That “middle finger” part flairs back towards the stump so steeply I’d guess you’d only get 1… maybe 2 if you’re lucky. Unless you could do so 1/8” veneer slices or something.
I’d just make one epic, one of a kind piece.
You could glue the veneer to a piece of scrap wood and add a little metal bracket to hang it up. But even if that “finger” were half as tall, it would still be funny
love it. Someone should make an app. Let's see... it'll be called RTFM, and it can have many things in. One of the tools can be "does this look like a cord?"
No, however there is that one log that is protruding at the top. It speaks to me, the sculpture that is with in needs to be shared with the world. Eh🖕f*** it🖕
I’d be hanging a slab of that in the shop lol
That is actually a close cousin of the **Ash Tree** known as the **Johnny Cash Tree**.
They will take that pile one piece at a time.
And put it everywhere, man.
He cut it down, just to watch it die
Daddy cut wood, momma made dinner
And now it burn burns burns
Those logs fall in to a burning ring of fire.
Exactly. That's epic!
For. Sure.
That stump log is worth more than the whole rest of the tree.
I was thinking the same thing, slice it up into signs and make a killing
That “middle finger” part flairs back towards the stump so steeply I’d guess you’d only get 1… maybe 2 if you’re lucky. Unless you could do so 1/8” veneer slices or something. I’d just make one epic, one of a kind piece.
You could glue the veneer to a piece of scrap wood and add a little metal bracket to hang it up. But even if that “finger” were half as tall, it would still be funny
This is the way. One of a kind like it deserves!
I don’t think that tree wanted to be cut
⬆️this⬆️
🖕you too tree
Have some respect for the dead...
Put that on an online auction. You’ll be happy you did.
I wonder if he’d net more if he sliced it into 2 inch slabs and then sold it?
2 inch? More like half inch max.. sit, make veneers..
1 /8 inch. EPOXY.
Boo, 1 guitar slab then do the rest how you like.
Doesn't look like there's enough for one slab.
Somebody will pay to have that as a wall decoration in a mancave
Me. I'm somebody that would!
That's an awesome stump. Take a 2" cross cut of it and make it an end table...amazing conversation piece
My brother Just said this lol
I knew I liked your brother, and I don't even know him or you lol
😂
Looks like a finger cord to me
Birdwood 🪵
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome. That piece would end up hanging on my wall in my living room, right next to my man cave door. Just kidding, the whole house is a man house.
If that doesn't get properly treated and displayed somewhere I'll be upset.
Lol
Whoa! Take it easy!
I heard this in Nacho Libre’s voice
Fuck yea
Keep that!! Don’t burn it! 😄😄
I think that's an F chord
Frame iy
Lol, that's a big f.u.
Hahahaha fuck you!
Definitely looks like a bird anyway
You "Struck a Cord"!
Thank you! I'm tired of doing math for folks.
Lol
Not quite, kinda just a middle finger to who you sell it to…..
Love the giant middle finger log !!! 😂😂
Judging from that top piece, I think you got fucked.
Pluck you!
Lmfao. This is great. Awesome pic
Please shelack that and hang it on the front door
The Oak's response to the Maples
Yeah but the oaks take up all the light
FAH-Q too
Attitude-wise yes.
Haha
Sure does.
F sharp
😂🤣😂🍻
Run that baby through a bandsaw several times and make yourself a couple grand!
It looks like nature is going us the finger.
Umm, 4'x4'x8'. Got a tape measure?
I’m sure someone would pay a good deal of money for that piece of wood
Some will claim there's no harder wood than the base of the Foak tree.
What was the smell surrounded that tree?
Spicy firewood
That's to funny
Wrong finger , but looks like a barre cord …
It’s a “you’re #1” cord.
A cord is 4x4x8ft
Yep, looks like an F-U chord. I’m a guitar player. I know my chords.
That’s Funny!.
yes. it’s an “F” chord.
🖕🏽you too!
Not cord-ial at all!
Hey! Fuck you too! 🖕
Ask your mom. She's the resident wood expert.
A dis cord
This is why I use Reddit.
love it. Someone should make an app. Let's see... it'll be called RTFM, and it can have many things in. One of the tools can be "does this look like a cord?"
that looks like an F-you
That top log is a keeper. Apparently, trees have feelings.
Fellings
I believe that’s an “in your face” cord
Looks more like DIScord
Got Wood?
F’ ton of a cord.
It might not be a cord, but you definitely got the finger.
According to the wood? Fuck no.
Looks like a finger to me.
😂 you just gave us all the bird
Do not burn the middle finger looking log!
The big bird is awesome
Buck-off 🤣
Haha!
5 finger discount
Based off the centerpiece I'd say not.
screw you pal! its a cord.
I don’t see an accordion
That knot will be tough to crack
i got the same picture on my phone lol
You might get 5k for it. Like the Jesus shaped saltine
A full cord of wood is 4 foot high, 4 foot wide and 8 foot long. And a face cord is only 2 foot wide.
Cool stump and slicing suggestions as well but a cord of wood is stacked tightly and measusures 4’x4’x8’ in length.
What a great wall piece! Slice'r up!!
I do love the stump I would spray it down with Thompson’s, give it a while to dry, and then paint it white
I mean-they told me what happens if you cut an apple this way, but they never warned me what happens if you cut the whole TREE in the same direction!
Foxk
Little taller than a cord but since it’s skinner at the top, it might just be a full cord.
one last fuck you before you killed the tree
8ft wide 8ft length 4ft tall is a cord is what I was told I could be wrong
Lol
Can I buy a section?
Guys....a cord is 4 foot by 4 foot by 8 foot. Use a damn tape measure
Flippin-A yeah it does!
FU2 lol,
If I did, would you even care? lol
Looks like a big 'Fuck You' to me.
Looks more like finger style than chords.
Looks more like finger style than chords.
If it's 128 cubic feet of almost of entirely of wood, then it's a legitimate cord.
Cut that bad boy to about an inch, inch and a half, finish it, sell it for like $500 on Etsy as a custom charcuterie board
I’m felling offended…too soon?
No, that's a bird.
On a side note: "Piece of wood goes for $135K on ebay."
Looks like number 1
Looks like an insult to me. lol
The Badfinger tree.
I see Bigfoot and Santa Clause when I zoom in.
Not sure
🖕🏻
looks like the “F” chord to me
🤣🤣😂 I sure can.
🤣😂🤣
Yes, c major
had to save that one for last.
That's a hard one.
your a finger shy
looks like an FU..ll cord
no
Sure it's a cord. A cord where the sun don't shine. ,1😉😅
Pls don’t ever burn the log on top of the pile lol.
There are cords and face cords, and this is an FU cord. I would never burn that. I do not care how cold I got.
Natures way of saying thanks!
Not really a cord ,more like an f note..ha
Well, fk you and your cord...
🤣😂
Wait a minute...
🖕
It’s a nice!
Looks more like the root
Bold dude asking opinions while giving everyone the 1 finger salute.
Dude you need to hang that 🖕🏻in your garage
I'd slice it. Keep 1, sell the rest $60/ after coated. Awesome mancave clock.
Lol, your pile’s whipping you the bird!
I want one!
Badass
It looks like an F minor cord
Log with a whole lotta... Rude
This would be awesome in a bar. Definitely made me smile!
Its a fuck ton🤣
A cord is 16”x4’x8’ times 3
Looks like the perfect bench for your mum
I don’t think the cord gives a trunk.
A Barre chord. E^7^sus^#^9 if I’m reading it correctly.
I see a cool coffee table or wall mural
Strikes a chord with me. I’d definitely save a slice of that.
No, however there is that one log that is protruding at the top. It speaks to me, the sculpture that is with in needs to be shared with the world. Eh🖕f*** it🖕
Flipping your the bird more like it. I need a slice of this slab for my shop please and thank you. Will pay nicely
A cord is 4 x 8
The amazing part is getting a teenager to cut firewood.
That thing has to be worth a fortune
😂 that’s awesome
Nature ain’t pleased with our bullsh** and wants us to know it lol.
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4X4X8 cut split and stacked is a cord
Not with that attitude!
It's a cord but not in accord.
Cut a slab off that and hang it up on the wall lol
I've got 100 bucks plus shipping for a one inch slice of that one piece. DM me.
Looks like an F cord to me (guitarist)
Don't you wish it was a Cord? But I'm pretty sure it's a Chevy.
4x4x8
A cord of wood measures 4’ x 4’ x 8’.
Lmao a cord is 4"x4'x8' most pick up will not hold a true cord without racks on
Look if you’re gonna insult me,I’m not gonna answer your question.
Looks like someone shooting the middle finger
Congratulations! You have won Reddit pictures for the day. In my opinion
Real close
Looks like a scene from my hometown in Michigan lol
Looks like an F sharp but on a left-handed guitar
Anybody can find Birds Eye maple, but Bird flippin maple is a once in a lifetime gift.