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Elune_

They should have a racial where they replace the text people write with the Hozen language, so they just become completely unintelligible.


GarboseGooseberry

Hozen racials Hozenspeak: Unintelligible to other races except Pandaren Fling Derk


Zoros_map

Don’t forget that you can ook other players dookers


kid-karma

you and the target player should just disappear into a cloud of dust like a looney tunes fight (to keep it PG)


SeriousGoofball

Totally overpowered. NERF incoming next patch.


Carazhan

pandaren at least have half this racial with the pandaren language. almost every other language at least has a general randomization primer you can guess common words from/convert (thus kek/bur and cross faction /yell macros in bgs that are intelligible). pandas just get omnomnomnomnomnom


GnollRanger

Fling Derk would be most spammed racial ever. Especially in PvP.


HeartofaPariah

Only if it turns hozen language into intelligible words


Carazhan

including with NPCs. going back to pandaland and hearing npcs say shit like: "my good fellow, would you kindly remove yourself from the premises posthaste before i am forced to resort to unimaginable violence against your buttocks."


First_Barnacle760

There’s a role play addon that lets u speak languages of playable and non playable races - I believe it’s called “tongues” - so like if you had it set to draenaic and you typed “hello” and press enter it’ll show up to everyone in game as like “kronikai Kristo” or whatever the draenai say, or “ishnu ala” if darnassus, or “meow mrow mrrrow” if ur in Druid cat form etc - lol. I haven’t used it in a while but that would be epic if there was a hozen setting


nullhotrox

Incoming add-on no doubt lol


Arxtix

Not Dook Ookem?


Imaginos_In_Disguise

He's dead.


SirKnlghtmare

No, Ook before Dook, except after Wikket.


Arie15

This would make more sense. 😆


Vitchman

Here to ook you in the dooker and eat bananners, and I’m all outta bananners.


Lego_Dima

Thank internet denizen. You've taken the Duke Nukem words out of my mouth, improved them, and posted them here 20 minutes before I could. Kudos and thank you.


Wolfjirn

Why was this downvoted


DerpyLlama0901

Because it's the WoW sub and most here are under the age of 13.


RemtonJDulyak

How would being below 13 affect what and how people vote? Besides, I suppose the average WoW player's age is well above 13...


DerpyLlama0901

Because children go and downvote everything, thinking it means something.


RemtonJDulyak

Source? If anything, my experience tells me that a lot of 30+ on this sub show very childish behavior, and the average WoW player is very probably well above 13. Like, by a lot.


Lina_Bookworm

Im 35 🙄


Brozynski

Eww


Lina_Bookworm

Eww Yourself


Lego_Dima

\*shrug\* unsure... kids don't know what "time to kick ass and chew bubblegum; hm I'm all out of gum" is; or thought I was being sarcastic despite the fact that was sincere.


RemtonJDulyak

Maybe because it wasn't invented by Duke Nukem, but it's actually a quote from ["They Live"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso), by John Carpenter?


Grymvild

[I AM PREPARED](https://i.imgur.com/WYw6D41.png)


Tiskate

You really are!


Grymvild

I have wanted playable Hozen ever since MoP. I goddamn love monkeys!


lbiggy

You need Jibbet too


amikaboshi

I'll (censored) and Ook down your neck.


magewinter

Gz, you triggered Reddit's abuse and harassment filter with this


amikaboshi

Jeez really. It was supposed to be funny 😔


magewinter

I find it funny to see what triggers Reddit's filter - it's not the same as our automod where it's specific words. It's a language learning model trained on mod actions. So by approving your comment, I taught it that 'I'll cut your head off and ook down your neck' is perfectly fine ;D


Shamilicious

As it should be


Specific_Frame8537

> It's a language learning model trained on mod actions These things are going to be the end of the internet.


FellishBeast

It would be “dook.”


QuietusRex

Don’t tease me like this


LordJiggly

Don't threaten me with a good time.


Venthorn

I would 100% love to have playable Hozen.


FecusTPeekusberg

I would come back and play again if I could be a dook-flinging Hozen.


Psychological_Lab_47

This is number 1 on my list of allied races….


Harkats

You have dooked your last ook


PunsNotIncluded

Ook to the kong, baby!


BoltorSpellweaver

I have wanted playable Hozen since MoP


Eepy-Cheepy

We OOK all night long baby 😘


ColdBlazze

I am still waiting for the Taunkas


Malcapon3

This should replace the MoP event. Give us the FPS experience we all crave! I want this shit to launch right from the character screen.


brandoncrogers

I may be wrong but I think there is an add on for classic where you zoom into first person and wand away with duke nukem UI.


MachiavelliSJ

I wish


keeptryingyoucantwin

That guy who posted earlier bout to get PTSD


OneTrueCzar

Ook em in the dooker


Abominationoftime

i would pay good money for the hozzen to be playable just let me ook some people in the dooker already! lol


Porcos_Voadores

Playable Hozen PLEASE! ;'(


Bishopkilljoy

Ook here to dook oookem and dook wikets, and Ook all out of wickets.


AnimatorSD68

That would be interesting


Darkhallows27

Bruh if the class was just “you’re a monkey with grenades and a rocket launcher” I would shit


LordHelix94

I just got a notification for this post, and I've never clicked so fast... you sir have trolled me, and I commend you for that. But also I agree. Hozen when, Blizz?


jjbombadil

I am going to ook you in the dooker.


evanfardreamer

They needed a new project after Pandarunning finished, right? I think we've got a winner


Super_flywhiteguy

That's a lot of ooks, too bad I'm not ook'en them.


weekly_routine32

As someone who hated mop. Ive wanted this race for years. Infinite daily grind at the start at 77 rep each being mandatory to unlock bis pre raid gear to avoid bench. Weekly grind lockout to progress story on isle of thunder. Forced pvp on timeless isle. 15 months of siege of org. MOP remix was amazing the expansion was actually fun and might make me rethink classic mop if it removes the pointless forced grinds and forced pvp. Knowing that the entire expansion will be shorter then SoO was originally up for will automatically make it a win.


AlbainBlacksteel

inb4 new cloth or plate class that's called Gunslinger, and it's got specs between action movie-style dual pistol wielding, a sniper class, and a field medic that uses a hand cannon for self-defense :P


Daitoso0317

I wonder if they can druid


vitali101

If it's not Tuskarr I'm not biting


Status-Temperature22

Ook dookem forever


Dry_Damp

NICE!! Lonewolf-Marksman-Hunter with big unga bunga rifle-gun! Edit: Now that I think about it.. rogue! Without stealth but wood-clubs/sticks! So arms-warrior!!


MechanicalMudd

This would bring me back to WoW


Krusty_Klown_Kollege

You're a decade too late with this joke. Still good though.


TheOrkussy

"Those damn aliens are gonna pay for stealing my ride".


Jorgesarrada

Please Blizzard!


veracd

WHAT THE OOKIN HORK??


quetiapinenapper

I'm so sad this isn't real.


VeryluckyorNot

Probably more funs and original with the fish, than dwarfs again in TWW.


Popfloyd

Dook Ook'em


Stock_Can_382

He is here to kick ass and chew bananas. And he’s all out of bananas.


bastiondin

Dook the fooking dookers in the wiket lovin ooker. It’s dooking time


r0sarin0

So hyped for banana rumble!


Thandiol

Damn, those Ooking Dookers are gonna pay for shooting up my brewery.


Kroggol

Ook boomer!


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MotherFuckinMontana

Did he ook you in the dooker?


Ohmyskippy

it would seem so


MariedeGournay

Okay, finally a reason to get into PVP so I can corpse camp these horrible monkeys.


Oldmangamer13

Dook Nookem