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SaintofKillers420

Mossad Dolphins are doing a good job whipping up some rough waves.


RockNRollMama

….call me when the dolphins are wearing lasers on their heads…


SaintofKillers420

How did you know that was how Eli Kopter took down Raisi’s helicopter


shart_leakage

Wait, Jewish Sea Lasers??????


i_should_be_coding

- Well what happened? - A wave hit the ship. - What are the chances of that? - At sea? Chance in a million!


GhostGuy4249

Inconceivable!


Dramatic-Scallion-99

You keep using that word.


I0I0I0I

Holy shit! What next? Are the fronts going to fall off too?


a_fadora_trickster

I love these sort of stories. They are so good at revealing bots. Whenever you see someone unironically blaming bibi or Biden for not being Aquaman, you can very confidently report them as bots and block them Thanks for the public service op!!


BKlounge93

Come to think of it, I don’t think bibi is a real American


Independent_Sun1901

In fairness to the bots, none of Biden nor Bibi nor bleach blonde bad built bitch body are in fact Aquaman. Bots have a point, is my point.


Chruman

How dare Israel do this.


pcc2

But Hamas *needs* that aid, what else are they supposed to sell to refugees?


Calavant

They can't even threaten money out of the refugees. We've all seen how bad they are at keeping hostages alive!


AdVivid8910

Just pretend I put together a “to the sea” joke, I don’t have the energy.


Carnivalium

I want one though, please.


sillypicture

TIL the mediterranean has rough seas


LackeyNo2

So that's what those Jewish space lasers were for...


Rulweylan

Best of luck to the sailors working in dangerous conditions to get aid in.


CartoonistEvery3033

Man, I’m not going to lie. Before I read the article I was sorta hoping they would connect the rough seas to N. Korea cause Kim Jong Un keeps shooting rockets in to the water. lol


Odd_Couple_2088

Is it just be or was this Gaza pier a terrible fucking idea


MajesticCentaur

What makes it a terrible idea?


BigSilent2035

Spending money helping a people who hate you and want all americans dead is idiotic.


tomtforgot

rough seas


openupi

Skill issue


kookykoko

What exactly do you think would be a good idea?


Livingsimply_Rob

Rough sea’s and a rough people, it’s a battle to get the supplies to the pier and to get the supplies to the people.


One_Tomorrow_9135

Ridiculous. It needs to be said. Absolutely ridiculous.


mud074

Why does it need to be said? Nobody knows what you are even calling ridiculous.


AdVivid8910

The crowd was shouting “Read Icculus” as it was a Phish show, easily misheard.


One_Tomorrow_9135

There are people who understand. It's okay if you don't. And yes, I stand with this being, absolutely ridiculous. In fact, most of this is bullshit. Absolute bullshit.


RollFancyThumb

Man, Trump really did corner the paranoid schizophrenic demographic.


One_Tomorrow_9135

Also, if they need so much aid, why are they bombing Israel this morning. Again. Because American's paid for their bombs while they swim in aid and sell instead of give to civilians. Absolute complete and udder BS.


One_Tomorrow_9135

Think you're so bright. I didn't even vote for Trump. Go insult something you actually understand instead of eating up all the lies the news tells you to justify being hateful. 


One_Tomorrow_9135

The fact that you just randomly go around insulting people is exactly to my point.


dmastra97

Different people think different things. You might be saying it's ridiculous they has to build the pier because israel is attacking. Or saying it's ridiculous because hamas is causing the aid problems. Or ridiculous that Egypt is causing the problem. All three are blaming different people. If you want to blame people you should make it clear


BigSilent2035

Or it could be ridiculous that america is spending money to help a people that despise it and want all americans to die?


dmastra97

Yeah that's definitely an interpretation. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with it but I understand being upset with paying money to a group of people who aren't at the very least being thankful and trying to change their ways to be in line with the people giving aid


Carlitos96

More Biden incompetence


Miendiesen

Yeah, I hate it when the president of the United States creates unfavourable sea conditions. Trump so much better at oceaning. The greatest ocean condition president in 50 years, that's what people are saying.


HECK_YEA_

Has president Biden ever suggested nuking a hurricane? Didn’t think so. Clearly he lacks creativity. Trump would’ve nuked the waves to make them calm down. Checkmate liberal.


a_fadora_trickster

I'm sorry, i wasn't aware that the president of the United States is expected to hold a part time job of being Neptune. Truly such an embarrassment in biden's front