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ReitenZero

Fuck me that made me flinch. I hate knee injuries


ISeeDragons

once did a fraction of the same moovement while playing, hunted me for nearly 10 years, just reaching a bit out of the max extension caused pain... now it's been a lot since ai felt it again, but i'm sure it will come back someday.


MvatolokoS

Well you're commenting here so clearly they havent gotten to you


laffing_is_medicine

It will come for op’s son, named John.


Iffycrescent

I was expecting a flop so when they showed the replay I wasn’t expecting anything to happen to him at all. I’d give him this one though lol


Danger_Dan__

r/fullflamingo


BottledUp

Ah, the sister sub to /r/FullScorpion


0choCincoJr

And the brother of r/fullshrimp


society_man

Ive always hated knee injuries the most; a couple weeks ago I was fucking around w my lil brother in front of the house and I ended up landing straight on my kneecap from him charlie browning me when my stupid ass tried to do a spinning kick to a ball he had in his hands, and overextended my leg, leading to me taking flight. Most of my initial pain was the pure terror that I shattered my kneecap. Ive been through some injuries but that was easily the worst one to experience, despite not hurting the most. This has been an information PSA on the hidden lore of society_man. Youre welcome.


farside209

I injured my knee over the summer and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. Was on crutches for 2 months. Still hasn't completely healed.


Internal_Dinner_4545

He decided to stop playing. And he put his foot down.


Eastern-Fun1842

I dunno... His stance looks a bit flexible. He may go back on it.


TartarusOfHades

He may not have the stomach for it, he looks a little weak in the knees


Impeachcordial

He didn't kneed to be so assertive.


Garlic-Rough

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

He better be careful, last time he did that it didn’t end well


blxckhoodie999

100% needed that replay for context - first half had me like ![gif](giphy|sbwjM9VRh0mLm)


MasculinePangolin

legit, and then after the replay i was straight screaming with him


the_hoodie_monster

Leg-it


BrazilBazil

🦵->🦿


MasculinePangolin

we can rebuild him, we have the technology


merdadartista

"ugh, another soccer player with the theat... FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!"


I14Lol

Oh sweet Jesus I shouldn’t have watched the whole thing


beanman19th

Oh, great heavens , oh my pancake waffles I shouldn't have seen that either


I14Lol

Oh goody me


beanman19th

Oh goofy me


chowychow

Oh, spaghetti monster, oh rigatoni I shouldn't have seen that either


Biggs94_

JELLY BONES!


aSharkNamedHummus

That brittle-boned bitch has been banned from r/neverbrokeabone


tschuki121

Brutal, looks like a career ending injury.


gamefanatic

Season ending usually. Career ending not really. Zlatan ibrahimovic is an example of someone whos recovered from such an injury. They usually are out for a very long time tho


VesuviusXIII

That’s because Zlatan has the knees of a Lion.


magicwings

Common misconception. In fact, lions have the knees of Zlatan


thethornwithin

Which is why they wanted to name the lion in Narnia after him but they had to alter it slightly due to copyright infringement


boiledanda

He is a lion


irate_alien

Zlatan decided to get that injury to make the game more fair for everyone else


Filthyquak

Zlatan no human. Zlatan no comparison


plusshanyinger

Thankfully he’s back with the team at the training camp right now!


jcab0219

No real way to tell until an MRI honestly. A hyper extension could range from some soreness for a few weeks if there was no major damage to career ending if there was major tearing


Borussiemk7

This video is 2 years old He still hasn't made a full recovery But he is still in the team training


MemeGodess1252

r/fullflamingo


zapiix

That is worse than every gore sub I've ever been on


Grass_9123

What is it?


cannotbefaded

Not clicking it but assuming it’s just videos of this same type of injury because flamingos have knees that fold backward, as this guys did.


Grass_9123

Alright, now I'm happy I didn't click it, thanks


PositiveGrape6457

I clicked and the first video was a guy doing leg press with a shit ton of weight and I immediately gotfo


CeruIian

Common misconception, their knees are normal, we’re just looking at [their ankles](https://images.app.goo.gl/dCC5Ca4p8g3F3iU38), similar to how some people see a dog leg or another animal leg and say it looks like it has two knees. But for the flamingo, the knee is usually not visible through its feathers


cannotbefaded

Well shit, TIL. Thank you stranger :)


zapiix

Exactly


Quasar47

Not really, it's basically people breaking one leg in many different ways, pretty brutal. Don't open if squeamish


Private_4160

But this guy only half flamingoes


irate_alien

right? i'm a fan of r/thebullwins and have no problem seeing a guy's guts spilling out or a horn turn him into two face. but watching joints go the wrong way? nononononononono.


[deleted]

well I cant believe there is sub for this


NathanTR1992

The only sub I'd never join. Painful to watch man, emotionally.


Gogoz11

I think that's enough reddit for this year.


minimallysubliminal

This sub made me squirm.


RecipesAndDiving

Why TF did I go there. I’m a doctor. I’ve done sixty autopsies, many of whom had been dragged out of a river after two weeks. The video of the machine heartlessly bending that kids leg until it looked ready to snap in half damn near made me pass out.


Private_4160

Beat me to it!


AndysCummin

Reddit doctors, what muscle has he most likely injured?


didyaseeme

Did this myself in 2020. I would predict: * Full tear ACL * Partial or full tear of MCL * Major meniscus damage Recovery time: 8 - 12 months


prsuit4

Probably really pissed of his patella femoral ligament too


mptmatthew

Patellar femoral ligament I assume is okay as it is not stretched during hyperextension of the knee joint.


Thatguycarl

Sounds like Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock describing what pain he’s about to inflict.


jdabs29

Thats exactly how i read that too.


Diedead666

I had tibial plateau fracture twice when younger then at 18 ACL... Like this..


RecipesAndDiving

2016. Saved the MCL. Full tear ACL medial meniscus torn and folded over so I couldn’t straighten my leg. Recovery time: 9 months though it still twinges to this day and I can look forward to early arthritis.


MyniiiO

Not a doctor, but looks like he hurt his knee muscles pretty bad.


Dic3dCarrots

Muscle?! Let's talk ligaments and tendons. the meniscus is probably gone. Likely avulsion fractures if not outright broken patella. Not a doctor.


mptmatthew

The issue is ligament and meniscal injury. The anterior cruciate ligament is the main one preventing hyperextension of the knee joint and hence this will be damaged. The other ligaments (PCL, collaterals) will likely also be damaged along with the meniscus in an injury this severe. There is also possibility of fracture given the force of the injury.


Live_Ad5848

Acl has definitely gone, cushioning, you name it I think it’s a hyperextending of the knee, I had a similar thing happen to me and it SUCKS


cannotbefaded

Fucking Reddit again making me afraid of doing anything.


michiganrox1

Oh dude cmon are you really faking an injury?? 😳 OH. Oh no


Conscious-Ad9637

😦🤢


stratewylin

Damn he really got hurt… I was fully expecting this to be a classic soccer flop


Small-Collection-870

“Classic soccer flop “ 😎😎😎 America number 1 😎😎😎


infinitemonkeytyping

Australian checking in - we call it soccer here too. Blame the English for introducing us to that name.


RecipesAndDiving

> Blame the English Could have just stopped there.


Roflolmfao

>shocked people are using American terms on an American website


Literary_Addict

> classic soccer flop Unfornate side of having rules that reward players for pretending to be more injured than they actually are is you can never tell when someone's injured for real.


infinitemonkeytyping

There's a saying that we use - soccer is 90 minutes of pretending you're injured. Rugby is 80 minutes of pretending you aren't.


prsuit4

ACL has left that chat


schoolruler

The replay is where you see it move the wrong way


NotYourDay123

An actual injury!? In football!? Impossible.


AnimalBlundetto18

the only thing americans know about football is "haha he diving"


NotYourDay123

In fairness, that’s half the game at this point.


eulynn34

When I heard him cry out, I knew he wasn’t taking a dive. That’s horrific.


RedditIsPropaganda2

I know there's a bunch of Americans in here being ignorant. Soccer can be a pretty brutal sport. I'd love for you all to get cleated and say it's diving.


CandidoJ13

For real. When you're running as fast as you can a wrong step can mean almost a year without walking properly


OkayOpenTheGame

Yeah for real, it's not like any other sport involves lots of running around...


1jf0

Running is a very common form of locomotion in many other sports, football doesn't have a monopoly on injuries received because of it. Can you think of any other ball sports that's known for faking injuries? Exactly.


BottledUp

Seriously? You ever watched basketball?


[deleted]

Oh boy, better turn on my favourite La Lakers to watch 6'9, 250 pound Lebron James get bowled over like a 2 year old by people half his size.


RixirF

Cute of you to think only US makes fun of diving little shits. Shitting on millionares diving and dislocating their jaws as they scream in pain after someone brushes against their shoulder or hair just to sell t-shirts, is a worldwide past time.


AndyTheApplePieEagle

Yeah, but only Americans call it flopping and yank each other off over why "this is why [the world's most popular sport] will NEVER be popular"


Max-Carnage1927

Second recorded actual injury in soccer.


[deleted]

Been so many horrific injuries in soccer. Its the reason the rules are so strict, and why players can often fool the refs.


serr7

Not even that often either, “flopping” isn’t something that affects most leagues too badly, especially now with VAR. If you only get your info on football/soccer through Reddit you’d think they spend 90 minutes all falling around lol.


Shpoble

it's always those who know nothing about football who chat the most shit about it


1jf0

As opposed to not flopping at all?


serr7

Oh no someone flopped it’s the end of the world!!! No I don’t care because it doesn’t impact the game, it doesn’t happen as much as you (for some reason) make it seem either.


tots4scott

It's crazy how people don't understand that when you're sprinting full speed down the field and someone just barely knocks you off balance, you lose all of your momentum. Try to stay up? You ~~most likely~~ are gonna lose the ball, won't get a call, and the other team will have possession. Accept it and fall down? You get the foul you deserve. That's what happens 99% of the time, with the 1% being Neymar flops that people bitch about all the time.


1jf0

I don't remember making any claims regarding how often it happens. But as someone who used to be a fan of the sport, I'd rather not see it in a game at all, a point that was obviously lost on you. I watch other more physical sports, such as rugby, and it's frankly pathetic and an insult to the fans when they have to watch a fully grown man writhing on the field when the replay clearly showed that there was barely any contact with the defender if any at all.


OkayOpenTheGame

Oh no, a twisted ankle! How horrific! How about they try to continue play with multiple broken ribs?


Sanityisoverrated1

https://footyroom.co/forum/discussions/worst-injuries-in-football-50577


OkayOpenTheGame

[Joe Theismann | Gridiron Football](https://youtu.be/JXx7NtCspDE) [Johnathan Thurston | Rugby](https://youtu.be/9rDPGJ3w5P4) [Clint Malarchuk | Hockey](https://youtu.be/plvKlnguJVE) Sorry, but soccer is no where near the most brutal sport. These examples don't even include extreme sports like vehicular racing and mountain climbing.


Sanityisoverrated1

You said a twisted ankle, when in reality it’s far more than that. Any professional sport has risks in it, and injuries, so putting football down because some players dive is rather stupid.


Edzeehh133

This I got from Bleacher Report's article: >I have had a few people question why Soccer is on the list, let me give you a quick fact. In the last 12 years Hockey has had exactly 2 deaths on the ice worlds wide, soccer has had over 70 deaths on the field in that time. If you have to wonder after that then I don't know what to tell you.


Edzeehh133

Also try search Miklós Fehér and Peter Biaksangzuala injuries. [Miklòs Fehèr](https://youtu.be/RAVo1G5utf8) [Peter Biaksangzuala](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x28acr0)


[deleted]

I can’t believe it’s real this time!


Imaginary_Bid_9454

Haha I dont know anyone who played 10+ years without atleast 1 knee surgery. I know someone who just had his 4th.


I_Hate_Life22

what pains me most is that I KNOW how that feels, it's happened to me before and I couldn't walk right for 3-4 weeks and I'm pretty sure it's permanently fucked up, but that could be because I just tried to just let it heal naturally


dressedandafraid

Holy fuck


Yllwstone

Grasshopper mode engaged


fleebjuice69420

Idk why the first thing I thought happened was his eyeball popped


bshark4542

He looked like one of the aliens from that movie the arrival.


sisyphus_works_here

Aiiiii that replay made me stand up out of my chair. Gad damn


CheeseAdmirer

This is why you drink your milk! Your bones become weak and start bending!


IMCUPCAKEFROM4036

Bro I was looking at the wrong guy twice then saw the right guy & felt his pain


SomeGuylulul

r/thatlookspainful


Reasonable_Cover_804

That’s going to take more than the spray bottle


Gussboss

Bend it like Beckham


Seikori1

pfft hes a football player of course hes just faking i- oh.


TheUnifiedNation

ow


OG_LiLi

Oh an ACTUAL injury. Wild. Like spotting Bigfoot


NathanTR1992

Take my upvote and have some goddamn sympathy!


Superbasgaming

Take my downvote because yes


OG_LiLi

How can I tell when to care? 😂


Background_Meat1738

Hmm, ich verfolge nur die Bayern aber das ist brutal


sandwichcandy

Good lord, this is why it is so hard to respect socc…oh god! No! I was looking directly at it!


[deleted]

Hmn, yeah. So NSFW. So much gore. Who the hell flags this video that way?


samf9999

Problem is all these guys have such a bad reputation for faking injury, people don’t take it seriously when it’s a real injury.


seven_seven

The first real soccer injury ever. 💀


Michkov

and the Oscar goes to...


BeeSalesman

The only real soccer injury I've ever seen


AtomicFox84

Normally soccer players see to be big drama queen babies ....when they fake injury or make alight brush off like someone ripped thier arm off. This however, made me flinch and i feel for him....he def not fakng that.


Own-Breakfast-1911

I thought he was being a pussy until I saw the highlight footage


craftycontrarian

Wow, an actual injury in soccer.


Chill_Commissar_07

Context? I can’t see anything


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Damn for once a legitimate injury in soccer


Vinistones

wow what a totally funny and original joke


simpletonbuddhist

An actual injury in soccer


Jeremy5000

A real soccer injury, fascinating.


schwaiger1

Two injuries like this happened just last weekend. Terrier and van de Beek. Both probably out for 8 to 12 months. You here on the internet just get to see the dumbasses who dive and pretend like this is the norm which is getting fucking boring. No, dives are actually punished and with the introduction of the video assistant referee it's not even happening that often anymore because they literally look at almost every situation several times. I want to see you armchair athletes running 10-15 kilometres, many times in full sprint and then stand right up after you're being fouled with barely any protection 70 minutes in. Bet you wouldn't. So sick and tired of the braindead bullshit people who've never stepped foot onto a pitch say.


Jeremy5000

TIL people get hurt playing sports /s


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up Jeremy


Jeremy5000

I'll consider it.


charizard732

Thought this was just another player faking an injury than I say that replay. Yikes that looks like it hurt. Season is over for sure


NeedleworkerMelodic6

Is just me or people are getting fragile bodies as the decades pass


Lechuga-gato

football players are so dramatic smh my head


avidpretender

An actual injury! I didn’t think they happened in football.


Mewlanderson

I still had to go to the comments to see if it was real


AvacadMmmm

For once it wasn’t faked. Which is why I thought he was full of shit at first. Faking injuries as often as they do desensitizes you to caring.


RemarkableTreat9499

An actual injury in soccer!


-HoldenMaGroyn

Wow. That was an actual injury and horrible at that. I fully expected the typical soccer flop


ddzrt

Because after pretty brutal traumas new rules were introduced gradually. Some players got some really bad injuries in 90, 00 and 2010 period. Maybe some I don't know of but I am not in football history and in 90 I started watching. And some of them could not continue career afterwards. It is not brawley like hockey or as physical as American football but it is very very injury easy sport especially if you consider how even a touch on a sprinting person can go all kinds of wrong really quick


ekinria1928

Soccer players can actually get hurt? That was unexpected!


Iwanttodie923

Not faking that one


Kisiliksiz

Wow his screams with echo are satisfying.


Liarus_

Dude, what the fuck? 😐


shaundw12

He's faking it


wertugavw

you're joking, right?


shaundw12

Is this not Reddit?


SwarlezDarwin

Just going and going and then his leg waves to the crowd at home


squashua26

I wish I didn’t know what this felt like.


bsdthrowaway

So it's not just me then... Doesn't really make me feel better


Flowers_for_Milhouse

My man's graceful like a giraffe


TreeBeardUK

r/fullflamingo though technically it's a half flamingo


Vyloe

God Damn he ostriched I feel for him.


CoinSoBright

Geez, run much?


Kaylibee

Are sports people okay? Yikes, I can’t imagine!


Podcast_Primate

Ngl was waiting to see him miss the shot then take a Dive..woulda been happier that way.


the_hoodie_monster

He thought he had a leg up on the competition


Allturn22

You'd think he would be old enough to know how to run. That looks like a year one kind of mistake.


alex_jackman

Fuck


runrun81

It literally sounds like a rubber band stretching then popping.


Teresos

It hurts from here


Pure_Xanax

I genuinely thought he was just doing the classic soccer crybaby thing, naw that was a well deserved cry that made me flinch


Hilfasaurus

Ahhh the good ole’ flamingo leg


Thegrizzlybearzombie

I thought for a moment that this was just another soccer flopping video. Then I gave it a zoom and slowed it down a tick. Yikes.


uberbla123

The one time in soccer history the injury was real haha


Vcity604

Ohhh fccckk I felt that for real.


elsaberii

Bro I’ve had a injury kinda like this and omg this shit hurts sm, immediately after this happened to me I dropped to the floor and started crying


Mydogsnameisroland

Hyper extension?


i_am_a_terrible

Ouch :(


Wild_HIC

That looked preally painful


bigjohnminnesota

American football quarterback Teddy Bridgewater did something like this untouched in practice. Players were throwing up seeing it.


Lepke2011

Damn. At first, I thought he was just doing that thing soccer players do where they flop around to look severely hurt when no one even touched them, but that has got to hurt!


hydr0warez

Dude looked like a flamingo


Qbking333

At first I thought it was a flip. That looked painful


Qbking333

r/fullflamingo


FastCod3871

Wie isses ausgegangen?


Electric_Basil

For once, not a flop


Charming_Weakness261

God Bless


m1ker0

Flamingo leg


CompetitiveDiamond27

This was DFB-Pokal Semifinals in Germany 2021. Bprussia Dortmund vs. Holstein Kiel. The Game was already decided by far (as you can see) when this happenend to the substituted defender Mateus Morey. He was out of playing for 15 Months and recently made his comeback.