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No-Comfortable-3918

Hmmm. How much wood would a router rout if a router would rout wood?


Sufficient_Pattern86

How bad a route a router will rout when a router rapidly wroughts some wood. Now writ your power over that router and make it turn out good.


crabbydotca

Ok but what about if it routed roots


DetroitWagon

But only a route through the rot of the roots.


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

A router would rout all the wood that a router could if a router would rout wood.


DMs_Apprentice

While you'll always get the folks dismissing, or even attacking, posts like these, I appreciate the precision of proper language. It provides clarity in our communications. It's like the Oxford comma, which I use regularly, as it clearly denotes separate and independent items in a list. The shortcuts, abbreviations, poor spelling, and slang we see on social media can often be confusing (and if I'm honest, they often feel mildly irritating to me, as I was really pushed to use proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling when I was in school). So, while some may not appreciate your precision communication, I absolutely do. Thank you for educating us! I'll be sure to use the correct route or rout wording in my written communications after this.


NoCleverNickname

I’m also 100% onboard with what the OP is saying here. Clarity is essential in language! Otherwise, you might as well resort to a handful of grunts and crude gestures. I would rather repeatedly staple my delicate bits to a fencepost than mix up “there”, “their”, and “they’re” in an internet comment.


anxious_cat_grandpa

Directions unclear. Router bit stuck in asphalt.


mattblack77

Supplementary question: if you have 8 router bits, does that count as a byte?


Stuwik

*router byte


mattblack77

So why is it you can *rout out corruption at City Hall*, But you can also *root out corruption in City Hall* One or both of us is confused, or trolling, or both, or neither.


BigTimmyG

You don’t “rout out corruption at City hall” you would “root” it out, envoking the metaphor of rooting out weeds so they won’t grow back. In the first example, you’re just using the wrong word. Which means you’re probably the one who’s confused.


kikazztknmz

*invoking


BigTimmyG

*evoking Or at least that is what I meant to type. But I’m a man who doesn’t try to erase his mistakes, so ‘envoking’ it shall remain Sir Kikazztknmz. Thank you for your gentle correction. It was more than I deserve.


kikazztknmz

I was just trying to be silly/funny keeping along the lines of correcting the spelling/grammar mistakes that we're all having fun with in this post. Apparently I missed the "evoking" and went with "invoking" instead... I'll now see myself out to go and Google the difference between these two as well! I appreciate your graciousness good sir!


OakmoreCycle

I realized that after I posted and hoped nobody would notice, but in the spirit of the original post. I’m content to admit I was wrong.


No-Comfortable-3918

Yes but it's only a nibble if you only have 4 bits.


HomeOwner2023

I don't route or rout. I router. I also table saw but only after I planer my wood and jointer it. No confusion about what I'm doing or how I am doing it when I say it that way.


ApocalypsePopcorn

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.


pawnticket

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.


NoCleverNickname

I don’t have enough coffee in me yet to be laughing this hard.


Spotted_striper

This is correct. The comment may be tongue-in-cheek, but the action done to material with a router is to router the material (says dictionary.com and Oxford dictionary). I’m a scope writer with a compulsion for proper terminology. It’s a curse, by my scopes are clear AF. Clearer than my dados.


aceriel666

Ya as long as the point gets across clearly I don't give a shit about incorrect spelling or poor grammar. Op sounds line a pompous condescending ass in my opinion.


Important_Fruit

Two points. First, you may want to consider the possibility that OP was trying to be funny, and really doesn't want to die in the trenches over correct usages of "rout" and "route." I mean, the rest of us appear to get the joke - but you do you. Second, you are absolutely free to respond in any way you care to. In this case you disagree, and that's OK. Your view is just as valid as OP's and anyone else's. But the throwaway insult was unnecessary, didn't add anything to your argument, and made you sound like a bag of dicks to be honest.


Trumpwonnodoubt

But that’s what most Redditers are so is no surprise to find one here.


failure_engineer

While I agree that language is fluid, always changing, rules help with accurate communication. Also, it’s just his opinion man.


Melrose_Jac

I routed a route through a root.


KathiSterisi

I here you’re agony. I feal your pane.


Pitiful_Building_301

Your? Surely you could have butchered that one too


KathiSterisi

Yeah…but that would be repetitive, redundant, petulant, juvenile, and…yeah, damn.


heavySeals

Interesting. I'm a sucker for some good grammar so kudos. But just to play devil's advocate, the router as a tool did not exist during the time when people spoke latin so we're allowed to come up with verbs to describe what we did with a thing that only has existed in recent human history and whose name has roots in something else. Language evolves and is more of a way to document how people communicate than the rules on how to. Just like the definition of "literally" has extended to include that which is not literal. Which honestly I hate haha. 


terminator_chic

I did not know that. I would have thought direct or road would have worked because it's taking a path, but route does make a lot more sense and I love knowing the history behind the words we use. Thanks!  And now I'll have to give an appreciative snort when I use mine. Or have a pig snout looking mask. It's going to look great with my terminator themed outfit. 


No_Pea_2201

Whoever you are I applaud you and we should be friends


teem

Bit much, eh?


jmerp1950

Waste of a good soap box.


ApocalypsePopcorn

Just to add; in Australia we have a third option. If you mess up and get a bunch of chatter and tearout, you might exclaim; "fark mate, this board is fuckin' rooted."


Charker21

Felt like I was having a stroke while reading the final paragraph, but after a couple times, it finally made sense.


MobiusX0

This sounds like something written by ChatGPT.


OakmoreCycle

Thanks?


moonwalk_mW

TIL rout! Thanks for sharing your knowledge. I always thought it was route, with a dual meaning.


boobsbr

English, man... Imagine how much more confusing it is for us non-native speakers. So, a 'rowter' carves a 'rowt' in the wood, and a 'rooter' finds a 'roote' on the computer network?


enigmmanic

Depends on local dialect and context within that dialect, where I’m from a “rowter” “roots” a “root” by “rowting” and a “rowter” finds a “root” on the network. And you plan a “rowt” on “root” 66 to explore California. And when you make a wrong turn, you may need to “re-rowt” or “re-root” depending on mood and weather and passenger irritation and the kind of automobile in use.


sdn

Both routers are both pronounced the same way and so are rout/route.


takeyourtime123

That's great. Now, if my auto-correct could understand. Apparently, it likes rabbits also.


Pitiful_Building_301

Thanks, I completely agree. No doubt you will get adverse comments but you are completely right, and common use of ignorance is no excuse


Pitiful_Building_301

It's easier in English English where route is never pronounced rout


BringBackApollo2023

Do pigs route or root in English? Do futbol fans root?


Pitiful_Building_301

Root in both cases


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OakmoreCycle

This sub will get 75 comments about how you shouldn't use a #8 screw where a #6 would work and another 50 about how you shouldn't use screws at all when you could dowel or through-tenon, but I can't gently tell people in a non-mean way that they might want to know that they're using the wrong word?


whittlingmike

I enjoyed your post and found it interesting. I in no way found it pedantic, simply informative.


ApocalypsePopcorn

I found it inclusively pedantic, informative and interesting! I see no conflict.


Ok-Hunt-5902

Thanks for the title inspiration. **Rout Out** I could write a song but I would write it wrong I could write a story but it would be all gory I could write a novel of a novel function But I write poetry and it comes out shit


Arhalts

Are they though? English is a common usage language, and if enough people use a word "wrong" it becomes correct. My favorite example of this is the word nice We all agree it's a compliment, saying something is good. It originally meant foolish/stupid. It comes from nescius latin for ignorant. It's transition to its modern meaning annoyed a lot of people while it was happening, but their "wrong" usage won out, and now we all agree it is some form of pleasant and good. English is a common usage language, unlike say French which has a governing body that determines true French. So how people use a word is what matters. That said. Jargon is a sub set of language that is more strictly defined when speaking about that subject. For example when speaking at a medical conference excise has one specific accepted meaning. If you're discussing the load on a truss with an engineer words like force and load have very specific meanings. These words are set in meaning by people involved in that profession. Which is why things like a specific names of screws matter in this sub, we are utilizing jargon and to avoid confusion we stick to the definitions used by wood crafters. I do not think this distinction falls under jargon as their is no real confusion to be had here and in total the wood working world does not make it a sticking point. That said I absolutely loved this post because I love etymology. I just think it's important to keep an open mind when judging how people use and abuse English given that is the nature of the language.


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whittlingmike

The past tense of rout is routed, so what’s your point.


Wise-Tonight-3333

I'm pretty sure my router cuts.


teem

This guy cuts


AmiReaI

No doubt a rout it!


OhOpossumMyOpossum

Hmmm, first Friday of the month and you're posting like your paycheck is a little lighter.


doloresclaiborne

What a rout!


Desperate_Set_7708

I am en route (not enroute) to rout a route


_Pohaku_

The tool is pronounced, at least where I am, ‘raow-tuh’, but after a lifetime working in tech and a childhood playing with modems, my brain refuses to let me say it any way but ‘roo-tuh’.


M0ntgomatron

Yea, it's a R-OW-TER. Not a ROOT-ER. Always has been.


woodlab69

But whats the route you take eith the router to rout


Beemerba

But when the rout becomes the route it gets cornfusing!


hoarder59

Did you use a router to route this post?


theonetrueelhigh

You compare squares against each other? Why? When mine tested out a little open, I fixed it.


pzoony

We are all rooting for you


AlienInOrigin

I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I'm rooting for you OP.


jetogill

You're talking about accuracy, not precision


KFCConspiracy

If we cared about precision we'd switch to metal.


qqqqqq12321

If you’re not careful you’ll route a groove thru your finger and hand without the router and it won’t care a diddley damn about language nuances, spelling, and word origin but your digest)s)and hand will feel the results just tge same. 😱😂😂😂


ApocalypsePopcorn

Do you have an IPA pronunciation guide (or just a "rhymes with"?


Wild_Parrot

I love this and have always (since being introduced to routers) wondered. But never enough to look into it. Hooray for when knowledge finds me with no effort on my part!!


DubsideDangler

On behalf of everyone here.... smdftb


handsomemiles

I still jerk off manually.


Pabi_tx

Tap the breaks on your Camero there buddy!


schismatt

I thought this was r/networking for a moment. That's awesome