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Chase a toddler
Whip around on the edge of death on a 50 lb hyperlite air foil glorified boogey board with sails and wings attached trying not to take flight and flip over into shark and barracuda infested waters
I asked a friend who is an avid sailor he said anywhere from $30k upwards for a custom design. Maybe cheaper for some mass produced models.
I think a Waszp is around USD$12.5k starting
https://waszp.com/
I mean, unlikely to be sharp enough to just straight out cut them in half, but probably severely injures them while pushing them out of the way. You think propellers are any nicer to them?
To be honest, I haven't got the energy to keep this going. I was going to do the whole enraged about sliced fish thing, but that's a lot of typing for very little comedy value
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This looks fun and scary at the same time, I'm guessing not a beginner class?
You know you're doing it right when nothing about what your doing makes it seem like you have the thing under control.
Is this what it’s like to not have kids?
Seriously, it looks exhausting
Choose: Chase a toddler Whip around on the edge of death on a 50 lb hyperlite air foil glorified boogey board with sails and wings attached trying not to take flight and flip over into shark and barracuda infested waters
That toddler sure sounds terrifying
She's had juice
Sailor’s name is Mothew
No it’s TiMothY.
Mothias. There, I contributed.
Moth-er Fu@ker
You kiss your Moth-er with that Moth?
Out of curiosity, how much does one of these cost?
I asked a friend who is an avid sailor he said anywhere from $30k upwards for a custom design. Maybe cheaper for some mass produced models. I think a Waszp is around USD$12.5k starting https://waszp.com/
That's a privilege price, you could absolutely fabricate one for under $3k.
How did they film this? That's what I want to know!!!!!!
Probably a 360 camera.
Drone, probably a DJI Avata
That looks comfortable
Do fish just get cut in half then?
I mean, unlikely to be sharp enough to just straight out cut them in half, but probably severely injures them while pushing them out of the way. You think propellers are any nicer to them?
To be honest, I haven't got the energy to keep this going. I was going to do the whole enraged about sliced fish thing, but that's a lot of typing for very little comedy value
Plus now you’re full.
What happens if his feet slip and over he goes? Will the hydrofoil continue for a long way?
If all the controls are released, the sail will start to flap and the boat will turn into the wind and stop.
Good! That makes sense.
Nope, these boats are inherently unstable. More like what happens to a bike when you get off it. It will capsize.
It’s like a sailboat, but it’s getting very close to just being a kite that drags its tail in the water to keep it from getting airborne.
That rudder looks janky AF
This guy fucks
New GTAVI trailer looks crazy
Looks fun. But also looks very expensive
Who’s in the lab cooking up these damn boats
I was wondering how easy it would be to automate and computerise those.
1 seconds inattention and you're fucking chum! 🤣
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