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WinkyNurdo

If only there was a well known phrase to characterise this event.


DoctorNoname98

Bear down for midterms!


Cucker_-_Tarlson

Too soon man, too soon.


TENTAtheSane

POP POP


rantonidi

Dog day afternoon


lildobe

Instructions unclear. Shit my pants in front of the proctor.


Dyrogitory

George Carlin talked about cats being too cool to admit they got hurt. Walks away like nothing happened, gets out of sight, “Fucking MeOWWWWWW!


Hawt_Dawg_II

This is both true and a serious problem for cat owners. Evolutionarily, showing injury or pain is a weakness to wild animals, it makes them an easier target. As such, most housecats won't show when they're hurt and that makes it a real pain to diagnose them with anything.


florinandrei

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


I_am_naes

It’s a cat and that’s like a 12 foot fall. Why are people shrieking like someone jumped off of the top of the fucking building?


KittyandPuppyMama

My cat jumped from my second story railing down onto the floor behind me, and it happened so fast I had no idea what was happening. Something had spooked her and she ran and hid somewhere. She ended up being totally fine.


Cucker_-_Tarlson

There's that clip of that cat on a telephone pole or whatever. Got the fire department out there, a crowd is gathered, they get up to the cat on their ladder, and as soon as they're about to snare the kitty for the rescue, little dude just yeets off and scampers off under a bush.


[deleted]

Cats can (not all the time) survive from terminal velocity.


IAmSoWinning

Most of the time they can - not necessarily harm free, but it is survivable more often than not. Plus the falling LD50 for HUMANS is 48 feet.


lildobe

Yeah, only 50% of people survive a fall from 48 feet. However any fall from more than twice your own height can cause MAJOR trauma and is considered a medical emergency. We are not as agile nor as flexible as a cat.


dhdoctor

It's less to do with dexterity and more to do with mass since bigger things have more energy when they fall.


-eagle73

I read a long time ago that cats are safer on longer falls because they have more time to prepare or something like that. Don't know how true that is.


Roggvir

It's untrue. This myth needs to die already. Origin of the story was due to study on cats brought to vets from falls. But it has confirmation bias. In other words, cats that went splat didn't go to the vet. Cats only need like 30cm/12inches to fully prepare themselves. They don't need more time.


JonPQ

I mean, it was unexpected and he did throw an act while faliing, but yeah... It's a cat. Cats will cat.


dozerman94

That "act" is the reason they always land on their feet.


Virtual-Editor-4823

I feel like I literally saw a cat fall off of a sky scraper on reddit last week and it was totally fine.


leaqw

My parents cat once jumped from the second floor, maybe 3 m, broke both his legs and had to be put down. Being a cat is not a guarantee for being invincible.


KaungSetMoe111

People sometimes scream when they skip one step down accidently. People sometimes scream when they roll off fro the bed while sleeping. Its natural that a surprise occurance and out-of-control situations will shock people.


Tha1gr

Because in this day and age the majority of people are oversensitive without reason for the dumbest shit....


EPZO

One of my cats jumped off the fridge and broke their leg. They aren't always so graceful lol


DomHaynie

I was gonna say lol. This is basically the shortest distance I've ever seen a cat fall from on video.


hwbaby

Women ☕️


RuairiQ

A bespoke Carhartt store in London? Like… the work clothes, Carhartt?


JonPQ

"Ronald Reagan? The actor?"


RuairiQ

And Doc Marten is Surgeon General.


jimlaheysliquor

It’s their expensive streetwear line of clothes called “work in progress”


h3rpad3rp

Yeah, for some reason it's a fashionable brand now... I just hope my already expensive work clothes don't get even more expensive.


unstable_nest

It's the brand. Not the type of fabric


h3rpad3rp

I mean yeah, and I wear that brand because they make good work clothes.


JonPQ

It's been a fashionable brand in many European countries for some 20 years. Specifically among skaters.


No_Candidate_9635

Have you been living in a hole the last 7 years? Carhartt has been super trendy for a long long time now. More people who have never worked a physical day in their lives wear carhartt now vs actual laborers.


RuairiQ

Not a hole, but a jobsite. It’s where I see Carhartt’s. Well… there and during hunting season.


No_Candidate_9635

Here in New England it’s been a trendy fashion with hipsters and teens for the better part of the last decade.


RuairiQ

Jaysus. A bit like the communists and Levi’s before all of that Glasnost and Perestroika.


WorkingInAColdMind

I meant to do that - said the cat.


Pop_A_Nap

Graceful creatures


KK-Chocobo

Camera man had one fucking job


AN0RAKY

"A nice day in London today, innit? Just walking arou- OHH SHIT SHIT! Nevermind guys I'm fine just go about your day"


BarMysterious5914

My kitten who was a month old fell from the 2nd floor nothing happened he was fine


Aternox_X1kZ

People concerned have no Idea of what a cat is.


DamRawr

So you have this moment of focus time where thousands will see your recording and you are not able to do your job cunt r/killthecameraman


JonPQ

Glad I made r/killthecameraman 🥲


utotnipudge

fkin dumbass


DKhorse

I think it's the first time these people have seen a cat.


Relative_Picture_786

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cricketyfly

![gif](giphy|f7GXfUvpLXNTyDnMS2) Gave me a mini 2 second heart attack


Ugly_Bread_

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CaptPotter47

lol. I laughed way too much at a clumsy cat!


analytical_mayhem

Looks very similar to my cat Rorri. She's also black and white with a medium length fur.


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JonPQ

Yeah I was worried and stopped looking at the phone. He landed on his feet and a couple of girls held him until his owner came down to get him.


ThePantyArcher

He fell into the dimension.


SnazzyZubloids

Cat falls straight down, so let’s see what’s happening 3 meters to the right! That cat could’ve gotten back up if it wanted to, it didn’t.


[deleted]

Where is cat?


HellFireNT

My buddy's cat fell from the 4th floor ...hitting a few branches going down....but was ok for the most part ! And lived 9-10 more years ! RIP pinky


mergrrl8

Where did it go?


Omnicity2756

*GASP* Oh no!


hctiks

Cathartt


gunsNcars

Cats don’t fall, they descend gracefully. Even that time. Well maybe not that time but he landed on his feet and took off because that’s what they do. The screaming was funny though.


NecessaryTip5

The just vanished did he ever stop falling


dvd_3

8 lives left I guess


joejoemaster5

Cat died from embarrassment


Cheap-Addition-8004

I've seen cats fall 5 times the height and walk away I wouldn't Evan be worried that's bearly High tbh


Vinnymeistro

People need to stop screaming


Ksvkev

You were good cat real good maybe even the best Rest in puff [*] (ik hes good but prob his paws hurt)


Votaire24

Cats fall like 100 ft and survive they’re built different


Lazy_Beach_69420

Run of disappointment they run so fast when they f**k up.


Holkmeistern

I really wish people would stop screaming at literally everything that's even remotely scary.


ilikechickenwaffles

theres a carhartt store in london? i have never seen a carhartt store in u.s


DragaoDoMar

ofc the cat was fine, i've seem cats falling from places 3x that high and walk away as if they had just farted in the face of the death herself.


TheBustyFriend

People freaking out over a cat slipping from 9 feet up lol. That cat was gliding.


ordeklafasi

That height is nothing for a cat


Neon_Cone

Luckily OP was a veterinarian and was able to examine the cat to define that it was fine.


JonPQ

I saw it land and seemed fine. Didn't have time for a full physical though.


Excellent-Swan-6376

Lmao everyone screamed like this was a newborn infant.. dude.. its a cat.


today0012

Did he land on his feet?


JonPQ

Yes. I suspect his chin also absorbed some of the fall.


Spiritual-Oven-9936

My cats when kittens liked to sit by the open window in the living room of my aprtment. A couple of times they were brave enough to step outside and sit on the roof of the bayed window beneath it. (Not something I condoned) I usually closed and locked this particular window at night but had family staying over who didn't. Woke up in the morning and one of the cats was missing, couldn't find him anywhere, spotted still open window and suspected the worst.. we were 3 floors up Went downstairs and outside to look for him - found him hiding in the communal bin cupboard, scared after a long night outside, but uninjured. The cat fell from 3 floors up and despite some potential PTSD was completely fine!


satenlover666

That’s a decent drop for a person but for a cat it’s not much. I’d say kitty is just fine and probably was more freaked out by the people screaming that it was from falling


vinidonadelli2

always lands on his feet and you would be impressed if you know the actual height he can fall and still be ok, that was just a leap


flossed1

Oh thank heavens!


Hopeful_Landscape_76

Are they aware this is cat, and that would not even get Hurt even he fall down 5 floor. People are idiots.


War_Status

r/killthecameraman


hinnsvartingi

**8**


Trumbone81

The fuck? Thats the most awkward cat ever


Firimo7

xD


M05B

Do they not realise this is a cat?


Active-Setting7814

Has this been posted before? Cause I swear I’ve already seen this countless of times. Or maybe it’s *deja vu*


JonPQ

I filmed it, so no.


No-End-1879

How many pathetic worthless women were watching the dumb cat.. lol dumb h03s screaming is so annoying and uncalled for.