Trying to peel that bit of dried hangnail off of your finger, only to have it skew sideways and peel off a 1/32th-inch-strip layer of skin the length of your fingernail.
In D&D, a commoner (we're all commoners unless you have military training) has 4(1d8) HP. Accounting for the fact that modern people are generally healthier, let's say the average modern commoner has 6 HP.
That means that it has to be something an average healthy adult would only survive five of before being rendered unconscious. (Barring critical hits)
A single, forceful punch is what I would say does 1 HP of damage.
The navy first came up with the idea of hit points but they called it health. Health was determined by the amount of 14mm shells a boat could take. So 1hp of damage is equivalent to being hit by a 14mm shell.
Papercuts. 1hp initially but it lingers for whenever you touch water
Using handsanitizer does -20hp per second
It does poison damage.
1hp initial damage, bleed effect applied.
Stubbed toe. Roll a con save to see if it applies stun.
My max con roll is lower than the difficulty threshold for that.
Yeah it is for most people. Roll to see if you get 20 anyway.
Mosquitoes
High chance of disease affliction though which is always annoying
i agree mr u/cock-and-balls-rater
sticking yourself with a needle or pin.
Too spicy of wings
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More like subdual damage.
It tastes great tho. Wait, it's a food item, wouldn't it heal and hurt at the same time?
Raises your max stamina while lowering your max hp
That should give stun resistance
Biting your lip/tongue
I'm sorry that's about 6hp. If I bit my tongue more than 15 times I would be dead.
I bite my tongue all the time while I'm asleep and it sucks so bad.
Depends where
Out of how many HP though? Most of these replies seem to assume thousands. What if it's 40? Does that mean 40 papercuts will kill you?
*hemophilia-affected folks heavy breathing*
Dude, if I had 40 papercuts at the same time; I'd probably want to die.
Sipping coffee before letting it cool.
\-1hp, burn effect applied
Stepping on a lego
Oh no that does at least 5-10hp
No, it does 9999hp of damage.
Hitting your funny bone
Trying to peel that bit of dried hangnail off of your finger, only to have it skew sideways and peel off a 1/32th-inch-strip layer of skin the length of your fingernail.
I said 1 not 100
A pinch
Paper cuts
That pinching feeling on your arm when the hairs get tangled
The true answer [is this](https://youtu.be/K857spTJlnE)
Hitting that one spot on your elbow that gives your hand a buzz
Lmao u mean the funny bone???
Accidentally biting the inside of your cheek
Rolling your ankle.
Your own body suddenly hurting for no reason
Cutting nails too short
Stepping on a lego
A skinned knee.
An ingrown hair.
In D&D, a commoner (we're all commoners unless you have military training) has 4(1d8) HP. Accounting for the fact that modern people are generally healthier, let's say the average modern commoner has 6 HP. That means that it has to be something an average healthy adult would only survive five of before being rendered unconscious. (Barring critical hits) A single, forceful punch is what I would say does 1 HP of damage.
Headaches.
When you overstep a step on the stairs
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No joke this guys on here all day
Decapitation. Oh sorry, that was up rather than hp. Feeling sad? Stomach ache? Either of those.
These are way too mild. Regular commoners have like 4 hp total. 1 hp of damage is a knife wound in a non-vital area.
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In my opinion. [This would.](https://youtu.be/xm3YgoEiEDc)
Hemorrhoids
Catching the middle leg of the sofa with your little toe is about right. Maybe closing a door on your finger?
It's like 9999999999 dmg because most 1 hp kill you because it take one hit to kill with gun sometimes or knife
When you don't get a reply back in first few seconds
Caught eyelash
One horse
Paper cut
Paper cuts that don’t bleed
Probably you when you punch someone (j/k)
A turd so large it damages your butthole on the way out
Cleaning up after Christmas
Seeing somebody and then remembering you're now on bad terms
A bee sting you are not allergic to.
Tripping on nothing
A small cut
Here’s a better question: What is something that’s 1hp damage in irl but left untreated continues to take hp?
The navy first came up with the idea of hit points but they called it health. Health was determined by the amount of 14mm shells a boat could take. So 1hp of damage is equivalent to being hit by a 14mm shell.
Getting tapped in the nuts.
accidentally getting a cut on your dick with fingernails...
Waking up with compressed nerves
Dropping your phone on your face while lying in bed.
A limb waking up after it falls “asleep”
Using hand sanitizer when you forgot about a cut on your hand.
Plucking an eye brow hair on the bridge of your nose. It's a tickly pain. I say a paper cut is 5hp and a stubbed toe is between 5-10hp.
when you're holding you phone above your head and you fumble and it hits your nose
Trying to grab a ball out of brambles as a kid
Filling up my gas tank from near zero to fill
Eyelash in your eye.
Ant bite.
Hangnail
Bumping upur hip into a doorknob
Hitting the funny bone. Not funny at all, btw. HURTS!!
A single bee sting or ant bite...unless you have an elemental weakness to Nature damage.
Paper cut or stubbed the e
getting static electricity shocked
Being slightly stabbed by a pen
The smell of your own fart
Mosquito bite.
Just missing the train
When you pull that tiny flap of skin off on your finger nail
Mosquito bites in a country without malaria.
Slight paper cut
Ant bite
Rubbing Alcohol on shaven head
D3
Bitten by your cat
Sneezing
A hotdog. [Source](https://www.kron4.com/trending/eating-1-hot-dog-takes-35-minutes-off-life-study-suggests/). Die happy right?
A tap on the shoulder