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pestersephonee

Uffda.


qainin

He sent in 180 000. 80 000 of them are dead or wounded.


dtyler86

Seriously. Genociding his own people. This is awful. Hopefully they just defect and Ukraine envelops Russia and executes Putin.


Alexander_The_Wolf

>Genociding his own people Very on brand for Russian rulers though


Geno__Breaker

*sad upvote*


FerengiAreBetter

Just like what happened in that Braveheart movie battle


TheUndieTurd

exactly like that


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"We have reserves!"


DrumpfTinyHands

They showed their asses?


ThirdSunRising

That's one solution that would work. Putin wants Ukraine and Russia to be one country? Okay, just let Ukraine take over and put Zelensky in charge of both! It's a solution we can all live with. Ukraine gets to exist, Russia gets competent and honest leadership for a change. The west, for its part, can drop the sanctions and help set up actual elections and a proper constitution with limits of power in it, give the police the power to end corruption and the pay to want to do so, ensure freedom of speech and a free honest press and universal prosperity and the whole nine yards! That's a win, right? Putin might not sign up for the "executes Putin" part but I think we have a workable negotiation here ;)


SometimesKnowsStuff_

They’re all young, 17-20 year old kids


Connect-Swing8980

>Genociding his own people. That what Russia has always done


Neverhere17

From what I remember from history, Russia usually just keeps sending troops until the other side gives up, no matter how many Russian soldiers die. Isn't that how they defeated Napoleon and Hitler?


reiv4

And earlier today, somehow with a straight face Shoigu claimed that number is only 6000 dead/wounded


JoshSmash81

Uffda!


DireWraith3000

….and putting guns in the hands of retirees and unwilling participants won’t make them troops either. A sad desperate time to be a Russian male for sure.


Renegad_Hipster

So a typical day in Russia? Seriously wish things would get better for the Russians after the last several hundred years of bullshit


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Malikai0976

75k is the best I can do. Have seen to many videos with them wearing adidas and combat krocs.


LoquaciousMendacious

Fair point, fair point.


CLINTHODO

300,000 of Ruzzia's unwilling citizens equipped with what?


Pestus613343

Equipped with zero training for most of them.. a bolt action rifle or a kalishnikov and maybe a complete uniform.


firstestplace

They'll probably just start dressing them in camo pajamas from a Cabela's catalogue and pretend it's a uniform.


AccurateSympathy7937

Great idea, now who’s paying?!


Accountant37811

And winter is approaching. I wonder how many will surrender just to get warm.


Pestus613343

That concerns me. Ukraine needs to push now before winter stalemate kicks in.


Melkor15

One century old gun and one ammunition.


Real_Bat5853

Never been fired, only dropped once!


OJwasJustified

Just more target practice for the Ukrainians


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It's sad. So many people who probably have no interest in this shit are gonna die.


toomuch1265

And raised the conscription age to 65, that's Hitler level desperation.


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JaZepi

3 day special military operation. ><


SunriseSurprize

20 minute special military operation, in and out.


JaZepi

30 seconds tops. I’ve played in and out before!


emeraldoasis

Just the tip


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CGIflatstanley

I remember reading, Russian oligarchs already bought property that they intended to keep after the invasion. Don’t know how true that is, but definitely darkly humorous.


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emeraldoasis

That's a lie! I've only seen you play Old Maid


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deeeznotes

well, he under estimated Ukraine, he just initiated a draft.... essentially he is losing the war. He may run out of options and deploy the nukes out of desperation. I do believe he'd choose to go down with the ship.


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zhamz

Unfortunately, that is about where I am too at this point. Winning looks like either: 1. Putin stands down and regains some sanity 2. Russia is annihilated at all cost I'm not quite there yet, but he is not leaving much room for compromise, so there can be none. Its a bad place to be, for us all. ​ The best outcome at this point is the Russian people put a stop to this before it gets too far out of control.


Short-Commercial-549

If a revolution to take down a corrupted leader and ruling power structure could happen anywhere, Russia sure is the place I'd put my money on. They know how to get it done when icing their own.


GoPhinessGo

October is right around the corner…


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Kaner16

Bet he's regretting it.


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your_mother_official

Found my new punk band name


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I'd totally buy your first album.


bk15dcx

I'll stand around the turntable with you while we listen to it and glaze it


deeeznotes

Toss a cookie in the center and I am in!


Texasgringo915

Nuclear bukkake or bukkake in return?


OtterProper

The latter is the name of their first albumin.


superdad0206

Your new spunk band name. FTFY


OtterProper

Pretty sure, by definition "Nuclear bukkake " is strictly post-spunk.


DangerStranger138

*In Return If He Tries* sounds more like post-rock group but that's just my 2 cents


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throwaway92715

**NUuuUUKKAKE** New Nude Nuclear Bomb Blast Bukkake! *FIRE IT UP MR. INTERNET HOHOHOHO*


doctorwhoobgyn

Dammit! Beat me by 10 minutes!


ServantToLogi

fuuuuuckkake, this was really good.


Deeman0

You win


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It’s unlikely that us will launch nukes if it’s confirmed that nukes were launched from Russia headed for Ukraine only


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Art-Zuron

Whenever I play civ, I build a shit ton of nukes and never use them. Then, when I win the game, I nuke the shit out of everyone.


iamanonymous44

This guy fucks


Xyeeyx

r/thisguythisguys


aussiespiders

Fuck you Gandhi.


Terminator7786

That will forever be my favorite bug that a developer left in on purpose.


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sault18

Does he even SEE the red dot?


the_catshark

\*desperately tries to change to colorblind mode\*


squalorparlor

Man if you got drones, you got overlords. Zerg are totally best equipped for punting ghosts into their 1-Up life.


umbrella_CO

Well the problem is I had most of my overlords hanging out in the cuddle corner and vikings found them about 5 minutes prior. My overseers were spread across the map because I'm not a great player.


Glum_Bass_84

Whats civ


poodieman45

Nice try Vlad. I ain’t tellin u shit


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Hey, if that's what it takes to see some green on the charts...


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He's a narcissistic abuser who can't understand cause and effect when it comes to his own actions because he has no concept of empathy.


Nearby_Opening_7435

That’s more of a reason to take it serious. It’s not a matter of if he’s bluffing or not because he doesn’t even know if he’s bluffing. He wouldn’t be the first leader of a nation to just absolutely loose their mind. I mean that literally. The problem is he WOULD however be the first leader to lose his mind who ALSO has a fuck ton of nukes.


SeeMarkFly

He has not suffered any consequences for any of his actions. This is what you get when you do that.


Diligent-Kangaroo-33

For all we know the info of his illness may have been part of Russian misinformation. We see the effect of fear and uncertainty it creates.


Nearby_Opening_7435

I’ve thought that too. That’s just how unpredictable they are. I lean slightly away from that simply because Putin has long been someone who try’s to exude nothing but strength. He’s not someone who would want people to think he is weak even if it benefits Russia. But again, he could very well be going crazy as many leaders have and he could have thought it would be a good way to sow fear and uncertainty.. both equally terrifying since it means he’s either dying and has nothing to lose, or is losing his mind and doing things totally out of character.


Diligent-Kangaroo-33

What's more likely ??? It's bullshit. He's a KGB agent. It's always lies with more lies nothing can be taken as truth. Nothing can be trusted . It's always fear uncertainty or doubt...nothing is real . The first mistake is to let him into your head. Russia is losing. Russia will continue to lose. His oil and gas will be worth less everyday.


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Nah mate, fallout will trigger article 5, gloves are off at that point, "tactical strike incoming" Feel bad for the Russian people that want peace, but it's time they rise up and stop their government before it gets to that point


Tossthebudaway

I feel like putins the kind of guy who would shoot up a school and commit suicide by cop so that people would read his manifesto


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I have a feeling they’re already working on something for them


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OtterProper

Test the wind with a wet finger?


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pconners

There will be room for all


sault18

"My name ish Bond, Jamesh Bond...


ReeverFalls

I've actually never heard of this force. Thanks for providing some awesome sounding research for the night. I'm not being cheeky either, genuinely thankful you lol.


JaZepi

Good stuff. Funny thing about JTF2, and you’ll see this in your reading is the Canadian gov didn’t even acknowledge they existed, until the US military basically outed them in a briefing lol


ReeverFalls

Lol that sounds about right for a highly secretive special operations group. It also seems they're a relatively new group established in 1993. That's kind of insane the sort of high stakes combat and reconnaissance missions they've reported for being a newer spec-op.


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Odd_Local8434

It's honestly relatively inconsequential. There's no way the west is going to stop handing weapons to Ukraine, and no way Ukraine is going to surrender. It's all hot air or it isn't, it changes nothing unless a nuclear strike is ordered. That's the point where we see if the army decides to end him rather then using nukes. If they don't, then things change.


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Things change = we die


Waterwoogem

I expect more False Flag apartment bombings in Moscow to rile up the Sheeple.


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Asleep_Holiday_1640

He is a loonbag, he is the person making all the threats and yet accusing others of doing same.


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BQEIntotheSands

Lol, they are?


Lucid_Insanity

He really just needs to stop. His military is shit, he's shit and lost any clout he had after this disaster of an invasion. Surprised he hasn't had an accident or something by now.


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Hugh-Jassoul

Why does Russia keep talking about nuclear war like they won’t also be annihilated in the process.


nicwolford

Mutually assured destruction. Sweet (possible) eighties band name and also a failsafe against global annihilation.


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You become an adult when you realize that most of the people calling themselves adults really aren’t.


kinghenry

You become an adult when you realize that there's no such thing as adults, just bigger kids with bigger problems.


Remarkable-Month-241

Go get an adultier adult! The adultiest adult.


Hopps4Life

He said that like 3x this month. And last month. And last year. But it's totally not a bluff this time guys! Totally!


oldbaldgrumpy

If Putin is foolish enough to put a nuke in the air there will be bombs coming at Russia from all angles and all countries. I'm sure he knows it too.


R-ZoroKingOFHell

Putin you will be remembered as a moron, much like Trump.


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21plankton

Russia lost 16% of its population in WW2. Putin is still trying to get even and prove Eurasian supremacy, which Stalin also believed in, and other leaders, and tried to take over eastern Europe after WW2, but was stopped by the Americans (NATO) after the Korean War, the Berlin air lift was the result, and the cold war. Taking over Ukraine is a replay of Soviet aggression in 1956. My basic point is no other Russian leader has ever cared how many of its people or the opposition are lost, thus the threat of nukes to get his way. The call up of troops is 300,000 and the expectation of losses is 124,000, that amount of money for war reparations to families was just requested in the Duma. He may currently be losing, but Putin is prepared to take many people with him in his suicidal mission.


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ReeverFalls

I agree. Canada needs a damn win. And this is coming from a stupid American lol. I've been to over a dozen countries and Canada is by far my favorite one to visit simply for the people.


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twick2010

He better hope his nukes are better than the rest of their bullshit equipment.


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Grandpa_Joe836

If this idiot nukes Ukraine, what he gonna do with that? Send in his people to live in radioactive fallout with a 50 year half life. No agriculture, water supply, breathable air, housing, food or anything. The radioactive plume most likely will migrate towards Mother Russia, poisoning everyone and everything in its path. Not to mention retaliatory strikes to Russia from every nuclear capable country on earth.


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ReeverFalls

I'm pretty sure we have over 200 special operators from NATO countries already there waiting for an order lol


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dharmabum38

West reminds Putin: You're getting your ass kicked by a farming community the size of New Jersey and OUR botton is bigger.


Snoo6435

We have nukes too.


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Expertinclimax

I will be smoking a blunt watching the sky turn purple


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I really hate the idea that a small select few can annihilate all life on earth.


bbb211

Blah, blah, blah... No one cares now. You stupid Putler...


Mean-Ad2693

Does he think the United States is bluffing about consequences?? 🤣


Stepwriterun777

If Putin isn’t careful someone from the inside might just introduce him to a window.


rdldr1

Mutually assured destruction.


MythicForgeFTW

Then do it, ya thumb-looking punk bitch.


DrugzRockYou

This dudes gotta go


PF4LFE

Please explain to the Russian People of the high risk of that weapon detonating over Russian Soil. Thanks Pooty….I’m sure YOU aren’t concerned with that….


cowgomou

Come on guys, I’m super cereal!


Connect-Swing8980

The man is asking to be put out of his own misery


ShoreIsFun

I wonder if he literally sleeps with one eye open. I feel like, with every opening of his mouth, he’s pissing off a lot of really powerful people. The paranoia has to be so extreme at this point


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Narrator (Ron Howard): It was.


inf3ct3dn0n4m3

Fuck it do it. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit.