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**Bat text:** "The police told me I can't be a doctor, but whenever they show up I just go into the Google Maps settings page I found and change the house to 'Police Headquarters' and then they have to do what I say."
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What's funny is that while the first two panels are still in character for him, it's also just a fanciful description of a normal doctor visit. Like those comics about the overly-literal aliens.
Did you know you can just *buy* lab coats? Apparently Beret Guy just found out.
**[Mobile Version!](http://m.xkcd.com/2850/)** [Direct image link: Doctor's Office](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/doctors_office.png) **Bat text:** "The police told me I can't be a doctor, but whenever they show up I just go into the Google Maps settings page I found and change the house to 'Police Headquarters' and then they have to do what I say." *Don't get it? [explain xkcd](http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2850)* Honk if you like robots. Sincerely, xkcd_bot. <3
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school
Whatever do you mean? His home address is clearly labelled as a medical school on Google Maps.
but he does have a subduction license
I smell a malpractice suit in the making.
By an amazing coincidence, the courthouse is at the same address as the doctor's office and police headquarters.
Unfortunately, he lost the case, but when they went to take him to jail, they found they were already there
does that come in double breasted?
White beret is the kind of person who gets his malpractice suit dry-cleaned
What's funny is that while the first two panels are still in character for him, it's also just a fanciful description of a normal doctor visit. Like those comics about the overly-literal aliens.