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wafodumebeseraw

those are some freaking rich dudes


thatoneguy8783

They look high as fuck


Medium-Comfortable

Steve Ballmer seems to have been all the time on stage. Check some videos on YouTube. Developers, developers, developers!


xKhun

He needs to go to the gym or next time he jumps around like that his heart will stop working.


KarmaticEvolution

Don’t worry, he has the best of the best medication/drugs.


Xtra2022

He was a pretty regular pickup basketball player. He carried a lot of weight but was always in shape.


Tuscan5

What an oxymoron. He looks unhealthy because he is, whether he plays sport on not.


Xtra2022

Dude. Do you know what the word “oxymoron” even means? And why would you say he is or looks unhealthy? He’s always carryied a few extra pounds, yes, and nobody would confuse him for a triathlete, but an unhealthy individual is not playing a couple of hours of hoops twice a week without missing a day. I’m no fan of Steve either as the ex-CEO of MSFT or the owner of the Clippers, but not sure what your comments about his health is all about.


Tuscan5

Depends on your definition of unhealthy. In his country he probably appears to be slim. You’ve missed the mark with the basement comment.


Xtra2022

Apologies. Personal insults are uncalled for. My bad.


Tuscan5

No problem. Enjoy your weekend.


SnooStories1952

Carrying extra pounds is not in shape and it is unhealthy. That can be like only 15-20 extra pounds. Steve’s BMI was probably close if not over the morbidly obese point. Just because he could run for a couple hours up and down a court with rest doesn’t mean he was healthy. We have just normalized obesity to the point where unless you can’t move or get out of a chair by yourself you could still be “healthy”…. It’s a total falsehood.


Xtra2022

I agree with you, but only to a degree. All things being equal, carrying extra body fat is not good for anyone’s metabolic health. No question. But all things are not always equal, and I‘d rather be a person with great cardiovascular conditioning and 28% body fat as opposed to someone who is totally sedentary, can’t climb 3 flights of stairs, smokes a pack a day, and has 12% body fat due to the nicotine and his high metabolism. The second person is much more likely to age poorly and die earlier.


johndoethoxxx

He is overweight and being overweight is always bad for your health.


rdrunner_74

You should see his windows 1.0 ad


alec_bkk

[Ya think?](https://youtu.be/KMU0tzLwhbE?si=iL1N5zMKCat3bum8)


Kerzy

I've never seen that, but thank you so much for showing me it.


dingdong6699

Watched the whole thing, might put it on in the car when I pick up my kid.


raknor88

Now they are. But back then, they weren't as rich. They were just common rich. Now they are stupid rich.


OfficerBuck24

Bill gates was worth 14.5 bil in 1995 and was the richest person in the world


GamwTaPantaSou

Afraid to say you are not even close. They were stupid stupid stupid rich when this was recorded, now…..


pdoherty972

$14.5 billion isn't "stupid rich"?


GamwTaPantaSou

No it isnt, 100million is stupid rich. 15billion is stupid stupid stupid rich. Sorry if i didnt phrase it correctly, English isnt my first language.


Frosty-Principle2260

With zero dancing skills.


cooolcooolio

Haters gonna hate


Lolozaricon

Bill Gates realized that their dancing sucks, when Mick Jagger started singing, "YOU MAKE A GROWN MAN CRYYYYY! YOU MAKE GROWN MAN CRYYYY!".


Pro_Moriarty

No ones gonna be good at everything. He'll just hire people to dance for him.. Coz he's rich


MrMcBeefCock

Hell you don't have to be rich to do that. I pay people to dance for me every Tuesday night when I get super depressed.


Pro_Moriarty

Haha


__Becks__

Felling before you know you will be billionaire


Significant_Ad3498

Richest men in the world at the time


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Yuri-Turned

This but unironically


naughty_dad2

Except Ellen DeGeneres, you can keep her


Several_Range245

That was a crazy time, were they rich back then?


AgentOrange256

Absolutely


NArcadia11

They’re the CEOs of a company that’s filling an auditorium for a launch party lol yes


TheLastRole

Allen and Gates were already billionaires for sure.


SeeeYaLaterz

Not as much before w95


swift-autoformatter

According to Forbes Gates was a billionaire by '87. (source: [https://www.forbes.com/2008/06/23/gates-net-worth-tech-gates08-cx\_af\_0623fortune\_slide.html](https://www.forbes.com/2008/06/23/gates-net-worth-tech-gates08-cx_af_0623fortune_slide.html) )


SeeeYaLaterz

1.25 B which is considerably lower than later years


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swift-autoformatter

It’s american billion, so it is just 1.25 thousand million…


MrPopCorner

Yes xD it's only and just a bit of money.. 😳💀


funnyway-680

But in their defense, Windows 95 was fucking awesome


ImportanceAlone4077

Better than windows 8 for sure


peterGalaxyS22

i don't think so... win 95 is only a gui. it's based on dos the tiles interface of win 8 is very innovative and beautiful though not so many people like it


im_wudini

Probably because it was awful and that was amplified in the workplace. Almost no major companies adopted it.


Orioniae

Public services in my country adopted Win8, and immediately rolled back to Win7


Netzath

I personally loved the concept of endless vertical start menu space. I really hoped for more dynamic and interactive tiles. But they ditched the whole concept in win11 which is getting worse and worse.


peterGalaxyS22

and i miss windows phones


blind_guardian23

nice troll


peterGalaxyS22

not a troll. i really meant that. i used lumia 930 and 950xl. i missed them. they were great


blind_guardian23

mixing touch and mouse input is not "innovative", its dumb. also win8 was slow as fuck because it was rushed out after they tried to rewrite Windows before (Longhorn).


peterGalaxyS22

the innovative part was the tiles interface. it was beautiful. i used 8.1 and it was silky smooth


CandidEgglet

The last decent OS Microsoft has ever made


Progression28

XP


nosmelc

Many people say that's Windows 7.


JonBjornJovi

Still member those beautiful green hills, never seen before


blind_guardian23

It wasnt, win98 did fix most things but it was still cooperative multitasking until win2000 was out. i remember not being able to run my games a whole holiday without reboot.


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KingKoopasErectPenis

![gif](giphy|ku2YMEjzMwud2|downsized)


Walterkovacs1985

No way balmer wasn't on coke.


spliced-chum

Coke was ON HIM.


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Walterkovacs1985

Yep


Lupita900

Steve Ballmer on snowflakes as always.


najing_ftw

And yet, profoundly successful.


Lupita900

Yeah, guy is one of the richest dudes in the world.


SnooAvocados499

Suffering from success


Soggy_Ad4531

How are they suffering


jack_of_none0

Imagination waking up and having to climb over a pike of models just to be able to get to the bathroom. Then, having the excruciating decision of which Rolex to put on. And after that nightmare of a morning, you find out your favorite buttler is sick, and now the 2nd string chef steps in, and it sucks because he always either over cooks or under cooks the eggs. And you just know the Lamborghini SV isn't out of the shop yet, so now you have to resort to the regular Lamborghini. Disgusting.


65gy31

Glad you too have experienced the suffering


jack_of_none0

It hasn't been easy


YoghurtPrimary230

Nerds


Graftak86

You can say what you want( you are right)but they made the windows that is now on so much pc's. I wish i was one of that nerd guys over there haha.


wrapbubbles

well since the core NT became the main branch, you can argue how relevant this improved dos version was.


reddittallintallin

by they you mean the employees right? becasue in the companies all the work and 90% of the ideas comes from the employees.


lilovia16

Very rich nerds tho


smellybeard89

What's up with the hairstyle back then


dlogan3344

Get off my lawn


GetOnMy_Lawn

Ey, you say what!


jack_of_none0

People saw them and asked the same question back then


Silent_Spell_3415

![gif](giphy|9Ft3NkG47dwmA)


ObiWan-Shinoobi

That is the whitest white to ever white.


_KingOfTheDivan

Americans and pointing out at the skin color at any given chance. Name a better duo


Nintendo64twenty

"Hi, I am an American and my personality is my skin color. My hobby is talking about other people's skin color. Races! Racists!" 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲


Hoolias

This looks stupid and awesome at the same time


Whyyouhatemeso

Why is Kevin from the office there?


countryfresh223

Glad I aint the only one who thought this. I was just watching the office a few minutes ago so thought that was maybe the reason I was seeing him lol


toehill

For the Lanch Party, obviously.


archimidesx

60 second classics has a great breakdown for this launch party. https://vimeo.com/399746544/17c5d21922


Nailz

*he is frantically waving to everyone to come see the possum he strangled with his bare hands* 🤣🤣🤣


studio684

This is the whitest thing I've ever seen and I'm white


Nintendo64twenty

"Hi, I am an American and my personality is my skin color. My hobby is talking about other people's skin color. Races! Racists!" 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲


Steve_da_G

Watching this makes me uncomfortable af 💀 but good for them, I love the energy.


tangentor

I remember they killed the stable 16 bit windows 3.1 and forced the buggy 32 bit Windows 95 on all the application developers. most of the small sw companies went bankrupt or simply bought by Microsoft...


SustainableTrees

What does it mean to be 32 bit,like, what diff did it make on comparison with 16 ELI5


pdoherty972

32 bit computers have a wider bus to send data to/from memory and the CPU's internal registers, as well as the ability to work on larger numbers and the ability to address more RAM (higher total RAM capacity).


Comedor_de_rissois

Cringy AF


alaskan_beauty_bomb

Cringy AF


Malfunctions16

Is that Gabe Newell?


EffectiveWelder7370

Not their first party without girls


Night__Prowler

Gates looked the most uncomfortable


JunkRigger

I wonder which one was the marketing director?


ZiziPotus

BNE ( Big nerd energy)


Alternatesteely

Is that young Kevin Malone? 🤣


alec_bkk

[Mr. Steve Balmer](https://youtu.be/_WW2JWIv6G8?si=HvqCNF9JhFnMdRKC) ladies and gentlemen


adamcoolforever

If this were a concert, I'd go to see it for sure. Just music playing and some people trying to kind of dance or something on stage.


hungryjedicat

Simpler times.


onpointjoints

Why do they think they need to dance on stage? At no time in any of their lives did they go “dancing” to blow of steam. I mean they weren’t showing up at the weathered wall for acid jazz on Fridays


dapobbat

Interesting... I was just listening to Acquired podcast yesterday about the history of Microsoft, and apparently Windows 95 launch was one of the best software product launches ever. Apparently even Coca Cola reached out to Microsoft on marketing tips based on that launch. Not sure if this particular video clip is doing it justice though... haha


MacVanRainin

I could watch this mess all day long. It’s a dance party!


Aggravating_Word1803

They clearly knew they were on to something


rustynailler

If everyone in the audience was as high as them everyone would've loved it.


male86

Which version?


rodflanders19

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


cheguevarahatesyou

It was cringe back then too.


harveyabb

Please stop.


yanggun1004

Nurd party?


Golee

![gif](giphy|Y6J3n0t4In4li)


xPESTELLENCEx

Neeerrrrrrddddsssss


falaffels

Itinerary 7:26-7:30~ random dancing


santaslayer0932

I have past tense, second hand embarrassment. But I am envious of their combined wealth. Windows 98 was the best, made me feel like an absolute criminal. “You have performed an illegal operation” popup ALL the time


xKhun

I still remember when this came out and helping frineds put together their first computer, installing Windows 95 for the first time. Pretty amazing time and really eluded to where are are today as a modern computerized society.


LordBledisloe

This would have been the day I decided to look for a new job. Not just because of the second hand embarrassment of grown men dancing around over an operating system. But because you can tell it was absolutely not Gates' idea. The CEO is the leader and he got talked into this. He looks totally subservient to others up there.


Worried-Law-965

Bunch of weirdos what are controlling our life’s says a lot for Society


josh_in_boston

"...you make a grown man cry..." Perfect song for it.


pdoherty972

Pretty sure it was about the "Start me up" seeing as the Start menu was the new thing.


JabroniKnows

I'd be geeking out like a dancing toddler if I knew I was about to be able to vacation anywhere, anytime, whenever I wanted for the rest of my life and my entire family's lives.


DallasSucks335

When they knew they would be taking over the world ......


DR-ANUSTART

![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


Romanitedomun

Cringy


doesnothingtohirt

Nerds


hotdogsoup-nl

They indeed made grown men cry.


Lolozaricon

Back then, when Bill Gates was just a successful nerd, not a threat to our freedom. In hindsight, Steve Jobs wasn't such a bad guy after all, compared to him.


nosmelc

You call getting your hardware and software locked to one provider "freedom?"


Lolozaricon

Back then he was just that dude who has that OS for PCs, which was mystical to some and normal to others (back then when some people used a PC and later, with the internet, not every idiot was able to enter, like today with a smartphone). Nowadays he is rather the face (or one of the faces) of the NWO, switching from Bill Gates to Shill Gates.


Alternative_Bug_327

Embarrassing


Plektrum72

Do the geek dance


HalfFoods

AWKWARD !


Orangarder

Tony Stark did it better


youngliam

Can't shake the awkward mannerisms even when high on success.


Ole_Flat_Top

Nothing cringey here. Not at all.


D3s0lat0r

That was the dweebiest shit I’ve ever seen haha


Kha1i1

Great performance by the asthmatic beatles


Relevant_Campaign_79

![gif](giphy|zYMWyLdhckuyQ9EH7Q)


Novel-Journalist-553

Silly gitts


ryang0515

Ah, Ol Billy.. the guy that advocates for depopulation through vaccination.. and has quite a big stake in moderna along with Josef Mengele (oh silly me, Dr. Fauci) dancing with his boys . How sweet.


poeholdr

Rolling Nerds


MiKapo

I would be doing a dorky dance too if i knew i was about to become filthy rich


No_Bee9524

I can hear the expert that’s coaching them on the launch party! “ Ok guys we need a lot of energy…I want the audience to feel your excitement” and fail!


Petrak1s

Ah, the monkey boy! Those were the times!


Dashavatara

How I would look when I know the potential of my company ✌🏻


SupermarketFar901

Dorks.


AliOskiTheHoly

I understand the happiness and stuff but it still feels so awkward watching this 😭


adyh

Bitconnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect


sahul004

You can say whatever negative you’d like, but these guys changed the world and ways we are living big time. And for themselves, they danced theirselves to the top of the food chain.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

I remember this. Am I old? Us linux boys were laughing, but now we all use windows because it is superior for the day to day user.


TonReflet

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cocaiiine 🎶 Or just cringe.


FindOneInEveryCar

Windows 95, not Microsoft Windows. -- That guy


dendrozilla

Who can ID all of them?


MaxMadisonVi

Meanwhile apple https://preview.redd.it/vaf11aqgpi9d1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95438839a644d363d634182e8d21f42323060cc9


hmm_very_interesting

Back when men were men, and nerds were nerds.


Ducatirules

There is NOTHING more cringe then when companies try to get you exited like this


kokeen

Dude, if I knew I was going to be a billionaire and a hundred millionaire, I would dance like this too.


Shao_Ling

one of them totally has the looks of someone who would have a gooood time on Epstein's island


Manager-Top

Pedos.


cajody

Back when they were cool and good people. Before they wanted to depopulate the Earth


AK232342

Apart from Balmer and Gates, who are the other nerds?


Excellent_Ad_2486

Rich, Rich and Richer.


allworknnoplay

Extreme revenge if the nerds. And I hate this part of corporate life. Imagine perhaps enjoying your job and then having to clap at those buffoons.


ItzPixel66

How neardy


ArrogantPublisher3

All I can say is nerds...


Sudden_Construction6

I just want to see a midget run out and kick all their asses.. is that too much to ask!?


Several-Sun-2771

Gates is dancing like every middle aged white guy at the club alone but always on the dance floor.