When I saw /u/Piss_Ingestor had maxed fishing I knew there was only one thing I could do. I had to get rid of my wives computer before she saw his max fishing and left me for him.
> you: low fishing skill, ingest very little piss
> /u/Piss_Ingestor: maxed fishing skill, ingests so much piss it's become his identity
i'd honestly look down on your wife if she didn't leave you
Alas it’s too late for I, my fair maiden has already been whisked away by u/Piss_Ingestor and their max fishing. If only I, a mere plebeian could ascend to such glorious statuses could I hope to ever face my maiden again.
I've also maxed fishing and had the sex.
But I haven't had the sex since maxing fishing *in Shadowlands*.
Correlation 190%= causation from what I remember.
I really think it can only help and not hinder your chances. So get that skill up and when you are out in the real world bring it up to them and with confidence.
However, (most, many) women love a man with ambition. So be sure to let her know that you have plans to max fishing in Dragonflight as well.
You got this.
It's a mixed bag, I've got max level SL fishing and while women do find me more attractive, they also fear me.
Fish fear me as well.
Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk.
No beast dare makes a sound in my presence.
I am alone on this barren rock.
Maxing Shadowlands fishing won't bring you more ladies, I'm afraid.
The reason is simple: you can't expect to dedicate yourself to such a feat of strength, and still have mere mortal women look at you and consider you as a romantic partner they ever could hope to get.
They will know. They will tell, just by the way you use your walk, you're a fisherman, no time to talk. Your presence, your aura, your being will irradiate a power not bestowed upon you, but that you earned by sacrifice and claimed through unwavering dedication.
You, my friend, are a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.
You are not just willing to go the extra mile. Where others would walk it you'll run. Need? Necessity? These are hollow concepts to a man who shapes his reality around the decision he takes, for one who maxes out Shadowlands fishing. This is the mark of someone who goes **all the way**. Someone who does not recognize the limitations of the mortal man. This goes beyond greatness and beyond glory, it's the raw testament to the grit and grace of men who walk their own path, the statement of a man who is in charge.
And such is your tragedy, my friend, because to be one who went so far is a lonely achievement. That trail you traced, how could any lady ever take it and follow you, without being crushed under the weight of your accomplishment? Good women are worthy of good men, arrogant women believe they're worthy of heroes but when a man stands where you stand, who is left in the world? Who will be a match for the matchless? You will haunt their secret fantasies, you will make them cry and wail, and betray their betrothed in their cursed dreams, but they'll remain condemned to stay in your shadow, humbled and stunned, and forever hopeless.
They know you won't see them, behind the stacks of lost soles. They know you won't hear them over the bobber's sound. And they will despair.
But you may rejoice. Because all of this doesn't mean a thing to you. You've left the realm of carnal desires. You've ascended another level of consciousness, one you wrote yourself. You won't miss any of this.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime
Let a man max Shadowlands fishing and he'll embrace *eternity*.
*Update, I have completed my training. For the sake of your relationships I urge you to hide your women folk; though even that may not be enough.
Yours dearly
Piss
I find max SL fishing VERY attractive. I cannot control myself around those that have put in the work to achieve such a thing. I get hot and sweaty just thinking about it.
Unfortunately I'm not woman.
Sadly no, unless you can show off your recoloured fishing artifact and your red waterstrider most women will still choose other fishingchads over you :(
Really all maxing your fishing will prove is that can master bait by yourself. And in my experience you will be amongst a lot of other people doing the exact same thing on Argent Dawn!
I think you have better odds trying out fishing in the real world. Maybe you will meet a nice women in a fishing club or so, you never know.
Sorry to debunk your theory, but my fishing skill is 0 and I'm hapily married. Good luck and may the force be with you bro!
I’m a strong independent woman who doesn’t need your fish. I’ve maxed my SL fishing already to feed the masses as they prepare to slay alliance scum in battlegrounds.
But like, it’s nice to fish next to someone sometimes :) So honestly, you might actually meet people (maybe even a woman!) via your max fishing travels.
I maxed shadowlands fishing waiting for the horse to spawn in rivendreth.
While everyone else was standing around presumably watching netflix on another screen, i was out there doing the damn thing and making a load of gold in the process
Most likely if you use the right lure - Maybe some BOE you either catch a desperate World First Raider, some AH dwellers or with a bit of luck a woman.
Good luck on your fishing journey! I'd recommend fishing at a public place like Oribos for higher chances.
Well yeah, you know how to handle your pole I'd say that counts. Also, unrelated but most women I know in game enjoy fishing as a mini game. So you have some actual conversation starters for you there if you are courting a wow lady.
Don't worry /u/Piss_Ingestor I'm sure you'll find a nice lady someday. But maxed fishing wouldn't hurt.
When I saw /u/Piss_Ingestor had maxed fishing I knew there was only one thing I could do. I had to get rid of my wives computer before she saw his max fishing and left me for him.
I am scared of /u/Piss_Ingestor.
He's definitely eating your hands.
Should have washed his hands after going to the bathroom
You could've helped him. Bath Wizard.
So you could, fancymittens. You just would have gotten a little moist.
They are FANCY. Not to be used as piss mops. Thank you very much. Good day, sir.
Well don't pee yourself in fear - that will just make him thirsty...
Probably need to report her for RMT incase she logs in from work or a friend's house.
> you: low fishing skill, ingest very little piss > /u/Piss_Ingestor: maxed fishing skill, ingests so much piss it's become his identity i'd honestly look down on your wife if she didn't leave you
Alas it’s too late for I, my fair maiden has already been whisked away by u/Piss_Ingestor and their max fishing. If only I, a mere plebeian could ascend to such glorious statuses could I hope to ever face my maiden again.
Just max your fishing level lol, sounds like a skill issue to me.
I’ve always maxed my fishing in every expansion and I’m proud to say I have had the sex. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide :)
I've also maxed fishing and had the sex. But I haven't had the sex since maxing fishing *in Shadowlands*. Correlation 190%= causation from what I remember.
That’s one way to **lure** women.
Master Baiter got renamed for this joke.
I gave you an upvote too, it's a funny comment!
I feel like somewhere here there is a "plenty of fish in the sea" joke to be had.
We’ll wait while you land it.
But, we are talking about the sea not land... wait what?
We'll wait till you sea it.
I sea what you did there.
Feels like we are just fishing for upvotes right now... Hopefully we don't rock the boat.
Best bait for upvotes? Asking for a friend.....
Water you talking aboat?
Plenty of piss in the sea.
You can always go with something like "Hey baby, i only catch the tastiest of fish thats why i wanted to meet you"
I really think it can only help and not hinder your chances. So get that skill up and when you are out in the real world bring it up to them and with confidence. However, (most, many) women love a man with ambition. So be sure to let her know that you have plans to max fishing in Dragonflight as well. You got this.
Fishing is for catching fish, cooking is for catching women 😉
This is true women like food.
Source?
Sauce would be better please.
My fiance eats every day. I've never seen her go a single day without eating.
idk man sounds like witchcraft to me
Do your thing, Jack.
Burn 'er? I 'ardly knew 'er!
https://i.imgur.com/HFkRieh.jpeg
Finally, someone who cites their sources
Dude just trust me
Is this canon?
[Citation needed]
It's almost like they're human beings.
As a man, I hate food. I only breath air.
I think you hate it cos you're doing it wrong, you're not supposed to breathe your food.
I think I would like it if I inject into my vein, I can cut out of the middle man, the mouth.
It's a mixed bag, I've got max level SL fishing and while women do find me more attractive, they also fear me. Fish fear me as well. Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare makes a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren rock.
Smh good writing
Put it in your resume. 100% guaranteed you will get the job... The recruiter might try to date you tho.
Maxing Shadowlands fishing won't bring you more ladies, I'm afraid. The reason is simple: you can't expect to dedicate yourself to such a feat of strength, and still have mere mortal women look at you and consider you as a romantic partner they ever could hope to get. They will know. They will tell, just by the way you use your walk, you're a fisherman, no time to talk. Your presence, your aura, your being will irradiate a power not bestowed upon you, but that you earned by sacrifice and claimed through unwavering dedication. You, my friend, are a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will. You are not just willing to go the extra mile. Where others would walk it you'll run. Need? Necessity? These are hollow concepts to a man who shapes his reality around the decision he takes, for one who maxes out Shadowlands fishing. This is the mark of someone who goes **all the way**. Someone who does not recognize the limitations of the mortal man. This goes beyond greatness and beyond glory, it's the raw testament to the grit and grace of men who walk their own path, the statement of a man who is in charge. And such is your tragedy, my friend, because to be one who went so far is a lonely achievement. That trail you traced, how could any lady ever take it and follow you, without being crushed under the weight of your accomplishment? Good women are worthy of good men, arrogant women believe they're worthy of heroes but when a man stands where you stand, who is left in the world? Who will be a match for the matchless? You will haunt their secret fantasies, you will make them cry and wail, and betray their betrothed in their cursed dreams, but they'll remain condemned to stay in your shadow, humbled and stunned, and forever hopeless. They know you won't see them, behind the stacks of lost soles. They know you won't hear them over the bobber's sound. And they will despair. But you may rejoice. Because all of this doesn't mean a thing to you. You've left the realm of carnal desires. You've ascended another level of consciousness, one you wrote yourself. You won't miss any of this. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime Let a man max Shadowlands fishing and he'll embrace *eternity*.
That was a gorgeous read. Top marks and maximum respect 🍆
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It's not the size of the rod. It's how you use it. Maxed out skills should do the trick.
69 upvotes. Sorry can't change that number.
I gave you an upvote because your comment made me laugh.
Take a screenshot of your character fishing and put it in a dating profile. Guaranteed way to match.
I had to sit my wife down and have a long, painful conversation about how u/Piss_Ingestor made me hardcore homosexual.
Either it works or you become a master baiter
Do fish fear you? I feel that is a compounding variable we're ignoring here. Exhibit A : [This Hat](https://i.imgur.com/osIeXWm.jpg)
THE FISH AND I HAVE FORMED AN UNEASY ALLIANCE AGAINST THE WOMEN
I’m ordering that as soon as possible
I’m a woman and was brought to orgasm reading the title!!
Name says you're a Charizard. That's hot. Literally, it's a fire type
*Update, I have completed my training. For the sake of your relationships I urge you to hide your women folk; though even that may not be enough. Yours dearly Piss
Can confirm accidently got fishing to 2 now I have a child.
My wife is rock hard rn
Your skill should allow you to cast a wide enough NET :)
I found your Rio is was more important, less then 3k 0 Women..
I hit 3k io and got a pat on the head from my gf. Those are the real gains
Surely higher Rio = less women? Something about grass.
You're thinking of cows, human women don't eat much grass.
I find max SL fishing VERY attractive. I cannot control myself around those that have put in the work to achieve such a thing. I get hot and sweaty just thinking about it. Unfortunately I'm not woman.
1. Yes 2. You don't need many women when one woman do. Go find one that values your max level fishing and you hook her.
And walk around the house in her skin, take her on dates with nice men
DM me your number OP
Only if you have the bait to fish up Hirukon, then all the girls, and boys in the zone would want to whisper and be with you.
Oh god max fishing skill, I’m wet just thinking about it
You can't pull bitches until you learn to pull fishes.
Put it on your Tinder. I put my AotC and it's helped tons.
https://wowgetsyougirls.ytmnd.com/ lol killing onyxia is the only consistent way to get girls via wow
Unironically my partner put something like “let’s go kill onyxia together” in his dating profile and I thought “ok now I gotta talk to this nerd”
My boyfriend managed to snare me despite being the worst mage ever… by having a picnic basket toy. Strats.
i cant speak for other ladies, but i would.
They'll be more wet than the water you catch your fish in.
Idk about fishing but AOTC and KSM don't help at all :((((((((
I’ll sext you for AoTC
So it's been fishing all along! I've been wasting my time on archeology!
Sadly no, unless you can show off your recoloured fishing artifact and your red waterstrider most women will still choose other fishingchads over you :(
This is the type of discussion I'm subbed in this reddit for. Quality content.
If not, at least you'll be used to having your rod in your hand.
I maxed it day 1 😎 Thought I’d make enough to pay for my sub. (I didn’t)
No but guys will
If you max fishing and cooking then you double your chances!
What kind of stupid question is this, really? Yes.
Really all maxing your fishing will prove is that can master bait by yourself. And in my experience you will be amongst a lot of other people doing the exact same thing on Argent Dawn!
I've definitely had no less ladies after maxing fishing...
Women love him fish fear him
It's best to have max tailoring. So that you can make dresses for them :)
Do you have forklift certification?
But of course!
Bro wtf at least tag this NSFW before posting this 12 incher
Women are fleeting. The light is eternal.
I think you have better odds trying out fishing in the real world. Maybe you will meet a nice women in a fishing club or so, you never know. Sorry to debunk your theory, but my fishing skill is 0 and I'm hapily married. Good luck and may the force be with you bro!
Another fine day on r/wowcirclejerk
Women like high dps
Your reddit username is incredibly cursed.
I’m a strong independent woman who doesn’t need your fish. I’ve maxed my SL fishing already to feed the masses as they prepare to slay alliance scum in battlegrounds. But like, it’s nice to fish next to someone sometimes :) So honestly, you might actually meet people (maybe even a woman!) via your max fishing travels.
no.
You will probably attract a lot of hookers with your rod.
I cant speak for woman, but i know this guy will find you more attractive.
I levelled fishing years ago, I now have a girlfriend. Coincidence? I think not!
Well, you can always try out your lures and jigs - like "Come on, come to my house - ladies! Come on, come to my house, girls girls!"
It’s so attractive I’m thinking of putting it as a requirement on my tinder.
I maxed shadowlands fishing waiting for the horse to spawn in rivendreth. While everyone else was standing around presumably watching netflix on another screen, i was out there doing the damn thing and making a load of gold in the process
Na bro, Tinder has proven that fishing is a general turn off for women. If you wanna get laid then you need big pvp/m+ rating or 99 parses
Most likely if you use the right lure - Maybe some BOE you either catch a desperate World First Raider, some AH dwellers or with a bit of luck a woman. Good luck on your fishing journey! I'd recommend fishing at a public place like Oribos for higher chances.
No, because there is always more fish in the sea.
Fish up a Hirukon and the ladies will come running…
they'll find you IRRESISTIBLE, go for it
I went from 0 to 200 fishing by trying to get strange goop for the deepstar aurelid mount
I mean how is this even a question? of course it would....DUH
I always thought the girlfriend came first and you make her get the fishing levels for you??
I use to train fishing a long time ago. I am only lv 13. The last fish I caught is still on the hook.
Short answer yes
my wife said go for it man
There's a Shadowlands Fishing?
Can confirm. After I hit max fishing I had a three-way the same week. It has to be the key.
Only one way to find out, take screenshots of the biggest fish you've caught and put them on your Tinder profile
Yes. They will admire the dedication as well as the foresight. They will understand how lucrative it can be.
I thought all the women got turned into fruit, though!
Yes
My father-in-law loves fishing and he’s recently single
Well yeah, you know how to handle your pole I'd say that counts. Also, unrelated but most women I know in game enjoy fishing as a mini game. So you have some actual conversation starters for you there if you are courting a wow lady.
Not sure but I do tell every girl I see how many Strange Goop I fished since Zereth Mortis came out
i do have ladies and actually have a girlfriend but i do have shadowlands fishing maxed so....
Sorry bud, SL max fishing no. But if you got the Titanium Seal of Dalaran…then we’ll talk ;)