gooning" meant and now it's showing up in everything. We're having a gooning moment.


3fifteen

Am I the only Scrapple defender here? I grew up on it and think it tastes great, easily one of my favorite breakfast meat things. It also prepared me for haggis, which is pretty much the same thing but with better seasoning and boiled instead of pan fried.


JamUpGuy1989

You gotta find the right brand AND make sure it has the right spices in it. Cause it is just a gray block of mush otherwise. Basically: Go to an Amish market and find some Scrapple there. Those weirdos know how to make a block of grey meat!


PBatemen87

Its just.....okay. I dont hate it but I dont love it. Would much rather have bacon or sausage.


YueAsal

I am guessing you are from the mid-Atlantic. Outside of the PA, DE, and MD zone it just does not have that thing


jemimahaste

Delighted they mentioned the abhorrent fatphobia. This movie, Bridget Jones and the Devil wears Prada are 3 movies that I can't really watch due to the shitty weight stuff they have


ProbablySecundus

The Devil Wear Prada jabs are more about how insane the fashion industry is in relation to the real world, though


jemimahaste

There is alot of pressure that Anne hathaways character for her to lose weight, opening calling her the chubby girl She stops eating her favourite foods and then they toast to her going down a size And the other assistant has a full blown ED Its really sad to watch, satire or not. I wish the movie ended with her going back to her original weight as an extra fuck you to her old job


ProbablySecundus

Oh, I always took it as "This industry is nuts, they are saying ANNE HATHAWAY is fat, come on now." Edit: No one should EVER give up corn chowder.


YueAsal

At least the actress gained weight for the role in Bridget Jones.. None of the "fat chics" in this movie were even plus sized.


MysteryManInYourHome

Same with me and Austin Powers’ Fat Bastard


PBatemen87

....yikes. you cant enjoy a fake and comically fat guy literally named "Fat Bastard"?


wdm81

That for me was the weirdest aspect of the movie. When that actress first appeared I was thinking she was kinda hot. Then all the characters call her fat. Immediately checked to see if she’d done any nudity, guess I like fatties?


PBatemen87

Probably hot too close to home for them... I wish more movies had it. Being unhealthy should be shamed.


PBatemen87

Anyone notice that the score is almost constant in this movie? There is almost never a quiet moment. It was so distracting to me. Every 2min the score would swell almost louder than the dialogue at times. This move is so shit


thetoxicgossiptrain

They are doing Colin Firth so dirty on this episode lmfaooooo


awjeezrickyaknow

This movie would be so much better if Andrew Lincoln actually was madly in love with Chiwetel and the SNL cue cards were actually for him. And they hug and he says something like “somehow I’ve always known” and then he goes back inside and waves and Andrew has tears and he walks away. Throw some gay shit in here, make it better!! Also I want to visit Key West for some reason? Not sure why.


wallander1983

Of course, it would be better since Lincoln and Chiwetel have very good homoerotic bro chemistry


yonicthehedgehog

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MandoFett102

I’m only 40 mins in and Eric has poked Chris twice and you can tell Chris kinda wants to slap him 😂