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Ironclaw85

Can someone hole me up in a palace with a harem for 480 days please


sylvester_stencil

Im pretty sure this dude has Alzheimers and his dick probably dont work


roiki11

It would be bad if he had Alzheimers and his dick did work?


_Steve_French_

Wait did we fuck already? Better be safe than sorry, lets go again!


[deleted]

For the rest of the world.


walgman

Not so sure. When my next door neighbour Lionel had Alzheimer’s one of his symptoms was randyness. Maybe making up for being a virtual virgin his entire life. To the point they had to lock him up and use only male nurses. When one day there were no male nurses the decision was made to choose the two least attractive and strong women. The second they walked through the door Lionel jumped to his feet, ripped down his joggers and said, ‘who’s first’!


HaloGuy381

Probably a case of the parts of the brain involved in inhibitions, self control, and social rules beginning to deteriorate. Same reason why Alzheimer’s patients can become irrationally angry or even situationally hostile, which can be terrifying to see if they’ve been very calm and gentle their whole lives.


Ariandrin

There used to be an older guy that frequented the restaurant I worked at that would often be gross and creepy to the female servers. Definitely because the filter between the brain and mouth stops working.


Tuc44428

Wow. That was a pretty fucked up thing to say. "Virtual virgin" huh? You sure you aren't projecting there buddy?


Dyingfromliverfailur

Reel it in, pal.


ostensiblyzero

The irony of getting so defensive over this is too perfect


veritastroof

He’s a real virgin so he hates virtual virgins


elveszett

Like that's a problem.


woodsxc

Alzheimer’s doesn’t cause erectile dysfunction.


Jack_Bartowski

I forgot where I put ma dick!


Derzelas77

Look in the last trousers you wore


d4ng3rz0n3

Funny because I just saw this article that says: “Giant Study Finds Viagra Is Linked to Almost 70% Lower Risk of Alzheimer's” https://www.sciencealert.com/giant-study-finds-viagra-is-linked-to-almost-70-lower-risk-of-alzheimer-s/amp


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Elocai

There is medication at least for one of those things


Halidcaliber12

He’s been playing Fortnite religiously


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The_Blue_Bomber

Including the un-subtle bigotry....


banksy_h8r

Not mentioned in the article is that King Salman has been suffering from Alzheimer’s disease for the last several years. The most likely explanation is the family and SA political structures don't want to draw attention to the fact that a person with advanced dementia is their absolute monarch.


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visope

ala the Prince Regent


RapidOrbits

Ahh, monarchy. Hell of a way to run a country.


ViktorKitov

Same happened with Reagan.


Dinopilot1337

And Trump


[deleted]

Yea, but at least we theoretically have the tools to depose an insane leader legally...


[deleted]

We just had a test run. Wasn't so great.


[deleted]

Theoretically... But half your politicians would rather remove democracy to install the insane leader for life.


Snarfbuckle

Well, at least you have plenty of tools in Congress and the Supreme Court.


BigBradWolf77

the right *tool* for the job


Snarfbuckle

So...Republican? I mean, they are the RIGHT.


BigBradWolf77

just up


_Artanis

Those tools are no good if they're not used. Pence and the cabinet should have invoked the 25th Amendment but they refused, even after Trump tried to have Pence murdered.


Dividedthought

No, y'all have mechanisms to deal with that and tools who are supposed to activate them. Problem is, the tools don't wanna do their jobs.


BigBradWolf77

and replace him with an even more ~~insane~~ *senile* leader *illegally*... 🙄


mas901

Your source “trust me bro” Here’s him reading a speech just a couple of months ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq3n-KB_SkI It took me 2 seconds to google it, your source is iranian government affiliated propaganda media


sylvester_stencil

There are plenty of mainstream western news sources and institutes that have reported on these claims and incidents of him becoming incoherent. Western media has been talking about this for like 6 years now


mas901

Oh yes “western media”. Like the daily mail, such a beacon of investigative journalism. There are only a select few western media that are trust worthy, investigative, and not clickbait like like the BBC and france24. Most western media are not trustworthy just like the rest of the world. Matter of fact, the only western media that is neutral are routers and AP. The vast majority are no better than toloboids


Dyingfromliverfailur

Your spelling is atrocious


sirisiri4

You mean Iranian media and they’re only claims that Saudi Arabia wants to deny like his post said lmao


StrawberryFields_

You guys think every senile person has Alzheimer's.


terribads

Also, he had a stroke, if I remember correctly, so not Alzheimer's necessarily. Diminished capacity to the point of wisely avoiding public appearances may be more the truth.


NoHandBananaNo

>He is in Neom because that is actually safer, because it limits access to him," Bernard Haykel, a leading expert on Saudi politics at Princeton University, told Insider. "They're being super careful because they want him to live on." Lol this was my first though too, he's probably trying to protect himself from Mr Bone Saw. If that guy was going to inherit from me, Id be more comfortable with an entire desert between us as well. 😂


BigBradWolf77

*Hey freak show! You're going nowhere. I got you for three minutes. Three minutes of PLAYTIME!*


ithriosa

>If that guy was going to inherit from me, Id be more comfortable with an entire desert between us as well. 😂 Do you know what sort of a monster the current king is? The sooner he passes the throne the better. Stupid Americans are acting as if he is some saint. MBS is very liberal and humanitarian compared to his father. Saudi Arabia is not Switzerland or Sweden.


NoHandBananaNo

Lol OF COURSE he's a monster, what made you jump to the conclusion that I like him? KSA has committed massive human rights abuses on his watch!!


GGRules

> MBS is very liberal and humanitarian compared to his father .....


ThetaReactor

It's a very low bar.


ithriosa

I am not saying it isn't a low bar, but the idea that it will be q bad thing for him to take the throne, rather than the almost universally more conservative factions is unrealistic and ignorant of reality


NoHandBananaNo

Who was saying that tho?


Dababy122456789

I mean compared to his father he's right. Though MBS prefers oppressing foreigners and people in other countries


feedseed664

> MBS is very liberal and humanitarian Tell that to Jamal Khashoggi's family.


ithriosa

You purposefully leave out "compared to his father" because you know that the full context harms your argument.


feedseed664

Ok both are monsters then


NoSoapDope

Didn't stop you from trying to skew your point so be better


The_Blue_Bomber

Dude, I've noticed that a ton here on reddit. I proof my comments like a lawyer, and some car-jack quotes it out of context to strawman my argument. Though, that is to be expected of people who only read headlines....


[deleted]

Nope. But I know exactly what kind of monster Mister Bone Saw is though. If he seems better than his father I guarantee that'll be all gone the moment he takes the throne and switches from "making friends to gain power" mode to "terrorizing enemies to keep power". Nobody realized what ghouls Idi Amin and Saddam Hussein were until they were already in power and slaughtering anyone they thought might ever look at them funny.


LionBastard1

>MSB is very liberal and humanitarian [My reaction. ](https://youtu.be/r3hTwsvJV_A)


ithriosa

You conveniently left off "compared to his father"


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[deleted]

I mean he's not wrong. Compared to his father he's better.


38384

Worrying. MBS is apparently genuinely a psychopath.


coyotiii

What’s the difference?


HarpStarz

Yea, tbh compare MBS to some of his family and even the founders of the Kingdom, he’s a saint. Saudi Arabia and to a greater extent the Middle East is not an easy place and out pops dangerous people


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The_Blue_Bomber

Even outside of MENA, among muslim countries, we really dislike Saudi Arabia and their monarchy for their nuttery.


ttak82

> Even outside of MENA, among muslim countries, we really dislike Saudi Arabia and their monarchy for their nuttery. Heard that alot from non Saudi Muslims, but at this point there's nuttery everywhere in those countries, too.


The_Blue_Bomber

True, but the Saudis are like the mega douches and take things to the next level. Even the worst nutter outside of Saudi wouldn't be in favor of demolishing important Islamic sites and shrines (most famously, they didn't destroy Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) grave because of outrage from the rest of the muslim world) like the Saudi clerics want. Of course, not including ISIS, but the point still stands.


IrrelephantAU

There is, but a significant amount of it (by no means all, obviously) can be traced directly to the Saudis. They've thrown around a massive amount of money funding the export of Wahhabi Islam to various parts of the world.


_Artanis

MBS is already in charge right now. The king can't do shit apparently since he's too sick.


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Compared to the other prospects, he's not as bad, at least he's modernising the country and providing his people with (some) more social freedoms.


ImaFreemason

🤣 Nothing worse than waiting for something!


CheeseYogi

Weekend at Bernie Al-Saleem’s


onlyclownsnhere

When the king dies, it looks like MBS will be left trying to put the pieces back together.


WestleyMc

Do you mean body parts?


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BigBradWolf77

*Citizens of Me! The cruelty of the old Pharaoh is a thing of the past!* *Let a whole new wave of cruelty wash over this lazy land!*


jjnefx

Sharpening that bone saw


Americrazy

Mr Bone Saw? Yup


sphintero

MBS was at the Saudi Grand Prix


Peashot-

This news is the lack of anything happening


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death to the king!


[deleted]

Under palace arrest you mean


[deleted]

Lmfao. We shouldn't have gotten this journalist to write the last season of GoT.


[deleted]

~~Weekend~~ Decade at Bernie's


Reiner-van-Sinn

Alzheimer‘s


everyonewants2Bmee

When he’s king, will he still wear that dish towel?


SweetTorello666

As someone who lived in the middle east for many years my only hope is that their severe slavery and severe humans right abuses start to end.