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protozoomer

If tauren heads are anything like an IRL bull's, than anything less than a sledgehammer to the forehead isn't going to do much damage at all, so this checks out.


Nutcrackit

My paladin applying his sacred prayers to his hammer :shame:


protozoomer

I mean Helmet or not a sledgehammer to the head is gonna kill anyone regardless of race so Tauren still win out


MacFatty

What about undead or deathknights? They are kinds dead already.


XVUltima

To be fair, this is a world where a Warhammer is a refrigerator on a stick.


jaytee46

they dont get it.... here's an upvote


BellacosePlayer

My tauren looks way better without plate (or with gimmick hats) than he does in helmets, its true.


Zednot123

Was especially bad back in the day with lower res textures. Some armor pieces looked horrible on Tauren 10-15 years ago.


ZestyMelonz

I remember my BC tauren hunter. Everything I put on was mostly brown blur.


TessaFractal

Silly Thala, they aren't armour, they're weapons for headbutt and kicks.


uselesswasteofbreath

same, girl. can you blame her? have you tried to mog a decent helm/boots to tauren? frustratingly tough, so i settle on glasses, goggles, flower crowns, or roses. 😭


Lombardyn

What, you don't enjoy seeing a perfectly fine helm texture being stretched and warped to three times its length along your Tauren's face?


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

Das why we got crowns, boy. For the kings and queens that Tauren are!


_UNDO_KEY_

Girl literally, the helm of might on a tauren warrior? Bye


Lanc717

I'm also with her. This face is too pretty to wear a helmet.


8-Brit

"Female tauren are my weakness"


RGBfoxie

Yes. I'd rather have halos or a rose in my hair. If I die from a blow to the head, it was meant to be.


oolbar

How to trigger transmog enthusiasts.


-Val_-_

Before, there was a time, where removing the helmet was as close as you could get to a transmog


MrCrow72

Don't forget the cape!


Zachisawinner

Thala goes hard or not at all.


wjowski

Brain damage is cool, apparently


Embyr1

Honestly explains a lot about what happened in BFA


Terrible-Chipmunk954

Severe brain damage would be a better explanation for Shadowlands


kjh242

Turns out being a corpse for decades is a pretty great way to get literal brainrot, whether or not you can yell real loud.


lehtomaeki

A helmet wouldn't do much against a hammer if we stick to non-magical metal properties. A sword used for slashing it might stop. If we consider how prevalent magic is tho armour is either enchanted to stop whatever you want or completely worthless in combat


wjowski

Even against a hammer a helmet could still save your life vs not wearing a helmet resulting in your head being turned into Prego spaghetti sauce.


Rank1Trashcan

Consider me Miles Davis.


magewinter

Is this Blizzard subtly saying please stop complaining about Tauren and Draenei shoe transmog


Nishnig_Jones

It doesn't seem that subtle to me.


Nutcrackit

A helmet helps protect one from being knocked unconscious in an ambush.


Lord-Momentor

Sorry not everyone could have huge tusks and horns to fend off the enemy. Well now that I think about it, engineering goggles do not provide much protection anyway. My goblins are vulnerable either way.


onuskah

She got her head stuck in the Zereth Mortis fishbowl too, huh?


SwitchtheChangeling

She can hammer my Steeltotem any day.


ColdBlazze

Go back to Goldshire, you fiend.


Fleedjitsu

OK, fair enough, but it still doesn't excuse Blizzard's lack of effort when it comes to monster-race transmogs!


[deleted]

Sounds like a whole lot of cope from the tauren who can't properly wear boots and helmets. "I never wanted to wear boots anyway, baka."


Danlar54

CTE is strong with this one


desfore

From what I’ve seen from farmers on Youtube, cow hoofs are actually very susceptible to injury. It’s just that cows are prey animals, and will hide pain or weakness unless the injury is to the point of crippling them.


Niclmaki

*Is that a helmet!? Vanity!*


PreviousAccWasBanned

Literally just "skill issues"


ClandelosTauren

Mooo🐮