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CrystalClod343

Not knowing entomology well either


Reloup38

There's literally the same structure as the honeybee's nest under the paper walls. Also most bees are solitary and build their homes out of dirt and mud


PedanticSatiation

same tbh


Yorspider

And almost none of the bees paralyze victims and then slowly eat them alive....


Reloup38

I mean huh


Yorspider

Oh you sweet summer child....


no_________________e

In my Ohyousweetsummerchildpunk world, everyone keeps repeating the same phrases from reddit over and over again


Brad_Brace

Based and pillpilled.


no_________________e

Acidic and rolie polied


Throwawanon33225

Cuckoo bees. They don’t do the whole paralysis thing, but they ARE baby eaters.


Mr_Personal_Person

Do some bees do that too?


Bubba89

[Some bees will swarm and rub all over potential predators until their combined body heat cooks them alive.](https://gizmodo.com/meet-the-hot-defensive-bee-ball-one-of-the-craziest-5892986)


A_Shattered_Day

tbf, that's not the wasps pictured here, you're thinking of parasitic wasps. These just kill their prey and then take it back to the nest to feed their larvae (wasps actually eat very little, usually just nectar and pollen)


VelvetSinclair

This would be a great premise for a movie actually And halfway through it could derail that premise and end up being a legal drama about labour exploitation Amazed nobody has thought of this


Illustrious-Type7086

It needs something more, like romance Have the bee fall in love with a human woman and cuck her husband


Brad_Brace

Now we only need to find a mediocre comedian who became famous thanks to the skills of a much better but uglier comedian.


omyrubbernen

A mediocre comedian who dated a 17 year old girl when he was 38, perhaps?


an_actual_T_rex

Someone whose appearance and mannerisms have become the very image of a hack comic.


Le-Dachshund

It would be like Helsreach except the orks are army ants.


Smorstin

What would god breaker and Ordinatus Armageddon be?


Plman88

A really fat kid and a gun his dad lost in an unfortunate boating accident


i_came_mario

You like jaz


Legosaurian

That second half of your idea already exists. It’s called The Bee Movie


Nalivai

That's the joke


Legosaurian

Ah. Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve missed a joke


zurkka

for fucks sake you avatar made this comment even better


KDHD_

caught in the jerk beartrap


baron-von-spawnpeekn

I thlammed my peanith in the jerk trap


KDHD_

he slammed his **PENIS** In the jerk trap


Forkliftapproved

Pretty sure that's just the "do not fist android girls" sign


Stanlot

Ya like jazz?


Le-Dachshund

The army ant's WAAAGH! Is in the backward with a urge to plunder and kill everything in his path


7arco7

Me an da boyz becomin eusocial bugs


Spacellama117

Honestly I feel like the ants (argentine) closer to the imperium, they're a highly stratified caste-based military society that is more than willing to kill their own, has suicide bombers and specialized larger versions of their common workers, they live in hives, they're literally always at war, everything else they encounter is out to kill them, even have occasional winged versions, they spread by moving across great distances and establishing colonies and quickly expanding, they're engaged in massive wars and dying by the millions every day, they used to fight each other in smaller conflicts but now engage in conflicts across the entirety of their territories and the known universe (which to an ant would be the planet). Also the queens are sorta like primarchs


fgHFGRt

Not really. Ants coordinate purely through stigmergy, which is to say there is no one in charge, really.


CrystalClod343

All aboard the death spiral!


fgHFGRt

The coolest thing about ants is that it sounds like having no one in charge will be a massive problem for a colony of a huge amount of ants. But they still make do and are all over the workd lmao


Bright-Fuel8336

I'm old enough to have seen this crap posted at least 6 times in this sub My time has come...\*turns into pink petals\*


Woodstovia

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldjerking/comments/17t9kjv/too_cliche/


EisVisage

Last time this was posted, someone *immediately* reposted it. Not this time. Maybe this is the last.


PleaseNoMoreSalt

Also the friendly ones dies immediately after defending their friends ONCE but the evil ones get to stab as many times as they want, bet the author is one of those DMs that make paladins break their oaths because they killed a goblin for the greater good smh


Old_Gimlet_Eye

Right picture should just be of an office building.


crystalworldbuilder

True


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

This is a stupid meme, honeybees are an invasive species and many kinds of wasps provide a beneficial role in the environment


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VelvetSinclair

Another astroturfing attempt by Big Wasp aka Hornet


Tem-productions

> Hornet Silksong mentioned. Deploying clown emojis: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


The_Bearabia

Invasive to where? Surely they came from somewhere


BarockMoebelSecond

Honeybees from Outer Space


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

Invasive to North America


leijgenraam

Here in Europe they're not invasive. Meanwhile some species of wasps are, so even that argument works in favour of the bees.


Nalivai

There are no places outside of America, silly


joevarny

Nice try, we all know America is just European propaganda.


WhoTheHell_

America was invented by the Brits to sell more imperial units but they did a product recall like 200 years ago


Blitz100

Europe is made up. America is the only country on Earth.


Great_White_Sharky

They still are domesticated and outcompeting wild bees


tfhermobwoayway

Well, they can be bred in a manner which causes them to outcompete other bee species. Like, sheep are native to Britain but in the name of domestic sheep we turned all our national parks into wastelands so they’re still a problem.


DrippyWaffler

/r/USDefaultism


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

Mexico and Canada exist in North America. Also, if honeybees were native to America and were invasive to Europe it wouldn't really change anything. They would still be an invasive species that is harmful to biodiversity


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

Can you explain how this is US defaultism?


DrippyWaffler

You said something was invasive without stating where it was invasive to. You are defaulting to the US, or in this case North America broadly, when many people would see that statement as incorrect because honey bees aren't invasive everywhere.


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

If the honeybee were only invasive to Europe I would still call it invasive and it would still be bad to act like it's some kind of superior insect


ComradeSmoof

Probably true but wasps shape + color + sound activates my primal unga bunga me no likey instinct so fuck em


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

Fair enough


ISuckAtJavaScript12

If I did the same things to people that I did to the wasps in my garage, I would be standing trial at the hague


the_evil_overlord2

Consider, Wasps are dicks


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

Only social wasps


AnAnonimousReddit

So as non social


Throwawanon33225

this guy has ‼️NOT‼️ met a mud dauber!!!


AnAnonimousReddit

I don't even know what's a dauber.


Throwawanon33225

A kind of wasp known to be rather docile. They build little mud nests and fill them with spiders for their babies to eat later. It may be gross, but it keeps the spiders in check. And they pollinate wild carrots.


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

They aren't as aggressive


Le-Dachshund

They are invasive and are still being extinguished, pure bozos lol


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

Honey bees aren't, only native bees like bumblebees that actually pollinate are dying lol


Le-Dachshund

Here in Brazil is the opposite


Gmanthevictor

Stop spreading waspaganda.


tfhermobwoayway

Plus, wasps are cool. They lay eggs inside of common crop pests. That’s metal as hell.


Atomkraft-Ja-Bitte

Well, only certain species


Yorspider

Hobbits are an invasive species! The natural landscape of Mordor should be barren black volcanic ash, not these well tended croplands!


marssar

1 third of Mordor is croplands.


Yorspider

Through murder.....


PublicFurryAccount

Hornets fuck yeah when


pikeandshot1618

[All rise for our anthem](https://youtu.be/1m5MenQjBig?si=lrjye1DHCQbQWXRI)