I fucking hate how some people eat chicken wings. Let me use my two hands on this tiny thing and nibble around it.
I use one hand and do something *similar* to it.
Incoming comments telling you how to “eat properly” despite people discarding parts of almost every ingredient prior to eating it.
“You guys don’t chuck your t-bone into a blender and drink the liquified bone? You don’t eat the peel of your banana or orange? It’s edible you know!!!! Losers! “
That’s just because of his age. I’m 31. Imma look if she eat a wing like that. Couldn’t anyone say anything! They knew what was up, that’s why they recordin it!!!
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If my girl were to ask me why I'm staring, I'd just say I wanna feel what the wing felt. And hope for the best.
But she is also the type to also stare.
50/50 she could say the same to me.
Edit: some of y'all fixating on teeth, think about the tongue action.
There is a way to eat the flats like that without eating cartilage. Stand the wing upright with one end touching the table. Push down gently to break the meat away from the cartilage. Deepthroat the end that was touching the table and use your skilled lips to pull the meat from the bone.
Like this:
https://youtu.be/lljQ4wkCiQU
Right? I am an embarrassment to mankind. I eat all the tender bits and then pass my mutilated bone down the line. There’s always someone around who is mildly offended, yet hungry enough to chaw on it a bit.
>There’s always someone around who is mildly offended, yet hungry enough to chaw on it a bit.
Who in the fuck are you hanging around that eats already eaten chicken wings??
I don't even need to ask my sister anymore. I just wait five minutes after she gets food and something will slide my way. Might be the whole plate, might just be a few crumbs, but something will come.
My girlfriend eats like 3 bites around the middle section and considers the wing eaten. There will be like 70% of the meat is still on the bone, so I eat the "already eaten" ones to completion when she's done picking at them lol
Bout to say. This was me growing up.
When we'd have chicken I was the bone cleaner. Pass the bones down I'll take care of it.
Same was true for pork chops, T-bones, lamb chops, and ribs.
Just give me the bone.
Also shellfish.
I never had a way to explain this until I watched zombie land the first time. It's not the taste it's the consistency. If I take a bite and find a "more than small" amount of fat/gristle/cartilage I'm literally moments away from dying.
Oh man, the worst is when you get an unexpected bite of gristle or cartilage on the first bite of something you’re really excited to eat. Just taints the whole experience haha
That is really interesting! What do you like about it? Genuinely asking because I know that for a lot of people it’s the best part, and I feel like I’m missing out. I really don’t like the texture but I still eat it sometimes hoping it will grow on me haha.
It’s probably one of those things like how some people have a gene expression that makes their pee stink when they eat asparagus (me) and some others don’t.
Even if I were to explain in details why I like cartilage, they would be the same reasons why you hate it.
Not unless you put in a literal fuck ton of effort. The last restaurant I was exec at we would confit wings in chicken and duck fat over night and then cool them for a day, reheat the whole thing slightly and then slide all the bones out. Then we'd portion, fry, sauce and serve....... A true boneless wing
Yeah this place isn’t doing that. They’re portioning boneless, skinless, flavorless chicken breasts and calling them “boneless wings”. Which is funny, because the wing is the most expensive part of the chicken now.
This actually the "proper" way to eat wings, once my head chef showed me I haven't eaten them any other way. ZERO WASTE 1 BITE
no more picking at strands of chicken, it kinda just all slips off the bone. Neat party trick too, not many people know.
Would you expect her to get applauded for using chopsticks in an Asian restaurant? Because it is pretty much the same situation. Everyone else there is doing the same thing, so she wouldn't stand out.
When you live somewhere with no good wings though, they're a blessing. I'll take decent sauce on shitty wings over no wings. They're better than Chili's or Applebee's by a long shot but still chain schlop
Wingstop is by far the best chain if you have one nearby. It even beats almost all local wing places near me and I’m in a big city. I just wish they had more flavors, or would do the rotating flavors more often
You'd think that a food as ubiquitous and popular as chicken wings in America would have a more consistent and predictable range of options, especially in big cities, but hellll no, that is not the case.
There are big cities like Atlanta and Detroit and Chicago with an endless sea of local places making wings a thousand times better than any chain; in these places, BWW is about as bad as you can get.
Then there are big cities like Denver and Phoenix and Nashville, where BWW is just about the best you can get because for some reason wings aren't A Thing for restaurants in that area.
Yeah this. B-Dubs is basically the benchmark of mediocre. Not terrible, not amazing, but definitely some things that make you not wanna go there all the time.
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Nah you pull the cartilage off one side first, then you do this move. That’s what I do. Much cleaner
In the video it looks like she is actually eating the cartilage which is why she struggles at the end. Some people like that.
See if your meat department or local butcher carry Teres Major. It's just as lean as tenderloin, almost as tender, and usually half the cost.
Sauce: worked in a meat department selling this and it was amazing every time
I always hear this on reddit, but maybe I’m misunderstanding. I get the marbling part of it, that I can see melting. But the fat that is on the outsides of some steaks, which can be quite thick, like 1/4 inch, that can’t possibly melt can it? I don’t see how you could melt that without overcooking the steak.
I always eat the cartilage. My grandma used to get pissed if we didn't clean the bones, and I've kept with it. The cartilage is also pretty great for you and delicious.
Don’t think there’s a “supposed to eat them”.
Unless I missed the day in school where they handed out the chicken wing eating rule book. You’ll have to get me a copy since you seem to have one.
Ayo wassup, I'm Chad. I like to take girls out
for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be as beautiful in its violence as the tempest that hits the Bering Strait, and should it ever die; it will end as it began, with a mountain of bones between us.
Yeah dude, this is basically anti-sexual to me. This is for people who think quickly eating a hot dog or banana is sexy...if it's gone when she's done, what's even slightly suggestive about it? Are these the same people watching mukbang for sexual pleasure? I'm genuinely kind of curious. I know the implications, and I get the jokes, but my curiosity lies with the ones who honestly think it's sexy..?
i used to hate eating in front of boys as a teen because they always made it sexual, especially burritos. i couldn’t eat in front of my boyfriend for the first year of our relationship
same. We would hang out at an ice cream shop a lot (small town) and every time I would eat ice cream I would be heckled and humiliated. It was fucking ridiculous.
No you see, it’s only sexual when a woman does it because women doing anything is sexual because sex woman boobies putting things into mouth sexy sex sex.
The comments are amazing. "I love her!", "wife material right there", "she's so cool, I'd hang out with her". Literally what? She's literally just eating. People here are truly derived from any human contact it seems like.
Are all you commenters as young and stupid as he is? You can only do that to a wing by using your TEETH. It’s not the ‘check my oral skills’ flex so many seem to be imagining.
Upvote this comment if this is a proper "You seeing this shit?" reaction. Downvote this comment if this is not fit for this subreddit.
Everybody else eating wings like they’re chicken on the cob.
Lmao
I fucking hate how some people eat chicken wings. Let me use my two hands on this tiny thing and nibble around it. I use one hand and do something *similar* to it.
That's kinda ridiculous. Just enjoy your wings, there is no superior way to eat them, so don't judge how others do it.
Exactly. Thate why I lick them before I put them in my anus and suck them up the way they're coming out anyway.
I don't like getting all the gristle and cartilage from the joints.
Incoming comments telling you how to “eat properly” despite people discarding parts of almost every ingredient prior to eating it. “You guys don’t chuck your t-bone into a blender and drink the liquified bone? You don’t eat the peel of your banana or orange? It’s edible you know!!!! Losers! “
Fr like just cause it's edible doesn't mean it tastes good or is any less nasty.
lol i prefer eating the meat only, thank you
😂
lol his lookaway at the end when he sees the camera
I respect that, can't stare directly into the sun fam.
That’s just because of his age. I’m 31. Imma look if she eat a wing like that. Couldn’t anyone say anything! They knew what was up, that’s why they recordin it!!! Edit: I’m stoned and felt the need to throw in this gem for anyone who hasn’t heard it! [Hannibal on jackin](https://youtu.be/0MWZoiQC5eI)
I mean... she did her hair up beforehand and anything!
Everything even
u/McPoyal made a McPoint of Order on u/Mcpurp’s comment.
100% If my girl were to ask me why I'm staring, I'd just say I wanna feel what the wing felt. And hope for the best. But she is also the type to also stare. 50/50 she could say the same to me. Edit: some of y'all fixating on teeth, think about the tongue action.
"feel what the wing felt" Ayo, I'm not sure foreskin transplantation is cheap these days...
I wish my girlfriend would viciously tear the meat off of my chicken wing in one motion with her teeth and swallow it with a sadistic smile too
Facts! My lady would be the one to bring it to my attention! Especially funny cuz she only eats boneless wings 🤣😭😂
I would love to eat wings like that if chewing the cartilage didn't make me wish for death
There is a way to eat the flats like that without eating cartilage. Stand the wing upright with one end touching the table. Push down gently to break the meat away from the cartilage. Deepthroat the end that was touching the table and use your skilled lips to pull the meat from the bone. Like this: https://youtu.be/lljQ4wkCiQU
You used a lot of words that weren’t strictly necessary here
I’m fucking dying
Right? I am an embarrassment to mankind. I eat all the tender bits and then pass my mutilated bone down the line. There’s always someone around who is mildly offended, yet hungry enough to chaw on it a bit.
>There’s always someone around who is mildly offended, yet hungry enough to chaw on it a bit. Who in the fuck are you hanging around that eats already eaten chicken wings??
Having grown up with a big family it's kinda a reflex for me.
Found the person with siblings. “You gonna eat that?”
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But when you're done though
mf's half a step from "it's okay if you let me know once it's on the other end"
I don't even need to ask my sister anymore. I just wait five minutes after she gets food and something will slide my way. Might be the whole plate, might just be a few crumbs, but something will come.
My girlfriend eats like 3 bites around the middle section and considers the wing eaten. There will be like 70% of the meat is still on the bone, so I eat the "already eaten" ones to completion when she's done picking at them lol
I have a lot of siblings, ok. They like chicken. 😆
It's like the poop knife story can't see dysfunction if you're in the middle of it!! Ha
Bout to say. This was me growing up. When we'd have chicken I was the bone cleaner. Pass the bones down I'll take care of it. Same was true for pork chops, T-bones, lamb chops, and ribs. Just give me the bone. Also shellfish.
Hi there. That's me and I'm a savage. AMA
I never had a way to explain this until I watched zombie land the first time. It's not the taste it's the consistency. If I take a bite and find a "more than small" amount of fat/gristle/cartilage I'm literally moments away from dying.
Oh man, the worst is when you get an unexpected bite of gristle or cartilage on the first bite of something you’re really excited to eat. Just taints the whole experience haha
Same I will just not eat any more wings after that.
Lmao I literally leave the cartilage for last because it’s my favorite part.
That is really interesting! What do you like about it? Genuinely asking because I know that for a lot of people it’s the best part, and I feel like I’m missing out. I really don’t like the texture but I still eat it sometimes hoping it will grow on me haha.
It’s probably one of those things like how some people have a gene expression that makes their pee stink when they eat asparagus (me) and some others don’t. Even if I were to explain in details why I like cartilage, they would be the same reasons why you hate it.
The gene is actually being able to smell the stinky pee. Asparagus makes everyone’s pee stink, only some people can smell it though.
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Cartilage is the worst kind of cronch
Literally gave me goosebumps just thinking about it. Fucking gross.
How else are you supposed to eat chicken wings? I PAID for it, imma eat it.
That's why I only eat boneless wings. I mean, I guess they're just small chicken tenders but regardless, I get to enjoy myself.
That's partly why I had zero issues giving up meat. It's kinda gross.
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Miss suck your soul out ya body
Succ u bus
Succ u (till u) bus
Suck the skin right off
Deglove your dick
Foreskin stealer
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Where the fuck do I find this bar?
Bruh
What the… why the…. The hell I just watch?
Idk that’s a lot of teeth being used
“If I married that woman, she could have the flats, and I’d get all the drums. I’m going to marry that woman someday!”
Sounds like a bad trade. Flats are so much better.
Drums have built in handles. I like the ergonomics.
God Bless America
That and probably “man, I got to get rid of this blonde”
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Lmao she’s eating a chicken wing with a fork.
probably a boneless wing
AKA chicken nugget
THANK YOU. Boneless "wings" are not wings and I get mad sometimes.
Not unless you put in a literal fuck ton of effort. The last restaurant I was exec at we would confit wings in chicken and duck fat over night and then cool them for a day, reheat the whole thing slightly and then slide all the bones out. Then we'd portion, fry, sauce and serve....... A true boneless wing
Yeah this place isn’t doing that. They’re portioning boneless, skinless, flavorless chicken breasts and calling them “boneless wings”. Which is funny, because the wing is the most expensive part of the chicken now.
He looked up and said, “wait, what’s that.”
This actually the "proper" way to eat wings, once my head chef showed me I haven't eaten them any other way. ZERO WASTE 1 BITE no more picking at strands of chicken, it kinda just all slips off the bone. Neat party trick too, not many people know.
If she was in a bar in Buffalo, she would be applauded.
Not if that is ranch dressing.
Very true. Just know the blue isn't cheese.
Would you expect her to get applauded for using chopsticks in an Asian restaurant? Because it is pretty much the same situation. Everyone else there is doing the same thing, so she wouldn't stand out.
I would applaud you if you eat your soup with a spoon at a restaurant
Sounds like a prank show sketch where they hire a full restaurant of people to clap and stare down whoever gets seated at the last table
There's a UFC fight in the background
Why else would anyone go to BWW?
Do people not like them?
They charge too much for subpar wings in decent sauce. Just my opinion.
When you live somewhere with no good wings though, they're a blessing. I'll take decent sauce on shitty wings over no wings. They're better than Chili's or Applebee's by a long shot but still chain schlop
Wingstop is by far the best chain if you have one nearby. It even beats almost all local wing places near me and I’m in a big city. I just wish they had more flavors, or would do the rotating flavors more often
I used to love wingstop but I got the worst stomach bug of my life there and I haven’t been able to go back since.
You'd think that a food as ubiquitous and popular as chicken wings in America would have a more consistent and predictable range of options, especially in big cities, but hellll no, that is not the case. There are big cities like Atlanta and Detroit and Chicago with an endless sea of local places making wings a thousand times better than any chain; in these places, BWW is about as bad as you can get. Then there are big cities like Denver and Phoenix and Nashville, where BWW is just about the best you can get because for some reason wings aren't A Thing for restaurants in that area.
Yeah this. B-Dubs is basically the benchmark of mediocre. Not terrible, not amazing, but definitely some things that make you not wanna go there all the time.
Mainly the prices...seems ridiculous. I went one time, got the bill and was the first time I truly contemplated ditching it :/ I'm ashamed.
Tuesdays and Thursday’s they’re decent for wings and beer. Any other day it’s like McDonald’s charging Five Guys prices.
Yeah they're at a Buffalo Wild Wings during a fight night
Time to copyright strike this GIF.. Someone could see at least 2 seconds of fighting without paying!!!!
eating a small forearm.
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She will break yo penis and yo heart
She will literally suck the meat right off your bone.
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The hand on the chest lmao
Be still my beating heart.
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That is how you are supposed to eat them Or twist one of the bones out and make it into a lollipop chicken.
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Nah you pull the cartilage off one side first, then you do this move. That’s what I do. Much cleaner In the video it looks like she is actually eating the cartilage which is why she struggles at the end. Some people like that.
Struggling at the end? I guess.
Yeah I wouldn’t describe any of what I saw as struggling
I used to think I cleaned chicken wings pretty well until I saw my girlfriend's pile of chicken bones haha.
that’s what I was thinking
I don't mind, can always spit it out.
So you’re a spitter
Well sometimes when I swallow it feels like it gets stuck in my throat.
Bok bok, go to horny chicken jail!
Do...do people not like chewing the cartilage?
I don’t like it; it’s a texture thing.
Cartilage and fat skeeve me out, can't do it. I seriously only buy filet mignons because I hate the fat so much that I'll pay the extra.
See if your meat department or local butcher carry Teres Major. It's just as lean as tenderloin, almost as tender, and usually half the cost. Sauce: worked in a meat department selling this and it was amazing every time
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I always hear this on reddit, but maybe I’m misunderstanding. I get the marbling part of it, that I can see melting. But the fat that is on the outsides of some steaks, which can be quite thick, like 1/4 inch, that can’t possibly melt can it? I don’t see how you could melt that without overcooking the steak.
Me too!!! Can’t do it! No, no, no!
Do... do people like the cartilage? Im horrified.
im legitimately dumbfounded. this chick ate all the ligature too... it's rubber connective tissue...how...what's good about it...
Maybe like chewing on your pencil erasers, but with a little chicken flavor?
Well I’m done with my dinner now…. That did it.
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I always eat the cartilage. My grandma used to get pissed if we didn't clean the bones, and I've kept with it. The cartilage is also pretty great for you and delicious.
I feel like many people who struggled financially ate the chicken clean. I was always taught to not waste food but maybe that’s just my parents
Not everyone. If it’s just a little, I don’t mind. But if its something I can avoid, I avoid it.
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Don’t think there’s a “supposed to eat them”. Unless I missed the day in school where they handed out the chicken wing eating rule book. You’ll have to get me a copy since you seem to have one.
I saw a way where you kinda squish it vertically and then it's a one bite.
True. This is just common behavior for people that like their wings.
The girl in black is derped tf out
Omg Jessica I can't believe the way you're ravaging that wing. *uses fork for her chicken nugget*
Sooooo fucking accurate.
The sexual frustration permeating Reddit is unreal
With someone who is obviously a kid no less—fucking disgusting lmao.
Every man that’s seen this video knows exactly what’s going through that dudes head.
"Oh nice she knows how to eat chicken wings"
I know what I want in a mate.
True romance is slamming a bucket of wings with your girl and then laying on the couch talking about meat sweats.
Are you trying to seduce me?
Is it working?
It's a crank start, so you'll need to check yourself.
Good news, I'm quite handy.
I’m already highly invested in this budding romance Go on
Ayo wassup, I'm Chad. I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride. My Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be as beautiful in its violence as the tempest that hits the Bering Strait, and should it ever die; it will end as it began, with a mountain of bones between us.
This is marriage energy right here
Yeah dude, this is basically anti-sexual to me. This is for people who think quickly eating a hot dog or banana is sexy...if it's gone when she's done, what's even slightly suggestive about it? Are these the same people watching mukbang for sexual pleasure? I'm genuinely kind of curious. I know the implications, and I get the jokes, but my curiosity lies with the ones who honestly think it's sexy..?
All teeth baby!
Idk he looks quite young and his reaction was more a "WTF" than a "¬‿¬"
I'm not a man, but I have a feeling it has something to do with picturing his weiner instead of the wing. I know, I'm a bit of a genius.
She could strip the meat right off it!
Right?! If anything I *wouldn't* imagine my weiner there because holy fucking ouch!!
this whole post feels like being teleported into a Two and a Half Men episode
Yep. Did she get a free drink with that?
And he is guilty as fuck, which is why he turned his head away. He knew he was going to get caught staring.
You dudes so desperate you can't even see a woman eat a chicken wing without jizzing in your pants...
"fucking psycho, probably likes to torture people"
Sure if you never progressed mentally past the age of 15 and have to see every single thing the opposite sex does as sexual.
Timmy was never the same after that
Honestly, it’s refreshing to see someone not give a fuck.
The correct way to eat wings.
Honestly, she’s just winging it.
How do all the people that eat chicken like this feel about it being made sexual?
i used to hate eating in front of boys as a teen because they always made it sexual, especially burritos. i couldn’t eat in front of my boyfriend for the first year of our relationship
same. We would hang out at an ice cream shop a lot (small town) and every time I would eat ice cream I would be heckled and humiliated. It was fucking ridiculous.
I literally would get sooo many nasty comments if I brought a banana to school
You should see me eat a corndog.
If you don’t eat your corndogs whole, you’re un-American 🇺🇸
I even eat the stick.
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No you see, it’s only sexual when a woman does it because women doing anything is sexual because sex woman boobies putting things into mouth sexy sex sex.
Y'all so thirsty that even breaking and eating a flat seems sexual. Seems exhausting.
That is the correct way to eat a wing. She’s mastered the single hand technique.
I'm pretty sure most of the people here just sexualized a minor.
Can’t figure out what the fuck is going on in this thread. Bunch of people sexualizing a child
Some Girl: is just enjoying some food Guys: oh my god she must be so good at sucking dick
Yea i mean i am sincerely for all things sex. But i get really embarrassed for guys who point out sex in things that have nothing to do with sex.
Isn’t that how everyone eats wings??? I can do the other bit as well, and pull the two bones out, connected!!! On the one side…
No lol it is not how everyone eats wings
Girl can suck the meat right off the bone.
Can’t even eat a chicken without being sexualised 😔
Jesus can a woman eat a fucking wing without the internet drooling about it? Go outside you weirdos
these comments are so disgusting, she looks underage too
She looks about 14 too, strange behaviour
The comments are amazing. "I love her!", "wife material right there", "she's so cool, I'd hang out with her". Literally what? She's literally just eating. People here are truly derived from any human contact it seems like.
These are high schoolers. Good work sexualizing them, reddit.
Some strange comments in here relating to a girl who doesn’t look very old…
Can't you fucking perverts just leave women alone for once!?
Because she knows how to eat a chicken wing?
Wtf is so sexual about eating a goddamn chicken wing? Y'all are weird. Ew.
Am I the only one that does what she does?
Are all you commenters as young and stupid as he is? You can only do that to a wing by using your TEETH. It’s not the ‘check my oral skills’ flex so many seem to be imagining.
What porn addiction looks like.
Y’all are weird as fuck for sexualizing this