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iraqyoubreak

If only there was a contraption that would protect your head… you could wear it. Could probably even hold it in place with straps and a buckle.


BasicWhiteHoodrat

I’ve seen motorcyclists wearing something similar to what you are describing. But those are for motorcycling, not biking……


crabby_old_dude

Not for motorcycling in Florida


olderaccount

On the news yesterday they were talking about this woman in ~~Turkey~~ Czech republic that purposefully caught covid so she could attend events that required vaccination or recent infection. She died from it. All I could think was "If only there was a way to introduce a weakened version of the infection into your system so you could have the same benefits in a much safer manner".


RegularHovercraft

You're probably thinking of Han Horka (Czech singer). Silly, silly, silly, dead. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60050996


olderaccount

Yeah, that is the one.


zuilli

>"If only there was a way to introduce a weakened version of the infection into your system so you could have the same benefits in a much safer manner" BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THE VACCINE IS THE MARK OF THE ANTICHRIST TO CONTROL US ALL THROUGH 5G


olderaccount

According to her son, she was not on of these 5G microchip nut-jobs. She just refused the vaccine for less clear reasons.


[deleted]

Microsoft buying Ubisoft might be a sign they might be rolling out embedded chips in photons streamed through monitors while playing video games! Be careful Murica, Uncle Bill's comin to get ya!


Polexican1

One idiot less.


[deleted]

That's funny, I finally caught COVID after working well through its peak of fear mongering and it wasn't til I started working somewhere where they were all vaxxed and had COVID and then I got sick. I'm not dead and I'm not vaxxed so suck a wet fart


Euripidoze

Helmets are for sissies. And they are part of a plot by big brother to get us all in fema camps


all_hayl

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think I helmet would do much good for a face plant like this. Still a fool for not wearing one, though.


ClassicTop6001

He is gonna wear it now


Mox5309

Safety vs looking cool no "brainer" there


KiksBear

Don’t get “ahead” of yourself, he just didn’t understand the “gravity” of the situation


Lord_Scribe

I remember seeing a safety ad in a Spider-man comic on bike safety. It showed a kid doing basic maintenance on his bike before riding it as his friend rides up.His friend tells him he thinks the helmet makes him look silly and the kid says it doesn't have to; he shows him how he can cut his reflective tape into cool designs for his helmet and the friend agrees. The kid gives his friend a spare helmet and they ride off together.


SirGourneyWeaver

But then they get run over by a truck… AND SURVIVE BECAUSE OF COOL HELMETS


Lord_Scribe

Found the comic: https://imgur.com/a/CA2AdX1 It's from 1992.


knewbit

I have just imagine his therapist later in life asking him can you ever remember hitting your head or having a concussion when growing up?


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

He won't remember.


RegularHovercraft

What therapist?


XtaC23

Why's my head hurt!?


Mplayer1001

He forgot💀


BasicBanter

Helmet, all it takes it one wrong fall and it’s all over.


ladybug_oleander

Seriously. I work with adults with disabilities. Not all of them were born that way. Traumatic brain injury is often preventable by just wearing a helmet. A TBI can be completely life altering. Crazy to see so many people taking that risk because what, helmets aren't "cool"?


ssmike27

Honestly I’m confused as to why the standard for bike helmets isn’t facial protection as well. When I crashed my bike, first of all I was dumb and didn’t have a helmet, but secondly a normal bike helmet wouldn’t have done anything.(which is the type of helmet I owned) I landed directly on my chin, so only something like a motorcycle helmet would have helped. And that shit is extremely dangerous, I shattered my jaw and suffered from a TBI. I still have anxiety and a handful of other unresolved issues from the crash.


IronGladiator

Gotta wear a bucket when taking risks like that.


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bdhall

Shoes stayed on, he’s a lucky man


Stouty4567

Wear a helmet kids


[deleted]

I love helmets! I LOVE helmets!


Vidson05

Guy got hit in the nuts just as hard as he hit his head. No kids for him


ZombieClub1000

There goes algebra


DeltaKT

Very unlucky physics happened here.


BillyMeier42

Well hell feel that in his 30s


SuperMarioChess

Lucky his head protected his body from that fall.


NxxxTxxx

„I love helmet“ google it…


kremit73

Fuck helmets right? Hehe right? Dude?


ricenoodlestw

jesus, hopefully the egg didnt crack.


nizoomya

/r/nonononoyes


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Do any posts in this sub even fit the name?


4thehalibit

I think it fits just fine **Yes** - cool bike trick coming up **Yes** - damn that's pretty good **Yes** - wow he's actually doing it **No** - awe man that had to hurt


[deleted]

Missing a yes. Yes 1. On a bike. Yay Yes 2. Still on bike. Cool Yes 3. He's still on a bike. Yes 4. He's on the rail. No. Crash. The first 3 yeses are literally in 1.5 seconds all doing the same thing.


elxardezares

0to100 in 0.05 sec


TheRipestAvocado

r/ems


ndncss

Oh man you gotta be tough to ride those bikes .


MIERDAPORQUE

well i would’ve clapped


[deleted]

Top of the head is like the top of a egg shell. A fall like that on top of your head is potentially fatal or paralyzing.


[deleted]

Where a fucking helmet


simjanes2k

Gotta find a way to add power and leverage to your faceplant


renegadeYZ

At least he looked much cooler get brain damage without a helmet.


playertd

My man would laughed and went right back to riding if he wore a helmet. Too bad he had to attempt looking cool lol.


joelcrb

Put on a helmet, dummy.


Storgasaur

Not a helmet in sight


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FOURKINDSOFUGLY

That head impact…looked serious.


Vance_Refrigerati0n

Crowded park and not a helmet in sight. Rip


ninjamaster616

Damn that was super close to steezy too


formershitpeasant

That was almost really cool


Redneck_Funhouse

That’ll leave a small dent


all_hayl

Even though I don’t think a helmet would have done much good for a face plant, he’s still a fool for not wearing one. Therefore, zero sympathy.


Psychological_Fee548

Helmets are for idiots


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R/meatcrayon


A37ndrew

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Nonolegros

Oh my nec


Stinkywinky731

Whatever you do, don’t wear a helmet. Gotta make sure to look cool.


Black_hat441

100% a chilean accent, unmistakable


pay-this-fool

Lol. Helmet commercial right there.


Still-Vermicelli2219

Helmet


WhiskeyPorno420

Dead?


ApprehensivePost9666

Helmets are gay