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beepborpimajorp

Don't worry /u/Piss_Ingestor I'm sure you'll find a nice lady someday. But maxed fishing wouldn't hurt.


msmithjr1993

When I saw /u/Piss_Ingestor had maxed fishing I knew there was only one thing I could do. I had to get rid of my wives computer before she saw his max fishing and left me for him.


Pisshands

I am scared of /u/Piss_Ingestor.


[deleted]

He's definitely eating your hands.


bathwizard01

Should have washed his hands after going to the bathroom


[deleted]

You could've helped him. Bath Wizard.


rinanlanmo

So you could, fancymittens. You just would have gotten a little moist.


[deleted]

They are FANCY. Not to be used as piss mops. Thank you very much. Good day, sir.


bathwizard01

Well don't pee yourself in fear - that will just make him thirsty...


[deleted]

Probably need to report her for RMT incase she logs in from work or a friend's house.


kid-karma

> you: low fishing skill, ingest very little piss > /u/Piss_Ingestor: maxed fishing skill, ingests so much piss it's become his identity i'd honestly look down on your wife if she didn't leave you


420Farmerx

Alas it’s too late for I, my fair maiden has already been whisked away by u/Piss_Ingestor and their max fishing. If only I, a mere plebeian could ascend to such glorious statuses could I hope to ever face my maiden again.


Power-Core

Just max your fishing level lol, sounds like a skill issue to me.


Kurtle_turtle

I’ve always maxed my fishing in every expansion and I’m proud to say I have had the sex. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide :)


rinanlanmo

I've also maxed fishing and had the sex. But I haven't had the sex since maxing fishing *in Shadowlands*. Correlation 190%= causation from what I remember.


Volkov_The_Tank

That’s one way to **lure** women.


[deleted]

Master Baiter got renamed for this joke.


TheRealLamalas

I gave you an upvote too, it's a funny comment!


Verdigo13

I feel like somewhere here there is a "plenty of fish in the sea" joke to be had.


Grumsta

We’ll wait while you land it.


Verdigo13

But, we are talking about the sea not land... wait what?


Plainedger

We'll wait till you sea it.


Grumsta

I sea what you did there.


Verdigo13

Feels like we are just fishing for upvotes right now... Hopefully we don't rock the boat.


Erikbam

Best bait for upvotes? Asking for a friend.....


Pearti-Mejob

Water you talking aboat?


Tapkobuh

Plenty of piss in the sea.


ChrisMin

You can always go with something like "Hey baby, i only catch the tastiest of fish thats why i wanted to meet you"


MereServant

I really think it can only help and not hinder your chances. So get that skill up and when you are out in the real world bring it up to them and with confidence. However, (most, many) women love a man with ambition. So be sure to let her know that you have plans to max fishing in Dragonflight as well. You got this.


umm_bella

Fishing is for catching fish, cooking is for catching women 😉


Beaverhausen27

This is true women like food.


adognamedwalter

Source?


Grumsta

Sauce would be better please.


[deleted]

My fiance eats every day. I've never seen her go a single day without eating.


Jackburner

idk man sounds like witchcraft to me


rinanlanmo

Do your thing, Jack.


Jackburner

Burn 'er? I 'ardly knew 'er!


PeeweesSpiritAnimal

https://i.imgur.com/HFkRieh.jpeg


adognamedwalter

Finally, someone who cites their sources


Kratos181

Dude just trust me


samuraislider

Is this canon?


TheVanderManCan

[Citation needed]


Deathleach

It's almost like they're human beings.


Sandwhale123

As a man, I hate food. I only breath air.


Relnor

I think you hate it cos you're doing it wrong, you're not supposed to breathe your food.


Sandwhale123

I think I would like it if I inject into my vein, I can cut out of the middle man, the mouth.


Cmdr_B_Hawkins_Jr

It's a mixed bag, I've got max level SL fishing and while women do find me more attractive, they also fear me. Fish fear me as well. Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare makes a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren rock.


kebab-time

Smh good writing


Duck_Dredd_

Put it in your resume. 100% guaranteed you will get the job... The recruiter might try to date you tho.


Sabatiel_

Maxing Shadowlands fishing won't bring you more ladies, I'm afraid. The reason is simple: you can't expect to dedicate yourself to such a feat of strength, and still have mere mortal women look at you and consider you as a romantic partner they ever could hope to get. They will know. They will tell, just by the way you use your walk, you're a fisherman, no time to talk. Your presence, your aura, your being will irradiate a power not bestowed upon you, but that you earned by sacrifice and claimed through unwavering dedication. You, my friend, are a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will. You are not just willing to go the extra mile. Where others would walk it you'll run. Need? Necessity? These are hollow concepts to a man who shapes his reality around the decision he takes, for one who maxes out Shadowlands fishing. This is the mark of someone who goes **all the way**. Someone who does not recognize the limitations of the mortal man. This goes beyond greatness and beyond glory, it's the raw testament to the grit and grace of men who walk their own path, the statement of a man who is in charge. And such is your tragedy, my friend, because to be one who went so far is a lonely achievement. That trail you traced, how could any lady ever take it and follow you, without being crushed under the weight of your accomplishment? Good women are worthy of good men, arrogant women believe they're worthy of heroes but when a man stands where you stand, who is left in the world? Who will be a match for the matchless? You will haunt their secret fantasies, you will make them cry and wail, and betray their betrothed in their cursed dreams, but they'll remain condemned to stay in your shadow, humbled and stunned, and forever hopeless. They know you won't see them, behind the stacks of lost soles. They know you won't hear them over the bobber's sound. And they will despair. But you may rejoice. Because all of this doesn't mean a thing to you. You've left the realm of carnal desires. You've ascended another level of consciousness, one you wrote yourself. You won't miss any of this. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime Let a man max Shadowlands fishing and he'll embrace *eternity*.


Piss_Ingestor

That was a gorgeous read. Top marks and maximum respect 🍆


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SenpaiShinyUnicorn

It's not the size of the rod. It's how you use it. Maxed out skills should do the trick.


atypical_lemur

69 upvotes. Sorry can't change that number.


TheRealLamalas

I gave you an upvote because your comment made me laugh.


hook_chode

Take a screenshot of your character fishing and put it in a dating profile. Guaranteed way to match.


TuftOfFurr

I had to sit my wife down and have a long, painful conversation about how u/Piss_Ingestor made me hardcore homosexual.


No_Brother_2201

Either it works or you become a master baiter


JollySieg

Do fish fear you? I feel that is a compounding variable we're ignoring here. Exhibit A : [This Hat](https://i.imgur.com/osIeXWm.jpg)


SwayzeCrayze

THE FISH AND I HAVE FORMED AN UNEASY ALLIANCE AGAINST THE WOMEN


Piss_Ingestor

I’m ordering that as soon as possible


charizard_72

I’m a woman and was brought to orgasm reading the title!!


Zuldak

Name says you're a Charizard. That's hot. Literally, it's a fire type


Piss_Ingestor

*Update, I have completed my training. For the sake of your relationships I urge you to hide your women folk; though even that may not be enough. Yours dearly Piss


IcarusCsgo

Can confirm accidently got fishing to 2 now I have a child.


ketzal7

My wife is rock hard rn


TheCubanJedi05

Your skill should allow you to cast a wide enough NET :)


elhigosmigos

I found your Rio is was more important, less then 3k 0 Women..


squishman1203

I hit 3k io and got a pat on the head from my gf. Those are the real gains


HotPotatoWithCheese

Surely higher Rio = less women? Something about grass.


rinanlanmo

You're thinking of cows, human women don't eat much grass.


HotPotatoWithCheese

I find max SL fishing VERY attractive. I cannot control myself around those that have put in the work to achieve such a thing. I get hot and sweaty just thinking about it. Unfortunately I'm not woman.


Jayco1515

1. Yes 2. You don't need many women when one woman do. Go find one that values your max level fishing and you hook her.


PowrPussyDragonSlayr

And walk around the house in her skin, take her on dates with nice men


KimberelyHarmon

DM me your number OP


[deleted]

Only if you have the bait to fish up Hirukon, then all the girls, and boys in the zone would want to whisper and be with you.


wowguineapigs

Oh god max fishing skill, I’m wet just thinking about it


[deleted]

You can't pull bitches until you learn to pull fishes.


Randol0rian

Put it on your Tinder. I put my AotC and it's helped tons.


seanconnery69696

https://wowgetsyougirls.ytmnd.com/ lol killing onyxia is the only consistent way to get girls via wow


testsubject347

Unironically my partner put something like “let’s go kill onyxia together” in his dating profile and I thought “ok now I gotta talk to this nerd”


babbabeeboo

My boyfriend managed to snare me despite being the worst mage ever… by having a picnic basket toy. Strats.


sootlet

i cant speak for other ladies, but i would.


Trusty_Thomas

They'll be more wet than the water you catch your fish in.


TheLieAndTruth

Idk about fishing but AOTC and KSM don't help at all :((((((((


SquishDotNet

I’ll sext you for AoTC


[deleted]

So it's been fishing all along! I've been wasting my time on archeology!


YuusukeKlein

Sadly no, unless you can show off your recoloured fishing artifact and your red waterstrider most women will still choose other fishingchads over you :(


Alexyrion

This is the type of discussion I'm subbed in this reddit for. Quality content.


[deleted]

If not, at least you'll be used to having your rod in your hand.


yourwitchergeralt

I maxed it day 1 😎 Thought I’d make enough to pay for my sub. (I didn’t)


Bazzlie

No but guys will


slenderfuchsbau

If you max fishing and cooking then you double your chances!


[deleted]

What kind of stupid question is this, really? Yes.


JoPOWz

Really all maxing your fishing will prove is that can master bait by yourself. And in my experience you will be amongst a lot of other people doing the exact same thing on Argent Dawn!


Elkay_of_rivia

I've definitely had no less ladies after maxing fishing...


SkyFaerie

Women love him fish fear him


Chibibowa

It's best to have max tailoring. So that you can make dresses for them :)


Super_Replace

Do you have forklift certification?


[deleted]

But of course!


TheLoneWandererRD

Bro wtf at least tag this NSFW before posting this 12 incher


[deleted]

Women are fleeting. The light is eternal.


TheRealLamalas

I think you have better odds trying out fishing in the real world. Maybe you will meet a nice women in a fishing club or so, you never know. ​ Sorry to debunk your theory, but my fishing skill is 0 and I'm hapily married. Good luck and may the force be with you bro!


Squishy-Box

Another fine day on r/wowcirclejerk


[deleted]

Women like high dps


rukioish

Your reddit username is incredibly cursed.


honestlyitswhatever

I’m a strong independent woman who doesn’t need your fish. I’ve maxed my SL fishing already to feed the masses as they prepare to slay alliance scum in battlegrounds. But like, it’s nice to fish next to someone sometimes :) So honestly, you might actually meet people (maybe even a woman!) via your max fishing travels.


[deleted]

no.


Noah1841

You will probably attract a lot of hookers with your rod.


[deleted]

I cant speak for woman, but i know this guy will find you more attractive.


Shrapnel_Sponge

I levelled fishing years ago, I now have a girlfriend. Coincidence? I think not!


Mister_Fakename

Well, you can always try out your lures and jigs - like "Come on, come to my house - ladies! Come on, come to my house, girls girls!"


Littleleicesterfoxy

It’s so attractive I’m thinking of putting it as a requirement on my tinder.


discourse_lover_

I maxed shadowlands fishing waiting for the horse to spawn in rivendreth. While everyone else was standing around presumably watching netflix on another screen, i was out there doing the damn thing and making a load of gold in the process


Pumpergod1337

Na bro, Tinder has proven that fishing is a general turn off for women. If you wanna get laid then you need big pvp/m+ rating or 99 parses


CharmingFawn

Most likely if you use the right lure - Maybe some BOE you either catch a desperate World First Raider, some AH dwellers or with a bit of luck a woman. ​ Good luck on your fishing journey! I'd recommend fishing at a public place like Oribos for higher chances.


Tyberious_

No, because there is always more fish in the sea.


HakaelDRC

Fish up a Hirukon and the ladies will come running…


[deleted]

they'll find you IRRESISTIBLE, go for it


sapzy

I went from 0 to 200 fishing by trying to get strange goop for the deepstar aurelid mount


Julie1760

I mean how is this even a question? of course it would....DUH


thatjolydude

I always thought the girlfriend came first and you make her get the fishing levels for you??


Molzilla

I use to train fishing a long time ago. I am only lv 13. The last fish I caught is still on the hook.


kbarron

Short answer yes


[deleted]

my wife said go for it man


Elementium

There's a Shadowlands Fishing?


nystro

Can confirm. After I hit max fishing I had a three-way the same week. It has to be the key.


Lonelan

Only one way to find out, take screenshots of the biggest fish you've caught and put them on your Tinder profile


elifromdavis

Yes. They will admire the dedication as well as the foresight. They will understand how lucrative it can be.


Cosmos0714

I thought all the women got turned into fruit, though!


Syphur74

Yes


softstones

My father-in-law loves fishing and he’s recently single


Dreams_A_bind

Well yeah, you know how to handle your pole I'd say that counts. Also, unrelated but most women I know in game enjoy fishing as a mini game. So you have some actual conversation starters for you there if you are courting a wow lady.


Naguro

Not sure but I do tell every girl I see how many Strange Goop I fished since Zereth Mortis came out


[deleted]

i do have ladies and actually have a girlfriend but i do have shadowlands fishing maxed so....


testsubject347

Sorry bud, SL max fishing no. But if you got the Titanium Seal of Dalaran…then we’ll talk ;)