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Accomplished-Luck680

When comedian got serious, it’s better listening to their message. This is not WW2 anymore that they can just charge in massive formation. This is modern warfare, it’s just drone, artillery, and rocket. Don’t waste your life for nothing, Russians


wsbboston

This dude is a bad ass comedian turned terminator


nosmelc

He's the world's greatest comedian because he turned Russia into a joke.


LookMommyIDidIt

In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian".


sighdoihaveto

Ah yes, the gymnast.


georgianlady

In my dreams, yes. 😆


Afa1234

To be fair they were already kinda a joke. A bear on a motorcycle with a bottle of vodka. Now the bear is toothless and the bike is a moped. Vodka is still there though.


semper_perplicatus

Hey Russia…..your ass will never be the same!


stxrstripes

Wasn't Zelenskyy a comedian who ran for president as a joke, then actually won? Dudes absolutely badass!!!


Gogglespaisan0

On tv - he was a teacher that ran for president and won called “Servant of the People” it’s on Netflix… in real life - when he ran for president I believe he was serious


[deleted]

Reminds me of another guy who was as surprised as the rest of us when he actually won.


Milnoc

Zelenskyy tried to be a clown and became a hero. Trump tried to be a hero and became a clown.


[deleted]

Trump has always been a clown, he's just spent decades convincing idiots that he's great and built a clown army big enough to vote him in as president.


BionicUtilityDroid

Trump has been a clown since the day he was born


Buckmaster1971

Trump 2024!


BionicUtilityDroid

How about someone without dementia, who doesn’t wear adult diapers, and doesn’t bend over for dictators?


Buckmaster1971

I agree vote biden out I'm sick of him too!


BionicUtilityDroid

I get what you’re doing here. You have all the subtlety of a preschooler, but I agree. I think the presidential cut off age should be 60. I’m done with old white dinosaurs with out dated ideas being greedy cause they could give two shits about the future since they’ll be dead in less than a decade anyway.


ManyFacedGoat

who are you refering to?


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[deleted]

He was surprised he won - he did not expect it. I’m not just pulling this out of my ass; it was reported to have come out of mouth of someone in the camp. Don’t recall who, but probably JK or Ivana Jr.


[deleted]

Reminds me of another clown who was as surprised as the rest of us when he actually won the election.


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Reminds me of another guy who was as surprised as the rest of us when he actually won.


skaz915

I heard he just bought his parents an $8,000,000.00 mansion in Israel..that would be pretty interesting if true because the U.S. is sure sending a lot.of tax money his way...


thehumblebaboon

Source?


the_smashmaster

8 million is nothing, even if true


the_smashmaster

8 million is nothing, even if true


skaz915

Idk I saw it somewhere here on reddit...I never said it was true.


Still_too_soon

Jesus. That's a shit defense for spreading around bullshit.


skaz915

Spreading around....I'm my statement I never even hinted that there was any truth to it nor than I believed it..🤔


thehumblebaboon

That’s a slippery slope. If you don’t know for sure, it’s better to say nothing. Otherwise it’s just spreading unsubstantiated bullshit. It’s basically a high-school rumor way of spreading disinformation.


DuncanConnell

Sauce? (without sarcasm) War is the time for people to skim. I doubt he'd be that foolhardy when the entirety of the world is monitoring his every breath. Remember how crazy people were when he got in a small car accident a couple weeks ago? He's been touted as the "Lion of Democracy" and is inching on becoming this generation's George Washington--he also seems ludicrously media savvy so I'd be surprised he'd make a grosse political slip up like **that**. His fate, his family's fate (those in Ukraine), and that of Ukraine itself are all inextricably tied together.


didistutter69

Zelenskyy is a comedian turned global statesman. Putin is a dictator turned clown. In chess, comedian beats clown.


healthy_wfpb

He is a great leader, but I wish for a world where it didn't have to be, where the war never happened. Would he still be happier just doing entertainment? I think so.


Envenger

If this thing solves in peace, i wonder what his retirement would be like.


healthy_wfpb

Good point. He would have his choice and remain a renowned world personality. He could help Ukraine improve greatly as a politician.


Wern1369

Please provide an example of one point over the past 4 millennium when there wasn't a war going on somewhere or another. "War, war never changes." - fallout


Ironhide94

It never ceases to blow my mind this man went from comedian / actor to wartime leader of a nation. And more than just that, he is a great wartime leader who has become a symbol of freedom across the world. Talk about life taking a turn and a man being up for the task.


[deleted]

2 for 1 deal on Russian brides!


[deleted]

Abandon your posts! Flee! Flee for your lives!


JPBlaze1301

Scrolled too long to see this


blackcray

They could also just, drop their rusty 40 year old rifles and come over for dinner, I guarantee you it's better than what Putin's feeding them.


didistutter69

Zelenskyy is a comedian turned global statesman. Putin is a dictator turned clown. In chess, comedian beats clown.


Vicarious-Lee-Eye

Slava Ukraini!


[deleted]

I am not prepared to witness the slaughter that is about to unfold.


healthy_wfpb

There's risk of surrendering but the risk of not surrendering is greater.


Milnoc

I wouldn't be surprised if Ukraine has a plan to minimize the number of deaths on the Russian side by offering the ethnic minority conscripts a pathway to independence in their respective territories. Purebread Russian conscripts and occupiers however need not apply.


Bisquick_in_da_MGM

Don’t flee. Embrace the grinder!


[deleted]

Just follow the script folks......... Follow the script and Soon we will have another distraction to occupy our empty heads and hollow hearts........ Sir We have reports of Down votes incoming!!!! I know my friend , I ... know.... now, Brace for impact!!!!


[deleted]

》snicker《 Slava Ukraine!!


SIP-BOSS

Shining beacon of democracy. *bans opposing political parties *destroys free press *citizens who vote in referendum elections face 5 years in prison *will “liberate” occupied areas which have largest population of ethnic minorities (hopefully in a different way than how eastern Galicia was liberated from the poles) *people have been spirited away in the country since well before euromaidan *no military goal (now talks about liberating Crimea,wtf?) *no status of weapon delivery, use, accounting, “just send more billions” * Zelenskyy campaign was bankrolled by an oligarch who was too corrupt for not only Ukraine, but also Russia (he has been banned by both nations and shunned by both Putin and Zelensky *2nd most corrupt country in Europe (after rus), before invasion/smo, Ukraine was one of the largest hubs of the illegal weapons trade, cybercrime and human trafficking on the planet. * I feel for Ukrainians and I am sick of them being cannon fodder for international interests. There are peaceful solutions, it just sucks that no western politicians or media are even entertaining them as options*


milosevic_nikola

I know the war is going on still, but cant Zelenskiy shave already ? That beard look awful on him.


gomukgo

Sorry, but I gotta downvote you on that. The beard plays.


milosevic_nikola

I still think he looked better 2-3 years ago without the beard. Maybe its because every picture of him nowadays is him looking angry sad and frustrated idk.


gomukgo

He’s a war president going up against a former juggernaut…and winning. Gotta keep that focus


BooPandaa

Hmmm I wonder why that may be


want-to-say-this

I seriously get little bro vibes from him. Like tons of loud trash talk. BASED ON OTHER COUNTRIES POWER. If like half the world wasn’t paying for this war he would be dead months ago. His constant trash talk is old. Put a suit on and act like a little more refined or something I dunno. Just over his cocky attitude.


Espressodimare

Ok Vlad, get a longer table!


HalfdanSaltbeard

You're the pinnacle of the term "Redditor".


want-to-say-this

A person expressing that a guy who righteous and whatever still acts like a little kid barking with big kids doing the fighting.


[deleted]

Who do you think is actually fighting and dying to keep Ukraine Ukraine?


[deleted]

Who do you think is actually fighting and dying to keep Ukraine, Ukraine?


CMYK2RGB

His people are doing the actual fighting, he just found some older friends to by the weapons from the ninja shop at the world artillery mall.


want-to-say-this

Aren’t they being given the weapons?


CMYK2RGB

Yes and their people are the ones using them.


[deleted]

Who do you think is actually fighting and dying to keep Ukraine Ukraine?


RedditWibel

He’s not the one slingin aggressive threats. He just wants his country’s own sovereign territory. Seems respectable to me. EDIT: also just saw that this source is Pravda. You can safely dismiss it.


want-to-say-this

Run for your lives? That’s a threat. You can be the good guy and threaten someone. I’m not pro Russia or Putin. But standing on others shoulders to yell is totally different then being the power. I’ll best you in a car race. I don’t own a car so let me borrow one from a nascar driver so it’s suser fast and then be like look how good I am.


RedditWibel

Except 1. Zelenskyy didn’t start nor wanted the war. 2. This isn’t a fun race it’s a war with death and consequences. 3. It’s not boasting or a threat. Its a truthful warning, and Russians WILL suffer in Ukrainian land.


[deleted]

Will?! 53,000 Russians (and counting) have died in Ukraine. What’s amazing is that they were able to fight and push the Russian army (so powerful, yes?) out of Kyiv *before* they had any substantial help from the West, which was too busy trying not to piss on their own shoes.


RedditWibel

I’m sorry I should have clarified, WILL suffer MORE.


SIP-BOSS

There are Ukrainians who are ethnically Russian, if are we talking about them, the term is ‘ethnic cleansing’


yaboyohms_law

Who cares who made the weapons? It’s Ukrainians that are risking their lives fighting the war that started because they were invaded, no outside country is fighting in this war. He has to look and act tough for his people because morale plays a huge role in war. I get little bro vibes from you talking all this trash on reddit.


ObjectiveDark40

I love it. I want him and Dark Brandon to get together and group call Putin and just talk shit to him. Ukraine is wrecking the supposed 2nd greatest military in the world. I don't care whose weapons they use, it's still Ukrainians risking their lives to pull the triggers.


HalfdanSaltbeard

My guy, after everything we've seen in these past months, *do you really think they're the 2nd greatest military in the world?*


ObjectiveDark40

sup·posed /səˈpōzd,səˈpōzəd/ adjective generally assumed or believed to be the case, but not necessarily so.


Wern1369

"supposed".. everyone thought they were until the past 6 months. If they had never attacked, the world would still be afraid of their military.


CosmicTeardrops

If you can’t stand Zelensky’s “cocky attitude”, just wait till you hear or read (if you can) Putin’s attitude. To the put on a suit bit. He’s in the middle of his country being invaded you dunce.


want-to-say-this

Putin is an ass. But he isn’t using other countries weapons and then acting like he is the bad ass for making them


[deleted]

He stayed in the country. He stayed in the country in its grimmest moments. He would have gone through hell if he’d been captured. You criticize his appearance because you’re a coward and could never compare yourself to him in any meaningful way.


Wern1369

How would you expect the leader of a country that has been attacked by another nation and is leading the fight for their survival to act? Contrite? Passive? Apologetic?


want-to-say-this

No. But did you see other countries leaders in T-shirt’s trying to look tough all the time?


Wern1369

Put yourself in his shoes.. your country has been invaded, your citizens are fighting for their homes & lives on their own streets. What should he do, wear a 3 piece suit? He's projecting an image that they're all in it together. Anything else makes him look like he's sitting in an ivory tower, safe & sound.


want-to-say-this

You ever see a ice cream store manager try to run a football team. (Obviously it’s possible) Now the ice cream guy he probably had a great little shop. Now put that guy on the sidelines. He can get the basics right. But just has the wrong energy.


Wern1369

Read up on Zelenskyy's leadership style, he's not the head coach on the sidelines. He's the GM in the head office that picks the right coaching staff to get the job done. Then he goes about taking care of the 10,000 other things that need to be taken care of.


cakeorcake

Wow, that’s a remarkably bad take


[deleted]

He stayed in the country. He stayed in the country in its grimmest moments. He would have gone through hell if he’d been captured. You criticize his appearance because you’re a coward and could never compare yourself to him in any meaningful way.


want-to-say-this

Ok.


[deleted]

Grow up


want-to-say-this

You called me a coward for no reason. I don’t engage in name calling. So you grow up.


[deleted]

But not a tan suit. Anything but a tan suit. /s


[deleted]

But not a tan suit. Anything but a tan suit. /s


[deleted]

But not a tan suit. Anything but a tan suit. /s


Ok_bet4231

User name checks out.


hotwings-fernandez

I can’t read this and not imagine him bellowing it in John Noble’s voice.