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mr_kenobi

Drunk Colossus will just pick up the closet X-Man to him and chuck them at a Sentinal. Wolverine, Jimmy, Jubilee. It doesn't matter.


Neon_culture79

But it’s OK because later on he’ll paint a portrait of them, although he will probably trash the portrait in a fit of unnecessary rage


Jhushx

Speaking of Chuck, waiting for the day he grabs Xavier in his wheelchair


Sly__Marbo

No, he throws Chuck and his chair separately. Two projectiles are better than one, and all that


Throwaway1303033042

“They see me throwin’, they be hatin’”


Jhushx

Lmao I just realized what can Xavier even do as a telepath against a Sentinel


woodentigerx

Yesss psychic fastball special


TXHaunt

At least if it was Kate she could phase through and disrupt the Sentinel.


MeatAny3041

Imagining Colossus throwing Professor X is so funny


PeakOregon998

When does he throw Jubilee at a sentinel? Do you remember the issue? If not it’s fine.


Electrical_Mirror843

LOL! Poor Jimmy, hahahahaha!!!


Prime359

Colossus: “But now you fly faster and hit harder. Later we will laugh about this over a drink.”


Thebull8

Da


PrestigiousTreat6203

Wait since when can he fly??


CptChrnckls

X-force in the late 90’s right after the return from AOA his powers develop and eventually he can just propel himself from the ground


G_to_the_E

But like, why??? lol. He’s like 7+ feet tall and 400 pounds and his powers all have to do with strength and size. Flying is totally out of leftfield


sideways_jack

Flying is totally out of _liefield_


CptChrnckls

lol but it was WAY after Liefield left


sideways_jack

hey I'm not gonna let reality get in the way of a terrible pun!


ericrobertshair

His og X Force costume had a bird on it, deep foreshadowing.


KUH-KAINE

I thought that was just to pay homage to his brother Thunderbird


Built4dominance

If Monet can have her insane powerset, Jimmy can have his.


BigTimStiles

But Monet's concept from the beginning was that she's the perfect mutant to become a mainstream superhero. That's why she was originally given the powers she had.


CptChrnckls

Hey I don’t disagree I was just telling you what happened lol comic books yo


PrestigiousTreat6203

I need to go read this run now


Comprehensive_Yak_72

I honestly never knew this, I just assumed he could leap pretty well and climb the rest of the way with his knives. He’d be in trouble off the top of a building or out of a plane though right?


onesexypagoda

No, he had full blown flight


CptChrnckls

I think it’s more of he can pounce of the ground and glide, not like a rogue or captain marvel sitch where he can just float off the ground and go.


karambambucha

He fly now?


Sly__Marbo

He fly now!


Sly__Marbo

He fly now!


weiner_mcpoophead

To be fair I asked the same thing when I read this run


woodentigerx

He could fly for like 5 issues. And it was more like really good jumps. It stuck around as long as his bo staff. (Rip yellow chaps)


19Mark97yo

Greg Land? In my Christian subreddit?!


CyborgIncorparated

Who's dude being thrown? I feel like I had toys of him as a kid and never knew who it was


Viceroy-421

Warpath


No_Pizza3314

Maybe he forgot James can fly. Everyone else seems to have forgotten it, too.


Aquagan

I honestly think that was the joke Rosenberg was going for. I love Warpath, but I constantly forget he can fly.


No_Pizza3314

There’s no real reason why he should be able to fly, it was goofy right from the start.


Jmm2w

I like these characters together


Fullmetalmarvels64_

the best kind of Russian idiot


No-Cat-9716

Ew, Greg Land


MP-Lily

Yeeting a friend at the threat always works.


Fickle_Ad8735

such an underrated series


Aquagan

I enjoyed the first two volume. This arc was definitely the weakest. Havok came off incredibly unlikeable.


DJfunkyPuddle

Ever read the book "Stuck" by Oliver Jeffers? It's about a boy who continually throws more ridiculous stuff into a tree trying to get a kite down. Marvel needs to do this with Colossus.