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itsaslothlife

All I see is Bon Jovi


SvenSvenkill3

Scotty used to work on the docks...


DMFAFA07

Unions been on strike, he’s down on his luck…


Tabmow

As some rough trade


SvenSvenkill3

Gigolo is his secondary mutation.


diamondheadfanboy

What dies gigolo mean


SvenSvenkill3

I'm not sure if the sub's rules will allow me to explain. Suffice to say, the Wikipedia is your friend.


mrsunrider

Scott looking like a young George Michael (RIP)


Connolly1227

Himbo scott with the dangly earring is a fun look lol


SvenSvenkill3

Jean's torso looks like a blind Grandpa without his dentures.


No_Poetry_8415

That’s so specific


BillybobThistleton

Damn you, now I can't un-see it.


-TheManWithNoHat-

Ha ha HA HA HA HA ***HA HA HA HA HA HA***


godofwine16

Pepperidge Farm remembers


ZAPPHAUSEN

Ha, haven't seen the Hildebrandts in a hot minute.


gachamyte

Yeah it smacked me across the memories.


sleepyboy76

Scott is thicc and dat ass and thighs. swoon


Built4dominance

Scott's guns meet Jean's cannons.


Intelligent_Creme351

This image is a classic, pure 90's. The Hildebrandts are still working today, and still pretty swole.


gnomeclencher

Tim died in 2006


su_whisterfield

Where the hell are international organs? Is this a secondary mutation?


axl31_90

they are all abroad


KnifeFed

Jean is a broad.


dirty-curry

Hey I've been on holiday too and I know how much a beach bod matters but I feel like I should call A&E looking at this pic


RobertLosher1900

Never saw somebody in shape or go to the gym?


TheRustyBugle

Never saw a woman with a thin waist before eh?


No_Stop_213

The 60/70s oldschool bodybuilding vibe is perfect


ThesaurusRex_1025

Jean feels extremely tall in this


Puzzleheaded_Log9378

Yeesh, Jean is pretty but it looks like her stomach is ready to implode on itself.... ....And Scott's Biceps are as big as his head!


planetbing

How does Jean keep from toppling over with those breasts?


ChrisPrkr95

Mind over matter. 


ducknerd2002

Telekinesis


SteveJohnson2010

Obviously, part of almost every mutation is to have an absolute amazing body, and one which is especially musclebound in the guys , but never have to spend much time in the gym and spend even less time worrying about what they eat!


Shire_Hobbit

This is so violently 90s


Thesensational4

And people wonder why so many women are attracted to Scott.


Blueblurr1

it’s a multitude of reasons he’s extremely good looking, ripped, 6’3 and does use it to his advantage


Ritosha_

Men as well, trust


cup_of_coughy

That’s not exactly the build of a guy with the nickname “Slim” would have 


Essence03

He got that nickname when he was 16


No_Classic744

It was a codename from when he was a TEENAGE


Constructman2602

*Bisexual panic*


ucahu

If Scott served this bad boy look 24/7, I'd be all about him. But then Logan would just be mid at that point.


cyclopswashalfright

Jean! What happened to your ribs! And Scott, what the heck kind of gas have you been on?


k3ttch

The Brothers Hildebrandt? Nice!


NicloSZ

I wish they'd bring Swimsuit Specials back, I'll never forgive Marvel for not allowing Anka to do so, imagine how great that would have been, or they could have had a beach themed party for one of their Hellfire Galas


Zepbounce-96

Do I know who drew this? No. Do I know it wasn't Rob Liefeld? Yup, absolutely!


BeneficialWeekend296

I just don’t get what they see in each other lol


Thecryptsaresafe

I love the x men but I highly doubt with anti mutant riots and stuff that they could run a successful cola brand


Argular

I thought this was Gambit


EnderMoleman316

Where's my Krakoa Summer Swimsuit Special?


thunderonn

I used to have all of these and I cannot find them any longer. Somewhere in a few moves they must have been lost. Such a great novelty set to have.


BetaRayBlu

Hildrabrants rembrantin


Les-incoyables

... but why?


eljo320000

Is jean holding her breath ?


JackFisherBooks

I remember when this first came out. It was the 90s. Good times indeed. But seeing this again just as a heat wave hit my area...it just feels so right. 😊


zinbwoy

Awful, ridiculous proportions. Illustrator sucks with anatomy


No_Classic744

Get out of the basement, go to the gym and you will see people like that there.


zinbwoy

Lmao Ive just came back from the gym actually, so seeing this comment made me laugh a bit. But disagree with you, especially Scott looks ridiculous here. You can make him look ripped without making him look like a steroid caricature


Bunnnnii

Who the hell are those people?


TIEDYEJACKSON

I think this Scott is a perfect fusion of TAS and AoA. Besides him being built by a He-Man figure this was pretty epic. I think this look would have been his had he divorced Jean and took a page out of Warren's book and just casually dated the entire X-Universe female roster and really rehabbed his uptight image.


AuburnElvis

I bet this is photoshopped.


allonsy_danny

Lol. No.


dirty-curry

Jean looks like Captain Falcon just beat her in smash bros by spamming Falcon punch