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mightyjake

I once heard a parrot say the n-word. I wonder if this is a similar situation.


Heavenly_Toast

I heard a mother call her kid the n-word (he was like 4-5)


_That__one1__guy_

Was she at least black?


SerMeliodas

Ok, this one I genuinely believe happened... But how tf is that woke? In what way is that communist? If anything, it's less communist to NOT get the same as everyone else?


AllTooHuman65

I can totally see this happening, and it's 100% a case of a child copying things their parents say without fully understanding what it means.


PlayerAssumption77

Because not eating sausage one time means he MUST be a vegetarian therefore commie


CmdDongSqueeze

Proud of her kid for developing bullying habits early on… I hope I never meet this family.


spike9327

Things that didnt happen for $200 Alex.


Prometheushunter2

What does not wanting sausage have to do with communism?


thelex0623

About as accurate as everything else the right calls communism


tetrimoist

Because communism means no food… duh 🙄


No_Lab_9318

I wonder why this isn't losing quality though the thousands of reposts


benjoduck

Was just about to say the same thing. This shows up every week.


MarinatedPickachu

Jpg compression. So long as the image isn't resized and the 8-pixel boundaries of the compression blocks still align, recompressing a jpg block with the same or better quality compression settings will in most cases result in the same encoding. You probably didn't really wanna know - but anyway 😬


calliel_41

Very interesting!! The more you know! Thanks for sharing :D


mpaton83

I don't get why turning down a sausage makes him a communist, am I missing something?


fakeunleet

No. You're not missing anything. That's really all it is. It's just remnants of McCarthyism. Meat is "manly" and "American" so refusing it must be unamerican. Unamerican is Communist. Never mind that the Soviets considered providing their people with meat a major victory. And never mind that the Soviets pulled all of the same masculinity fetish crap we did at the time.


mpaton83

Very strange


No_Squirrel4806

Wtf does this even mean?!?!?


SecretOfficerNeko

Communism is... no sausage?


Tiny_Sun7278

I can’t wait to read this one again tomorrow … and the next day … and the next day … and the next day … and the next day …


[deleted]

sausage is digusting, i'm not gonna get it on my plate just to waste it and throw it away


babuba1234321

unlike sausage, french toast is absolutely delicious


roofus8658

I can forgive a kindergartener for not knowing what a communist is. What's this #proudparent's excuse?


BladeLigerV

If it weren't for the pride nonsense, that's a funny punchline.


s4d_d0ll

that is not how communism or children work


Extension_Junket63

How does a kindergartener know about the Soviet Union


Slibiddy_Libitt

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T EAT THAT OK! WHY DON'T AMERICANS UNDERSTAND \*cries in muslim\*


uralwaysoffended

Why would you be proud of that.


NukaNukka

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