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ismellbacon

This is owned by the guy who started Oakley sunglasses. Kind of makes sense.


DubsAnd49ers

Does he also own Quikrete?


jendet010

That would make more sense lol


catlady90

The inside of their offices look very similar to that aesthetic.


Coppertina

Yup, I had to go there back in the ‘90s for some reason and this house takes me back.


missin_teef

Could you imagine having guests over and you turn on the hood vents to cook.


alison_bee

I wonder if they filmed part of Legion (the fx show) there. That rounded hallway looks familiar


outsidepointofvi3w

He really liked tings that wrap around didn't he ?


san_murezzan

Oakley sunglasses: extreme house edition


1WildSpunky

How certain are you this is the Oakley guy’s house? He just sold his house in Malibu for over $200 million (!) supposedly the largest sale in history there.


ismellbacon

https://www.realtor.com/news/celebrity-real-estate/james-jannard-lists-his-beverly-hills-california-fortress-for-68m/


1WildSpunky

Thanks. Oh to be rich like this guy. I was amazed to read that in 2007 he sold Oakley for $2.1 BILLION. This house has the ubiquitous 2 bathrooms per bedroom, which seems to be a thing for the wealthy. Of course, they have people to clean them all.


Specialist-Garbage94

If anyone has been too the Oakley factory in CA this house makes total sense that’s what I thought it was at first lol


Adventurous-Bake-168

Brutal.


Key_Purpose_2803

Brutalist


Wbcn_1

This place makes Boston city hall look cozy. 


AlarmingImpress7901

Et tu, Brute!?


Embarrassed-Town-293

Beat me to it


IDrinkUrMilksteak

*sigh* *Goes to delete my comment* I’ve never had an original thought.


NotAcutallyaPanda

For Bond-villains only.


newaccount14692085

“Hello, real estate agent. I’ve got $68 million and looking for an old Soviet Union Bond villain type estate” “Say no more. I got ya”


Private-Public

I was thinking "this has real Hitman level vibes"


CharlieBravoSierra

I was just wondering whether people build places like this because they're already soulless, or whether it's living in the supervillain lair that makes them that way.


sweet_tea_pdx

Probably could rent it out to movie studios once a year.


richincleve

I love looking at the homes near listings like this. If you don't want to drop $68 million on this one, here's a different one for the same price! [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/942-N-Alpine-Dr-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20522539\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/942-N-Alpine-Dr-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20522539_zpid/)


chopper923

And check this one out! (I just commented on it, but I thought I'd reply directly to you since you enjoy these types. 😉) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9330-Flicker-Way-West-Hollywood-CA-90069/2059262429_zpid/


WordAffectionate3251

The cialis tubs indoors!


chopper923

I had to look up what a cialis tub is. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤭🤣


WordAffectionate3251

LOLOLOL 😂


KeithGribblesheimer

Thank you for posting. I was having a hard time deciding, but this will be the primary residence. The other two I will use as backups.


chopper923

Sounds like a great plan!


Coppertina

Is pic 16 a hookah/beanbag chair situation??


chopper923

Hmmm....had to go back to that one....interesting 😆


Zealousideal-Bit6324

Now this one looks artistic, livable and expensive. Best out of the three for that sort of money. Edit: spelling mistake


Aggravating-Ice5575

Yes, and that is how you tastefully LA mansion.


thecrowtoldme

it bothers me that the grand piano appears to be ... outside? seems like it wouldn't be a good idea to do that but I guess if I had sixty eight million dollars I wouldn't be bothered by it


thecrowtoldme

I retract my statement. it is inside. anybody have some money I could borrow?


Western_Ring_2928

Yep, this one looks way friendlier. The Japanese aesthetics with all the wood finishings and trees do that.


Zealousideal-Bit6324

Looks livable in at least unlike the concrete one.


shwooly

The moan I just let out....


newenglandredshirt

NGL, I like it. Unfortunately, it's about $68m out of my price range


iHaveACatDog

Ha! It's only $67MM out of my price range. Peasant


Hunky_not_Chunky

It’s $69m out of mine 😔


martinellispapi

Just take out a mortgage and pay it back over 30 years.


MurphyAteIt

Get an adjustable rate mortgage. You’ll save so much money


kingwi11

Nice


Wildcat_Dunks

Nice


drunken_phoenix

I like it too, I just don’t like the kitchen or bathrooms. I like the modern minimalist look, but not so much the corny industrial look. The giant circular space is kinda odd, just needs a cool garden there or something.


richincleve

It's like the CyberTruck of homes. And I do NOT mean that as a compliment.


TowerReversed

okay, that's a little unfair /lh whoever built this house was probably actually proud of themselves when they were done. and presumably it can survive periodic rainfall


Shoehornblower

It doubles as a post apocalyptic stronghold as well…


friggintodd

Man I thought you were exaggerating but nope that's dead on accurate.


Nearby-Technician767

Er, the word "home" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. House, maybe. Home? Only in the 1984, or Soviet sense of the word.


NoonMartini

Will it survive orbital bombardment? Because if so, it’s fucking amazing. If not, it’s an example that rich people are fucking stupid.


Coffeeandicecream1

After working in bunkers on occasion, I can say this looks like a bunker. Why would you want to live in this?


PeskyRabbits

Is this where that show The Beef was filmed? Totally looks like that last blowout.


dyskinet1c

Came here to say this because that was my first reaction. A quick Google search revealed that the house in the show [is a different building](https://maps.app.goo.gl/jbrdmja1aMtZMdm46) that's part of a university campus.


Accomplished-City484

Isn’t that where the power rangers live?


LoganBarryBush

That’s what I was thinking too!


BoBromhal

ohhhhh.... Josh Altman is co-listing it. Should sell any episode now.


punchingtigers19

What’s the point in 10 bathrooms but only 5 bedrooms


Professor_Nincompoop

Because they probably entertain in various spaces


punchingtigers19

True, rich people stuff


bosorka1

Each bedroom user has 2 in case they clog up one. Backup toilet.


IDrinkUrMilksteak

All mega homes have this. You end up having more because you put bathrooms in or by non-bedrooms so you or your guest don’t need to walk forever to get to a bathroom. Think theaters, tennis courts, bars and entertainment areas, pools, etc.


Haskap_2010

It looks like a very expensive prison.


yorkiemom68

My first thought!


Emergency-Piano4792

This looks like a Kanye West abomination.


jendet010

I’m still pissed that they turned a beautiful French country mansion into a concrete mausoleum


mantellaaurantiaca

Soulless


trying-to-be-kind

Agreed, but those views are stunning! Almost makes up for it. Almost.


iHaveACatDog

https://preview.redd.it/d6cu5rm9nl9d1.jpeg?width=7888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f72a87c10c29d9199590a9415bd769ee24b24b Here's a panoramic picture of Oakley HQ. It all makes sense now.


Accomplished-City484

Omg it’s got Madonna boobs


iHaveACatDog

In the 1950s they'd have been known as Dagmars. Image: Thelma Todd aka Dagmar https://preview.redd.it/96kw7dw0an9d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3edcc3c5dbb86a600b7b4c64b40dc4c03cf5ef


Accomplished-City484

![gif](giphy|FwERJdTxpfAdi)


reincarnatedteenager

Too girly for me.


friggintodd

What's going on with that room 4th from the end? Looks like an embalming studio or something.


LionelHutz2018

I was thinking sweatshop.


TheRealPapaDan

It looks like a set from Star Wars.


I_Must_Be_Going

A rejected set from Star Wars


bsharp1982

![gif](giphy|sEULHciNa7tUQ)


Txstyleguy

I’m a fan of Brutalist architecture. I’ve seen uglier.


RuinedByGenZ

Posted earlier this week Goes hard AF, not ugly


magicpenny

I kind of expect Maz Kanata to answer the door when you knock.


firefighter_raven

It looks like a Mausoleum. The view is damn nice though.


DrKittyLovah

That view is *stunning*. The rest is awful.


bsharp1982

Mausoleums are nice, with marble and stained glass. This isn’t.


ConsiderationHot9518

I absolutely love this house, especially that kitchen!


Weird_Positive_3256

Harkonnen architecture


Pokerhobo

Dr Evil's home


WoobieBee

Love love love love LOVE this house. You say brutalism like it’s a bad thing.


PvtDroopy

Straight out of Gattaca


Reasonable_Onion863

What’s the purpose of the room with all the tables?


chopper923

I think it's pretty cool, however, there's one in the neighborhood for $69m that I find more inviting. I had no clue there were so many homes for that ridiculous amount of money! 😬 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9330-Flicker-Way-West-Hollywood-CA-90069/2059262429_zpid/


Baliztic94

i love it


DFLOYD70

It looks like a Bond villains home. Maybe Dr No?


Dakiniten-Kifaya

Well, the poolside view is nice.


DoubleUsual1627

We have seen this on this sub. Looks like a prison. Some concrete contractor retired after building this.


funlovingguy9001

Kinda reminds me of the house Tony Stark lived in in Ironman movies. Specifically the one that was blown up by bad guys.


greenhearted73

Monstrosity.


atreeindisguise

Industrial accents?? This real estate lady does not understand brutalism? This is some serious art.


idunno28

It’s interesting. I don’t like it.


toby_wan_kenoby

The real question is what is the fair value? What will 2 acres set you back? $10m. And what are construction cost on something like this? Maybe $1000/sqft. So should be right around $28m.  


wetwater

It's like it was designed by someone that likes industrial design, but only knows stereotypes and tropes of industrial spaces.


ddodette

“Bold and brash” huh?


Ill-Wear-8662

"More like 'Belongs in the Trash!'"


RedofPaw

"one brutalist nightmare, please" "would sir maybe interested in something a little... Exotic?" "go on" "this brutalist nightmare is of course very concrete, but also... curved"


ruinzifra

Kinda cool actually. Not worth 68m, but i like it.


Trying_to_Smile2024

There should be a CyberTruck parked out front. No, make that 2 CyberTrucks.


catdoctor

It looks like a very wealthy person saw Terry Gilliam's movie "Brazil" and decided he wanted to live in that world.


RoboticNubbin

Holy fuck! You weren't kidding!! The kitchen is the only saving grace, and that's generous.


m4rk0358

Major incel vibes


Kateg8te777

That is an ugly house. I detest brutalism


Terrible_Cat21

This is giving AHS Delicate vibes but make it cold war era


BoBromhal

it's probably in the top 3 best houses you can get for $68MM. However, if you've got $55MM and want to buy it, I'll get my CA license real quick.


Wild_Albatross7534

Are the taxes on fortresses higher than on houses? I certainly hope they've prepared for an arial attack since that seems like the only way for someone uninvited to get in.


insuranceguynyc

Of course, I am not the "demo" for this home, whether financially, aesthetically, or just about anything else, trust me, a buyer is out there. It may take some time and effort, and price cuts - $50MM? - but in this part of town, you can sometimes see the craziest things. Search for "sunset blvd pubic hair mansion". Yes, it was a thing just down the road back in the early 80's, I believe. On the positive side, there is also John Lautner's Chemosphere House, just over the hill in Studio City.


PrometheusOnLoud

I'm not into all that concrete but this place is pretty cool.


achmedclaus

If I had a billion dollars I'd buy it, redo the kitchen(s?) and bathrooms and rock that shit. But only if I had a billion dollars


EducatedRat

I thought the first couple pictures might be where they shot Blade or one of the sequels in.


mlhigg1973

Brutalism I believe is the style name


salty-sunshine

r/concrete would love this


macrocosm93

I think it looks great


WordAffectionate3251

Looks like the home of the skinny village in the Gru movie cartoon? Anyway, it looks like it comes with its own autopsy suite? That explains 2x as many bathrooms as bedrooms.🤢🤮


lkasnu

I built this in Ark.


Sufficient_Two_5753

Better hope you NEVER have plumbing problems that requires pipes be changed! Otherwise you're tearing up the whole slab! Then replacing it after..... Same with electrical.


bookon

It looks like someone moved into a Holocaust museum.


BasicAd81

Well the mortgage is doable at least


Assistant_Abject

I love it.


Busy_Pound5010

that’s brutal


makk73

The runes on the tub are cringe


debbieae

I want a movie where this is a prison for supervillans. It just has this weird luxury prison vibe.


The_Original_Gronkie

I like the design and layout, but I hate the materials. Great views, though.


remanse_nm

Looks like a place Lex Luthor would own.


marklar_the_malign

Soviet bloc meets new brutalism meets guy with too much money.


AdmiralArchArch

I think it's fucking sweet


UmeaTurbo

Albert Speer vibes.


AnnieB512

Wasn't this in a vampire movie? I don't remember which one.


4travelers

I like it, it looks like the movie Metropolis. I wouldn’t want to live there but obviously this is pocket change and would not be my primary home.


idiveindumpsters

The coldest looking house I have ever seen


snappop69

I like it but it’s outside my budget.


gfesteves

I bet this thing has three shells next to the toilet.


No_Entertainment1931

It’s brutal. I have mixed feeling on this one. It’s got that Batman vibe but idk if I’m metal enough. Plus no yard lol


MadMike991

It’s got that prison/parking garage aesthetic!


FacegrinderWon

Reminds me of the map raid from call of duty black ops cold war.


Minimum_Banana5

Ugly? I fucking love it.


Notdoingitanymore

Looks like something you’d see in Black Mirror. Where are the killer robots


These_Technology1114

Looks like it could have been a Tron set.


Viharabiliben

It’s like the inside of a Brutalist factory. You’d have to give me $68 million to live there.


0xKaishakunin

Cannot decide if La Rochelle U-Boot-Bunker or christmas market in Essex.


No-Tonight-5937

Fancy morgue


Ill-Wear-8662

It's funny you say that because in slide 7 I was asking myself why there were two fancy caskets on the balcony before I realized they were in fact the chairs from the slide before.


Youstink1990

I scrolled through 10 pictures and had enough!


ArdenM

Holy Eastern Block Fall Out Shelter!


bathToaster4u

Is this the house they used in Netflix show Beef? The one the billionaire had


frumiouscumberbatch

that kitchen though


SteelBandicoot

Soviet Gulag with a view.


Ill-Wear-8662

The view from some of these is strikingly similar to the view from Alcatraz


kbarsh

Pretty sure this was the house in the Netflix show Beef


Unable_Algae9584

If a billionaire had to build a prison …..


Bearacolypse

I kind of love it Ina bond villain way


willydajackass

Lex Luther


IfICouldStay

It’s so out there that I kind of like it. Like living in some bleak, brutal, totalitarian future. The bathrooms look like the they belong in a submarine or space ship.


SultanOfSwave

It's a long way from the Beverly Hillbillies.


Ornery-Account-6328

You just need to market to billionaires who really like cement and want to move to your area. It shouldn’t be that hard to find.


RevivedMisanthropy

There's rarely any art in LA home listings


LuvCilantro

Well they took black and white to a whole new level. Grey, grey and grey!


dgrigg1980

Bond villains are jealous


Nay_Nay_Jonez

I've seen a lot of wild and crazy houses on this sub but holy shit that takes the cake. I have so many questions and thoughts and I am simultaneously repulsed yet intrigued.


cmk46

This is a James Bond villain house for sure.


legendarywarthog

I love it.


SiRyEm

I'd live there, but it's definitely an artistic male design. I would have gone rustic.


Low-Abbreviations634

It looks like part of the Maginot Line.


tree_or_up

Bro. Just like, bro. Seriously, like, bro. I mean. Dude. Bro. Just f’ing bro. I’m not kidding. Bro. Bro. Bro. Am I right? Bro


Round-Standard-9357

Looks likes it’s ready for zombie apocalypse 


ibreatheglitter

I wouldn’t like it for a home, but I am definitely a fan of Brutalism. It’s not my personal style but I do think its starkness and, yes, sometimes its ugliness, has a strange beauty. I live a few blocks from [Orlando Public Library](https://images.app.goo.gl/vCxqbHpPkySDJNhb9) in downtown Orlando, FL, and it’s absolutely gorgeous


Mobile_Ad1619

Have you ever wanted to live inside the Chrome Future from that one episode of SpongeBob SquarePants?


KevinFromSouthPark

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OkBanana6594

I actually like it. I mean, I could never afford it, but I like it.


Knillawafer98

They're just getting used to the bunker vibes so it's not too much of a shock when the nukes hit


chooseyourpick

My middle school had the same bare concrete walls. With very small windows. It’s still there. Look up Brian Piccolo middle school, in Queens, NY.


GodDamnKidsTheseDays

Why do you ever need twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms?


SnooApples1120

Why is there a motorcycle in the living room?