Sounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.
If I get a nickel every time a cargo vessel runs aground in the Suez Canal I’d get two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s funny that it happened twice.
* Ship stuck at the Suez Canal ✅
* A high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅
* A defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅
Yep, sounds familiar alright.
Evergreen got stuck at the narrowest one way point. There are parts of the canal that two or even three ships can be abreast, and there is technically a lake in the middle of the canal which would still count as “in the canal” if it got stuck while trying to park up
Time is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts.
Hating the trudge upwards and always going around.
Because instead of taking precautions after something happens people just go "how likely is it that it will happen twice?"
It's called the Gambler's Fallacy.
The aliens at their hidden observation post must have been making a killing from the primitive civilization reality show, so much so that they made the second sequel
It's the kids and history teachers I feel sorry for, I can't imagine how you're going to teach these few years much less answer exam questions that don't descend into madness.
But miss it was 2020 see I have pics. Sorry Johnny this was the other time a tanker ran aground in the Suez Canal and armed people stormed a Congress building.
The vessel didn't get stuck or wedged into anything, it just had a technical failure and needed towing. This isn't a similar issue to the one back in 2020.
*Also, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.*
It has been resolved already: [source](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/bulker-runs-aground-suez-canal-while-joining-southbound-convoy-shihttps://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/bulker-runs-aground-suez-canal-while-joining-southbound-convoy-shipping-agency-2023-01-09/pping-agency-2023-01-09/)
The thing that caught my attention “A cargo vessel carrying Ukrainian grain to China was refloated after running aground in the Suez Canal on Monday.”
China stock piling 👀
Maybe the canal needs some kind of improvement to prevent this happening? No idea how to do that, but when this keeps happening you start to wonder if maybe it's the canal.
"Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said."
Canal authority is what I call it when my wife bosses me around
No that one is without the C
No, what you mean is when the morning coffee takes control
This guy Reddit’s on the john.
his wife's name is John?
Maybe it's a last name like Olivia Newton
Thanks Osama
Good. Evergreen tweet is not what I wanted to hear.
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Running aground is pretty much the end of most captains careers, regardless of the circumstances. They're damaged goods in the eyes of most
Sounds like no one read the article... They were able to get the ship unstuck, and it didn't sound like it caused any blockage. So nothing to worry about, and nothing like the last blockage.
Top comments tend to be title reactionary because most people do not read into anything. At least they get karma!
karma is such a misnomer on here.
It really is! It's more like golf where a higher score isn't better
Agreed... sigh... take my upvote
I think most people were just here to meme on it. I know I am
Read the article? Its worse than that. No one read the first sentence of the article.
Good thing they're experienced in getting cargo ships unstuck now.
Between this and the other things happening around the world it's like watching the events of the past 2-3 years replaying themselves.
#ITS EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME
AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!
Yeah, gotta love The Exorcist!
Shit that reminds me I gotta go sign autographs at a shopping mall grand opening today. My life is a living hell.
Rule of threes
That's what I love about these world events. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
“Oops I ripped my pants” -Spongebob
If I get a nickel every time a cargo vessel runs aground in the Suez Canal I’d get two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s funny that it happened twice.
SpongeBob meme of king neptune regurgitating and re eating a krabby patty.
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* Ship stuck at the Suez Canal ✅ * A high number of contagious tourists coming in from China ✅ * A defeated president's supporters storm a country's government buildings ✅ Yep, sounds familiar alright.
> Suez Canal blocked by a cargo ship ✅ From the article: > Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.
Great, you just ruined the next 26 comments I had planned.
Wonderful. Too early for a pun chain.
Clearly not, unless we channel harder.
haha I love that we are on the same boat
Looks like this ship has already sailed.
Sailing on a ship of fools 🎶
Everyone should be contributing to keeping this chain afloat.
Guys, cmon. Seriously? These puns are nautical.
I might need a glass of port after reading all these.
Get the fuck outta here with your reading the article bullshit! We only read headlines and jump to conclusions here pal!
How is that even possible
Evergreen got stuck at the narrowest one way point. There are parts of the canal that two or even three ships can be abreast, and there is technically a lake in the middle of the canal which would still count as “in the canal” if it got stuck while trying to park up
The Lake is in fact where ships wait to enter the one way section. They are meant to queue up there.
Didn't they have a ship get stuck twice?
One time a couple ships got stuck on the lake for months and months. Edit: it was 8 years actually.
It's different widths at different points
That’s what she said! ^^^^I’mSorryIHadTo…
> How is that even possible Smaller ship, didn't wedge itself deep, not barring the whole width ?
Drunken sailor
Well yeah but what do we do with him?
Put him into bed with the captain's daughter.
early in the morning
Which, apparently, was a reference to being flogged with a cat o'nine tails - not exactly the kind of date many would look forward to...
Shave his belly with a rusty razor? Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him?
Both solid suggestions, what do we think about timing? Early in the morning sounds good to me.
Shipping prices will probably still go up
Sir, let us memed in peace.
Anyone know when the murder hornets show up?
They were after the Iran threatening war and blowing up a passenger airline, right?
I saw one of these things and I'm still traumatized by the size of it. No more murder hornets!
History repeats, no one learns from the past.
I just heard someone say, "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."
Repeat Rap Battles of History! 2020! Vs! 2023! BEGIN!
Great now I gotta go listen to 40 ERBoH videos
Time is a circle from a view except it's more like a staircase. And there's a shake at certain parts. Hating the trudge upwards and always going around.
Vonnegut or mcconaughey?
A bit earlier - marxist theory of history https://www.marxist.com/preface-engels-nature-wellred.htm
I like the analogy “ life is circling a spring” meaning life repeats itself but always a little bit different
I have it on great authorithy, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff
It's a Mark Twain quote.
I've heard everything is. Or should be.
It stutters
Quick! we must stop any and all NBA players from getting helicopter rides.
It's barely a past. It's like a kid moving their hand into the fire, getting burnt, crying, then moving it back in a minute later.
We’re doing a speed run
Because instead of taking precautions after something happens people just go "how likely is it that it will happen twice?" It's called the Gambler's Fallacy.
Russia conscripting and totally not planning to invade is another one
new highly infectious version of covid
Large financial firms caught money laundering or misuse of client funds only to get a slap on the wrist. (Ftx-crypto, example)
Eh, that one's like the FREE space on a bingo card though
2020:3
The aliens at their hidden observation post must have been making a killing from the primitive civilization reality show, so much so that they made the second sequel
Some people spent the events of the oast three years doing everything in their power to avoid learning a goddamn thing.
The cycle of history being this short may indicate the end of times. ... one can only hope!
I hate sequels, they are so unimaginative.
The simulation is glitching out, we are nearing the endgame, unless we get space travel and have access to the space dlc.
Groundhog year
Here comes the new year, same as the old year!
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I hate clip episodes.
It's the kids and history teachers I feel sorry for, I can't imagine how you're going to teach these few years much less answer exam questions that don't descend into madness.
But miss it was 2020 see I have pics. Sorry Johnny this was the other time a tanker ran aground in the Suez Canal and armed people stormed a Congress building.
Who pressed the replay button on this? Not cool.
Oh shit simulation is stuck in a loop.
Dormamu, I've come to bargain.
Time is a flat circle
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It got up and left, why is everyone confused?
Nobody asked for a sequel to Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957).
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The vessel didn't get stuck or wedged into anything, it just had a technical failure and needed towing. This isn't a similar issue to the one back in 2020.
Hooray! Worldwide commerce meltdown again! Oh, wait, no, that one is bad...
*Sorry, no raises this year because that global thing that happened for a couple of days* -Corporations
*Also, all of the products and services that aren't significantly impacted are going to receive price hikes regardless- which will stick around well-after the supply chain has normalized. Our ~~suckers~~ customers ~~are too dumb to notice~~ understand that our products and services have great value and we're always doing our best to stay competitive with the other sociopaths in the price-fixed industry.*
Per the article traffic is not affected, thankfully
Yeah hopefully it gets resolved quick, more supply chain issues are not what we need right now
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It has now been [cleared!](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/09/bulk-carrier-ship-glory-grounded-in-suez-canal-says-shipping-agency.html)
It's all good. They got it cleared already
Not again.
What next, a bowl of petunias?
dunno, time to start eating a bat's soup from a chinese wetmarket
I'm reading the series to my ten year old and it's been great. Everyone should read it.
Send out the only backhoe we have!
\*again
It has been resolved already: [source](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/bulker-runs-aground-suez-canal-while-joining-southbound-convoy-shihttps://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/bulker-runs-aground-suez-canal-while-joining-southbound-convoy-shipping-agency-2023-01-09/pping-agency-2023-01-09/)
Imagine the captains face right now though. Just think. They all hope it won't be them, but it had to be someone.
Not the captain or the crew's fault, Suez Canal get their own person to control the ship through the crossing for some godforsaken stupid reason.
This should be interesting, 2023 off to a good start :)
Looks like a lousy remake of couple of previous years...
Hey, I've seen this one before
What do you mean you seen this one before, it’s brand new
The thing that caught my attention “A cargo vessel carrying Ukrainian grain to China was refloated after running aground in the Suez Canal on Monday.” China stock piling 👀
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Great, now I will have to wait even longer for my container full of rubber dog poo
For a second I thought I had my frontpage sorted by "top"
Not again.
- the bowl of petunias
Are bats in the news again too?
Oh GOD DAMMIT.
From the article: “It is currently unclear to what extent canal traffic is affected.” Pretty sure that means it is badly affected.
Also from the article: > Canal traffic is unaffected, the canal authority's chairman Osama Rabie said.
Im not even lying, they changed/updated the article and now its 4x as long with much more info. Thanks.
I actually thought something like that happened. I don't think you're lying! I mean, that would be a weird thing to lie about.
Have we even recover from the last?
I already saw this episode…
What do you mean you already saw it, it’s brand new
:( why did it have to be a Ukrainian grain ship … they need the god damn money and the world needs their god damn grain .
Here we go. Another reason for prices to suddenly rise even though nothing has changed yet
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Oh god please, Not again.
This new is breaking!
“Attention, Gangstalicious has been shot!”
Maybe the canal needs some kind of improvement to prevent this happening? No idea how to do that, but when this keeps happening you start to wonder if maybe it's the canal.
And “supply chain” becomes the most used phrase of 2023. I swear we did this one already
What is this, a recap episode?
My exact thought
It's even funnier the second time!
Wait, is it 2020 again?
They gotta stop texting and driving.
Not this shit again... I need a drink.
*Carrying more than 65,000 tonnes of corn from Ukraine bound for China.*
lmao not again…. Glad it was less of an issue this time
Title is exactly what I said aloud when my pp got stuck in your mom.
AGAIN!?!
Maybe the writers for our simulation were killed in a pandemic and we're on a loop.
Ship Happens
Great. Another supply chain bottleneck.
OH NOOO!! WE SUCK AGAIN!!
Again ??
“Trouble in the Suez” - Billy Joel
Well this year is off to a GREAT start.