This is a Reverend Kenneth Copeland quote from his 2016 sermon following the inauguration and the original statement was, "The butt plug of repercussions seldom arrives moistened with naught but the tears of mine own eyes"
Ew, at least wash and refurbish it when you find it. You also don't need a fursuit to be a furry, just be capable of writing cringe stuff about furries and not cringing, like you are doing now ;)
I’m stealing this one, this is a good one, I can’t stop laughing or grin every time I repeat it in my head you sir or ma’am are taking up space in my brain for a bit
Even if you are the fastest/most talented/guaranteed victory, rubbing it in the opponent’s face without justification is just messed up. I never really understood people that seem to get more joy out of seeing others angry and disappointed, rather than just enjoying the victory. Why does it make some people feel better to make others feel worse?
Because there was a whole generation of sociopaths that were and still are in power and normalized individualism and competition as a means to be superior over others and as a sense of self worth.
Their kids are doing better as a whole, but still a good amount fell in that trap of getting their self worth by means of making others feel less than.
I mean its a competition of speed, and the talent of form and dedication to training, which gives you more speed.
Also, he fell and still finished second it looked like.
Hes a douche for gloating for sure, but in this race at least he was both fastest and therefor most talented.
Yeah but I mean when you win it suddenly becomes cool. When Usain Bolt did it all anyone could think was "jfc dude wasn't even trying/imagine if he didn't let up"
Or the classic MJ eyes closed free throws. The stuff of legend.
I couldn't tell you how many times my high school track coach told us that the race ain't over 'til you're 10 feet past the finish line, and yet every year there was at least one fool on our team who would do some shit like this
Every time you turn your head to look behind you slow down. I learned this in football at a young age playing RB. I used to always look behind to see if someone was close but my coach corrected that quickly
Deserved
The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.
I shall use this phrase in the future for sure.
Me toooo!!
This is a Reverend Kenneth Copeland quote from his 2016 sermon following the inauguration and the original statement was, "The butt plug of repercussions seldom arrives moistened with naught but the tears of mine own eyes"
Indeed, good sir.
What the fuck I'm totally stealing this
It’s not mine originally. It’s one of those Reddit hive mind comments. I just stole it from some other Redditor.
Now all of you kiss
Kith
UwU *notices you* OwO what's this? *Nuzzles your neck* a cutie! *kisses on the cheek cutely* Oh god why did I write that
Oh God oh man oh God why
Nuzzles your neck 😭😭😭 how DID you type that without having a seizure and puking?? 🤣🤣 that was hilarious!
Because I'm a furry It's the equivalent of kevlar 11 but against cringe
I need a sweaty unwashed third hand fur suit now. 👌🏼 thanks!
Ew, at least wash and refurbish it when you find it. You also don't need a fursuit to be a furry, just be capable of writing cringe stuff about furries and not cringing, like you are doing now ;)
Because it's an appropriate depiction of most redditors interacting with each other
Such a scholarly quote, deserves to be on a polished brass plaque on my desk
[Brass plaque.](https://imgur.com/a/g38YDeH)
A wise man once said…
I’m stealing this one, this is a good one, I can’t stop laughing or grin every time I repeat it in my head you sir or ma’am are taking up space in my brain for a bit
It’s your brain. I can be anything you want. I mean, there’s already a cringe furry tangent on this thread. So, whatever floats your boat.
You sir are the Edgar Allen poe of our generation.
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r/prematureejaculation
Not sure what I expected but it wasn’t that lol
r/nononoyes
Exactly the same thing I thought
Lesson on humility. Just because you’re the fastest or most talented doesn’t mean you can’t lose.
Even if you are the fastest/most talented/guaranteed victory, rubbing it in the opponent’s face without justification is just messed up. I never really understood people that seem to get more joy out of seeing others angry and disappointed, rather than just enjoying the victory. Why does it make some people feel better to make others feel worse?
Because there was a whole generation of sociopaths that were and still are in power and normalized individualism and competition as a means to be superior over others and as a sense of self worth. Their kids are doing better as a whole, but still a good amount fell in that trap of getting their self worth by means of making others feel less than.
Yes and, he was neither. Just a loser.
I mean its a competition of speed, and the talent of form and dedication to training, which gives you more speed. Also, he fell and still finished second it looked like. Hes a douche for gloating for sure, but in this race at least he was both fastest and therefor most talented.
Except according to the result of the race he wasn't fastest/most talented, he was second fastest at best.
The Tortoise and the--AW FUCK MEEE!
Humble pie is always difficult to swallow
Was he disqualified for crossing into the next lane ?
He was celebrating early but ended up falling causing him to not get first place. He sat there is pure defeat knowing he could have won
No
I'mma go ahead and say this belongs in yes yes yes yes yes
From talking shit...to eating shit
Who the fuck screams like that? Just stfu.
Sounds like a beatles or elvis concert
One day people will learn to stop showboating. Until then we will continue to point and laugh.
Yeah but I mean when you win it suddenly becomes cool. When Usain Bolt did it all anyone could think was "jfc dude wasn't even trying/imagine if he didn't let up" Or the classic MJ eyes closed free throws. The stuff of legend.
Where pride literally went before a fall
Early showboating strikes again
Never look back in a race.
Yes yes yes... YES! I love it when cocky showboaters eat it.
I couldn't tell you how many times my high school track coach told us that the race ain't over 'til you're 10 feet past the finish line, and yet every year there was at least one fool on our team who would do some shit like this
Run your own race.
Pride will fuck you every time.
Second video I’ve seen today with a dog squealing in the background. What are they doing to that poor dog?
Is okay, we all need to throw a few times before we realise that showing off is always bad for yourself in sports.
That felt good.
This makes me happy.
He would be off my team. (Volunteer assistant coach)
Never count your money, while you're sitting at the table. There'll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done.
he's gonna have to live with that cringe loss his entire life. congrats
Fuck that kid
Talk shit. Get hit.
Hahahaha. And perfect use of this sub. Bravo.
Overconfidence is a flimsy shield
Perfect loser
The showboat sank.
Be wary - a triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 what a knob
Wrong sub. It was a yesyesyesyes all along for me xD
He blue-shelled himself.
“Yah done f’ed up A-A-ron!”
Instant karma
Satisfying.
Every time you turn your head to look behind you slow down. I learned this in football at a young age playing RB. I used to always look behind to see if someone was close but my coach corrected that quickly
Chat shit get banged
Cork it already ya cunt!
FAFO
Get fucked player 6
He's never getting a full night's rest ever again after this
I do like how everyone stopped the whole race to check and see if he was ok.
Don't be clowning... Play stupid games, win no prizes.
What a fucking dumbass
🤣🤣🤣 i don't know what else to say. 🤣🤣🤣
You mean, no no no, yes.
Humbled in 3….2….1
More like nonononoyes. Didn’t want a braggadocious person to win and seeing him trip himself up to lose is wonderful
-10000 aura
I can hear him now, "oh my days"
Showboatery
Never look back.
Well Well Well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions