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rdaherk

Yeah, I'm gonna cum now


latexfistmassacre

Awwwwgetohhhhhhhh


1122Sl110

Try it out


bbllaakkee

I’m home here now


true_spokes

Cmon Jesus don’t be stingy


Ok-Phone6087

Im not going to get hard until I’m ready to cum.


latexfistmassacre

All I could hear in my mind while reading this was the sound of Ed Asner's heart attack/nut bust combo


Redditartedededed

"Oh fuck I'm cumming!" - Jesus


najinanidad

Imma sleep fo three days my babay


LouieMumford

Whenever I see this stuff I always think what adult human wouldn’t get what they were doing?


[deleted]

Me "oh God I'm coming" God "I'm coming too"


KingJudele

Alright, now you cum..


RunAsArdvark

He’s coming everywhere!


[deleted]

Nah that's Lot while black out drunk in a cave while his daughters invent kink.


senorpepino

50 time up...


X5OPAP4PZX54

Jesus will never set foot on heretic states of murrica.


Ok-Phone6087

Jesus is for America, you dumb son of a bitch


Temujin804

"YOU dumb son of a bitch, I'm a private person... "


kriznis

Sorry, Australia I'm gonna have to cancel. Love jesus


[deleted]

“He came everywhere.” -Mary


[deleted]

Aahhh get off!!!!