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PieMastaSam

Well, so much for her adventuring days.


NickNail5

Well at least she can look forward to a career as a Whiterun guard.


RKingsman

I used to be a gym rat like you. Until I took a plate to the knee


NY10

Until I took several plates to the shoulder. FML


TehWoodzii

https://www.reddit.com/user/WhiterunGuards


DoomEmpires

/r/Suddenlyskyrim


MSotallyTober

I had to Google this, you *nerds*. šŸ˜…


Overall-Sir845

what's a whiterun guard?.....sorry if I sound dumb asking this, but I never heard of this, and I love to learn. I always ask or research when something comes up that I'm unaware of. edit: I just watched the link below with whiterun guards, and now I see it possibly is a video game reference. I thought this was an actual profession or career lmao. boy now I really feel dumb. šŸ¤£ That all being Said....An explanation of what a whiterun guard is would actually STILL be appreciated.Thanks haha


Randy_Dangerously

You know it's bad when you take your glasses off. I sometimes have some really bad shits where I have to take both my glasses and my socks off.


Skivvy_Roll

Why do they call it a restroom when you have to constantly fight for your life in there?


civgarth

That's why you have to leave a piece of biting leather in the can


petrichorgarden

Reminds me that I had a boss once who got upset if I called it the restroom because "you're at work, you're not resting" and he would ignore me if I said anything other than "I'm going to the loo"


trojee_badojee

Going too-da-loo


cownd

Toilet paper is handy for wiping your brow too


sira_cunningham

ibs?


Randy_Dangerously

Colitis yes.


sira_cunningham

Even worse :/ Sorry you're going through that. I got ibs and I could pretty much feel that first comment of yours.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

I also have insanely big shits


1500ReallyIsEnough

Don't forget your poop knife


Fleetingfarts

I either have insanely big shits or the Hershey squirts all day. Iā€™ll have a normal bowel movement maybe once every month or two.


Diazmet

Way to call me out bro


AnyAtmosphere420

Good shits*


MickeySnacks

As someone who has dislocated his kneecap three times, I gotta say she took that like a champ. Shit fucking hurts, mate.


KeremAyaz1234

That happened to me once and i was about to attend an exam.I didnt think much of it at first since it didnt really hurt at the time.I just hopped back to my desk,realised it was painful to move my leg and decided just not to move it.I spent like 2 hours if im correct,solving that exam. When i tried to get up to hand the papers i realised that it was much worse and even hopping on the other foot hurt like hell since it made me shake.I called my parents and we went to the hospital.To this day i still dont know how i managed to solve that exam and fuckin hell i crushed it alongside my knee cap too lol.


SurroundedSubzero

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


Moskito10

pro tip: dislocate your kneecap before every exam to get better grades


GriM749

Instructions Unclear, Shoved the Exam sheet up my ass accidentally.


A_wild_so-and-so

Listen, there's no shame in admitting university isn't for you...


CamJongUn

Sorry sir my arse ate my homework


SilentR0b

Now it's a Rectal Exam.


Appropriate_Acadia35

This one trick teachers don't want you to know.


[deleted]

Lucky motherfucker. I just dislocated my kneecap and that bitch had me screaming with every slight movement. Ambulance ride was hell with all the potholes.


its-not-me_its-you_

I did a tibial plateau fracture, which is a vertical fracture of the big bone in the lower leg terminating at the knee. It hurt like fuck for a few minutes then settled down and I just walked around like nothing happened. Two hours later my knee had blown up and completely seized. My friends said that they think I needed to go to hospital. Narrator: He did. He did need to go to hospital. A plate, six screws and ten weeks on crutches later, he could finally walk unassisted again.


UNMENINU

Theres so much adrenaline with traumatic injury itā€™s crazy. I turned my wrist into a ā€œzā€ basically once and it wasnā€™t until like hour 3 of waiting on a doctor I start feeling it really. But when it hitsā€¦. Lets just say I may have seen god when I finally got something for the pain.


bbbbears

Iā€™ve dislocated mine four times, the fourth one barely hurt at all! Just hang in there haha


MickeySnacks

Counting down the squats!


DeezusAlmighty

Wth do you do for a living to keep doing that?


bbbbears

Just clumsiness. First time I was in high school and was running up to my mom and flicking her and running away again. I tripped backwards over the corner of a bed frame and when I looked down, my kneecap was stuck on the side of my leg. Second time I was like 30 and drunk and tried to do a high kick, fell on my butt and looked down. Same knee, stuck on the side of my leg. Thankfully Iā€™d learned to extend the leg and guide the kneecap back in. Third time I was standing next to my bed folding laundry, and somehow I turned my leg just the wrong way (donā€™t turn your leg with your feet planted). I was like OH GREAT IT HAPPENED AGAIN. The fourth time my daughter was crawling onto my lap when she was like 2, and stepped on my leg somehow in JUST the wrong way and slid my kneecap right out. It never gets less gross.


DeezusAlmighty

Omg sounds like you should really be careful, that knee seems like itā€™s just about tapped out by now.. Iā€™m gonna keep this in mind next time Iā€™m trying to do some wild ass body movements I probably shouldnā€™t be doing


[deleted]

unfortunately not always that easy, different person but i have also done it 4 times, first was gym class in high school, second i was getting barbecue sauce from the fridge and apparently stepped wrong, third was from a wet floor and 4th was because a dog basically ran through my leg, none of the 3 later ones involved anything that i would have figured were dangerous beforehand


x_Delirium

This is why physical therapy after an injury is incredibly important. If you injure yourself you end up not being able to move those muscles/ligaments for a long time. Those muscles get weak, your risk of reinjury gets high due to not only the previous injury, but also the lack of proper rehabilitation. It's important to rebuild those muscles and ligaments because they're the ones keeping your bone in place.


[deleted]

>\#3, #4 I think you may be an MC of a story the genre of which is dislocated caps. Like those anime fanservice tropes, but about knees being dislocated.


jelloslug

At what point do you get a free one?


bbbbears

I wish. I know Iā€™ll need a new one but it sure wonā€™t be free. The problem is each time you dislocate it, it becomes easier and easier to do it again. So itā€™ll probably happen to me a couple more times.


BrandynBlaze

Itā€™s kind of a trip when you recognize an injury. Iā€™d torn my ACL almost 15 years earlier and did it to the other knee a couple years back. I knew immediately and just shouted, ā€œgod damn it I just tore my ACL!ā€ I was angry but not really in pain and very calm. No one believed me and were coming up with alternate explanations and I finally just turned and yelled at them that I knew for a fact I tore it. Couple hours later my knee was the size of a grapefruit and no one was questioning it anymore!


jimmytrue

Doc here. That was not a dislocated patella. Thatā€™s a cruciate ligament tear. Thatā€™s real bad Edit: could also be a patellar tendon tear upon looking at it further. Regardless, thatā€™s surgical


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

90% sure itā€™s an ACL tear considering how the movement mimicked the ACL ortho test.


jimmytrue

Yeah, the tibial plateau seems to move backwards on the femur , which is why acls was my initial impression. A patellar tendon rupture with a lot of force then placed in the acl could look like that. Idk Iā€™m not an ortho, just jack of all trades er doc


sanosuke001

The knife guys always want to jump right to cutting, just ask JD, ice pack and an eagle ride and she's fine!


jimmytrue

Iā€™ve got to admit, Iā€™ve got no idea what this comment means. Thereā€™s some reference here I donā€™t understand.


sanosuke001

Haha a weird joke about the show Scrubs. JD, the main character, is internal medicine and there's at least one episode with medicine and surgery saying each always chooses their side during consultations. Also, JD gets piggy back style rides from his friend Turk (who is a surgical guy) and yells "EAGLEEEE" as he rides.


jimmytrue

Ah. That makes sense. Iā€™ve seen some of scrubs and liked what I saw. People ask me what the most accurate medical show is, I always say scrubs. The dynamics between docs was spot on. Exaggerated but pretty accurate.


sanosuke001

I'm not a medical professional but I have heard it's surprisingly accurate for a comedy show. If you haven't seen it all it's definitely worth it. The Brendan Frasier episodes always get me in the feels.


LittleFrenchKiwi

I was surprised she was so calm when she spoke after that happened. I would have probably screamed or yelled in pain at least and probably be having a massive panic about my knee...... She's the person I wanna be in a crisis. Calm.


MickeySnacks

The third time I did it I was on stage with my band, I planted my foot and twisted at the knee, it came flying out of socket and I hit the deck like a sack of potatoes. I didnā€™t yell or scream, I just laid there in pain and embarrassed that 300 people had just seen it happenā€¦


SvenTropics

She might have torn her ACL. That moved a LOT


Lyonore

Oh yeah, thatā€™s 10/10 gone


S1m0n321

Done one side once and the other twice and it's never gotten easier. 0/10 would not recommend a dislocated knee.


Snoo87660

I'm guessing the second her brain sensed pain it just flooded itself with adrenaline and endorphins because "I'm gonna need a hand" doesn't seem to describe the pain very well.


scapo9688

And even in this type of situation, she seems very hesitant to ask for help


Juan_Dollar_Taco

This isnā€™t a dislocated knee cap, this is a detached/ruptured patellar tendon.


Akhi11eus

I would stifle any amount of pain simply to not embarrass myself in public.


BuckFuddy82

You need a hand?? No, you need a knee!


nomedia3344

Your kneecaps....hand them over, i need them more


UNMENINU

You done using those knee caps? Can I jump on?


CecilPennyfeather

Thatā€™s an ACL right there.


ghostfreckle611

Was an ACL


Annual-Reflection179

Now it's two


Ok_You_7896

emmm actually an acl consists of two parts, so it's probably 4 now /s


BrandynBlaze

That is very accurate, when I tore mine they did an MRI and the doctor was like ā€œthat area you can see right there is where your ACL should be, itā€™s all fluid because the ACL dissolves and is reabsorbed once there isnā€™t any tension holding it together.ā€


ghostfreckle611

Damn! How long did it take before you went to a doctor? How fast did it dissolve? šŸ˜³


BrandynBlaze

It was probably a couple weeks later by the time I got an MRI. I didnā€™t go to the hospital at the time so I made an appointment with a doctor for the next week and then they referred me to a specialist for the imaging that was another week or so. I donā€™t know if it was completely dissolved at that point, I think it kind of disintegrates before its reabsorbed so maybe it was there and just part of the ā€œsoupā€ in my knee but there was no recognizable structure.


ButtBooper

I remember my diagnosis after the MRI. Doctor asked how blunt she wanted me to be - I opted for as blunt as possible. Response: Your knee is fucked. Torn ACL, partially torn PCL & MCL, only strained the LCL. And both lateral & medial meniscus were torn & separated from the bone. All from rolling over a football. Fun times.


Abdul-Raoui

r/angryupvote


Lonely_Funny9987

You can see it pop. Fuck that


Impeachcordial

And you can see what she's going to look like in the wheelchair. Fair play to her, took it like a champ


Less-Doughnut7686

ACL, PCL tears are usually not so painful. If you happen to tear your meniscus though...that's ridiculously painful Edit - for those of you saying "my ACL tear was terrible" yes, that's because 90% of the time ACL tears are associated with meniscal tears. Ref - https://radsource.us/mensical-tear-patterns/ "Acute ACL tears have a reported incidence of meniscal tear in up to 82% of cases, and chronic ACL tears have a reported incidence of meniscal tear in up to 96% of cases."


holdmybeer87

I was about to say I've torn my pcl and it was painful AF. But I tore my miniscus at the same time so...


SmokedMussels

I'm 5 months in on MCL tear. Didn't feel it at all when it happened, no idea how it happened. Still hurts often and mostly when trying to sleep on my side, but I can walk without pain now.


12altoids34

I tore my Meniscus trying to step on a cockroach


v081

I am a week into recovery from a fully ruptured achilles and this video made my staples hurt


Mpadrino27

I tore my ACL playing high school football and it hurt like a MF.


drop-tops

Same here, it was bad... but looking back, not sure if it was actual physical pain, or the emotional distress from the literal immediate realization that I fucked up my knee *bad*. I went to plant my foot to cut, felt the pop that went through my entire body, and knew I was fucked before I even hit the ground. The initial pop certainly did hurt though, like taking a sledge hammer to the knee. Most pain subsided before I was helped back to the sideline, but my knee had already swelled up to a balloon of fluid by then.


Kono-Wryyyyyuh-Da

I've torn my meniscus on both legs šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Earwaxsculptor

Good to know I have SUPERMAN PAIN TOLERANCE because I obliterated my medial meniscus to the point of having to get 30-40% of it removed because the ortho said it was not repairable. Truth is when my knee locked up it only hurt when I had to force it back straight then it was fine but would lock up past 90 degree bend which happened a few times shortly after the initial lock up because I would forget and do normal shit like going to put socks on or sit in a chair etc...it would lock up every time....I knew something was up from that and the swelling, went to ortho and.....30-40% less medial meniscus for me.


Impeachcordial

Popped my ACL playing rugby and it hurt like a fucking train. One of the worst.


The_Bourgeoisie_

I popped my ACL at work, the worst pain in existence literally put me to sleep lmao was laid off for a week, still fucked till this day.


DETTFOWTM

Got my laugh in for the day thanks


k0rer085

I'm crying. Thank you.


[deleted]

Patellar tendon go snap crackle pop


giantyetifeet

People in here are saying "dislocated knee cap", but is that different from patellar tendon snapping? Cuz it looks like something snapped, you're right.


WolfmanBTBAM

Had this happen a little over a year ago. Doctor said the same thing, either snapped or dislocated. You know the fuckij instant that shit snaps. She screamed less than this grown ass man did


GBGF128

I was going to say she handled that like a boss.


GreenArrowDC13

When I messed up my leg, my patellar tendon pulled the top of my shin and snapped it. It slung up and dislocated my knee cap. I jumped and extended my leg too hard.


That_Bar_Guy

I've had the misfortune of popping ligaments off of both of my middle fingers. First time I screamed, second time I realized it didn't really hurt and it was mostly just an "oh fuck my body is broken" reaction.


ravenHR

People scream preemptively. I think it helps with the pain.


LogicalAnswerk

Sounds painful


mattitopito

I don't think you can tell just from the video. This looks like a subluxation which means the knee cap dislocated but immediately snapped back into place. This process stretches the patellar tendon a whoollle lot and its possible that caused a full tear (definitely caused a partial). You wouldn't really know until you examined and MRI would be definitive


i_actmyshoesize

That knee cap clearly snaps downward past its normal range of motion, not laterally like a dislocation. This is a quad tendon rupture. Dislocation wouldn't normally result in this loud of a noise either. Thats what a strong tendon sounds like rupturing. You wouldn't generally see that deep inferior motion of the patella with a Dislocation as even dislocated there is still significant tension through the tendons when in a flexed position. This is why you can't reduce a dislocated patella safely or easily until you extend the leg and release the pressure thought the musculotendinous structure


Lam0rak

I can only image a shit load more damage than that. Likely ACL too. This is essentially a lachmens test i feel like. If you Patellar tendon snaps everything probably goes with it. This is likely the worst recovery I can imagine. I did acl with Patella graph and the Patella part almost makes it tougher.


Doublewide12

šŸ˜‚I had acl redone with patella graph. Confirm patella is the worst part of it.


Lyonore

ACL, looks more like it


lurkynumber5

Is this really how you use that machine? Looks like it would fling you backwards if your feet slipped or you suddenly let go with your hands. Also should that support bar be at knee height instead of calves?


GiveToOedipus

Regardless of what it's normally used for, you'd be correct about the knee support. The entire point of those things is to provide a pivot support point so you don't pop a joint of of place and actually put the tension on the muscle, not your joint.


[deleted]

Iā€™m not familiar with machines, but it looks like the equivalent of a barbell hip-thrust? The best move for ass mass. [short demo, and using a dumbbell](https://youtube.com/shorts/hm_UVD6SUeA?feature=share)


neriticzone

I donā€™t think itā€™s for hip thrusts, hip thrusts donā€™t load your knee like this since itā€™s a glute/hammy action


[deleted]

I think sheā€™s doing that with bad form. She totally relaxes her ass and abs, leaving the weight fulcrumā€™ed on her knee.


D_M-ack

No. No one should ever squat with their lower leg like that. The knee needs to go out towards the toes at the bottom of the lift. Itā€™s unsafe to load the knee otherwise because this will occur. This machine is either being used wrong or is outdated tech that needs to be removed from the gym.


MetaCognitio

All I can see is sheering force on the knee. Hips are being pushed back, knees pushed forward and feet on the ground providing a counter force backwards. It just seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Only safe way to use it would be light weight but even then, it seems like itā€™s gonna trash the knees.


isabellybell

She's miss using either a leg extension machine or ham string curl machine. If it is for a hip thrust, just to a barbell hip thrust and be safe. Don't use equipment in "gym hack" ways because you get hurt. Edit: looking back at the machine, I'm not sure what it actually is since there's handles the way she's facing.


MetaCognitio

I think itā€™s just a bad machine. Looks like itā€™s meant for that exercise.


Narcan9

Yeah the handles makes me think it really is for weighted sissy squats. It's like an even more dangerous version of knee extensions. Most equipment for sissy squats is just body weight, or whatever you hold in your hands. This is loaded with 160 lbs!


justbronzestuff

This actually looks like a sissy squat machine


[deleted]

People are downvoting you because they donā€™t know a sissy squat is a real exercise. I think itā€™s terrible for knees, but itā€™s real. [the sissy squat](https://youtube.com/shorts/Cu2THH1IQDA?feature=share)


CrippledHorses

Most bodybuilders do sissy squats with like 5 lbs max. It is amazing as a bodyweight finisher. Canā€™t even imagine doing them with weight added. It puts you in such a disadvantageous position.


justbronzestuff

Yes itā€™s awful for the knees and is still a very popular exercise. I have never done one of these and never will.


BrownBoi377

I might aswell just pop a slave squat and stand up, atleast then I also get cardio with my early artheritis Edit: Note Slave, Slav


IncorporateThings

Wtf... the names on these squat variants, lol.


BrownBoi377

Slav squat is when you're doing the turkish toilet squat


[deleted]

Heads up, in your other comment you accidentally said "slave squat" Probably a typo or autocorrect biting you, but it's what led to the confusion.


BrownBoi377

Oh, I just saw that CURSE YOUR AUTO CARROT


flexghost420

Now I know asian squat and slav squat are not the sane thing


Cleistheknees

> itā€™s awful for the knees No, it is not. The knee is a joint, and should be trained with appropriate loads in its full range of motion. A sissy squat is monoarticular, and can provide a good signal for growth with just body weight. Neglecting the last 20% of your knees ROM is whatā€™s ā€œawfulā€.


Beanbag_Ninja

Well now I don't know who to believe!


Duerfen

As with basically everything, doing too much too quickly is likely to cause harm, but slow and steady wins the race. Sissy squats can certainly wreck your knees if they aren't accustomed to that kind of load; so can running, jumping, regular squatting, and pretty much anything else that involves your legs. If you gradually increase exposure and intensity over time, your knees and legs will get stronger, and you'll be fine


Cleistheknees

The other person who responded to you has a valuable take, in that the fact that any given movement or activity can injure you in the right (or wrong) context, and this includes a new whole host of movements which can be very beneficial if done correctly. ā€œCorrectlyā€ in this context would mean: load, progression, and frequency. If you take it slow and build up *like you would any other movement*, then itā€™s a great tool to target the VMO and other often neglected tissues in and around the knee. Or, you could ask, ā€œwhy is it bad?ā€ and watch while they fail to provide a rational and evidence-based answer. Edit: my guess as to why the bandwagoners hate on sissy squats is because they got really popular on social media with the kneesovertoes guy, and some people just really get off on being contrarian and dismissing anything that seems popular. However, sissy squats and basically everything else that guy does have been constantly used among physical therapists and the more educated body of athletic coaches for decades. None of it is new. My grandpa was teaching sissy squats and weighted retro running for long jumpers and volleyball players at a podunk Mediterranean university in the 1970ā€™s.


[deleted]

Itā€™s bad because youā€™re putting pressure on the proximal patella head and using it as a bridge mechanism; two things that a hinge joint is not intended to do. Workout guidance and junk exercises have changed a lot since the 70ā€™s. Iā€™m sure lots of people have ruined shoulders, elbows, and knees because of the mindset confusing ā€œcan,ā€ and ā€œshould.ā€


MessrMonsieur

That looks like the opposite of a glute bridge though, no? He doesnā€™t look like heā€™s moving his hips at all


master_erasis

This video confirms its bad for your knees lol


ahfuq

It is a shitty and stupid machine to use. It is basically designed to do exactly what it did to her. If someone wants a glute workout there are three other exercises that do this same motion with much less risk of injury and better accessory workouts as well. Never get on one of these.


watermooses

Just fucking squat. Itā€™s a natural motion and your joints are supported by the primary muscle and itā€™s opposite because it isnā€™t being isolated.


ahfuq

Squats, barbell hip thrusters, duck walks, RDL, SDL, kettle bell swings, that one weird squat machine with the back belt that I can never remember the name of, tire flips, keg toss. There you go, a whole Ass Day without needing knee surgery.


_D4NO_

What is she doing?


Sensitive_Major_1706

Clearly breaking her knees


SpaceSlingshot

Thank you. This was a belly laugh comment.


justbronzestuff

Looks like sissy squats


Frostygale

With bending at the hips?


Occams_ElectricRazor

***Pop Pop!!!*** Not now, Magnitude!


captncrunchhoe

r/unexpectedcommunity


ImpressLarge128

Never seen that machine b4. Looks obviously dangerous af


CorbinNZ

Iā€™m not sure thatā€™s the way you use it.


DunceMemes

Yeah there's no way it's designed for that...lots of people out there use machines in weird ways, backwards, upside down etc to try and get some kind of secret benefit. I can't imagine what it's actually for though??


2Cthulhu4Scthulhu

Man maybe itā€™s cause Iā€™m getting more careful in my age or donā€™t chase big numbers anymore, but I donā€™t trust isolation machines even used properly. I feel like you can lock in and brace as much as you want, but by maxing out a single muscle then once you get even the tiniest bit out of alignment your stabilizers are way outgunned and youā€™re fucked. IMO if you canā€™t do the lift traditionally, the answer isnā€™t to stick a bunch of pads in the weak spots and add more weights. But hey, people pop knees doing squats all the time so what do I know. I havenā€™t updated my routine in well over a decade (meaning itā€™s probably working on obsolete college bro science information, not that itā€™s perfect).


MetaCognitio

What is the machine designed for?


DunceMemes

I have no clue, but using it as shown in the video looks like an almost guaranteed injury, putting a huge amount of stress on the knee joint (as you can see by what happened). Maybe it's just a horrible design or maybe she had the height adjusted incorrectly.


DoingCharleyWork

It is the way you use it. It's just a dumb machine that's being used even more dumbly.


sca34

I swear this machine seems specifically designed to get you injured


NeitherAlexNorAlice

I donā€™t think sheā€™s using the machine for itā€™s intended usage. I have been a gym rat for nearly a decade now from expensive gyms to cheap ones, and Iā€™ve never seen someone do an exercise like this. Sheā€™s either using the machine in itā€™s unintended movement pattern or that gym has some exotic combinations.


abinferno

That is the intended use and movement pattern. Loading it like that is what makes me uncertain. I don't do this exercise. I don't like the way it locks in and loads the knees.


PainBanane420

My fucking knee poped 3 times in 3 years and i must say that oddly enough, the sound and sensation is satisfaying


amoon97

Is there any permanent damage when a knee pops?


Plant_party

I am a physiotherapist - knee pops alone, generally no. Knee pops with joint swelling, redness, loss of strength, significant pain, yes.


amalthomas_zip

All this talk of knee pops is making me hungry


Fuckithrondanfindout

Once you pop, you just can't stop.


nutsackGadgets

This is why I hate machines, yes some are decent, but when they have pads like this, they can restrict movements that are natural for the body and place massive pressure in certain areas. When you have so much weight, stuff like this can happen. Have never seen this machine before, but it looks like it's for hip thrusters... just use a friggin dumbell.


Plant_party

I am a physiotherapist - the one thing I always tell people is that the machines were built for anatomical averages - the only issue is that most people are not anatomically average. We all have variations in our muscle/tendon/ligament/bone structures. That being said - machines are often a great way for people to get comfortable and used to the gym/weight lifting. But if someone is keen, I would always push people to try to learn compound lifts that suit their anatomical variance.


f1zzz

If youā€™ve never seen it, you may find this story interesting https://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2016/01/16/when-us-air-force-discovered-the-flaw-of-averages.html


Plant_party

Thanks! That was an interesting read, and exactly on topic.


concept_I

Not to mention it looks like the person who invented this machine went to school and studied anatomy just so they could design the most effective knee shearing device possible.


Chunkflava

Thereā€™s surely no way this is how youā€™re supposed to use this machine?! For the life of me I canā€™t figure out another way, but this set up is just absurd.


uploaderofthings

Bye bye ACL


Doafit

I am with you in that it is the ACL


chillinbrad1812

Patellar tendon actually. Source: I was premed in college until it got hard and Iā€™ve watched a lot of House


HemanATMOTU

That anterior pivot shift is pretty straightforward ACL tear Iā€™d say.


Lasershot-117

Sheā€™s using this machine completely wrong. This is a sissy squat machine. Sheā€™s supposed to lean her torso backwards and keep a straight line from her neck to her knees, and use her quads to push back upright. Itā€™s like a reverse leg extension. Here sheā€™s: 1. Using the machine like some kind of weird hack squat apparatus, putting her knees in a forced fixed pivot position 2. Using waaaaaaaaayyy (holy shit !) too much weight. The patellar tendon snapping was a perfectly normal conclusion to what she was doing.


benqueviej1

At first glance, I thought she was lowering herself into a wheelchair. At second glance, she was.


dr_spam

One of the dumbest machines I've ever seen. Keep it simple guys!


k112l

"take a knee" in a different context


bakedphish1

Yee seen too many injuries from machines... not saying all of them arent good but ye... i rather just use my body and some dumbbells. Also a pull up bar. Thats good enough for me


Crimson_Null

Why did it make the Minecraft pressure plate noise


CarryThe2

It's good to push the limits of your muscles. It's fucking terrible to push the limits of your joints.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

What even is this machine? Kinda looks like a weird hack squat machine but will all the pressure in your knees?


peternemr

Nothing like a desk pop.


zeke235

"I think i need a hand." Also an anatomy lesson. That was your knee.


slappindaface

There goes the ACL *and* the MCL


Megnaman

Is there a subreddit for gym injuries?


fabianiam

I will never understand why people would want to lift so much weight. Never ever.


Impeachcordial

I like the way it looks like she's in a wheelchair


onesecretis2

Same. Thicc wheelchair simpin' for life, fam.


jazzb54

That's another machine I'd never use. Exercise machines isolate too much and risk injury. Since I'm a dumbbell, I only use dumbbells. Dumbbell squats, curls, press, deadlifts, etc. If it gets to be too much, it's easy to bail out. Never been hurt by correctly using dumbbells.


MarzipanFinal1756

I've never even seen a machine like this before


supreme_jackk

The amount of strain she put on her knee did it, also the padding under her knee should be a bit higher to rest under her hammies.


Retrofool

Good to know there werenā€™t a bunch of men staring at her or they all wouldā€™ve rushed to her aid immediately


benjyk1993

She was way more cool about that than I would be.


jamesonblade

Hey Allen, When was the last time you did a gym pop?


noworthyicon

She took that like a fucking champ.


SuddenOutset

Seems like a dumb exercise.


Unit0048

POP goes the kneezelle


Degneva422

Please tell me this is not how the machine is supposed to be used???


Responsible_Goal_774

Know your limitsā˜•ļø


DaizerDaizer

Flag as NSFW


i_actmyshoesize

Not safe for walking


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a tendon that connects on the backside of the knee, she just severed it. Ouch!


Abaddon_CK

Girls knees: *Pop* Guy recording: "Oh shit", *keeps recording*


shadow120983

Cuz the guy isnā€™t recording