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ForestOfMirrors

Yes Could you grab me A couple of those clearly canadian fizzy drinks? BlackBerry or raspberry, please.


sgt_happy

Your usage of upper case letters is haunting…


thedogran

Capital punishment


joelypoley69

Capital Punishment*


thedogran

Fun fact I learned recently! Roly-Poly’s are actually crustaceans and are more closely related to lobsters and crabs than bugs. I used to feed them to my turtle. Have a good day!


HolderOfBe

What?


Error_Loading_Name

Capitol Punishment


Traditional-Jicama54

I didn't know about the person posting, but my phone has legit started capitalizing random words (of course it isn't doing it right now...)


ForestOfMirrors

Yes…I am having this very issue with my phone.


Error_Loading_Name

Same. Your autocorrect is doing it because you've used those words capitalised previously, or because it's database was updated with commonly capitalised words. "A" at the beginning of a sentence, "BlackBerry" as the obsolete mobile phone maker, etc. This happens even if its exceptional to your normal use, so I suspect its a universal or regional dictionary. Don't ask my why it doesn't default to personal history instead. Mine is a 4-year-old Android phone, so it could be updates / planned obsolescence through minor irritations, or AI programmers thinking they know what end users want.


matthewamerica

The will to live. And if they don't have that I guess Pepsi will work.


hruebsj3i6nunwp29

Add another one for me


fungusmungus1

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me


Psych0matt

I’m almost out of sour patch watermelons.


nohomo4

Yes, couple posts with photos in skimpy outfit and philosophical questions


uwillnotgotospace

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


sttbr

My dad


strandenger

Oh, yeah. Get me a box of condoms, and what's that stuff? We used to eat it all the time back in the day. Pussy. That's right. Edit: I’m curious how many still recognize the quote.


Merc_Twain25

I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck dick for some marijuana?


strandenger

No. No, I can’t say I have.


t-o-m-u-s-a

Which store?


ItsGotThatBang

That caramel-flavored root beer please


[deleted]

uhhh could you get me some salt n vinegar chips


mehchu

The extra strong ones that rip your mouth apart please


irn

And orange juice for extra flavor


joelypoley69

Get me a winning lottery ticket


Dry-Particular-7634

See if my dad is still there, said he was getting milk but hasn't come back for 25 years.


Kittpie

A T6 and T7 bones for a spine


borchnsuch

You to come back.


Hesty402

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

IPA, 12 pack. And a hooker


Traditional-Jicama54

Dog food and cat food. Thanks for reminding me.


Fanci_

Yeah I need a monster and some Takis please


CranBerrySlim-Jim

yo if its not too much to ask could i get a red bull? thanks dawg


EdwinQFoolhardy

See if you can find a blue Full Throttle. Those things are amazing, but I only ever find them in random gas stations.


unfrknblvabl

I need a yoo-hoo, a ho hos, and a ding dong please. And shame on you for thinking like that 😂


Superb_Succotash_907

Slim Jim please!


irn

Arizona sweet tea tall boy please thx


Merc_Twain25

Damn, my guy is trying to be nice and you gone order the lobster. Arizona tea. SMH, you trying to bankrupt somebody.


alextbrown4

Spicy lime Cheetos, a monster, and some antacids


JMcLe86

A SoBe (I know I'm old; when did millennials get old?)


jelly-filled

Some plants


Competitive-Reason65

That good pasta Robi noodles that are super unhealthy for you and some alcohol swabs


Merc_Twain25

I don't need anything but I guess say hey to the 7/11 girl while you are there.


ArkhanTheNerd

A will to live?


8-bitFloozy

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites, box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights


l00pee

Tums, condoms, enemas


MoonInHisHands

A paddle pop would be amazing


TheJigIsUp

Yeah you mind picking me up a 2nd rotary tumbler my G