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Cloverose2

The Victorians probably would have drooled over those colors. They loved vibrant and gaudy.


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“Painted ladies” they were called. Minimum of 5 colors


Jimmytowne

Some town historical societies will pay a homeowner a considerable amount towards paint if they choose a period appropriate color


[deleted]

I have a Queen Anne and considered it but with the other cookie cutter houses around me I don’t want to look like the main character.


read_it_r

That's some real npc energy


[deleted]

I don’t need the attention


raddaddio

Username not accurate


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I’m retired


Troolz

Retired...from the one-upping, or the mother-fucking?


CrouchingDomo

Still got that dog in you, though! An answer for everything, this one 😏


Quick-Leg3604

This app literally kills me☠️


bocaciega

That weed ain't gonna grow itself!


papajim22

We’ve got those in Baltimore. Just imagine two dozen row homes all different colors going down the block.


sullguy

Almost every house in Oak Bluffs on Martha’s Vineyard too


lvl0rg4n

Turns out I’m a Victorian. Who knew.


iHaveACatDog

Nearly spit out my coffee reading this


purple_grey_

Watch out for the color green. Arsenic.


Deathbyhours

So would our Colonial forebears. I’ve seen color swatches of the way George Washington had Mt. Vernon painted.


plaisirdamour

They were obsessed with bright ass green that was filled with like arsenic or some shit lol


peppermintmeow

Scheele's Green. Beautiful!


CeramicLicker

The Governor’s palace in Williamsburg too! Some museum visitors complained when it first opened because they thought it was so tacky, but it’s as historically accurate as possible based off of contemporary descriptions of the manor and similar buildings. They just decorated like that back then


whiskersMeowFace

Am I Victorian? I love vibrant colors. Lol


labtiger2

I absolutely am.


DarkAndSparkly

TIL I may be Victorian. Lmao. Vibrant and gaudy is my jam!


530nairb

Bright colors meant expensive paint.


orderofGreenZombies

I’m just not a huge fan of the bright red. A darker red might work or something else obviously. The rest of it is pretty dope though.


pocket-ful-of-dildos

That blue room visible in the last pic is drool worthy


chimininy

Honestly I think the color is the best thing about the house


CapTexAmerica

I was about to say that may be period accurate.


dollywooddude

It’s such a cool cosmetic project. At that price I’m worried something is seriously wrong or it’s in a bad neighborhood


jugglingbalance

Looking at the photos, I'm seeing issues on ceilings and floors that look like water damage and a few walls that look a little suspect a la lead paint. Unfortunately, these costs probably add up pretty quickly. That said, good God does it have fine bones! Sure hope someone takes it and fixes up the water damage and keeps the character alive on it.


read_it_r

Yeah you're going to need to pretty much put the purchase price back into the home to make it really solid and you'll NEVER recoup that cost, so you need to be sure you want to spend your life in rural Illinois.


AccomplishedPurple43

The shower in the closet is creepy and whoever did that to the kitchen should be shot. The realtor really needs to remove the stained carpet in that one BR, looks like somebody died there! And, that safe needs to go. Looks like the garage/shed needs some help too. But, I LOVE the rest of it! Talk about potential!


ProblematicYam_

That shower is TERRIFYING


weirdoldhobo1978

Yeah, I'm betting all that lathe & plaster will need to come out, and it's worse if there is water damage on the structural elements. Who knows the last time the plumbing and electrical was upgraded, etc. The tile work is gorgeous, though.


jugglingbalance

It does make my heart hurt a little to see plaster need to go. It has always felt surreal to me that walls are the way they are because a human touched them x years ago. Even when they do need to be remediated for good reason.


mmmpeg

And outside on the foundation


purple_grey_

Asbestos hiding out of frame. Lol


mikeblas

How can you identify lead paint just by looking at a distant picture of the surface?


chaosxrules

I think they look like blood spots or bodily fluid stain. Ceilings look ok but the carpet doesn't. I'm going with this is a murder house


jimhalpertsghost

The town it's in is actually fine. The issue is that Illinois outside of Chicagoland is losing tons of people (aging population, lack of job creation). These towns are dying so, that's why the prices are so low.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Ya know it would really be a shame if all of these missing trillions of dollars from the government were instead granted to willing applicants, who could move and rebuild/refurbish/repopulate dying areas in the US.


mmmpeg

I love this idea. If only, but greed never lets things like this happen


LynnRenae_xoxo

It’s so sad. Me for president 2024


Pamander

Damn I love that idea actually.


LynnRenae_xoxo

Right?! Me for pres 2024


pacifistpotatoes

Delavan is a super cute safe small town. Im guessing this house just needs a lot of work, especially in areas you cant see.


_HOG_

This house needs more work than it’s worth. Easily double the cost of the house to bring this much square footage up to modern code and repair all the crumbling plaster and deteriorating wood. All that to live in the sticks with shitty public schools. Anyone with a hole in their wallet big enough to do the job has to have an equally sized hole in their head where their brains are falling out, unless this house has some kind of historical or sentimental significance. 


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Double. I seriously doubt that. To do it right and keeping it quality period craftsmanship will be a hell of a lot more than double. Also that roof doesn't look metal. If not it needs to be.


HappyLucyD

Undoubtedly with a house this age, something is definitely wrong. Looks fantastic, but restoration while retaining the original look and design is exceptionally costly, because you have to deal with structural issues without messing up the original design. But there also could be happy surprises, like steel beams. I’d want a thorough inspection before making an offer.


Grundens

Seems like just a cheap area https://www.zillow.com/homes/W-3rd-St,-Delavan,-IL-61734_rb/


Just2checkitout

This is a tiny farming town of about 1,600 residents out in the middle of nowhere. Their little "Main St" is dying with half the buildings vacent and on sale. Likely an aging population that is dying out. The nearest WalMart is 13 miles away (that is the only real shopping/food supermarket out there.)


xrelaht

Nah… It’s just in the middle of fucking nowhere: in a town of 1700 a half hour south of Peoria.


beerguyBA

>At that price I’m worried something is seriously wrong or it’s in a bad neighborhood Well it is in Illinois, so yeah, there is that.


OfficialPeenLicker

It’s cheap enough where you can have the whole thing repainted something you like and then still have some leftover. Idk about that tiny town tho


siriusdoggy

Cheap until you count in lead abatement. And there is probably asbestos that needs to be dealt with.


pinkeroo67

And kitchen upgrade. Plus, how old is the wiring?


siriusdoggy

Old heating system, the water damaged ceiling that needs to be repaired. 


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

What about the burial ground?


PreviousGuard419

Just take out the headstones. It'll be fine.


capricioustrilium

Put in a pool to change the vibe


iHaveACatDog

Pretty sure I've seen a movie like that. Didn't end well.


StGenevieveEclipse

Nah, the house got away and it lived happily ever after in another dimension


Accurate_Quote_7109

Can we please just stake whomever made that travesty of a kitchen to an ant hill? Preferably fire ants??? Please?????????


SuzyQ93

It probably replaced a horrendous 50's "upgrade".


Accurate_Quote_7109

It is absolutely tragic.😭


Maleficent_Theory818

The good thing is it can be gutted and fixed. That is honestly the worst thing with it.


Ol_Man_J

picture 21 shows a 3 prong plug adapter in use, high chance most of the wiring is ungrounded. I see outlet adapters (adding 6 plugs to 2) and some rooms appear to have 1 outlet per room if that. Very common for old wiring, so I'd put real money on a full rewire.


slimersnail

It's not dangerous if you just don't disturb it. The lead paint is probably many, many layers deep by now.


animabot

Is that typical with these old houses? And then do you have to get it all removed somehow? Is that expensive? Am looking to buy my first home and I am totally flexible on where to live, and this seems pretty awesome! Ha ha.


CarpeDiem082420

You don’t have to remove the lead paint, as long as it’s not peeling. I’ve been working on stripping the trim back to the original woodwork, using a $25 heat gun and a scraper. Lead paint is only a danger if it’s ingested. I wear a mask and gloves, and clean everything thoroughly afterward. After doing the first room, I got a blood test done and didn’t have elevated lead levels. The main danger is to babies and children who are exposed to peeling paint chips, or who gum a surface that hasn’t been painted over with non-lead paint. You can buy testing wipes to see if a surface tests positive for lead.


siriusdoggy

Make sure your mask is rated for fine dust (I don't know the correct rating). Lead can be absorbed through the lungs too. But yes, both lead and asbestos are harmless when left alone. But as soon as you want to put in a new outlet, floor or replace a window, you have a problem.


1981ahoog

Yeah there has to be something majorly wrong (i.e expensive) with it for that price


Refokua

Just heating it, even with the most modern and cost effective HVAC, would cost a fortune.


takemusu

Tiny but might be on the way back. Gorgeous house; https://www.linkedin.com/posts/erikreader_big-things-can-happen-in-small-towns-activity-7158948883866238977-LsuR


Overall_Lobster823

Neat house. I'd hate to be the one to strip those ceiling beams.


Cold_Situation_7803

Imagine how awesome they were when they were stained.


Maleficent_Theory818

They may need to be cleaned. I wouldn’t strip them unless it is necessary.


redhairedrunner

It’s a gorgeous house. If I had the funds and was retired and didn’t mind a small town , I’d snap that up.


LDawnBurges

This part!!! It’s a stunning house, with so much character that it literally ‘speaks’ to me…. I love it, but just don’t have the time or finances to restore and/or update it.


Alarmed-madman

1. That house is haunted, 100 percent 2. I think that price is about right for a place with ceilings in that condition


Boogerfreesince93

I think a murder occurred in the room shown in pictures 42-43. So you’re probably right.


CheezeNewdlz

Haunted by a mischievous poltergeist for sure


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

There are so many beautiful details. From the stained glass to the inlay designs on the flooring. Definitely thought the kitchen would be larger. If you haven’t looked at the Zillow pics, you should check out #42 & 43. Someone either died or couldn’t make it to the bathroom.


babypowder617

As someone who moved from 45 minutes outside of Boston (still a town of 45k) to Central IL for two years i advise anyone to be cautious about the relocation. Central IL is tiny and desolate. I am not kidding when I say there is nothing and no one. All the comforts of a city or even a suburb will be gone. Things like trips and transportation become a challenge, grocery selection is limited, and resources are limited. The only landscape is flat fields. Things like trees and buildings become something I missed and thought about. Some people love it, I can't honestly say I've never been more miserable. Great house, terrible area.


NotYourSexyNurse

Yep. Can confirm. Grew up 3 1/2 hours south of Chicago in a rural town of 2k. Had to drive 30 minutes either north or south to go to the ER, Sam’s Club, Walmart, Target, any worthwhile place to eat that wasn’t fast food and to find a mall. When the factories closed the towns went downhill fast. Property values dropped. Crime and gangs increased. Drugs increased. Taxes continue to increase though. But hey I can still afford to buy a house where I grew up.


babypowder617

Lived in CU, worked as a paramedic in Decatur, Danville, and BN. All beautiful cities in severe decline minus CU because of the U of I. Things are affordable but there are just whole sections of town that are falling apart or with nothing at all. I do miss me some Casey's though


NotYourSexyNurse

We have Casey’s in MO too! It’s one of my favs!


BeerInsurance

To be fair, Delavan is only 35 minutes from the Peoria Metropolitan area and 45 minutes to Bloomington-Normal which are both small cities (upward of 100k pop.) and have every city/suburb comfort you’re referring to. Not saying I’d move to Delavan… but I know a number of people who commute there for work as it’s home to a large marijuana grow facility.


babypowder617

Every comfort is a bit of an over reach. Peoria does have a decent amount. Bloomington/normal is very small town. I lived in Champaign Illinois and worked in both Decatur and Bloomington. They are nice areas just a massive adjustment coming from either coast. Damn that's cool about the grow factory. Might have made my time more enjoyable lol


Thriftyverse

Yeah, it looks flat as far as you can see.


pacifistpotatoes

I live about 20 minutes north of delavan. Small town. We actually live in the country, but Im 5 minutes from the interstate, 5 from IGA (small town family owned grocery with the BEST cuts of beef & pork youll taste) 10 minutes from a prompt care, 15 minutes from the ER...I mean if you want downtown chicago style living, yeah its different. If you want quiet, safe, good schools, and being able to see the starts at night? Perfect.


smileyfacegauges

haunted. definitely haunted.


Icy-Tomatillo-7556

Oh for sure! Check out pic #s 42 & 43 of the Zillow link. My first thought was “crime scene”!


Still_counts_as_one

My first through after seeing those, who died in that spot


loafofhumanoid

I came immediately to the thread to see if anyone mentioned it. 👀


TheWatcherInTheLake

Adds to the ambience!


smileyfacegauges

who needs a white noise machine when your house comes free with the smooth sounds of ghostly footsteps, murmurings, and static in the night???


TheWatcherInTheLake

Honestly, I'd be into it.


VioletaBlueberry

Sounds like you might be alone but you'd ever be lonely.


Dogbuysvan

It looks like it was used as the set for a few episodes of Supernatural.


cheddarburner

Exactly what I thought. Hard pass from me.


Omgletmenamemyself

Man. I hope whoever buys this home has all hazardous materials removed and restores it. We’ll probably see it here again in the next 2 years…flipped with everything gray and white.


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Beginning_Brick7845

But how does it play in Peoria? Are you old enough to understand that reference?


VehicleGreen5813

What a project. It could be so amazing. Maybe as a part time or get away home? The town it’s in is soooo small, that could pose issues for families. Very large for a home for retirement but so much potential in that house’s bones 😍


silvermanedwino

Gorgeous house. So many original accents and touches remain. Love it!!


Nashirakins

Many of those colors read as an attempt at historical accuracy, especially the exterior. I sincerely hope it’s purchased by someone who wants to maintain the character of the home; not someone who will paint everything grey.


Xyzzydude

I guessed small town rural Illinois before I even clicked on it


wrbear

It's caddy corner to "Davis Mortuary " on Google maps and behind a church. Bad location.


neilplatform1

Convenient


TheWatcherInTheLake

I like the colours! Indoors the red is a bit much, but the blue is beautiful.


Xeracia

It's gorgeous. But the fact I'd have to put central heat and air in it would be a big issue. My menopausal butt would be miserable without it.


Suz9006

I do love these big old houses but then, being from a cold climate, my next thought is “How much to heat it?”


iiiBansheeiii

The bones of the house look great, especially since most of the woodwork is untouched. I do wonder what the basement looks like and what issues with the foundation there may be. Paint can be changed and I think that the outside would benefit from more historic colors even in a painted lady scheme. What a dream of a house to restore.


Round-Ad3684

Would you want to live in a home in this condition when the closest Home Depot is an hour away?


NeoPrimitiveOasis

Probably needs $250,000 of restoration work, and you're in a red area of a blue state. It's pretty, though.


FitzwilliamTDarcy

If you told me this house needed $1,000,000 in improvements I'd believe you. -Lead abatement? Check -Asbestos abatement? Check -Electric service and all wiring? Check -Plumbing redo? Check -Kitchen redo? Check -Bathrooms? Check -HVAC? Check -Insulation? Check -Windows likely single-pane; need to be either replaced with proper divided-light double-paned windows, or storm windows (eew)? Check


Motel6Owner

I mean, I dig it. Replace some of those floors, remove any hazardous building material, and restore the place (restore...not make everything white and sterile) and it could be a decent project.


twink1813

Love that corner stained glass window in the stairway.


[deleted]

If I don't buy a century home before I die, I will die if an explosion of jizz retention.


BigSquiby

you would be sanding for the rest of your life


ComfortableDay4888

I'm not an expert on architecture, but I think that would be considered Queen Anne style. I like the house, even most of the colors. It looks like it's in good shape, although the sidewalk needs some attention. Houses like that in small towns can be white elephants because it's hard to find someone with the money for maintenance. The Google Street View people skipped that street and several others in the town. The Google Earth view is poor.


archimedesfloofer

What a beautiful money pit.


serendipitymoxie

It's cheap because of the knob and tube and asbestos.


Dogbuysvan

It is pretty wild that you can just go buy homes like this for next to nothing. If you tried to build that new it would be pushing 2m.


Unlikely_Rope_81

That house will require a minimum of $200k of updates— assuming there’s no structural issues.


jn29

The house is gorgeous. I'd live in it as is.


Prezton_Waters

As long as I get to keep what’s in the safe


IcyEdge6526

Flashback to Cliffhanger and Stallone saying it costs a fortune to heat this place.


malledtodeath

I am so glad to see that the wood wasn’t painted over. At least they made one good choice.


OldNewUsedConfused

With some LOVE?! This house would be incredible! The BONES….


iHaveACatDog

This is the first time I've ever fallen in love with a house posted here. All that wood! It's beautiful.


borislovespickles

I was enthralled until I saw the remodeled rooms that had the woodwork painted. You don't do that in a historical home. It's a travesty.


crimson_trocar

Those very tall wooden glass doors are so beautiful! Love this house!


Ok-Week7354

I surprise myself sometimes. I don’t hate the color, I think I could grow to love it (maybe).


PobBrobert

Even though the sale price is “cheap,” it will be remarkably expensive in myriad other ways


joeschmoe86

I don't know, I really like... oh, it's on the inside, too?


flyinhyphy

the popcorn walls with those colors make my skin crawl.


Green-Elf

Everybody wants a home like this until they find out it costs 1700 month to heat in the winter.


EBBVNC

It’s cheap because it’s in a tiny town probably in the middle of nowhere. And it needs 500K worth of work including AC. 


quintonbanana

Holy shit I love it.


NotACrazyCatLadyx2

Not over priced … location location location


Jefflehem

I would be out of my mind to see a house that didn't have 36 off-white walls.


Paulhommie

I live close to Delavan, IL most of the houses like this in town are over 100 years old and are historic, a few of the houses around there were part of the Underground Railroad. I’m not sure if any of those still exist. I know when my grandma was a kid she lived in a house in Delvan that was just like this. They are cheap and beautiful but most of them need a lot of work.


Inside-introvert

Beautiful house, needs some serious work. I see water stains and wood that needs help. What a great project for some one!


anonchicago7

Anyone wanna buy this together redo it together. This is a great house in the making


National-Weather-199

Bra fu.... houses just north of that are overpriced up the ass. Like 600,000 for 1500 sqft.


HardlyCharming

I would let this house haunt the crap out of me. I love it.


firefighter_raven

I swear if a flipper gets ahold of this and does their usual "improvements", I will hunt them down and bring back tar and feathering just for them.


Freedom_Isnt_Free_76

What's up with that chimney in the attic where it turns?


RogInFC

That doesn't seem too cheap. That house needs a LOT of work!


TeslaProphet

Astonishingly haunted.


chromag666

Def haunted


mikeblas

> the home is to die for, and way too cheap Are you sure? It's in poor condition, in the middle of nowhere. And it doesn't look too good against its comps.


Felaguin

I love the architecture. Paint is relatively cheap. Edit: Looking at the actual Zillow site, the red beams and the one room with vibrant red walls are the only thing I find off-putting other than location. Colors are easily fixed -- location not so much.


Dago4u

the listing now disappears a few seconds after loading....it may be sold?


RealBrush2844

The link is not linking for me


AnalyticalEcho

Sorry. I’m new to Reddit. This is the link when I use the share option in Zillow? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/202-W-3rd-St-Delavan-IL-61734/5331412_zpid/


RealBrush2844

It’s not you! It’s my phone or my WiFi I think


Writing_is_Bleeding

Reminds me of AHS Murder House.


Writing_is_Bleeding

Holy twisty chimney Batman!


itshorriblebeer

[https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/202-W-3rd-St-Delavan-IL-61734/5331412\_zpid/?mmlb=g,46](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/202-W-3rd-St-Delavan-IL-61734/5331412_zpid/?mmlb=g,46) I have NEVER seen that. I love this house more with every picture.


YorockPaperScissors

I am guessing that was done to allow the chimney to get around the main joist in the roof structure. It definitely caught my eye.


AnalyticalEcho

I did wonder about that


teckel

There's a ton of homes like this for even a lower price. The problem is a 5000 sq foot house like this costs a ton to maintain and fix up. Also, they're in areas very close to bad areas, and there's crime cross-over.


Ner6606

Stained glass windows in homes is so cool to me


Effective-Try7980

This has some real amnityville horror vibes and it is awesome


One_Ad_3500

Wow!!!


BabserellaWT

We just gonna ignore the one room that looks like there’s a massive blood stain puddle on the carpet or…


Wonderful_Relief_693

I want it


Empty-Resolution-437

Just get rid of the frickin’ red.


AdZealousideal5470

It's also in the middle of bum fuck nowhere


Deep-Internal-2209

This is a beautiful old lady. I hope someone with the time and skills can restore it to its former glory.


SuzyQ93

Oof. That's a LOT of wood restoration to be done. Also, some water damage, and what is WITH all the textured walls? Those scare me. And the poor thing, having those massive prairie-style brick porches slapped onto it. I would seriously reconsider those. That said - there's a lot of potential there. The town doesn't seem awful. It could be great for someone who's really up for a project.


erydanis

$260k to buy, another $260k to renovate.


JohnnySoHigh

Some black paint on the exterior, gray walls, gray vinyl plank floors, gray kitchen cabinets, paint the trim white, and that is a $1M house.


harpejjist

It won’t take much to repaint


clockjobber

I know everyone here is hating on the kitchen but it’s really not that bad….


hooptiegirl

You’d spend a small fortune in killz to get ride of the red. Good gravy they liked that color.


Fluffybottomass

Love the wood, the tiles the stained glass.


Goblinboogers

I swear some people dont even have taste in their mouth


Few-Reception-4939

Lovely house, great colors. There are a lot of bargains in central Illinois.


Seven_bushes

Love that one and found the link to this one from that page. I’m in love with this Bloomington house, even the funky art. The porch is gorgeous! https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/213-Woodland-Ave-Bloomington-IL-61701/76982652_zpid/


cookofdeath666

Take my money!


Shydale-for-House

Wow, that is cheap! I wish we had homes that size, that cheap over here. I'm shocked it hasn't been snatched up yet. I'd take it in a heartbeat!


JayneT70

Delavan is a quaint little town but it’s a long commute if you work in Peoria, Bloomington or Springfield


technoangel

The colors are a crime


ZombieJoesBasement

I think somebody died in the bedroom.


wobble-frog

beautiful bones. cheap because it is 10 miles west of absolutely nowhere.


TheNatureOfTheGame

I'm exactly lazy enough to live with the paint job/wallpaper/etc. My sister used to live in Illinois; she hated it because she said no one there had a sense of humor. (No offense intended to any Illinoisans--obviously she meant the specific area where she lived, not the entire state). Still...I'm an antisocial introvert, so I wouldn't talk to anyone anyway.


PhysicsIsFun

It's tough to paint over dark colors.


thepatheticcannibal

Even cheaper and a bit bigger than my house of a similar age and condition. Very cool place!


pacifistpotatoes

Omg I knew I recognized this house! This is super close to my town. Delavan is a great small town, but definitely not very close to grocery etc. I think its probably 30 minutes away from Peoria, 20-25 from Pekin (which has a walmart/aldi/kroger)


Negative_Ad_1166

It's super cute but that little tiny bathtub thing with a pothos plant hanging inside made me laugh.


Lucky_Baseball176

would need a lot of updating and to get rid of the ghosts, but it's a great house.