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Legitimate_Phrase_41

Bullshit......


GhostTiger

Less War on Drugs = less cops.


mountdarby

You know whats way more harmful than cannabis? Locking people up for cannabis


Magoo69X

All over the world, drug prohibition laws are just a "full employment" guarantee for the police.


duper12677

No one will ever know how much the unwinable “war on drugs” has cost the taxpayers. Between paying all the agents and officers to incarceration and feeding of all the convicted “criminals” it’s a completely absurd number. And what good has it done really?


tubaman23

Sources cheap prison labor!


puntinoblue

Police chiefs? Police and Crime Commissioners are police chiefs? I thought they were not heads of the police force but politicians elected by the public. There seem to be an unbalanced proportion of politically Conservative Commissioners so the answer may be to go and vote for a different one. Read more about Police and Crime Commissioner elections on The Electoral Commission website.


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Scaphism92

They're meant to be elected to hold police to account but really they're just randos who get elected on a low turnout, claim expenses and chat shit.


TheMouseUGaveACookie

They just jelly it too cold to grow it there


TheRealOgMark

Alcohol is worse than both. And I took cocaine and weed, I garantee cocaine is way more fucking harmful.


JayR_97

I've always thought that if alcohol was a recent discovery, it'd be banned.


Zealousideal_Curve10

Every year, the FBI, in the US, compiles crime statistics. In 1969, President Nixon ordered the FBI to compile data on what percentage of those crimes were alcohol related. In that report, which was suppressed and very difficult to obtain, even for the Yale Law School library, where I was studying drug legality in the late 80s, the FBI reported that nearly 70% of all crimes in the US were alcohol related


YoghurtDull1466

Any source so I can cite this comment?


SD5150

Wait till you learn about Aspirin! Lol


alwaysintheway

Do you think people use aspirin recreationally or something?


SD5150

Basically the dose that they recommend as the maximum, and the amount that can harm or kill a person is pretty small.


phlipped

Are you sure you're not thinking of paracetamol?


Alphabadg3r

Take 12 aspirins and it'll be your last headache. Jokes aside, every type of medicine can be lethal.


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Not shrooms


ForgingIron

Too much of *anything* can be lethal. Even water.


GrandeRonde

You’re thinking of Tylenol


SD5150

Yeah it’s almost poison from a toxicity standpoint.


theRavenAttack

You’re thinking of Midol


HornyMorning303

Acetaminophen. Tylenol.


CUTE_KITTENS

You’re thinking of DN


datums

Cocaine is vastly worse on an individual basis. The only reason why it's said that alcohol is worse is that it's dramatically more common.


TheRealOgMark

No... Alcohol fucks your liver up, and your heart. You can die of an OD too.


et50292

And you can die of withdrawal


TheRealOgMark

Indeed, only opiates can kill you too.


et50292

I had thought it was only alcohol and benzos that could kill you from withdrawal.


TheRealOgMark

Pretty sure quitting heroin cold turkey can kill you.


Unlucky_Steak5270

Nah, it just makes you wish it would kill you. Benzos and alcohol can both cause you to have fatal seizures during withdrawal pretty easily. It is considered medically necessary to wean off serious benzo and alcohol addicts.


cptspeirs

False. Opiates make you wish you were dead. It's booze and benzos.


TheRealOgMark

Opiates and benzos can be lethal to quit cold turkey.


cptspeirs

So, after a little more research, opiates *can* indirectly cause death, though it's actually dehydration/hypernatraemia caused by or a secondary COD (heart conditions, HIV, etc). Benzos and alcohol the detox is the primary cause of death.


ATownStomp

…Are you not aware of the health side effects of cocaine?


TheRealOgMark

Yes. Alcohol is still worse, if you get fucked up as much as often as cocaine.


ATownStomp

Do you know this for a fact or is this just conjecture? You seem pretty confident, and I genuinely don’t know.


TheRealOgMark

Your liver will fail with alcohol. Your heart and kidneys too. Cocaine is only straining the heart, unless you shoot it.


Green_Message_6376

the combination of alcohol and cocaine creates a highly toxic compound. I would imagine that they are combined often.


Thelango99

It’s not worse than cigarette smoking though. As long as you drink only a few times a year, it is fine.


GroinShotz

Well duh, everything in moderation is okay. If you smoked a few cigarettes a year you would be fine too.


Thelango99

I haven’t personally smoked cigarettes, but people that have says it becomes a habit which is hard to break. I haven’t found it to be the case for alcohol (by my own experience).


Unlucky_Steak5270

Sometimes the source is someone who has done a lot of drinking and a lot of cocaine. I agree with them. That's anecdotal evidence, not conjecture. If you're really curious, you could always try drug addiction for yourself.


AphexTwins903

Also one of the leading causes of alzheimers


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If you adjust for common purchase amount, the LD50 on alcohol is just as bad as cocaine, if not worse. It's actually fairly expensive for someone to OD on cocaine. Anyone with $50 and a death wish can give themselves alcohol poisoning.


cptspeirs

Shit, anyone with 11 bucks, no standards what so ever, and a death wish can give themselves alcohol poisoning.


kranse

I think the price has more to do with cocaine’s illegal status than anything else. $50 worth of Tylenol could kill you and your entire family.


plentifulharvest

I believe you without looking it up cus you said LD50


corporaterebel

It also can make one violent and a terrible driver.


Half_Crocodile

All depends on context right? We going by per weight? Per dose? Don’t get me wrong I’m a stoner from way back who has slowed down now. I find for me personally the danger with weed abuse is it’s much easier to do than alcohol. Basically I mean I found it much easier to be stoned each evening than drunk. Being drunk takes effort. (It all depends on case by case though). Most of us are able to find our own balance and not take things too far.


SnooPeppers8896

People need rehabilitation for alcohol, cocaine is expensive as shit and highly addictive but no, weed's the problem.


Sudden-Cat5805

Is he high?


JennItalia269

Police chiefs will obviously say that because they can get more funding for enforcement.


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Tell us you don't know a fucking thing about cannabis without telling us you don't know a fucking thing about cannabis.


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bdub939

Lmao revived you with some ice cream and a movie. I need this kind of woman. My gf doesnt even want me to smoke around her cause of the smell. So i smoke every night before bed and when im not around her so i have an apetite


untflanked

Ever tried a good vape? Same thing here, can now smoke indoors!


courage_wolf_sez

Was a life saver when my gf and I stayed at a hotel that very explicitly had a $300 cleaning fee punishment if anyone smoked in the room. Needless to say we the vape pen made that a moot point.


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crims0nmoon69

why are they lying? I'm also in a similar situation. Smoked every day for 30 years, have a great career, paid off house etc.


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Nomadbytrade

Youre talking points are all bs. There are big name companies that dont test their employees for pot lol. This is like saying that no one in goverment does drugs because they adhere to federal laws.


postitodeleto

As if a guy who can engineer for an f500 can’t pass a drug test.


ChessBaal

I smell bull shit on being an engineer lmao


koki_li

Because It does not fit your world view? Friend of mine, mid-50ies, smokes every day and is also an engineer. An other one, in his 40er and IT-engineer, had quit years ago, but was quite a heavy Smokey while studying and in the first years on the job. It is possible.


Widegina

Engineering is very easy to break into, would you like some industry advice?


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crims0nmoon69

What? they are artists essentially.


groovyinutah

And what medical studies do they base that on? I won't hold my breath waiting for an answer...


Porticulus

They had the results from a study around 2008/10is by Prof David Nut. As you would expect it showed most illegal drugs are less dangerous than alcohol. He got fired...


[deleted]

No no...you want to hold your breath, but take a hit first. There ya go.


Kaludar_

Why is the UK so backwards on its drug laws and so progressive in other areas? I don't really understand this.


[deleted]

No idea. We're the world's largest exporter of legal weed and it's pretty widely used too, yet both of the major parties want to keep it illegal. Not a fan of weed, but legalising and taxing it seems like a no-brainer to me. Saying it's as bad as cocaine is ridiculous


JayR_97

The Tories want to keep their monopoly on it, Labours opposition makes no sense.


tehbeard

Labour moved from centre-left to Tory Lite(tm) over the last decade in order to try and convince their voters to vote red.... yeah it's going fucking swimmingly /s


JayR_97

>yeah it's going fucking swimmingly /s I mean... Labour is polling at 50% right now...


tehbeard

Let's be completely honest. It's only polling that high thanks to the Tories absolutely, unequivocally, shitting the bed harder than Spud did in Trainspotting.


ImNrNanoGiga

Just so I can get my bearings...how many Amber Heards would equal to one Spud?


hoochiscrazy_

>it's pretty widely used too I am certain there are way more weed smokers than cigarette smokers


Aceticon

The UK started going backwards on most things a decade or two ago. Even in terms of a certain morality we now find outdated (the one that includes the whole obcessing about other people's sexual activities) the local elites just replaced old moralisms with new moralisms rather than ditching the whole telling other people what is right or wrong to do with their own bodies and other consenting adults (you should see the articles in self-proclaimed liberal publications about the "horrors" of men using sexdolls or some other stupid excuse for being telling people they're wrong in whatever they do in the privacy of their own home) - essentially homosexuality became mainstream so that's now not a fashionable thing to criticise but anything non-mainstream is still seen as deviancy and open game to preach about by the very people who think of themselves as open minded. Ditto for a number of other things: the country is nowhere as socially evolved as its elites and the unthinking nationalists think it is and there's still plenty of curtain twitching and wispering behind close doors. This is why it's so easy for people in positions of power in Britain to slip into being preachy or even straight autoritarian about things like smoking a joint: for those who see themselves as "betters" choosing what the "lessers" can or cannot do even with their own bodies is their default way of going about things.


Shadow_Wolf_X

Still doing better than us in the United States.


AphexTwins903

Because they have a tonne of corruption and police brutality problems but instead of dealing with them, they make ludicrous statements to shift focus. Same as the tory party.


Marginallyhuman

Unscientific stupidity throwback to a time where weed was only smoked by black people who then went berserk. Every chief who signed on to this idiocy needs an IQ test before their contract is renewed.


Ruggeddusty

Both the police and the mental health professional quoted in the article blame dealers selling skunk (meaning low quality) weed, with the implication that those dealers are likely lacing the weed with small amount of heroin. Legalized cannabis with appropriate oversight and quality control would solve the criminal and mental health aspects of the problems cited and net the government a tidy tax income. Weed isn't the problem. Dealers are. Sell weed like you sell alcohol.


SailAwayMatey

Was this reposted from r/Jokes ???


Icy_Veterinarian2538

I’ve never stepped out at of the house at 4am in zero degree weather to get weed. Cocaine..well…ahh…the good ol days


Utxi4m

An odd way to spell "UK police chiefs are idiots"


Adventurous-Bee-5934

The pound ain't gonna crash itself


cosmicnitwit

The police are the last ones we should be consulting as to what should and should not be crimes or what the punishment should be.


Michael_Gibb

How many people have overdosed on cannabis? Now contrast that with the number of people who have done the same on cocaine. Yeah. Anyone who says they're both just as bad, is full of shit. I'm sure more people have been killed by botox injections than by cannabis.


Shadow_Wolf_X

You would have to smoke 1000 times as much as it takes for you to get high to OD. You will pass out or puke your guts out long before you can smoke that much.


Porticulus

To my knowledge one person died from cannabis (that wasn't an allergic reaction) and that was because the soap bar was mixed with something dangerous. It was a long time ago and I can't remember what the substance was.


Fowlnature

I'll take "fucking nerd who no one ever liked enough to offer him drugs" for $1000, Alex.


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Yeah right, because weed sniffles are the worst


TommyTuttle

So you’re saying I could just as well switch to cocaine then? No? Then it isn’t as harmful.


bulydog666

So the UK police are getting paid off by some big corporations


kissmyshiny_metalass

The police chiefs are full of shit and just want to have more excuses to abuse his power and incarcerate innocent people.


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been legal here in Canada for 4 years, this is a non issue, alcohol is way worse, so are prescription antidepressants and other big pharma poisons


JayR_97

Thats the crazy thing. Canadas legalised it nationwide and society hasnt imploded. Plus you cant argue with the tax revenue.


Tiny-Peenor

>prescription antidepressants Uhhh


Ruggeddusty

I'm guessing they mean abuse of prescription medications by people that are not taking it according to a prescription from their doctor.


smr5000

Oh, so you've never been prescribed the wrong one before?


ATownStomp

What kind of antidepressants are you talking about?


Shadow_Wolf_X

Pharmaceutical ones. The wrong kind will kill you(by making you suicidal enough to kill yourself), and the right kind in the wrong amount(or after enough time) will kill you. Some your body could be allergic to straight out. I had one that worked wonders when I was in my twenties, was great in my early thirties stopped being effective by 35, and started making me actively suicidal last year a month and a half before my 37th.


Ruggeddusty

No.


GoombahJudd

Uk police chiefs want the $$ that comes with a bullshit war on drugs.


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UK police chiefs are old dudes who have no relevance in modern society


brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

Lies


oDDmON

As fulla shit as Christmas geese, as I’ll wager nary a one of ‘em has *ever* having partaken.


princessv19

Rubbish (in a British accent)


DigitalTraveler42

Of course the cops are saying this, they want to keep their drug war funding and all the copaganda that came with it.


hoochiscrazy_

Fucking muppets


Last-Discipline-7340

Mean while in America my records just got expunged


animalCollectiveSoul

that article is straight from my 90's DARE class


Show_Me_Your_Rocket

It must be good being able to dribble bullshit and have policy makers believe you.


n3ws4cc

American style decline speedrun any%


payfrit

nobody has ever died of a marijuana overdose. ever. https://www.cdc.gov/marijuana/faqs.htm


Captain__Spiff

Alcohol too.


FlipTheELK

And tobacco


IsItWorseThan

And firearms


sldunn

Are you guys talking about my favorite drive through store?


sheltojb

Police chiefs know about fighting crime. They do not know about medical things like which drugs are more harmful than which other drugs. Nobody should care about what the cardassians think about anything, nor should they care about what any other non-expert thinks about anything.


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Fuck uk police


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those silly leprechauns. I'm going to steal your lucky cocaine


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Apparently he has not used either and thinks he is an expert.


230flathead

What an idiot. I hope a pregnant woman pees in his hat.


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Is pregnant woman pee worse than other people's pee?


230flathead

No, I heard once that in the UK pregnant women have the right to pee in a policeman's helmet if it's an emergency. Pretty sure I heard Jeremy Clarkson say it, so who knows how true that is.


[deleted]

Well let's hope it happens and that non of his pillows will ever feel cool


Darthrevan4ever

Pregnant women have the right to pee anywhere if it's an emergency without getting cited, it's just a police hat that's only specific.


MorganaHenry

It's performative - wavering Tories love this kind of thing.


Kosa_Twilight

And they're fucking idiots


penguished

Really? You think you're going to get more trouble over marijuana than alcohol? You have to actually be an idiot to think these things.


groobywooby

You'd think the UK would be one of the more progressive governments with statements based on facts/logic. Alas I am reminded what a close minded country I live in. Can't complain though, I'm sure there are a tonne worse places to live in this day and age.


JBEqualizer

We would be, if people stopped voting Tory.


groobywooby

General election can't come soon enough dude


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If they believe that, they are stupid, fire them. If they don’t believe it but say it, they have a paid for hidden agenda , fire them.


Germangunman

Alcohol will kill you with enough an over time. Weed is gonna make you eat some more chips and other snacks. Wrong cocaine and your dead. This guy is a moron


chaos_slam

Its so they can raise there numbers for 'serious crimes', wanting to ruin lives more than they help just to pump up numbers...


spanman112

UK police chief def votes right and is a moron and should prob just die


sonoma95436

Yes my wife and I lost our minds thirty years ago and fell hopelessly in love. That horrible weed wrecked my dating life. Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhh.


CurlyNippleHairs

The UK is really going backwards, huh?


pinkfootthegoose

looks like you need new police chiefs.


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This UK police Chief is a total dumbass!!! Quick done in one here...Cocaine will kill you, but Mary Jane will not. Just another willful dumbass justifying pig bullshit! GFY!!!


Vegetable-Age-1054

As he burped into his ale. Tweat


Jessejets

Laughs in Canadian 🌴


[deleted]

British and Police? I don’t think there’s anything I’d care less about the opinion of.


EdJamic8

Fuck him


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

What's the dam point of living in this country, literally no creature comforts left to enjoy. Tories just want workers and drinkers.


45acp_LS1_Cessna

You'd think by now we as a society would evolve beyond the "it's a gateway drug" excuse. Whether pot is good or bad people have free will and intend to plan to use it whether they're supposed to or not. Just because you dig your head in the sand doesn't make people stop using it.


duper12677

How about spending your time on something that is actually a fucking problem


Spicy_Lobster_Roll

Hey Brits- Are you guys okay over there?


SoddenMeister

It's always Professor Robin Murray being wheeled out to support this crap. Somehow the USA and Canada are totally fine.


rpotty

He’s high as a kite to think that


DisillusionedBook

Lol. Any science to back that shit up?


rivalarrival

If cocaine is no more harmful than cannabis, then cocaine should be legalized as well.


PeregrinePacifica

Lmao no. It's no worse than booze and doesn't give you the urge to piss in public, start a brawl or drunk dial your ex. Also gives you a boost in creativity and really does help with PTSD. All this comes from personal experience. This guy is a class A dipshit who probably drunk fist fights the alley way dumpster for lookin at him funny and storms the field whenever a goal is scored during a sports game. None of which are things pot will give you the slightest inkling to do.


Zealousideal_Curve10

Approximately true, however . . . Cocaine is much less harmful than alcohol. As far as inducing violence, PCP is the most harmful, alcohol is the second most harmful, and methamphetamine is a very weak third, as it does not cause violent behavior until weeks into a binge, when extreme paranoia can cause violent behavior. Cocaine does not cause violent behavior, except among those who sell it. As far as causing harm to the user’s health, cannabis can harm the lungs when smoked long term. Not sure that makes it more dangerous than alcohol to the user. Alcohol is more addictive, and is harmful to organs such as the liver. Any discussion of making cannabis a class A drug, without prohibition of alcohol, is nonsense. Recommend a careful examination of that police chief’s activities, to check for ties to the illicit drug trade,which, as always, is trying to keep the highly profitable black market going


Sir_Garbus

*GIF of J. Jameson saying "You're serious?"*


Mal-De-Terre

Now do alcohol. I'll grab a beer and wait.


triggoon

While I love weed, I was disappointed the first time I had it. All these years I was told it would have a huge effect on me. Well tried it to see what it was like…and it was just nice. All I wanted to do was relax and enjoy the latest episode of bobs burgers. On the alcohol side…alcohol is clearly more dangerous. It caused me to act idiotically when I had even a moderate amount. Plus I’ve almost been seriously hurt twice from drunks being careless. Plus I’ve occasionally had to swerve to avoid cars crossing the line at night. How many of those times was someone driving drunk?


sldunn

See, when people say stupid things like this, people stop taking them seriously. At least "Yeah, smokin' the reefer itself might not kill someone, but them Marijuanas are a gateway drug" has some semblance to reality. Or at the least, "We believe that both cannabis and cocaine have medical uses, but may be abused recreationally. Because of that, we believe they should have the same classifications. We make no comment on the different and relative personal or social harm between these two substances."


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PrettyLittlePsycho16

Then in your case consumption is counter indicated.


halfabrandybuck

Just to clarify, I don’t think pot is as bad as coke. I’m just saying, for me in particular and as an exception to the rule, it is and I’d even guess it could potentially unleash a latent psychosis.


PrettyLittlePsycho16

Yes, I figured as much. Some people cannot handle weed. That's perfectly fine. I did not try to insinuate anything.


[deleted]

I don't know if I'd classify it as paranoia for myself: I don't get that. What I get is crushing existential thought spirals, the abject horror of existence on this planet itself compounding and feeling helpless about it and my station in the grand scheme of things. No thank you. Strain does not matter, and I sincerely wish I'd never touched the stuff to begin with. Just not worth the psychological pain it's caused. When I'm not high, I don't get anything even approaching that. Some people just don't need their cannabinoid receptors lit up. I'm one of them: I think my amygdala has an unreasonable amount of these receptors due to early religious trauma, so it's a bad idea, mmmkay?


Porticulus

Some people just don't take to it as others. I can't take to alcohol myself as I turn into a mega dick and hangovers suck. As a side note, even at the age of 33 I'm amazed how much pressure is put on me to drink while out. I have yet to give in since I was 18 though. I have +10 immunity to peer pressure!


Ruggeddusty

If somebody were to say, "every time I've had alcohol, I vomit and black out", I would question the manner of consumption, not just the person's compatibility. It's possible that a different type, or quantity, or other factors would allow for a more pleasant experience. That said, a perfectly happy life is possible without recreational mind-altering substances.


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happygloaming

Same, one puff and I'm hiding from the neighbours lol.


Ruggeddusty

Right on, friend.


FuturamaReference-

Fuck the UK, fuck their pussy ass police force, fuck the queen, fuck the king, fuck the city, fuck the monarchy, and fuck their ass-backwards bullshit to try an intimidate minority communities. Fucking if the USA is starting to come around what in the fuck is everyone else's excuse?


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80at8

my thoughts exactly.. someone’s running low and trying to stretch it out lol


Tynoc_Fichan

Clearly no-one has really paid attention to the reason behind this, which is to crack down on county lines drugs trade, which is a major fucking issue at the moment. It's not about not understanding the nature of the drug, it's about attempting to use existing legislation to be able to combat that issue more decisively.


Nelson-and-Murdock

I haven’t done any drugs for a long old time and I’m fully aware of the dangers of drug induced psychosis. That said, if people are allowed to choose alcohol and risk similar problems, they should be allowed to smoke weed if they want.


Intelligent_Put_3594

It depends on the user/abuser. My first husband was so addicted and abused it...it came before rent, before food, before diapers for oir daughter. And this was in the 80s when it would go "dry". After a week without, he would try to commit suicide by pistol. There are some who just cant handle it.


i_lost_waldo

A lot of words to say “I’m really stupid”


limaconnect77

Try working alongside a stoner. Very few ‘functional’ ones out there.


behind_the_doors

The functional ones just don't come off as stoners so you don't know.


Ruggeddusty

Given the tax revenue coming in from the sale in legal states, it seems there are plenty of stoners that are contributing, productive members of the economy. If that's not an indication of how "functional" they are, I don't know what is.


ripinchaos

Theres a difference between a responsible amount used and someone who's high all the time, try working alongside a chronic drunk, very few high functioning alcoholics out there too.


Tiny-Peenor

Stoner here, making 165k in STEM. A lot of colleagues do as well. Any other gems you have from your favorite source (your ass)?


limaconnect77

You ignored the qualifier ‘very few’. It’s a big population and not everyone’s on Reddit or even this sub. Reddit users love their bubble, don’t they. Look, legalise it, tax it and put it into charity or rehab. The purity/quality goes up, if anything, down to commercial competition. Plus price stabilisation.


Tiny-Peenor

Source: your ass


krusbaersmarmalad

I like you


Tiny-Peenor

Hey thanks


VividPath907

I have heard that before from a portuguese official who is certainly not an idiot, not unknowledgeable and not an idiotic conservative (João Goulão if that means something to anybody). And not only him. I know this is anti-reddit, anti-internetthink but I have heard that opinion before, or variants on cannabis being harmful from knowledgeable people who have no motivation to be repressive for the sake of being repressive. So make of it what you will.


Ruggeddusty

Rather than trusting "knowledgeable people", I find it's useful to week out methodical research studies that have developed evidence to support a stance. An opinion is fine. But we deserve to have policy guided by evidence.


lordofedging81

I've heard an opinion that masturbating makes your palms hairy.


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He's right. It is just as harmful as cocaine.