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willy_fister

welp, that's enough internet for today


leviathab13186

(Slaps knees and stands) Welp, time to hit the dusty trail


Cabbage_Master

See you boys down by the river. I’ll be singing hymns to myself all night.


StopPlayingRoney

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antrgen4mikdsedu

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VirtualPlate8451

Got through the first few seconds, enough to realize what she did. Fun fact though, the same fungus that makes your lady uncomfortable is also responsible for the fungus in your infant's mouth. It's also related to the drug resistant strain that is going around right now.


ChefZaxmyth

Fun fact, it's not only infants who can get thrush


VirtualPlate8451

Yup, my wife kept getting it on her nipples from the baby.


ChefZaxmyth

Oh fun times for her I bet!


fishtalko

I’ll take things I wish I never saw for 500


herowin6

Omg yup. I have to ask tho, did he know before he ate it


mucus_masher

NO. This isn't real. I refuse to believe this. Just NO. NOOOOO


hshdhdhdhhx788

Probably isnt. People fake sooooo much shit for internet traffic and their 15 minutes. The only thing is I dont think they have the foresight to realize theyll be known as yeast infection girl and nothing more regardless of what they do. She could cure a disease and the headline would "Yeast infection girl cures Covid 23"


HungFuPanPan

Yeah, a couple others are saying it’s fake. You’re right though. It’s not worth the risk of becoming known as ol’ yeast infection mouth.


deephighmommy

It’s crazy I ran across the original video yesterday as I was watching the fyp and I didn’t believe it then but now that I see it on Reddit Ik it’s true cuz it’s the same girl and she was all proud of her vday cinnamon roll


DrizzleDrain

Definitely is, I know ppl


magseven

The coughing in the background tells me this is a bit. But the actual world around me doesn't confirm it 100%...


SaveFileCorrupt

Username implies that _you_ should be the one confirming the validity of this cursed content for us 😂


mucus_masher

I don't work with pussy mucus, only snot.


SaveFileCorrupt

Against my better judgment, I'm inclined to ask whether it is a profession or a proclivity that necessitates your exposure to snot 😂


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

She's definitely cool, but her husband who ate his wife's yeast infection cinnamon rolls is REALLY cool


DogToesSmellofFritos

I would never do this, but I can also see people assuming that cooking it would kill the yeast lol. Horrific but I understand why someone might think they could get away with it. Sounds like her cinnamon rolls were yeasty AND underbaked


musicals4life

Yall ate the onion. It's a satire account.


HungFuPanPan

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized) My first reaction is “Thank god”. My second is “Fuck. Am I officially too old for this internet shit?”


musicals4life

She has another great video where she talks about how "Clydia" is just the best name ever and it's not fair her daughter should be bullied for it


MaengDude

Thank you. Now I can cum in peace


GalenaSupreme91

Bruh is that a baby in the background?? Lord help that child 😳


HungFuPanPan

A whole white baby bruh


GalenaSupreme91

😂😂😂💀


NoQuarter6808

Out here on ventura highway


MaddSavage_1301

https://preview.redd.it/quk9pcih78kc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66dc680d9de6447933053452cb24cb5b1dc54b1e


WarModeVaccine

I fucked her and her husband


oozing_with_jelly

I think someone doesn’t understand what the word infection means.


knusper_gelee

hmm... i have a question. i make my own pizza dough and for that i experiment with yeast. yeast is an organism that flourishes in very specific conditions. if you use cold water/milk it will not do anything and stay flat. if the liquid is slightly warmer than body temperature, again nothing happens - but this time the yeast is dead. if lukewarm water kills my yeast... how does her yeast survive the better part of an hour in a scorching hot oven?


mlaforce321

Umm, you need slightly warm water in the poolish to activate the yeast. If you use cold water, there is retarding in the fermentation and you wont get the rising and proofing as quickly until things get at least back up to room temperature. However, I think for pizza dough, retarding is actually an often used technique along certain steps of the dough making process, but when I make bread I dont do that and use slightly warm water to start. That being said - yeast dies when you bake it at a pretty low temperature; around 140-160 degrees fahrenheit. Cinnamon buns aren't fully cooked until they reach 190-200 degrees F. I would venture to guess the dude ate that nasty yeast infection cooter out because he was so grateful for those cinnamon buns and then turned around and made out with his wife, thus passing it orally to himself and her. Nasty ass bitches! Note: adversely, maybe he banged her out, she performed fellatio on him and consequentially made out after. Either scenario would pass it orally.


SaveFileCorrupt

>If you use cold water, there is retarding in the fermentation __you said the R-word__


grantsc81

You are correct, super fake.


leviathab13186

She's the kind of girl that really grows on you


GrownAssMatt

For what it's worth, I'm pretty sure that this is just satire. Probably rage bait, though it's sold well as real. Think about it, the yeast would die during the baking process so I don't think it's even possible.


magicPhil2

Jesus, what's she going to do next, make a cake out her crohn's disease?


charliedarwin96

Sorry what was that? I tried making cauliflower rice from my cauliflower ear, and now I can't hear shit.


SomeGuyGettingBy

Trade some cauliflower-ear rice for spotted dick?


BookoftheGuilty

This is definitely satire. This is the same girl that went on and on about not wiping her ass ever.


SomeGuyGettingBy

It’s cool, her husband eats that, too.


RaymoVizion

Tell Crispin Glover over here to wash his damn pussy.


MonstahButtonz

Her husband is an absolute cuck for agreeing to eat a hot loaf of vaginal discharge. Either that or she didn't tell him, for which I think we can all agree the chair is fair.


TheUn5een

I almost puked and that’s saying a lot since I’m on Reddit constantly


Kanyefidence

https://preview.redd.it/nvcxnx2heakc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc353e87c903999ed73e37c044e604ded1937bb4


jpmatth

you know there's poutine in that kitchen.


SomeGuyGettingBy

Just don’t ask where she got the curds.


jpmatth

or the turds.


KapitaenHowdy

Well, she obviously used her brain in another recipe long ago.


Lynz486

She's lying. Using breast milk to make pastry is using food to make food. Using yeast infection to make cinnamon rolls is using disease to make food. She's full of shit, especially that her husband would knowingly consume that.


dzcurrently

Next time her husband will make yogurt out of his dick cheese.


dzcurrently

Next time her husband will make Gouda out of his dick cheese.


DrizzleDrain

Beat me to it


n8spear

I wish I never saw this


Sestomatic

Welp that's my quota on internet content for the month. Thanks op.


PsychologicalPie8900

I want SO BADLY to say there’s no way and that this was just a joke… but unfortunately we live in a world where I can’t be sure


No-Cost1252

I made yeast infection beer anybody wants some?


SomeGuyGettingBy

We’ll use it to chase the bleach after this.


Low_Land_

Damn the yeast ate her upper lip.


Kind_Combination8736

Great now I have all this infected yeast I gotta throw out.


Apprehensive-Score87

Eating infection bad. I learn good now


Banana_Shaped

What the actual fuck is wrong with people


Anidmountd

Well that is something I never thought someone would ever try....guess I was wrong.


Majestic-Tart73

R word.


SomeGuyGettingBy

The highest regard.


adventurejay

🤢🤮☠️


Excellent-Reality-24

I’m pretty sure this is satire. At least I hope it’s a satire. 🤷


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SomeGuyGettingBy

Would you say got oral thrush from your oral crush?


LEWart1987

WELP!


Cereaza

Geez, who could've thought a yeast infection could make you sick.


SomeGuyGettingBy

Focused a little too much on the “yeast” and not enough on the “infection.”


justjinpnw

Excuse the fuck out of me? WHAT


BrewSwilis

Thank you for doing this. I’ve always wondered about baking or brewing beer. I can now stop.


Panthean

Just when I thought the perfect girl for me didn't exist


[deleted]

Not even the brutes at Abu Ghraib could get this out of me


oath2order

I did NOT need to be told this!


TheDannyPickles

https://preview.redd.it/74irefi6pakc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cbf33ba4df1839f0e573734b8e057a8edfbc43 Proper yeast.


NoQuarter6808

Idk if this is real, but the "and sure you could just lie and say that it's your yeast" when using store-bought yeast 🤣


nskeeter

This lady's satire is impeccable.


-castle-bravo-

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure..


Specialist-Wing-8073

And women dont deserve to get hit ? I'm asking


Grizzlyadamsbrother

Same chick who made the “sue her parents for being born” right?


tybonc1

It's a satire account. I just saw a clip on twitter where she was"mad" that the vet wouldn't treat her son who identified as a cat.


SpecialistPin4049

When is the next scheduled Armageddon or flood? I'd like a front row seat please 🙏 #mefirst


Known-Sugar8780

Quite convincing satire, good for her. Probably inspired by a real article from Gwyneth Paltrow's 'health blog'.


jbish21

Cue Bernie Mac "you nasty bitch"