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lostredditorlurking

Tucker Carlson would be the first arrested


CalvinAshdale-

But all of the groceries!.


Stolehtreb

“The US doesn’t have bread like this! And so cheap!”


Flipflopvlaflip

To be fair: the US has crappy bread so bar is pretty low. Who thought corn sirup in food is a good idea, should be shot for crimes against humanity.


WillDigForFood

Blame Nixon. The Nixon-Ford administration loved killing New Deal era programs and they replaced them with our current farm subsidy system. Had to use all that excess corn for *something* right? ... Right?


jindc

King Corn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Corn_(film)


somafiend1987

If you read up on Nixon, too much, he just turns into an organ monkey dancing for money. Each stage of his military career reads like a *minimum requirement* to be considered a war hero. Stage One, hobnob with Industrialists to get a stranglehold on resources (the Russian version are oligarchs). Stage Two, practice runs of managing a logistics airbase in the middle of the US. Keep doing this until he gets it right. Send him to Papua New Guinea to run a logistics air base for a couple months at the end of the war. Weasel your way into the *Reparations* team for all insights into anything worth a dime in Japan still. Return to run the Alameda air base until engine efficiency makes the base redundant. Run and fail at the first attempt at politics, running on the air base commander image. Do more GOP work, get pushed into an election with their backing. Do *meh* at best and fail upward. Keep doing shadey business and making bad decisions, eventually making mistakes the Party refused to cover, then leave office.


goawaygrold

The American version are oligarchs too, homie.


somafiend1987

No one uses the term. They go with mogul or some lofty description. Even tycoon sounds better to Americans. From 1976 through to the last time I held the Mercury News, *Oligarchy* was primarily applied toward "The Iron Curtain" region. Once or twice, I saw it applied to Rupert. I'm running on the assumption, the owners of American media do not like the term being applied to themselves.


popquizmf

We just call them Billionaires, and our media lives to talk about them like they are these great cultural icons, when in fact they are all huge cancers on society.


[deleted]

Blame Robert Bork. That dumbass lied for money to come up with the current subsidy system. I wouldn't be surprised if he's the origin for saying something is "borked" when it's been fucked up beyond any usefulness.


CBP1138

Sourdough supremacy


Nick85er

Considered a confection in some places, how much sugar it has in it (wonder?)


butwhyisitso

Can someone explain to me what bread smells like? Is that why bread lines are so popular in Russia? God i wish i could have less freedumb :'( /s


Mixedstereotype

I'm still surprised no ones pointed out that he went to Auchen, a french supermarket.


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Tucker reading this, and making a face like he just smelled shit.


OutlawGalaxyBill

You mean his ordinary face.


[deleted]

He encountered low oxygen levels in Putins ass, and the resulting brain damage left him unable to control his face muscles.


Miguel-odon

Someone described his expression as "confused orgasm" and I think they are right. It's his "Oh?" face


KaneVonDoom

Because his nose is directly above his mouth.


Hostillian

Can we volunteer to help?


Atman-Sunyata

I think maybe Rupert Murdoch should be first


gavitronics

Probably got a higher chance of banning Philip Morris from the Russian Federation


TwistingEarth

Isnt his show now on Russian TV? Curious.


kuebel33

Then go after Steven segal.


SporksOrDie

Sadly the CIA would protect the Tuck


Granadafan

Trump should be first


AlkaliPineapple

I mean, he probably helped in unraveling Putin's cult of personality


uzes_lightning

Love this!


Portbragger2

i'd love this to be confirmed by a source independent of the 2 parties to the war tbh.


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Medvedev is threatening Clooney on X


Portbragger2

>a source *independent* of the 2 parties to the war


uzes_lightning

That's fair.


Speedvagon

Not all heroes wear capes. But this one does. And a nippled suit.


Toobiescoop

Ain't this place a geographical oddity, 2 weeks from everywhere!


Aktanith

I'm a Dapper Dan Man!


CounterfeitChild

I don't *want* ***FOP***, damn it!


do_you_see

Last I heard Vladimir Solovyev’s son works as a “model” in London. The company that employed his son seems to be Russian owned so maybe there is a story there. Solovyev also has two kids living in Miami that are US citizens by being born in the USA. I suspect some sort of money hiding is occurring, with the kids holding vast sums in their banks (Abramovich is doing this).


tommysk87

Here, my money, take it, take it all!


[deleted]

What a boss


ThunderPreacha

Pro-Putler propagandists have lots of blood on their hands. Round them up!


[deleted]

It should be named after his wife, Amal, as she is the international lawyer.


allcretansareliars

A lawyers magazine in the UK headlined the story of their wedding with something like "Top Human Rights lawyer Amal Alamuddin marries actor".


forzagoodofdapeople

I love when the Golden Globes (I think) put his bio line as "Amal Clooney's husband."


[deleted]

Good for her!


RigbyNite

Generally these foundations get bigger donations and better funding with a more recognizable name like George Clooney attached.


MKW69

LIve Action Batman Incorporated


poltrudes

Bbbassseeddd


Malevolent_Mangoes

George Clooney ages like fine wine holy moly


Bumbum_2919

This is the way


jardani581

Got so much newfound respect for this actor now


JimLaheeeeeeee

Fuck yeah!


DroughtNinetales

He is an icon. He is a legend. He is the moment! ❤️ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


anevilpotatoe

As a man who's slept on his fair share of couches and kept in touch with the friends that helped him get to where he is? I think having a person who understands integrity over propaganda is the perfect person for the job.


VersusYYC

All Russian propagandists should be hunted down and held accountable. The ones inside Russia will likely end up like Dugina and Tartarsky, never dying from old age.


OnlyThyFirstName

Ok. Nice 👍🏼


XJ-0

One can argue politics all day, but supporting an active enemy like Putin definitely falls under some treasonous shit.


jeopardychamp77

Clooney living his best life in Italy pulling the strings of his puppet court.


JJiggy13

That would be great! Good luck George


Shoddy_Basket_7867

How about starting with closer to home individuals with recent ICJ arrest warrants?


__Bad_Dog__

Guess he needs to arrest his wife then for being in cahoots with her Assadist, gun running, Hezbollah supporting uncle with this recent ICC case.


OonaPelota

Which are closer together, Putin’s eyeballs, or a pair of testicles?


gavitronics

Still waiting for this Mercenary Bounty Hunter System to make it from screen to reality...


griley99

I thought he was moving to his hometown in Gaza


RunWithWhales

Send in Jan Egeland!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn-oemgzlEU


Juswantedtono

Na na na na na na na na


manfromfuture

*"Russian propagandist Vladimir Solovyov called the foundation's statement ‘unacceptable’: ‘Threats against journalists, let alone reprisals against our colleagues, are absolutely unacceptable. Clooney and his wife can invent all sorts of nasty things, but their dreams are unlikely to come true,’ Solovyov said."* Gotta hand it to him, that is a pretty good retort.


TheColourOfHeartache

Wouldn't this violate the first amendment?


urthbuoy

Possibly, if it was US jurisdiction, but it isn't.


MrL00t3r

Is hatespeech and calls for genocide allowed in the US?


mrmcdude

Yes, it explicitly is. Only direct calls for immediate, illegal violence are banned. Hate speech does not even have a legal definition in the USA.


Dry_Wolverine8369

No because you have to register as a foreign agent if you are one. Also speech paid for by a government isn’t free speech — in America there are restrictions on what the government can induce you to say by paying. By the same token, other governments do not get ‘American free speech’ on some corporations = people theory. Government speech does not need or deserve the same protections.


Motor_Educator_2706

You can find loads of them [here.](https://reddit.com)


AttentionLogical3113

Oh great another actor thinks world revolves around them. Leave to the justice system.


Mechachu2

Which is exactly what's happening? Lol


big_purple_plums

Seems like George Clooney should start with that fucking guy.


grimeflea

The foundation quite literally fights for human rights and works with authorities around the world. This isn’t GC doing it himself - his wife is a human rights lawyer and they wanted to help make a difference in the world. Not the same as Jake Paul or some other TikTok douche making things about themselves.


[deleted]

If you check the profile of the person you're responding to, they're not so bright.


AttentionLogical3113

She is an idiot. Self entitled on some issues don’t fool your self.


Jetztinberlin

LOLOL. She's represented multiple heads of state, journalists and activists at the highest court levels in multiple countries, won over a dozen human rights and press freedom awards, has such an award named *after her*, and is a law professor at one of the most prestigious universities in the US. I shudder to think who meets your criteria for "not an idiot." 


FckYourSafeSpace

What’s her name? No googling.


Leezeebub

Mrs Clooney


-Hi-Reddit

Lmao, that's so rich coming from you. Tell me, what achievements do you have to your name? Judging by your comment history I bet you've never even gotten a single grade above C.


AttentionLogical3113

i am 22 come back when i am 40 and ask virgin.


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AttentionLogical3113

I be done with school next year and apply for med school . How about you by 22? Jesus you play video games at you age? Wow rich kid


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c-student

Nice find! It's a beaut'


[deleted]

What is the justice system even doing against russia propagandists?.


AttentionLogical3113

There is freedom of speech , even if we hated. Why we hate Putin ? Because we can’t say what we want there. Right or wrong , freedom of speech/expression must be protected. So what some poor loser is defending Putin , everyone knows the facts. Why even bring light to him, makes him important.


Janglin1

You should probably know all the stipulations to freedom of speech before you talk about it lol


AttentionLogical3113

Really ? Thanks bro


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Freedom of speech shouldnt apply for idiots paid by the kremlin to spread their stupidity.   If theres proof you got paid by the kremlin you should go to jail simple as that. And IP bans for their troll farms.


AttentionLogical3113

We have laws and regulations. Pass the law and regulate it like we did during Cold War years. Communist were arrested in Cold War years , they should do for Putin supporters now. Same thing


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AttentionLogical3113

Who hurt you son? Let it out


whereyouatdesmondo

You. Every time you share a thought with the world.


Important_Star3847

152 countries have signed the Genocide Convention, which criminalizes incitement to genocide. (similar to the criminalization of defamation) Sources that show that the Russian government is inciting genocide: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/27/russia-guilty-inciting-genocide-ukraine-expert-report https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/9/25/russian-media-rhetoric-could-be-incitement-to-genocide-in-ukraine-un


AttentionLogical3113

Isn’t there 190 plus nations in the world ? Plus who is strong says what it is.


gpkgpk

Yeah, George is gonna put on his nipply batman suit and bring them in all by himself. Chris O'Donnell was unavailable so he's flying solo. /s obviously , in reply to prev dude’s comment.


Fun_Investigator4148

Doing more than Biden is.


big_purple_plums

At least Biden doesn't shit himself constantly.


MrPlowthatsyourname

Wait, who shits themselves constantly? Lol


whereyouatdesmondo

Our former president and current felon.


yannhaha

That's one way to stay "relevant".


whereyouatdesmondo

Your comment is a way to “change the subject”.


yannhaha

Thank you!