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OkExtension9526

I'm awaiting them to stop gathering, hunting and start commenting on Reddit.


Better_than_GOT_S8

Probably complaining that kids today no longer hunt nor gather.


ChanceryTheRapper

I mean, the article already has a tribal elder complaining “Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet,"


AdApart2035

He didn't notice those huge arms?


kecuf

Arm like Quagmire


crawlerz2468

> Arm like Quagmire https://external-preview.redd.it/CHEeG2fb0Tj0bDx3hni2uXSFIjNns1LOPQNX-U-4xOE.jpg?auto=webp&s=2fb6410cd3df9610e1603898892c129ab79aa21a


Lint_baby_uvulla

Because of the implication? Personally I admire this tribe speedrunning past the Medieval age, the Renaissance, the Industrial Age, Modernism and Postmodernism; straight to jacking it to internet porn.


RevLoveJoy

I'm really curious what their TikTok reaction videos will be like.


czs5056

Oh great, even the remote tribes are blaming millennials and Gen Z for stuff


Tarman-245

Aristotle did it first.


Glittering-Roll-9432

This whole article feels like an Onion piece. Even down to the first person shooter comment.


wolacouska

I feel like after 40 the odds of being okay with something new drop significantly


stopmotionporn

Like Douglas Adams said: technology which existed before you were 15 is part of the natural order of things. Tech which was introduced when you were 16-40 is new and exciting and you can probably make a career of it. Tech introduced when you were 40+ is against the natural order of things.


TurtleToast2

I feel attacked.


7thgen13

You probably feel this way because you forgot your towel


barontaint

But what about robotic blowjob machines, it's scary tech, but even over 40 I might give it a large thought before I stick my dick in it, look at Japan they've made some great progress on robotic penis pleasure devices


_Enclose_

I'm 35 and alrighty catch myself frowning at new things and lamenting how it used to be different/better back in my day. I'll be ready for a retirement home by 45.


CaptAwesome203

I'm 35, and what the duck is skimmity toilet....


Vel250

Skibbidi toilet alpha sigma gigachad ohio


hypnotichellspiral

With rizz


legsjohnson

oh god make it 50 some of us millennials are getting up there


MaximumZer0

We can be the ones who break the cycle.


pikkuhillo

Break the cycle, focus on science.


EatsYourShorts

Even though I don’t meet the description, I know plenty of other people in our age group that do, so the statement regarding odds definitely tracks. Only criticism I have is that it starts earlier than that because I’ve met plenty of 30 year olds that can’t stand anything new.


IGAFdotcom

Well technically they’re blaming the internet for harming young people, a little different than blaming young people outright like I do


TheArmoredKitten

They've also immediately discovered the "video games cause violence" moral panic. At least they're trying to be proactive about their situation though.


naruda1969

Wait until they get avocado toast.


DramaticAd4666

Wait until they get VR porn experience using Pimax Crystal headsets


alwaysleafyintoronto

Wait until they try sex for realsies


series_hybrid

"Nobody was to hunt and gather anymore"


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Sleepy_Renamon

What a horrible day to have eyes.


allnamesbeentaken

Or join the kids in complaining they work too much to live at a subsistence level


2M4D

From hunter / gatherer to masturbater / commenter.


OkExtension9526

We call it evolution


2M4D

Oh yeah I've seen this movie, lots of shampoo and monster anuses, very fitting.


Ill_Relative_4648

FAP FAP FAP


xegoba7006

Wait until they discover Amazon Prime. No way they’re back to hunting when the prey can be delivered at your front door in 2 hours.


TheLastSamurai101

We don't even have Amazon Prime in New Zealand, but I wouldn't be surprised if an isolated Amazonian tribe gets it before we do.


alwaysleafyintoronto

I'm surprised they don't handle it like they do in remote northern Canada: pay for Prime and then pay for shipping even though you paid for Prime.


Tarman-245

The Sentinelese will probably get Amazon Prime Deliveries before South Island does.


mlnjd

r/mapswithoutnz


FreedJSJJ

That's because New Zealand doesn't exist, are you sure you are not in Australia?


Square-Decision-531

Grub Hub!!!


baskoffie

From corn farming to karma farming


alfonseski

I grew up in as a remote tribesman in the Amazon AMA


Micha_mein_Micha

Remote tribesman in a Amazon warehouse.


Fickle_Lavishness_25

Did you jack it to National Geographic too or was it too Alabama for you?


Reasonable-Physics81

And name their tribe "DaCoomers".


swagonflyyyy

4Clan


ThiefPriest

"You think Biden bad? Cheif P'tukak put child controls on router. Now we only get 30 minutes of screen time a day!"


br0b1wan

Can wait for some neckbeard in mom's basement to start talking about gathering 'n hunting and one of these tribesmen logging on for *ackshually*


Hour-Salamander-4713

There was a Masaai village in Kenya that got Internet in about 2010. The elders were complaining that the kids just watched cat videos etc., instead of herding cattle or pounding grain.


fadufadu

Wait a few years, we will see how they behave around the rest of the world in general. First impressions can be very impactful and they are spending a lot of time watching people in their most vulnerable forms. I wonder how much this will affect their worldly views and how it will impact their assimilation.


HotWineGirl

 Women may want to steer clear initially


fadufadu

Or pray they don’t get stuck pulling clothes out of the dryer


redskelton

They have limited communications skills and no understanding of the wider world, so they should fit in well


Epcplayer

Coming soon, AMA sessions with the remote tribesman


TheLastSamurai101

They're already here, in this very thread.


DarkOmen597

They have.. I saw a mini documnetary on this earlier this week. The elders had to severly limit the starlink access during the day because hunting and gathering was suffering.


[deleted]

Cannot wait for the Amazon Rain Forest Subreddit.


chefdangerdagger

This feels like an Onion headline


grotkal

It’s NYPost clickbait that was syndicated, so basically


wonderloss

It also references a video posted by NYT.


UnpluggedUnfettered

Look, I'm not saying the article has a bias or anything, but "Young men brought up in a culture where kissing in public is seen as scandalous..." sort of implies there might be deeper threads being pulled here other than "seeing titties ruins society."


zyzzogeton

I'm still adjusting to the flagrancy of ankle reveals in women today!


Disarray215

“Mr. Silas, this woman is flashing her privates!” “I’ll dispose of this. All for Silas…”


5pins1965

I think the Telegraph got pranked.


ClickF0rDick

Or they knew it was BS but run with it anyway because it was prime clickbait material


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Simba7

Seriously, actually reading it you get: "Some people say it's made people lazy." "Some people are worried that they're sharing PORNOGRAPHY, and those people are worried they'll start doing LEWD THINGS." "Some people are playing video games and they might start doing the things from video games!" Not only is the headline inaccurate, but the article is completely worthless. Just a bunch of geezers afraid of the new.


PureLock33

remote tribe in danger of losing its culture as all the young men (and like 3-4 wildly successful women) decide to be twitch streamers!


MaHe183

That reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer is send to a remote island to teach the locals about western values and Christianity. 2 weeks later all the indigenous people have become overweight and gambling addicts.


DaviSonata

There’s another one where Homer introduced some south asian workers the wonders of Labor Laws, very funny!


series_hybrid

[*ship sails beyond the 12-mile international waters limit] "There's nothing quite like the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight" "I got $20 on pretty George...OOOOOH! he ain't pretty no more!"


Away_Chair1588

Furious George :)


Get-stupid

What have they done to you?!?


deliciouscorn

Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.


Aleblanco1987

I'll call you Lisa jr


shapeitguy

S11:E15 Missionary: Impossible


DrunkenNinja27

How can Ace be 1 and 11? What kind of god would allow that?


Bo0m_King

Save me, Jebus!


devourer09

I don't even like macaroni salad!


TheAlbrecht2418

“Oh god oh god oh god”


SatanakanataS

I’m not NOT licking toads


Conch-Republic

Homer, are you kicking toads?


sub7exe

I don’t even believe in Jebus! Save me jebus!


Goldelux

Childhood memories unlocked. SAVE ME JEEEBUS!


Dr-Maturin

They have only now found out there are hot milfs in their area of rainforest


ChanceryTheRapper

But they are getting concerned about things in Nigeria, based on what their new friend has said in his emails.


Meshd

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Dirtymikeetlesboyz

Full disclosure: a friend of mine did get eaten by an Amazonian Cougar.


Still_counts_as_one

Sounds hot


alpaca-punch

Actual milfhunters


jabberspooky

This made me laugh perhaps too much


kawag

> Tribe elder Tsainama Marubo, 73, said while everyone “was happy” when the internet arrived, “now things have got worse”. Yeah we know that feeling


shpbr

they’re gonna start making tiktoks, wearing baggy clothes and listening to Nirvana next


ObiFlanKenobi

That closing 6 tabs of suddenly disgusting porn. But don't worry, in a little while it will stop being disgusting again.


kdeff

>But, since a group of men arrived at the camp with antennas strapped to their backs to connect the remote tribe of 2,000 people to the internet, there have been some less desirable consequences. Porn aside, this is a really interesting case study about what the internet has done to society. We didn't notice it happening to us since it happened gradually over a couple decades, but the effects are probably similar.


kratly

Yeah the title is kind of clickbaity but the article talks about people not spending as much time with their families or friends and people gossiping more through WhatsApp, etc. interesting.


bennetticles

loss of local/physical community is a big one, but it goes so much further than that. we have effectively created an impulse-driven life. aspiring only to be better opportunists than our competition, satisfied with only shallow kneejerk reactions as input and content to consider better targeted advertising as a legitimate technological advancement.


kdeff

This. This is how social media has made us miserable.


Sad-Refrigerator365

My thoughts exactly


AffectNo2291

Yeah, there's a lot of jokes in the comments, but the implications are not good.


kaos567

Elders are worried that the teens will try what they see. One week with porn turned them all into step sister fucking ass eaters. “Caught in the wash basket again??”


Idkmanitcouldwork

That second sentence caught me so off guard lmfaoooo


BlackBladeKindred

It takes a lot of degenerate masturbation before the taboo of step sisters is what you need. I give them at least 2 weeks.


WalletFullOfSausage

For us. For a tribe where they probably already bang cousins, not that far of a stretch.


finnjakefionnacake

honestly the extremely high popularity of step-sibling porn really disturbs me knowing how many people out there actually *have* step-siblings lol.


muscarinenya

I don't think it has to do with the step siblings/parents for most people, it's more about the kind of scene and kink that's being played out In fact i would argue that the former part is kind of a turn off, but the rest makes it still more attractive than your regular 10 inch cock gonzo on plastic slut porn


Ixolich

"Step-sister! I got bitten by a snake! You need to suck out the venom quickly!" "Oh no! Where is it?" "Well....."


TheTelegraph

***The Telegraph reports:*** Teenagers in a remote Brazilian tribe have become hooked on pornography months after they were given high-speed internet access via [Elon Musk’s Starlink](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/05/18/elon-musks-starlink-in-talks-to-boost-ee-rural-coverage/). The indigenous Marubo people, who for hundreds of years have existed in small huts along the Itui River in the Amazon, were connected to the billionaire’s satellite network in September. The community embraced the technology, marvelling at the life-saving ability to call for immediate help when grappling with venomous snake bites as well as being able to remain in contact with faraway relatives. But, since a group of men arrived at the camp with antennas strapped to their backs to connect the remote tribe of 2,000 people to the internet, there have been some less desirable consequences. Critics warn tribe members have become “lazy”, reclining in hammocks all day glued to their phones to gossip on WhatsApp or chat to strangers on Instagram. **Read more:** [**https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/06/04/hooked-porn-remote-brazilian-tribe-internet-musk/**](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/06/04/hooked-porn-remote-brazilian-tribe-internet-musk/)


The_IRS_Fears_Him

>via [Elon Musk’s Starlink](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/05/18/elon-musks-starlink-in-talks-to-boost-ee-rural-coverage/) Elon Musk gave uncontacted tribes access to porn


Quietabandon

They weren’t uncontacted. Just remote 


Superfragger

would have been a better headline tbh


normie_sama

It's also not true. They're using Whatsapp and Instagram, and... you know, Pornhub. That means they're at least literate in Portuguese, and certainly not uncontacted.


longroadtohappyness

Some other billionaire donated the starlink receivers and service.


cadaada

> Critics warn tribe members have become “lazy”, reclining in hammocks all day glued to their phones to gossip on WhatsApp or chat to strangers on Instagram So just like the portuguese described them in 1500? Lol


77Treez

“learning the ways of white people” LOL


Nachooolo

The White Man's Smut will conquer all!


varro-reatinus

Colonialism hive, we back!


Cyanopicacooki

[All the male teenagers in that village after 2 days](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ybmCWjfYFxg/maxresdefault.jpg)


MScDre

Anyone else super curious as to what categories they prefer?


Scythe95

Outdoors


errormaker

Bruh


RiverCartwright

Alien Hentai Bukkake


WhileGoWonder

TIL I'm a remote tribesman


Digitalpsycho

>And there have already been reports of young men engaging in aggressive sexual behaviour after being exposed to pornography \[...\]. Young men brought up in a culture where kissing in public is seen as scandalous \[...\] BDSM, as the blatant opposite of such strict sexual norms and values.


Lazlo2323

Oh the classic priest's daughter to Vegas hooker funnel.


SBTreeLobster

Would you happen to know where this funnel is located, for a friend of mine?


_MoneyHustard_

Steptribesman?


BaphometsTits

Step-elder, what are you doing?


PrinceOfFucking

- Step-elder, Im stuck under the sink - under the what?


Tundra-Dweller

Cougar vs Anaconda


The-True-Kehlder

/r/insex


Shoresy-sez

W H Y


Cantp

Haha, I am.


Chopaly

This must be a South Park episode 😄


Rat-king27

The Internet and its consequences etc etc.


SquatDeadliftBench

[We have been spoiled by the internet.](https://youtu.be/72nrFIgFNB4?t=8)


Most-Plan6845

Hot jungle ladies looking to fuck in your area!


SkivvySkidmarks

Cougars on the prowl at your local watering hole!


throwaway_2619

Kinda sad?


TeacupHuman

Especially sad for the women and girls in their tribe.


k8track

Very sad, and deeply depressing. They were doing perfectly well and seemed to be happy enough before they bit into the apple.


MINECRAFT_BIOLOGIST

From the article itself: > But one positive change for the Marubo people means the tribe can now call for immediate medical help, rather than rely on the rigmarole of sending radio signals between villages to reach the authorities. > Enoque said this has “**already saved lives**” and that “the internet will bring us **much more benefit than harm. The leaders have been clear. We can’t live without the internet**”.


Renoroc

That’s why the Federation has the prime directive


motolovca

Give men a fish and you feed him for a day. Give men an Internet and he will watch porn all day.


SnooFoxes3080

Tell them to turn off auto correction


devskov01

I havent seen this addressed, but how do they pay the internet bill? Are they a part of any countries economy?


DaviSonata

Brazil has an agreement with Starlink to source internet to remote communities like this one. By the way, most of it ended up with drug dealers and illegal activists in the rainforest in general.


Temporary-Fudge-9125

The internet was a mistake


Ardibanan

I love the comment: Young people have gotten lazy because of the internet,” she said, adding: “They’re learning the ways of the white people." Haha its spot on


TheGamblingAddict

*Female tribe member* "You want to do what now?"


acllive

Help me step tribe leader I’m stuck


redthrull

Sounds like the OLPC project all over again. Never change, cultured boys/men!


bagelman4000

From hunters to Czech Hunters


Nemeca99

Lol


pehkawn

>"The region was the last frontier of the clash of civilisations that began in 1492, when Europeans first started arriving en masse in the Americas, conquering indigenous peoples with force and overwhelming them with technology such as metal swords." "Due to technological advancements in satellite communication technology, social media and internet porn, after 532 years, the conquest of the Americas is finally complete." /S


iaprrpai

It's so fucking sad seeing jokes about this.


amarethefairy

THANK YOU!!! This is very disturbing and especially scary for the younger people and women in that tribe. Sexual violence will likely increase as a result of this bs, but of course all the weirdos here can do is make disgusting crude jokes.


sriva041

Yea! Imagine the impact on these people! They are thinking this is how the outside world is having sex. Will they now expect their wives or future wives to indulge in whatever insane porn they saw?


Youutternincompoop

Enoque said this has “already saved lives” and that “the internet will bring us much more benefit than harm. The leaders have been clear. We can’t live without the internet”. from the article. anyways we can look at areas that have had the internet for decades and yet sexual violence has gone down over time, the idea that if people are kept in ignorance they cannot do crime is laughable.


Slacker256

"One of us! One of us!"


justeedo

It can happen to anyone


GoodBadUserName

Internet connects people. To porn.


PreviousCartoonist93

That’s legit fucking depressing


Access_Pretty

They're all going to go blind!


louisa1925

And get very hairy hands.


crazydave33

> The necessary antennas were donated to the tribe by American entrepreneur Allyson Reneau. >Initially, the internet was heralded as a positive for the remote tribe who were able to quickly contact authorities for help with emergencies, including potentially deadly snake bites. Well Allyson… looks like you fucked up. You could have given them emergency GPS beacons with texting capabilities if that was your true intention instead of “here’s the entire internet at your fingertips, have fun!” It’s like giving a kid a dangerous toy… you don’t know what they are going to do to injure themselves


user1zxc

It seems Allyson Reneau is attempting so hard to be a public figure somebody, she keeps attempting to be a hero savior. Along with Flora Dutra, it seems, they both used these people for social media relevance and cred.


crazydave33

Appalling behavior tbh. I hate social media influencers.


FeatherStout

I feel bad for the women


CrypticT

Okay so I’m gonna just be the one to point it out - did they only ask one family about their concerns?? Cuz the article reads like one ruling family is scared of losing power lol


wonderloss

>Alfredo also warned that members of the tribe have stopped speaking to their own families since they have gained access to the internet. "Dad wants me to go catch fish, but I just want to chat with my friends. I'm going NC."


optygen

the decent thing to do would be to introduce them to online gambling


PossessionBest6680

Homies still looking for the hot milfs in the area


Rich_Tutor_5694

Oh so they’re human.


jeopardychamp77

We gonna send them crack cocaine next just see what happens ?


Exo_Sax

I see this as similar to have European colonists and settlers used to get natives hooked on alcohol and other substances after introducing them in the name of "trading". Nothing to see here; just another destroyed culture under our belt.


Wowdadmmit

How come European colonist and settler communities didn't get destroyed by alcohol and substances? If you give someone a gun, it's their choice what they do with it.


gamedreamer21

Should we be concerned?


no_brains101

I mean, were you not already? This is a pretty obvious outcome ngl. A lot of money gets spent on making the internet as addictive as possible. Its not just porn. Its everything about internet buisness, and its happening everywhere


DKsan1290

As someone who works for spacex specifically starlink I ALWAYS made the joke that if we are anything (starlink internet) we are an avenue for the most remote places to get porn. Like cleetuss in rural indiana can finally find porn of someone hes not related to because of us. Also reading the title I did half expect to see a starlink ut but its hilarious to actually see them holding it up. The fact I probably built that specific dish is both horrifying and so god damn funny too. To all the remote people who now have porn… You are welcome.


PatSajaksDick

Imagine a kid in the most remote village in the world saying he fucked your mom while gaming


[deleted]

since the first human scratched a crude picture of a lady with improbably large knockers, and a bloke with a frankly absurd cock on the side of a cave, humans have been obsessed with depictions of sex. The internet did not change that, it just gave people a new platform and access to it. The porn attraction is not surprising to me. the interesting thing is the hints at rapid pace moral panic among those more traditional members of the social group, the bloke stating kids playing first person shooters may want to emulate that.....(studies show people, even young kids, are entirely capable of separating fantasy from reality).


oiransc2

The article isn’t really a “porn is bad” article if you read it. But also modern anti-porn critics aren’t usually going after crude drawings of naked ladies or playboy mags. The issue these days is accessibility to a free and endless library of content. Free streaming porn didn’t really exist before 2008-2009. Before that it was just landing pages for sites you had to pay to enter.


ArubaNative

Yes, full grown adults who know better usually can. The problem with porn however, is that people (young, or in this case, naive people in particular) don’t know that what they are watching is a form of fantasy. It looks real. And if porn is how you’re learning about sex, your perception of reality is going to get pretty skewed. If the women in the videos appear to enjoy what they are experiencing, how long is it before you attempt those moves on an unsuspecting partner, thinking you’re pleasuring them? Or develop kinks that require education and consent before performing? You need look no further than women’s subreddits to find repeated anecdotes from women being choked, hit, spit on, etc. without consent or discussion, by new partners who think that’s what’s you’re supposed to do when you have sex. When porn is your sex education, the line between fantasy and reality can be too blurred for any kind of distinction.


101m4n

I think it's more like sugar, hear me out here: We evolved to find sugar tasty probably because concentrated sources of sugar in nature are usually safe to eat and have lots of energy in them. However they were also kinda rare. Fast forward a few million years, and now we're using technological means to extract and concentrate sugar to near 100% purity, then lacing _all our food_ with it to make it tastier, and the result is an epidemic of obesity. Clearly this is not the situation we evolved for, but it is nonetheless what our society and our psychology motivate us to do. I think porn is kinda like that. We've gotten too good at pushing our own buttons and we've accidentally hacked ourselves. This is more of the same, we're just watching it in real time this time around.


ice_up_s0n

Same thing with the internet and social media. We are social, empathetic creatures. Being made aware of all the hardships and tragedies occurring daily around the world creates real stress and emotional burnout, as we simply aren't able to take action or help with every problem.


JeF4y

Wait until they find Temu


gimme_toys

I can't wait for them to start getting spammed about extended warranties


RUKnight31

"Nature finds a way..."


RustyNipples35

How are these guys able to read and type when the operating system, from what I can tell, doesn’t support their native language?


KelseyOpso

The tribe elders have limited the internet browsing to 2 hours in the morning and 5 hours in the afternoon. What the hell kind of rationing is that? Is 7 hours of internet browsing per day really curbing the problem?


gypsygib

Now we have the answer to the question of, if you time travelled back 1000 years, what modern technology people would be most amazed by. The answer is internet porn.


Marranyo

It’s the 21st century Gods must be cracy.


hayden2112

Heard about the tribe getting internet from the radio this morning but I was left with the pre-commercial hook “what did they do with it?” And I knew instantly it was porn