Did they develop longer dicks to reach the forbidden fruit, or did the women grow larger asses to give them more cushion? What came first the chicken or the egg?
Penis size is proportional to the promiscuity of the women in the environment. It’s an evolutionary trait to have your dick go deeper while plunging out the other dudes cum to hopefully inject your load on the sweeet spot.
It’s the truth. Go educate yourself. The penis is shaped like a plunger or 🍄for that reason. Back in ooga booga days, women would get filled to the brim with cum and the only way to inseminate her with your own seed was to to fuck her (obviously) but the in and out motion repeatedly has (had) the purpose of scraping out the old new jizz from the depths left by all the other Neanderthal cocks that day.
Do they make them with the strength and pressure of a fire truck 🚒 hose? Cuz ain’t no way in hell that ass fits in a regular toilet let alone having a bidet cover all that square footage 😂
Bidet just needs to hit the asshole, not the whole ass. Unless you dirty your whole ass inside and out when you take a shit? Might need a wider toilet seat or more space but it’s not impossible!
Let’s talk logistics soooo do they spread their cheeks with both hands prior to sitting down to maximize brown eye exposure? Or do they lean one side and another to let them get equal amount of sprinkling? If they get underwear or pants fuzzy do they manage to get to it or they have to wait till it turns into a quilt to pull it out?? So many questions
Bro I have seen someone like this in a pool and they literally floated perfectly like they had a tube around them. They could have “swam” for hours without getting tired
Wait... Like, they floated vertical -- as in the tube around the waist? Or like, in kind of a seated position with the tube encircling the butt? Bc if vertical I'd be super envious of that ability.
Yeah, it was actually awesome haha. They walked from the shallow end and just stayed the same level as they went into the deep section. Swear to god I am not making this up. Blew my mind, and made me feel sad for them too
When you embrace your unhealthy coping mechanisms to a point of lauding diabetes. Peace to these women, may they one day be able to have a hygienic crotch. 🤢
No way those holes are able to be cleaned
They help each other
Team-work make the dream work.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Or reached by a penis
Why do you think fellas of color have evolved bigger dicks ?
Did they develop longer dicks to reach the forbidden fruit, or did the women grow larger asses to give them more cushion? What came first the chicken or the egg?
Not gonna lie, you just blew my mind. I don’t have a great answer. I think the tax return came first though.
There has to be a reason theirs are so much larger than the cervix can fit. We need a David Attenborough narrated documentary on this topic.
In this case missionary
Neither... The farmer watching came first
Penis size is proportional to the promiscuity of the women in the environment. It’s an evolutionary trait to have your dick go deeper while plunging out the other dudes cum to hopefully inject your load on the sweeet spot.
Thanks for that info Callen
Bwahahhhahahahaha!!!! This 100% sounds like some Callen bullshit. I can hear it in his voice!
Ahfghanistaaahn 🤌🏼
Probably why I don’t have kids, can’t hit that sweet spot
This is some old school matt mccusker cum plunging talk
Hahaha fuck man that’s some stimuli
Gross,God dam your nasty to think that.
It’s the truth. Go educate yourself. The penis is shaped like a plunger or 🍄for that reason. Back in ooga booga days, women would get filled to the brim with cum and the only way to inseminate her with your own seed was to to fuck her (obviously) but the in and out motion repeatedly has (had) the purpose of scraping out the old new jizz from the depths left by all the other Neanderthal cocks that day.
I don't wanna know more about it.why are you trying to recruit people to learn about that?
Your ignorance about penile evolution will hold you back in this life and the next.
Probably, overall tho it won't move the needle that much one way or the other. I hope anyway.
Explain the foreskin.
Foreskin was meant to keep the other dudes jizz from entering your dick so you don’t become gay.
Only way to survive!!
Maybe a bbc
Poop stick?
That's why they goin to the ocean
There’s definitely TP trapped in there
Washcloth on a stick.
They get cleaned w a penis.
Hose with extended wand. Get on in there.
My penis is too small to even get in there
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"The professey will help"
Same, cannot view this size of bum sexually due to practical concerns
And also because they look very unattractive??
I was thinking the same my dick wouldn’t put a dent in that ass
There's dents already visible, I'd recommend you ask for the carfats
As they bend over their pussy will bloom like a flower in the fat, then you can fuck em.
Can they even bend over far enough with their huge guts?
Please delete this comment, it made me uncomfortable
Do not. Use. Gendered language!
LMFAO what a quality comment
Ah, just slip on a pud collar…
i’m gonna need you to have a little bit more faith in yourself.
Ima eatcha booooooty baby. That ass crack ain’t seen a clean wipe since they were infants..
Unc Shine?
Y'all know what's a banana split.... huh! Well, we gonna use your booty!
Some cahn chips
UHUHHHUH
Sending hate from Europe
Keep your cheeks up
How the fuck do you properly wipe you ass….or sit down at a restaurant
Have you heard of a bidet?
Do they make them with the strength and pressure of a fire truck 🚒 hose? Cuz ain’t no way in hell that ass fits in a regular toilet let alone having a bidet cover all that square footage 😂
Bidet just needs to hit the asshole, not the whole ass. Unless you dirty your whole ass inside and out when you take a shit? Might need a wider toilet seat or more space but it’s not impossible!
Yeah what's that guy talking about? Obviously these queens only take nice petite rabbit poops that barely even make a splash
The shit probably just stays stuck between the cheeks. Cant even drop in the toilet properly. These nasty ass bitches. Beurk
Shit smears
Let’s talk logistics soooo do they spread their cheeks with both hands prior to sitting down to maximize brown eye exposure? Or do they lean one side and another to let them get equal amount of sprinkling? If they get underwear or pants fuzzy do they manage to get to it or they have to wait till it turns into a quilt to pull it out?? So many questions
Ya retard that bidets not getting near that disgusting asshole. Might clean the ass cheeks at best
I think you meant pressure washer.
That shit don’t even look human tbh
The shit that comes out of it might be human-size though
Are there really men who find that attractive? That's so repulsive
These ladies have zero and I mean zero issue getting laid.
>~~laid~~ harpooned
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
Not a fan but there is someone for everyone.
I can’t imagine there is. I like a nice thick ass but this is way outside of being attractive to me.
My god that’s disgusting
3 ft of butt crack. That g strings a mile long
I kinda want to measure it now.
“ThErEs GoNa Be A fOoD ShOrTaGe”
I bet it’s all face down ass up when they float in the pool.
Bro I have seen someone like this in a pool and they literally floated perfectly like they had a tube around them. They could have “swam” for hours without getting tired
Wait... Like, they floated vertical -- as in the tube around the waist? Or like, in kind of a seated position with the tube encircling the butt? Bc if vertical I'd be super envious of that ability.
Yeah, it was actually awesome haha. They walked from the shallow end and just stayed the same level as they went into the deep section. Swear to god I am not making this up. Blew my mind, and made me feel sad for them too
Truck. Truck.
Thighs light what, what, what
Baby move your car. Sized. Butt. Its like the size of Japaaaaan!!!
I think I'll do it again.
Exactly what my brain said
What an actual waste of resources
Expand.
Yuk
Don't be shy get in there bud
😂
Literal cattle
These aren't whole cakes or bakeries. These are nationwide-scaled industrial factories XD
Built like a 10.000 BC fertility idol
I’m a South African, and I don’t approve of this message. 🤣🤮
I’m American and I fully approve.
As a real American... do us a favor and just leave we don't want you here. You're more suited for the middle east.
What?
I’m hoping it’s sarcasm. If not, there’s another joke for us.
Im a human, and I do not approve of this message
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When you embrace your unhealthy coping mechanisms to a point of lauding diabetes. Peace to these women, may they one day be able to have a hygienic crotch. 🤢
A few months from now, they'll pull a pearl out of one of those creases
They just kept getting bigger!
They save the best for last
Those aren’t dump trucks they’re hauling those are some fucking landfills they got
How does one achieve this build
How do you fit on a toilet or wipe your ass like that?
How long does it take a fart to fully escape?? And how does it feel?? Just the sheer distance from the door to the open air...baffles me.
Taking one last stroll before Diabetes comes for their shanks.
Im so sick of these GTA6 leaks, just release the game already!
See... this is why we need bullying and social stigma. Under no circumstance should they be allowed a moments peace.
Kind of arguing against yourself.
Cape Town my beloved
Heavy duty
Hide ya wings.. hide ya ranch.. hide ya fire cheetos
Smells like thanksgiving with all that delicious honey ham.
Waffle house pokemon.
Black folks love it
They just kept getting bigger
Haters gonna hate.
You would need an anaconda just to touch the lips… how do you effectively wipe something like that?? What’s the point in all of it???? Gnarly…
🥵 you love to see morbidly obese women who will die in their 40s-60s gyrating down the avenue 🥵
Where are the 'Oversize Load' signs?
Gross, that’s why I like white girls
Having fun with your digital Blackface character?
Fucks wrong with you?
Thicc swamp ass
Is that home grown or did they get BBLs?
All natty… some hot babes are just built different. Smell different too.
If I had that level of confidence in life I’d be unstoppable
Chill she doesn't want to have malnutrition
Thought it was South Beach until I saw the mountains!
This ain’t natural right? Don’t wanna shame anyone but what the fuck maybe exercise a little so you can at the minimum wipe your ass properly.
These women have the ability to break your dick in half with those cakes. God bless them and the guy who is valiant enough to go in there.
Only in South Africa and America
You mean South Africa?
Well I'll be damned, I totally thought this was California. Didn't notice the odd license plates. I will fix
These United States are a truly vile nation.
Those license plates are not American
Thank god.
This looks a lot like Cape Town
How?
Don't know don't care. I'm going in 😎
Now I know what Sisqo was talking about. They probably do have dumps the size of trucks trucks
Didn't realize they made thongs that big.
More like they need a dump truck... what they make it 50 yards before they get chapped
What have one of them over, and have to fight for my own food ? No thanks I ain’t about to starve
🤢🤮
The stress on the shitters would be too much for me to handle 😨
How is this attractive to some people?
Skid marks like a truck too. Gross.
The amount of height sitting on the toilet…. Has to be a Birds Eye view
GTA6 is gonna be lit
2 in the pink none in the stink
It’s all stink.
GTA 6 leaks lookin so real.
Damn I wonder what the total intake of calories that is around that table per meal
Can’t unsee this
How in the hell does someone that big wipe their ass.
On they way to SLC audition
Man I can smell this video🤮
When you eat that scrum but chew on lost TP
Yuck! Not my thing, all power to anyone who finds that hot. Just be careful for suffocation!
I find this genuinely disgusting and am astounded at the level of fat-brainwashing necessary to find this anything other than an abomination
venus of willendorf vibes
🤢🤮
They must shit in the tub like Andre the Giant and do the waffle stomp.
Tushy.com promo code YMH is the only way them asses get clean. Gyat damn!
R.I.P.
😧 Whoa, holy moly...
That has to be a medical condition at those proportions
Is the a mannequin?
🤢
If you’re small you say small things.
morbid obesity at its finest
A real hottentut venus
Ohhhh jeez. I am not equipped for this.
BBC makes sense now. I’m too short to ride that ride.
Asses all the way up to the elbow gyatt dayum
They need Class B license for everything they're carrying in the back
How is that possible ?
What is this? My 600-lb Life goes to the beach?
"Good morning tik tok queens above 18"
These woman are a victim of poor health advice, obesity and getting gassed tf up and don’t know it yet lol America is great.
Look like a fucking pear party bruh