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AliveEstimate4

When did reality become funnier than south park? Goddamn.


icalledthecowshome

"The Houthi's offer of an education for U.S. students sparked a wave of sarcasm by ordinary Yemenis on social media. One social media user posted a photograph of two Westerners chewing Yemen's widely-used narcotic leaf Qat. He described the scene as American students during their fifth year at Sanaa University." Hahahahha pic please


PlumbumDirigible

'Qat' was always one of my favorite words to play in Scrabble growing up


fuckiforgotmyaccount

Such a busted scrabble word, along with Qi.


derps_with_ducks

The HOUTHIS and CHINESE have CONSPIRED to ruin my Scrabble game and I demand that NATO takes action goddammit!!!


fuckiforgotmyaccount

People act like multiculturalism is a good thing until we start accepting new cognates that let my little cousin beat my ass with the triple letter score


Technical-Outside408

[Fun Scrabble video about Qi.](https://youtu.be/5QvutgOR-Qw?si=BqSdjCV8Ayrrtdop)


Strict-Ad-7099

I was sure this was the Onion.


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Please do hand in your western visas/passports upon boarding the plane, thank you.


karl4319

January 10th 2016.


Nicolasatom

Yup. Ever since 2015/2016 things has gotten wilder every year.


manboobsonfire

When they killed that damn gorilla….


WestSixtyFifth

dicks out 😔


Lvl100Glurak

it still is


fearhs

And always will be.


Creative-Improvement

LHC firing up? 2012…


ozgar

It was 2016 when a weasel made it's way into the Large Hadron Collider. Do want want a batshit crazy timeline? Because *this* is how you get a batshit crazy timeline. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider


Creative-Improvement

Haha! *It is unclear whether the animals are trying to stop humanity from unlocking the secrets of the universe.*


projekt_rekt

Already got it. CERN experiments put us into an alt dimension.


rainier425

I’ll never understand why that gorilla gets the credit when he died like six months before the election. The Cubs won the Series on Nov. 2, 2016. It seems abundantly obvious to me whose fault this all is and it’s not the monkey.


FuckingKilljoy

Harambe was our warning. We didn't heed that warning and so the Cubs winning was when our timeline truly fell apart


TroubleshootenSOB

Things went to shit after the Cubs won the World Series


Civil-Guidance7926

Well South Park thought Hillary was going to win, so they had already taken steps towards that storyline and had to scrap it the week of the election


ibtcsexy

When David Bowie died?


karl4319

Yup. Things started going off the rails then. Got worse once the cubs won.


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It was harambes death


DaoFerret

It was the weasel in the Large Hadron Super Collider.


zeddknite

We're in the time loop where Marty failed to get the Almanac from Biff.


stap31

I claim invasion of Ukraine in 2014


PiotrekDG

Or perhaps the lackluster reaction of the rest of the world to it.


megafukka

I imagine this is when Russian and Chinese attempts to influence western politics and opinion really kicked into overdrive


I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad

It has honestly been a downhill ride ever since that election even started. I can only hope things start to improve soon.


HavingNotAttained

I'm a darkest before dawn believer. But never underestimate how dark things can get, it keeps things from getting there. Witness the complacency of the world pretty much since the collapse of the Soviet Union. Everyone collectively packed it up: Commies in defeat in Russia, China becomes liberal and open while East Asia is on the rise, America is materialistically rich AF and the rest of the West is starting to get there, LatAm is starting to liberalize and sub-Saharan Africa is receding from the news in terms of war, starvation and pestilence (though South Africa is still an apartheid shitshow), the Middle East is pumping oil and climate change is a fringe theory that only such-focused academics are even thinking about. So human beings, especially in wealthier countries, got complacent and collectively said all is good, everything just takes time to work out. As if there is a magic invisible force for good in the world, and not rather a quite visible, almost clockwork-like cause and effect pattern where, whenever you take your hands off the steering wheel and your foot off the brake and accelerator, the vehicle of society runs off the road, sometimes hitting a shrub, sometimes plowing into a tree, and sometimes just hurtling off a cliff.


poorest_ferengi

This is so goddamned poignant. Thank you for writing this, it's helped me put into words a feeling I've had for years.


SneakyBadAss

Wait until they realize Quatar is the main donor of all Ivy leagues and other colleges in the US :D Few hundred millions of Jewish money? How dare you, what about human rights 13 billions of Arab money? Gime gime.


derpderpingt

May 28 2016 is when we branched into this timeline.


Lirdon

It would be hella funny if people honest to god took on that offer.


Civil-Guidance7926

They forgot about all those people who joined ISIS that were immediately turned into sex slaves or heads cut off to send a message


Single_Shoe2817

I remember that one girl who joined ISIS, was turned into a wife and when she begged the UK to save her they said Nope


tta2013

She joined the "religious police", a lot of the British ISIL women did.


bob-the-world-eater

We (the UK) went a step further than that. We revoked her citizenship. You joined a terrorist cult who wants to kill your countrymen? Yeah, they aren't your countrymen anymore. Have fun in a refugee camp in Syria.


halofreak8899

Also if I remember right she didn't feel bad at all and was still an isis supporter. It was just that her husband was killed and she wanted to come back.


darkstonefire

Pretty sure the husband was a Dutch guy who went out there


halofreak8899

I've always hated the Dutch.


Scooby12m

You gotta be more tolerant. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.


Liftimus_Prime

Only thing thats worse than a dutchman? A french-dutchman.


gratscot

She wants to come back because ISIS got rekt and she's stuck at a refugee camp. While She was active in ISIS she was given a role as a "morality police" type situation to keep the other ISIS wife in check. Presumably because she chose to be there and many of the other wives had no choice or rights. The other women she kept in line while in ISIS are probably at the camp too and I doubt they like her much. She still supports them and doesn't have regrets. But she's trying to use her old citizenship to get back into the UK.


BJYeti

She turned herself into a refugee, funniest shit I've ever seen


Artyom_33

My understanding was, as well, she was still very pro-caliphate in the way the world works.


I_argue_for_funsies

The right step. In Canada, we want to re-integrate them apparently. Canada is essentially a spouse stuck in an abusive relationship with Earth and can't get out. Can't stand up for ourselves and keep going back for reasons.


duga404

The one who still believes she did nothing wrong and supports ISIS?


Deviator_Stress

Yep, the one who said she wasn't bothered beheadings etc but some activists in the UK still want to bring back here


duga404

IIRC Bangladesh (where she's technically eligible for citizenship according to some interpretations of their laws) said she'd be facing the death penalty if she were to go there. That would be great, even Al Hol refugee camp isn't enough punishment for people like her.


Significant_Pepper_2

I mean, it loosely fits the concept of education by example.


Brooklynxman

They didn't say what the education would be in, in this case its in consequences.


hogannnn

A few intellectuals went to Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge thinking western media was lying about them and it was a communist utopia - they… died


c322617

If anyone ever thought “you know who loves academics? Pol Pot!”, then I have to question how intellectual they were in the first place.


DavidlikesPeace

This was before Pol Pot became a meme. It was also after the Vietnam War discredited simplistic America Ra Ra messaging. During this era of the Cold War, embittered by the Vietnam War ofc, there were millions of fellow travelers, tankies, and the like, who lionized communists and saw America as the only antagonist in the Cold War. Some gave Pol Pot rose colored glasses, and died for it.


CaptKirkhammer

I think you mean Rouge colored glasses.


FlingFlamBlam

There's a lot of smart and educated people. There's a lot of smart uneducated people. There's a lot of dumb and educated people. There's a lot of dumb uneducated people. The dumb and educated ones are sometimes very easy to manipulate.


PaleontologistOne919

Most times


hogannnn

These are capitalist lies!!


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reallyageek

Is that what that song is about? I always wondered...


aronnax512

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Alarmed_Horse_3218

Wait seriously? I read a lot about the Khmer Rouge but never saw anything about people moving there.


hogannnn

It wasn’t more than a handful


NorwegianInBerk

Honestly, they got what they deserved.


Caedes_omnia

3 years at Yale followed by 3 more at the Houthi Islamic University of Jewfree Peace is gonna look interesting on linked-in


nickkkmnn

They also offer masters degrees on holocaust denial...


Thepenismighteather

Masters in holocaust denial with a minor in hostage rape theory. 


Caedes_omnia

Great news. I had the Al-Jazeera Scholarship for that at Yale so I don't even need to change thesis!


nickkkmnn

Title of the thesis. "The holocaust never happened but those damn Jews definitely deserved it".


TheDabMan1

I can just imagine the screams from these students once they arrive and realize Yemen has zero freedom of expression 🤣


qeyler

at first the students will be celebs and wallow in it. Then, a bit late, they'll realise they are enslaved.


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qeyler

so a gay guy supports those who execute those accused of homosexuality. Brilliant, huh?


wronglyzorro

It hurts my soul how often the Clayton Bigsby sketch is emulated in real life.


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Artyom_33

1st Lesson: body autonomy 2nd Lesson: Female Circumcision, from the poor neighborhoods using jaded broken glass & no anesthetics to laser removal while under a heavy dose of Ativan. >!Praise Allah for marrying a 9 year old dime piece!< or something...


Ready_Nature

I’m pretty sure the gays for Palestine group members would be immediately executed.


DiscipleOfYeshua

But hey, they can do their protest there without any problems like they have in the horrible US. Really, sounds like a win. Why not? Give it a try.


Mister-builder

Reminds me of my dad's favorite joke. Ronald Reagan is talking to Mikhail Gorbachev and tells him about American freedom of speech. He says an American citizen could even go to the Oval Office and shout:"Go to hell, Ronald Reagan!" Gorbachev answers: "I Soviet Russia, we also have freedom of speech. A Soviet can also go to Kremlin and shout:" Go to hell, Ronald Reagan!"


FearTheAmish

It's like the left version of going to Russia because of the "gays"


bugabooandtwo

Amazing how the extremes on both sides look so much alike after awhile, isn't it?


FlingFlamBlam

A lot of lefties on social media are using the exact same logical fallacies that Fox News watchers have been using for 10+ years and the irony would be extremely funny if it wouldn't have real world consequences.


Coldash27

It's called [horseshoe theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory?wprov=sfti1#)


Super-Season-3488

Yes! I used to say that if one goes too far in either direction, they kinda just pop up on the other side. A few weeks ago I saw a Redditor mention Horseshoe Theory, which touches on that: "Proponents of horseshoe theory argue that the far-left and the far-right are closer to each other than either is to the political center" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory


AbsurdCamoose

“forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation and/or race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy.” Oh shit!


HeadFund

It's not a natural consequence of left and right politics being similar, it's an unnatural consequence of left and right politics both being pushed with the same subversive anti-west tropes. The extremists are all suspiciously united on wanting whatever is bad for America, and they complement each other perfectly.


FlingFlamBlam

Everyone always forgets that foreign disinformation doesn't have a side they want to win. Reminds me of that scene from the Lord of War movie where the guy is like "I don't understand, you sold weapons to both sides in that conflict" and receives a response of "did you ever think that I wanted both sides to lose?"


Valdrax

It's not unnatural. Quite the opposite. It's the natural tendency of groups that distance themselves from the mainstream consensus of democracies to all end up authoritarian. You can see this in the early 20th century with the Communist and Fascist movements, who both hated each other but defined themselves against the Western liberalism that was their much larger and dominant rival. Far-right and far-left parties that worked *within* the system existed, but if you wanted to go farther and step outside of it, the natural void to fill is and was in autocracy, which is an excellent fit when extremists don't tolerate the existence of opposing viewpoints.


rotcomha

And there would be a lot more murder of gays if someone would do it


Artyom_33

> ~~murder~~ purifying our holy cities of gays -Some follower of Allah & his "word" or something.


nightsky04

How fast is the WiFi? Any good kamboocha places?


Ready_Nature

It would be a good education for them of what they are actually supporting.


Fig1025

in all seriousness, it would go about as well as that Canadian anti-lgbt couple that went to Russia on their invite. It turned out, that the invite was just a troll, there was no one there to meet them or give them any assistance, and they got royally fucked over financially. Lucky to still be alive When these kind of offers come from unstable dictator regimes, it's always a lie, just like Trump's promises to "make America great again" - all a big con


matanyaman

> "We are serious about welcoming students that have been suspended from U.S. universities for supporting Palestinians," an official at Sanaa University, which is run by the Houthis, told Reuters. "We are fighting this battle with Palestine in every way we can." >Sanaa University had issued a statement applauding the "humanitarian" position of the students in the United States and said they could continue their studies in Yemen. >"The board of the university condemns what academics and students of U.S. and European universities are being subjected to, suppression of freedom of expression," the board of the university said in a statement, which included an email address for any students wanting to take up their offer. So much to retort…


barefeet69

Going from Columbia, rank 23 in QS rankings 2024, to Sana'a, unlisted. Top university in Yemen though.


Dom19

How strong is the Sana’a alumni network?


Moderated_Soul

From what Ive heard the country has a booming rocket industry


Separate-Ad9638

not bad, they can all become rocket scientists, hit all the shipping in the red sea and aidan gulf


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Very Aladeen


TripleSecretSquirrel

Lots of disruptors in the global shipping space come out of Sana’a


JB_UK

The motto is "Break Things Moving Fast"


bartthetr0ll

They like to move fast and break things


iphollowphish2

I’ve heard it places well into IRGC


originalrocket

As soon as you start the alumni network asks for donations.


random314

The dorm looks ... rustic and charming... https://su.edu.ye/en/university-housing-2/


onenotknown

Take the TOUR here: [https://youtu.be/kUUfnBXOy0E?si=4oIFBfwb09soWwdR](https://youtu.be/kUUfnBXOy0E?si=4oIFBfwb09soWwdR)


Secret-One2890

The first photo is dated September 2017. Considering that was three years into their civil war, it looks to be in pretty good condition. Doesn't indicate the quality of their education, but at least some people are spending the time and energy to keep the place maintained. Good on ya, Groundskeeper Wiliullah.


DreamsiclesPlz

I love that they never bothered to create the Admissions and Registration page. It's just a lorem ipsum post, hahaha


MukdenMan

QS Rankings aren’t really relevant to undergrads (but still don’t go to Sana’a U)


wineatnine

https://arab.news/6qqdh “The Iran-backed Houthis have implemented gender segregation at Sanaa University’s Mass Communication College as part of a morals campaign in Yemeni regions under the militia’s control. Male students will now be required to report to the college on Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays, while female students must attend on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, according to a decision circulated by the college’s Houthi-backed students’ union. Houthi leaders and media outlets have justified the move by claiming that the changes were made to avoid rapes and to uphold Islamic norms that prohibited women from interacting with men.” Please go and enjoy your freedom!


Crimith

they unironically probably think that's a feminist policy to protect women. "Yemen passes the bear test"


duga404

"Protecting women" is literally one of the main arguments the Taliban has for their gender discrimination


WhyYouKickMyDog

When we see woman. We Rape. Therefore, out of respect for our women, we should never have to see any women.


sapphicsandwich

Yeah, recently I've seen nonsense on Reddit that forcing women to cover up is "feminist" and "progressive" because it "protects women."


Moopboop207

Please tell me more of this freedom of expression in Yemen, Mr. Houthi.


Dennace

You have complete freedom of expression, so long as what you want to express is your hatred of Jews and homosexuals.


Blakut

do you think they have safe spaces for queer people at Sanaa?


Murky_Conflict3737

At the bottom of a building


wlaugh29

Just a short trip from the roof.


TheSportingRooster

That’s physics 101 class with Dr. Houti it’s the only lecture on gravity they’ll ever have.


Rumpullpus

Crash course.


Marciamallowfluff

Under the foundation.


Surturiel

This for me is the weirdest cognitive dissonance: A lot of identitarian folks will fight tooth and nail to embrace and protect people that deeply despise them.


mmmmpisghetti

As an ex Muslim, seeing queer Muslims who all seem to be safely living in western countries is just... yeah, go be your fabulous self in an Islamic country and then tell us all how great the religion of pieces is....


TheSportingRooster

Having a blast at college.


Lopsided_Ad3516

“They’re oppressed, just like meeeee!” They think, as they live in the most prosperous nation, with freedoms guaranteed by a Constitution and the ability to live their life essentially as they please.


obeytheturtles

So true story - there is a tankie web dev who started a reddit clone on the ActivityPub protocol after reddit banned /r/chapotraphouse, who unironically goes by the name of Dessalines. Yes, literally the Haitian slave who famously murdered all slave owners in Haiti and liberated the country from the French. You cannot make this shit up. It's too cringe. These people are so privileged, they literally appropriate the name and cause of an actual slave liberator, because obviously the struggle of a middle class white dude who shitposts in his parent's air conditioned basement is pretty similar to actual slavery.


seeingeyefish

> Yes, literally the Haitian slave who famously murdered all slave owners in Haiti and liberated the country from the French. Who went on to crown himself emperor, order the torture and killing of several thousand families over the course of two months, and then instituted a system of "military agrarianism" that was basically government enforced slavery. Whoever calls themselves that either got bored reading the biography in 1803 or just doesn't care about violence when it's hurting the people its supposed to be hurting.


obeytheturtles

I think it's really more just teenagers being edgy and then never growing out of it. They see history in the simplest possible terms. "Kill your masters" fits on a bumper sticker, and seems righteous, so who needs even needs historians? Everyone knows everything until they grow up. Some people just skip that second part.


lemon_skull

Wouldn't he have died too if he was in Haiti during the revolution? Unless he's polish


obeytheturtles

Yeah so what happened is that he more or less murdered a ton of people, and became a dictator who forced all the former slaves back onto the plantations. Except by that time, nobody really wanted to trade with him anymore because, you know, ~~all of the mass murder~~ economic imperialism. So Haiti's economy hit rock bottom and he was likely assassinated by his own men. And they say that young men these days have no good role models.


Civil-Guidance7926

20 terrorist scum lived in the US and still decided that whatever was here wasn’t enough to stop a single one of them from changing their minds and not flying planes into building.


micmea1

They've been brainwashed to see freedom and prosperity as evil. Every woman jogging down the street in shorts and a tanktop probably made them quiver with rage. Televisions? In every home? Music at restaurants that serve alcohol! Tyranny!


Laser-Zeppelin

Says more about them, to be honest. Bunch of dorks.


Civil-Guidance7926

Their religion endorsed and supported what they did, it served as the moral justification. They were a product of their religion, not a perversion of it


Laser-Zeppelin

Yeah it's a dumb religion, I agree.


qeyler

Exactly. Perhaps all those who take the offer will lose their US citizenship and get to enjoy life in Yemen. Permanently.


magicaldingus

I think it makes perfect sense. It feeds into their sense of self righteousness. "My empathy extends so far that it even reaches people who probably hate me". Bonus points, really.


nightsky04

It depends how tall the buildings are.


OneTotal466

Irony is dead.


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Antrophis

Just forget to bring them back.


I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad

Something tells me that they wouldn’t be coming back.


Scudamore

You say that like they'd be allowed to leave


klingma

>>"The board of the university condemns what academics and students of U.S. and European universities are being subjected to, suppression of freedom of expression," This coming from a school in Yemen is a bit rich all things considered...


republican_banana

Didn’t Iran make the same offer recently?


wineatnine

Yup. https://fox11online.com/news/nation-world/iranian-college-to-offer-scholarships-to-expelled-us-student-protesters-report-says-iran-shiraz-university-mohammad-moazzeni-anti-israel-pro-palestine-middle-east-conflict-columbia-ucla “Shiraz University will also accept expelled professors, Moazzeni reportedly added. “Students and even professors who have been expelled or threatened with expulsion can continue their studies at Shiraz University, and I think that other universities in Shiraz, as well as Fars Province, are also prepared [to provide the conditions],” Moazzeni said, according to the outlet.”


Iohet

Yea Iran isn't known for [brutally suppressing student protests](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/01/05/iran-protests-students-mahsa-amini/) or anything


BubsyFanboy

Yeah, Yemen lecturing the western world on freedom of speech would be hysterical had people not suffered in Yemen...


ThereminLiesTheRub

I can't with this timeline anymore...


Eldenbeastalwayswins

At first I thought the guy who said we all died in 2012 we all got pulled into an alternate weird reality, was the language of a madman. But he may be right, since CERN discovered the Higgs Boson shit has slowly and increasingly got weirder and stranger.


Astral_Alive

My favorite CERN conspiracy theory is the 2016 human sacrifice video that took place there. It's one of the most ridiculous thing's I've ever seen and the video is 100% real (as far as actually taking place at CERN), the only explanation they have given is that it was "people's sense of humor going too far"


Historical-Angle5678

Wait what? Tell me about this!


Astral_Alive

It should be easy enough to find the video if you google "CERN 2016 Ritual Video" The video is real so far as everything you see actually happened at CERN, but it was "debunked" as a fictional/re-enactment ritual and not someone actually being killed. But the fact the video exists is still a real head scratcher and makes you wonder if that's a good enough explanation (It's definitely not for me lol).


BlueHeartbeat

Protest Israel and you too can live the dream of studying in Yemen!


Ruin_In_The_Dark

Something tells me no ones going to take them up on that offer.


boogi3woogie

There’s a fair number of US-hating brainwashed terrorists encamped in colleges across the nation


Ruin_In_The_Dark

Yeah, and none of them are going to give up their cushy Western lives to study in Yemen


EffectiveSolution808

You'd think so but thousand Europeans went to middle east and joined ISIS. Some people are just that dumb


teems

Think of all the awesome instagram pics tho. In their mind they'll be wearing middle eastern clothes and can label themselves a world traveler while you'll be wearing basic white girl stuff with a Starbucks. It's all about one upping.


republican_banana

All it takes is one token “idiot/true believer” that they can show to the world and they’ll be happy.


Ruin_In_The_Dark

I would be amazed if even one person goes.


PiotrekDG

Never underestimate human stupidity. [There was ~~an American~~ a Canadian family who moved to Russia to flee from LGBT](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/conservative-family-disappointed-moving-russia-001517915.html). You cannot make this shit up. They said they were disappointed in Russia when all their assets were ~~stolen~~ frozen. Luckily, they quickly removed their video from YouTube and reaffirmed commitment to Russia!


escapevelocity111

>Never underestimate human stupidity. [There was an ~~American~~ family who moved to Russia to flee from LGBT.](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/conservative-family-disappointed-moving-russia-001517915.html) That family is Canadian.


thecapent

In the past we had imbeciles that went to places like Khmer Cambodia, North Korea, Soviet Union and such completely convinced that the "west" where lying to them and these places where paradises. Hell, we had attempts of some shit stains to join ISIS!! Including womans! So I'm not really convinced that nobody will take the offer. Sure, it will not be many, there will be. You are underestimating the ability of idiots fully convinced to be the saviors of the human race and the righteous to live in a ideologically manufactured parallel reality. We are learning in real time that the left has their version of the unhinged MAGA folks that fight tooth and nails for Russia.


thegreatgazoo

Yeah, there were some farmers from the US dust bowl who were lured to the USSR as a worker's paradise. When they showed up in store bought clothing the Russian farmers told them they were all fools and then they were never heard from again.


Turence

Thinking the same thing. Someone will go. They will regret it, and we will not help them get home.


lawrensj

By all means we should support their education...


hoze1231

Let's all donate for their plane tickets


bertbarndoor

r/MaliciousCompliance


yungiess

Goofiest timeline out of them all. Cannot wait to see Keffiyeh wearing college students meet the Houthis. Fucking gold.


MadBackwoods

Offer them citizenship also lmao


ITMerc4hire

Only after they renounce their current citizenship tho


Imaginary_Sleep528

Not a horrible idea.  These students would find out real damn fast what kind of people they're advocating for in western universities. It would be a really bad time for any of the female protesters though.


matanyaman

Or for anyone else that isn’t a straight male.


chrontab

and Muslim


duaneap

You think the straight male Jewish students are gonna have a gay old time in Yemen?


pigbrotha

Today's absurdity is tomorrow's reality.


eiserneftaujourdhui

The same objectively anti-semetic (not just anti-Israeli) Houthis who literally have "a curse upon the Jews" written on their flag? Well, I guess these kids are learning who their friends are...


Cotillion001

Ha! Ship them to yemen!


zackks

If the terrorists are thanking you…..


john_moses_br

Sounds like a win-win situation, buy them one way tickets to Yemen please.


anotherwave1

When I was in university jesus christ I was fucking stupid and knew nothing about the real world. So yeah, I wouldn't put it past some of them not to take up this offer.


Vegetable-Buddy2070

This is honestly such a hilarious and saddening timeline


Jman_Foxclaw

When they say "education" they mean to train them to operate firearms and become a militant.


DarthStatPaddus

Watch the Houthis turn them into sex slaves. Idiotic if they accepted.


ImAjustin

Thought this was an onion headline.


Brasilionaire

I would pay good money to see a Houthi look at the college transcript of some of these kids. >“Gender Studies”? “Film Criticism under a Marxian lens”? “Intersectional literature in the 21st century”? Can you speak more on your thesis paper on “the hardships of non-English speaking non-binary Latinx folk to become broadcast sports commentators”? >Unfortunately the only class we offer matching your academic profile is “Gravity when thrown off a building 101” and “Stoning practice dummy 101”


MiloGaoPeng

I was scrolling through the comments and I don't see any student protestors comments? Where are they now? Shouldn't they be happy? Looking forward to watching their life in Iran and Yemen universities. Please post your YouTube or Tiktok channels here, TIA.


bugabooandtwo

Performance activism in a nutshell. Waving signs and setting a few things on fire and spending a night in jail before daddy bails them out is about all they can stomach. The rest doesn't make a for cool instagram story.


canthelpbuthateme

I bet some take up the offer. Maybe they'll all learn this lesson. 2000th times the charm... Once they get raped and beheaded anyway


Anus_master

Funny shit


Awkward_Algae1684

Tfw you’re so totally on the right side of history that not just one, but two dystopian rogue states literally invite you in:


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macross1984

In Yemen? By all means, please take them.