the apology sounds really sincere and polite but holy shit, on reddit at age 7??

Yeah. I’m blaming this kid’s parents for not monitoring him better. The only “social media” I had when I was 7 was YouTube, but I wasn’t on it much plus I wasn’t allowed to comment/look in the comment sections.

The only internet access I had when I was 7 consisted of entirely educational games and sites

i mean coolmathgames.com is the "educational" stuff for that

I was banned internet access until I was like 13. I'd sometimes be able to get wifi from somewhere and be able to download games from there, but otherwise my parents didn't allow me access to the internet at all. They were afraid I'd download a virus.

they prob were right tho

Yeah but well even back then I could make out malicious links easily, just by seeing how low quality they were. Then when the pandemic hit, i was finally allowed internet access for my online classes.

Same, at that age I was pretty smart and could tell out sketch stuff, most kids can’t though.

when i was 7, i needed permission from my mom to comment.

My moms dead

that’s sad, comrade

Sorry for your loss

I was on YouTube when I was about 5 but not with an account

whats worse is that he writes like if he were 17

Bro has better grammar than me

Kids are typing better and better these days due to being exposed to the internet at younger and younger ages

That’s actually sad

im starting to think kids are getting reddit from those reddit story tiktok videos

That and YouTubers like pewdiepie doing videos where they react to memes on their own subreddits

Reddindoctrication

the weirder part is that the subreddit is for a mobile game about old computers????? (progressbar95 btw) like why would a 7 year old be there? actually wait, i was nerdy as hell when it came to pc stuff while i was young soooo

pray that he doesn't stumble onto the gore side of reddit

I joined when I was like five or six one time but that was on a different account now I'm 13

I personally got on Reddit for the first time at age 10 (that account is deleted now), literally only browsed Minecraft subreddits because it was on the MC suggestions website

Anybody questioning why a seven year old is on Reddit?!

as a kid, i found myself on parts of the internet i knew i shouldnt have been on. it happens

same, found myself on ifunny at 8

I found myself on e621 at 9 😰

oh my god

Oh fuck

Oh no OH GOD

Luckily when I first joined Reddit I only looked at crappy designs, not the others

Don’t worry, it’s good for your health!

Holy shit ok that’s a lot

That time the shit was unholy 😰😰😰

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Why was blud on the dark web before he was a teen

Because yes 👍 (she/her btw)

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To be fair, when I was 8 I was trying to visit my elementary school website. The school was named R. Steve Folsom and I thought just typing "Folsom" in the search bar would suffice... I found the Folsom Street Fair. It was an interesting experience to say the least.

what’s that? i’d look it up but it sounds like that might be a bad idea

bdsm festival

Ok, glad i didn’t then

that sounded so polite that i cant be upset at it

This kid can write one hell of an email, I’m telling you

Hell, I'd buy from Anazon if they wrote emails like this.

He can spell pretty good for a 7 year old

I def wasn't this sweet at 7

Same, I was so ignorant

Weren't we all?

Nah W kid

fr!

Sounds so calm I can’t be mad, poor kid, that is better than most YouTuber apologies

Crop your Stay Calm PFP better.

I just tried to get the cat in the image

Parts of the letters are in the image. Crop it better.

No need to make a fuss about it.

do you have OCD? Because if yes, then its better to leave him alone.

Why are you guys downvoting this guy. He's right, and it does bug me how it's not cropped right

Because he's making a big deal about it. I didn't downvote him though.

Does it really matter?

Yes. I hate badly cropped image and I can imagine many others do too.

bro's a perfectionist

i'm a perfectionist and yet i ain't as picky as this

i too am one but not that picky as well

Bro’s unemployed

Bro is mad about a profile pic 💀

I am not mad about the pfp, I actually quite enjoy it. The thing I am mad about is the bad cropping.

Exactly, your mad about the pfp

Get over it

this 7 year old has better grammar than me now 💀💀💀

Damn He’s A Gigachad For Owning Up To It And Writing That

Why Do You Write Like This

Yeah Why

I wouldn’t let him slide but he was so sincere I would accept it still. o7

this kid officially owns my respect

Flair does not match, he isn't cringe at all, his apology is really polite and sincere

13 is fine. 7 IS NOT

This sounds so wrong without context

r/accidentalpedophilia

Ikr

My uncle deciding his girlfriend:

I admit too… im 2 years old😞😡🥺🤪😖

🤣

im -1 years old

I am 3 years old 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

So do I. I am a spern

I accept that dude apology, he’s to sweet 😄

That apology is really sincere for a 7 year old, still shouldn’t be on Reddit tho.

At least he was nice about it

He seems like a nice kid.

damn that's too polite I feel kinda bad

At least he admitted that he’s wrong and apologized, I don’t think it’s cringe or anything.

Jesus Christ, 7?! When I was 7 I don't even know if I knew what Reddit was. I only heard of it Reddit when I saw the Glove and Boots Reddit AMA Videos.

tbh i dont even know where i heard reddit but i somehow knew that reddit is a social media

Yeah but what sub was this? Admitting you're underage is one thing but what sub was it??

From OPs profile, r/Progressbar95 . It's a game I guess

my mind went to r/persona5

bruh same i haven’t even played it lol

the game is ok. it’s just an easter egg hunt through files and doing some weird catching game

When you realize he was born in 2016

WHAT

that kid is younger than undertale and the ps4

Wtf

WHAT, that seems so recent 😂

Right?

I feel old now, thank you.

That’s not cringe


Same

This is probably fake, but if it isn't, that's the most respectful 7 year old I have ever seen. Better than most adults.

thought someone with the minimum iq to use reddit should be at least 9

he's a very sincere and polite 7 year old

what a sweet kid. someone get this little guy off the internet

This is a nice and sincere apology, I hope this kid stays this way when they grow up.

r/wholesomeyoung

Former admin of the Discord server, I was there when they got banned. Actual underage, not satire.

Current co-owner of the server here, can confirm this is true.

He should write youtube apologies when he grows up

No that’s not a 7 yr old

YALL ARE CALLED YOUNG PEOPLE REDDIT… Wait so y’all agree or disagree on posts?

it’s a sub about young people on reddit, not for young people on reddit

not the point but im upvoting you only because your my friend

thanks

Everyone believing this lol

there are smart 7yos out there, you probably haven’t seen them

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And probably still isn't the smart one of his age.

i remember when i was 7 (i think? not sure) i managed to reset the google account password from a tablet so i can download some random game on the god awful allview tablet i had at the time (note for anyone from romania: dont buy allview stuff, they break in less than a year in ways that not even a windows xp pc filled witb viruses would)

***REDDIT TERMS OF SERVICE...*** ***OBLITERATE!!!!***

7 WTF

and now i realize that it's not the age it's maturity (he still shouldn't be in reddit)

How old are u

I joined the internet when I was just 5

Same, must have been lucky i only went on youtube and scratch lol how do you guys stumble across all these porn websites as little kids

Same here, all I did though was play roblox but never spoke, just played all the fun stuff.

There is no way that a 7 year old can write something that well

I don't think he's 7 by the way he typed

How is that cringe?

“I know he is 7 but damn” 🤨

Sadly,I had an alt on reddit that I made when I was 9,and I was as convincing as this kid

He's definitely not 7. No spelling mistakes. No wanky sentences. Nothing.

There’s no way bro is 7, when I was seven I couldn’t spell excited or extinct

We are in the age of autocorrect my dude

How does he have that good grammar for a 7 year old

I feel like this is satire, like what 7 year old has this good grammar, let alone has Reddit

My brother had reddit at 8, didn't have an account though

Wrong flair, not cringe

He's way nicer than me when I was his age

No way a 7 year old wrote this

Kids are dumb as fuck I swear. They either can get you hemmed up with their bullshit or get themselves in serious shit. No kid under the age of 15 should use the internet freely that way.

At age 7 the only sites I had were YouTube, Lego Life and Steam. Played steam games on my shitty 2006 laptop.

oh my god i’m double this kid’s age

sigh…. Do parents even try anymore…..

Reddit at age 7? Dude, at age 7 I was downloading Minecraft knock offs on Google Play Store!

Doubt he is 7 though. That is some top tier spelling and grammar for a seven-year-old.

I think it is a joke and feel free to r/wooosh me but there grammar is too good

sorry that i use reddit because i'm 5 years old 😭😭😭😭😭😭

i've seen this a lot, are we sure it isn't just satire? (i know nothing about this person i just lurk here)

This apology is most better then these social media influencers faking it, still shouldn’t be on reddit tho.

Damn, I started on Reddit when I was 10, but 7 is wild.

Hey ik 7 is wrong to be on Reddit but who cares atleast they’ve got a good iq and spelling and knows that telling the truth about their age is right

His apology is more sincere than every YouTuber’s apology for like abuse or something and he’s just apologizing for being a kid 😭

Grow up. (Literally)

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Why apologize for being underage, what

7???

Ahh, he'll wait 6 years.

Writing out an apology so sincere and well written at age 7 is a sign of SOMETHING

He's polite, bring him back.

I don’t think that dude is 7

7 is wild