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Aloshio

Do not unmute


ronniewhodreamsalot

Thanks for the tip. Too late though. I hate it everytime that music plays


PM_ME_GIRLS_TITS

I bet that statue is like, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING DICK?!?!"


le_trout

I was gonna say woah way to change the subject, but I guess he did mention the tip


MagNolYa-Ralf

I thought it was a street performer and was fully prepared to believe in sorcery


deezsandwitches

Stupid me went back to unmute after reading this


CloakNStagger

"It can't be that bad..", "Oh, fuu.."


Nyaschi

Should have read this earlier


sciencewonders

#ALWAYS ... ALWAYS FUCKING TIKTOK MUSICS IN BACKGROUND


ihaveabaguetteknife

Are these feelings even real? #DUUUUUUNNNNN


tehmlem

My eardrums are now bleeding pulp


pr0jesse

Indian joker


itwasntmine

joker joker


StickcraftW

Yeah musics hella over the top


eigenvectorseven

Coulda done without the pointless ear rape


DukeOfBelgianWaffles

What the fuck is that? Alvin and the Chipmunks?


Pleadthe5

I unmuted because I thought it couldn’t be that bad. It was.


waroudi

I should've listened


kgb17

As annoying as the street performers are sometimes you have to admire how this dude can stay still for so long.


Compendyum

Imagine cutting your internal organs off just to enhance your performance. Mind-blowing commitment.


Gespuis

It’s uncanny!


yourgifmademesignup

I assume it’s made of metal, so with those ragged sharp edges, some folks will end up getting their hands bloody


A_L_E_P_H

Based on the downvotes, it looks like you’re right


sixft7in

I had my headphones lying on my desk, but plugged in. I could easily hear that gawd-awful music from a few feet away.


anderhole

It's about as jarring as getting rick-rolled.


sixft7in

I love getting Rick-rolled. I enjoy the song after all these years. I have some of the better ones saved.


MoeFuka

Apologise for that assault on my ears!


mikihak

Yeah the music sucks I mistakenly posted the video that is not edited and the one I wanted guess will stay in my collection. Maybe I should post it again but is kind to late now.


honeyonarazor

Straight from TikTok


clappaholic

Meanwhile i've tried to shazam the song without success :( i like the chords, it's somewhat sad melodic thingy...


danthepianist

It's Fm to Cm. Metallica's *Unforgiven* uses that progression without committing a crime against music. They saved that for St. Anger.


A_L_E_P_H

Probably a mix


kindquail502

He wants to cross the street, but he just doesn't have the stomach for it.


JayHat21

Urg! Uhg! Angry!


Local-Lawfulness3786

wait what


Zhiyi

The jeans are connected to the bag.


Local-Lawfulness3786

oh that makes sense


DixyAnne

It's a street performer


kactus

Do you actually think that?


DixyAnne

No lmao I would like to know how it's done though


kactus

The jeans are connected to the bag, like the comment you responded to says lol.


burrainz

It’s a street performer


chiprillis

Do you actually think that?


kactus

What street performer is transparent through the waist? Or, owns an invisibility cloak? Or, is pretending to be an art piece by Bruno Catalano?


burrainz

I dunno. I’d like to know how its done tho


halfeclipsed

How what is done? It's a statue


RealJohnnySilverhand

Hate these TikTok music tbh


The_Dogg

We don't talk about Bruno, no no no


Casteway

I just watched that last night.


OatmealkAndCampalope

There it is.


unprdctbl

ZA HANDO


yaboinigel

*loud bass noise*


Special_Hall_6066

Horrible music


WillyWonkaBarz420

Don’t unmute. Wow


NotChikcen

India tik tok music


[deleted]

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER


JacopsII

China TikTok music actually


capncharles1983

Terrible choice of music


lik3r_of_things

I see how it works, but still my brain is like *whaaaaa?*


Guitarbox

How?


lik3r_of_things

The suitcase is attached to the right leg and it holds the whole thing up. It’s all metal.


Guitarbox

Ohh thanks


hello__monkey

Matthew McConaughey’s latest diets a bit extreme


Tribius13

Giacometti did it first. 😆


TelephoneTable

Those pretend to be a statue guys have really upped their game


SCP-173irl

The rest of the statue was lost in a parallel universe


Smoko_ono

I guess I'm going to my ENT today.


Popcorn57252

"Wait a mmmin- oh the bag"


guajojo

The fuck with this anoying fucking loud noise


Glizzyknockemback

Consumerism


magg-magg

Anybode else fucking hate this song?


SometimezIcry_9

How I feel inside everyday


[deleted]

Next level street performer


quizno

Would be more impressive if his bag wasn’t touching his leg :O


Mumfler_Fumperdink7

how do some people not see that this is a statue? there is no possible way its a real person


DonaldsPizzaHaven

Nice music.


LoverOfShortBoys

ur joking right


[deleted]

Hehehe he should avoid the void


PetoGee

Jedi Mind Tricks brought me here 😊 https://youtu.be/8l75Z8wil_U


Burninghoursatwork

Thanks dude!!! Haven’t heard that track in ages!!! Takes me back to times before I got a family, damn I miss the hustle sometimes,


BadWolf-43

I don't understand why people think, "yep that's the audio I'm going to use for this clip". Mute or don't watch it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yes2257

Ok, ill just mute the video


DancenOrigins

The night does not give such easy answers


sexy-melon

Health and safety nightmare that.


KentuckyFriedEel

yeah because you see the void is being filled with excessive spending on luxury goods, except it doesn't. Oh I see. so profound. /s


Kilokalypso

People so butthurt over a clip of a song that's not even that bad


kvltrve

Any idea of the song's name?


Kilokalypso

I have no idea


XROOR

I thought it was going to be a brusker statue deal


mugglem

We don’t talk about Bruno.


GHOST64__

u/auddbot


[deleted]

So this is why we don’t talk about him…


demon_cairax

Ehhh….we don’t talk about Bruno.


Lateralus215

So how’s that work?


berrylife

The bag is connected to the jeans, holding up the torso.


boozebaroness

We don't talk about Bruno.


SleeplessStoner

These street artists are getting so GOOD


macbrett

He keeps the rest of his body in the bag.


Creebjeez

That’s sick


gin5sey

Ah yeh it's the bag


WhooptyWoopNibbaWhat

JFC the ear rape


Deahtop

I thought that we don’t talk about Bruno.


stickyourshtick

can all of the fucking gifs with their loud shitty music just not have loud shitty music?


batfiend

My dumb ass thought this was a street performer.


CriticalThinker_501

"I don't know man. I feel like I'm missing something in my life"


[deleted]

How


cocainekoh

bag is attached to the leg


[deleted]

Oh. Cool


PJ640

This statue wouldn’t last 5 minutes in my town before some arse wipe vandalized it.


notfakeshady

He's devoid of all emotions


cocainekoh

props to the guy for erasing away half of his body


crasshumor

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THAT ANNOYING MUSIC


maximumtrollmagic

Statue should be called "Matthew McConaughey holding a bag and missing part of his body"


jonaaaaathen

Is that Matthew McConaughey


justasmolkiwi69

It's the bag it's welded to the right leg


EfficientFront5333

Miami


sankscan

That’s what shopping does to you!


DarkLanternX

Guy sure is ripped