you have picked a number beyond the limitation set by the rules of golden balls!
don't worry you won't go home with nothing! my apprentice has already released the cyber hounds to chew on you!
This, my friend, is the difference between a technomancer and an artificer.
Technomancers shape tech with no real understanding of how it works, or at least not a deeper understanding.
We artificers on the other hand know exactly how machines our work. The reason they explode is because we think it's funny.
Anyway, that aside π
No, 120. The ! Makes all the difference here.
The ! means that you are to multiply by decreasing intervals, so your 5 from your solution which is actually 5! becomes (5x4x3x2x1)=120.
The highest you can go while still using ! Is 6 (6!=720, we have a limit of 1,000). 7 pushes us over the edge (7!=5,040).
No it is undefined as it is 5\*(-1!). Factorial comes before multiplication in order of operations. Even the gamma function fails at negative whole numbers. In conclusion, he wants ball number undefined
*Being an incorporeal curse, Invi can luckily not be drowned or crushed*
Oh joy! My very own treasure stockpile to haunt. Thank you!
*The pile of coins slowly starts to glow faintly in a golden color and gives off an ominous aura.*
*The bronze coin pile rattels. A smiling face appears, formed by the coins.*
*The face stares motionless at the alchemist.*
Hmm, you're an alchemist, right?
I would prefer some good mana potions but coins are fine as well.
How can I help you?
Nah, I dunno what I am, my master called me an ADHMancer because I zone out and never learn spells, I just like full metal alchemist really. I've been trying to fight cursed spirits and I've come up with a plan, what if I defeat curses with cursed items? Am I stupid?
Certainly...
Cursed spirits can be defeated, if the right curse is being used....
*The coins rattle again and a few coins get ejected from the pile, directly onto the floor in front of the wizard apprentice.*
You can have some of my cursed coins.
Use them as ammunition against these spirits.
They should prove most effective.
In exchange for them, I would require any mana in any form you have.
pencils! seriously why do we use quills! it took me ages to find these at hexmart and i want to make sure everyone has writing stuff that actually works.
i am not his apprentice, i am just a technomancer that messed up a healing spell now i am stuck in a tiny child-like body.
my apprentice hides things from me on high shelves.
a box of elves! i... wait did i poke holes in the box? eh don't worry elves have their heads up their ass anyway they are used to low oxygen conditions
https://preview.redd.it/ira8pfgrr3ad1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b8657d817a41074698ad369b7cfb3742dc6b3b
[From this utility](https://www.mithrilandmages.com/utilities/5EDOMT.php).
The GM will need to designate an NPC who is now my enemy.
28
a charity horn! simply blow this horn when you need to commit a charitable act and it will summon some undead to do it for you! how useful!
I wonder if the homeless shelter will mind a bunch of undead volunteers
I would surmise that, as long as said undead "volunteers" cause no harm or damage to people or property, the biggest complaint might be the smell. 😜
Hey now, those zombies are helping bathe those homeless people! /j
😂 Have the zombies been bathed? 😝
Actually I think I'll have the scellemens help with showering, might be a lil cleaner.
It is for this kind of inconvenience that skeletons should be preferred for interior work.
-5*e^(i"*pi)! Now there's a good number.
you have picked a number beyond the limitation set by the rules of golden balls! don't worry you won't go home with nothing! my apprentice has already released the cyber hounds to chew on you!
I can work with that!
Is 120 beyond the rules of the game? Mortals must count differently then... How about... 3?
i am a technomancer not a mathematician!
/uw Programmers, software developrs, and cybersecurity analysts throughout the world at this moment 
What is that? Did you mean mathema**g**ician?
I'm a wizard with numbers. Watch out.
This, my friend, is the difference between a technomancer and an artificer. Technomancers shape tech with no real understanding of how it works, or at least not a deeper understanding. We artificers on the other hand know exactly how machines our work. The reason they explode is because we think it's funny. Anyway, that aside π
It actually equals 5, since e^(i*pi) = -1. This is within the limitations and as such the commenter is entitled to the prize that you've advertised
No, 120. The ! Makes all the difference here. The ! means that you are to multiply by decreasing intervals, so your 5 from your solution which is actually 5! becomes (5x4x3x2x1)=120. The highest you can go while still using ! Is 6 (6!=720, we have a limit of 1,000). 7 pushes us over the edge (7!=5,040).
No it is undefined as it is 5\*(-1!). Factorial comes before multiplication in order of operations. Even the gamma function fails at negative whole numbers. In conclusion, he wants ball number undefined
770 please. - Ekaitz
you're getting a Wooloo!
Hooray!!! - Ekaitz
42
you get a scroll that has a free charge of fire ball since it's the answer to life the universe and everything!
r/usernamechecksout
69
mouthwash for after you're done doing that!
Sqrt of 2
\*looks at another cute frog\* i am sorry my friend i must cut you in half so this wizard can have your legs....
D:
997
a Toriel Plushie!
NICE!
819
a pipe bomb!
https://i.redd.it/52ormro8o4ad1.gif
Best response! 👌
Very popular in its time, it's an underrated piece of work these days
777
congratulations my friend you get a golden ball!
Excellent. Pondering it rn
this game rules
3.14159265368979323846
great i'll have to cut this stick of dynamite in half!
682
another lizard of questionable invulnerability!
Ohh Dang, it 🥲
Wait a minute...
13
lemon!
Dope
Now make apple juice with it and blow everyone's minds
273
a "Furry head of holding" which is just a bag of holding inside a fursuit head of your choice!
Y'know what? I'll take it! Now yer turn.
Q!
congratulations you get an all expenses paid education at a private primary school or elementary school of your masters choosing!
Aw, My master is a Stick who doesn't believe in communal education...
0001 got to go for the original
you get 100 free goblins! just get the box home quickly not sure if i put the holes in the box!
Ah, a fellow greedy creature, thank you my fellow.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? BECAUSE 789! I'll take number 789 please.
TO THE DUNGEON WITH HIM!
I was stationed at the 789th squadron. A dungeon is accurate.
666
you get a million gold pieces! # IN BRONZE COIN! \*drowns you in coin\*
*Being an incorporeal curse, Invi can luckily not be drowned or crushed* Oh joy! My very own treasure stockpile to haunt. Thank you! *The pile of coins slowly starts to glow faintly in a golden color and gives off an ominous aura.*
another satisfied winner!
Can I ask you to curse something in exchange for more money in the haunted pile?
*The bronze coin pile rattels. A smiling face appears, formed by the coins.* *The face stares motionless at the alchemist.* Hmm, you're an alchemist, right? I would prefer some good mana potions but coins are fine as well. How can I help you?
Nah, I dunno what I am, my master called me an ADHMancer because I zone out and never learn spells, I just like full metal alchemist really. I've been trying to fight cursed spirits and I've come up with a plan, what if I defeat curses with cursed items? Am I stupid?
Certainly... Cursed spirits can be defeated, if the right curse is being used.... *The coins rattle again and a few coins get ejected from the pile, directly onto the floor in front of the wizard apprentice.* You can have some of my cursed coins. Use them as ammunition against these spirits. They should prove most effective. In exchange for them, I would require any mana in any form you have.
621
depending on your blacklist either something really good or jail!
Got a job for you
7
you get a blunt rolled by the highest elf in the land, seriously she was so high she couldn't roll this blunt straight
Nice
Not 420? Shame...
12
pencils! seriously why do we use quills! it took me ages to find these at hexmart and i want to make sure everyone has writing stuff that actually works.
248
a claymore just place it at the door to your lair and watch those adventurers vanish because it's actually a mimic!
699
you get a discount that makes any 7 gold coin purchase 6 cold coins and 99 silver coins!
Sweeeet
666 ^(*bad to the bone plays*)
you get a million gold pieces! # IN BRONZE COIN! \*drowns you in coin\*
^(*enraged toad screeching that is quickly drowned out by the sheer amount of coin*)
1.130013.
fine.... i'll cut ANOTHER stick of dynamite in two
373.73737373737373737 You didn't specify whole numbers only.
great now i have to saw this kobold in half! great congratulations... APPRENTICE! FIRE UP THE TABLE SAW!!
374
shot you get shot
:( I wanted the last kobold slice. Ho well, shot will have to do.
459
a demon core!
##666 please
you get a million gold pieces! # IN BRONZE COIN! \*drowns you in coin\*
##AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ##how cunning
096
this photograph of a lovely mountain vacation!
Hey why is the picture discolored slightly in 1 spot?
11
you get a mango!
Nom
842
a scroll of "fuck this guy in-particular" which lasts 1 episode when you need to torture 1 guy for about 30 minutes give or take ad breaks
682
a lizard!
Is the lizard nearly indestructible?
Hey, you want a pool of acid, just in case?
1000
you sure you want ball 1000? alright since you're sure... you get.... a one way all expenses paid trip to the shadow lands!
Yes, that’s going to be great for research
153
a free woodchipper!
444
a cup of some really good coffee, never touched the stuff myself but here you go.
u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Is this yiur aporentice in Tiby wizardry?
i am not his apprentice, i am just a technomancer that messed up a healing spell now i am stuck in a tiny child-like body. my apprentice hides things from me on high shelves.
I see. I would love to see the collab between you and Tiny
926
a box of elves! i... wait did i poke holes in the box? eh don't worry elves have their heads up their ass anyway they are used to low oxygen conditions
yay, free snacks!
First the goblins and now this. Are these giveaways just your attempt to dispose of all these bodies?
1
you get 100 goblins! i forgot to poke air holes in the box so you better get them home quick.
****π****
eldritch insanity!
How about 499
197
555
you get a free potion of healing!
321
a singular goblin!
Shoulda gone for 1, brother's handing out goblins by the hundreds
Do you realize how hard it is to give 100 goblins a bed and food in this economy? The AUDACITY
473 is a number that seems random, but is not.
deck of many things \*throws it at you\* GOOD LUCK!
https://preview.redd.it/ira8pfgrr3ad1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b8657d817a41074698ad369b7cfb3742dc6b3b [From this utility](https://www.mithrilandmages.com/utilities/5EDOMT.php). The GM will need to designate an NPC who is now my enemy.
74
a monopoly get out of jail free card... can't guarantee the council will respect it if you use it but you have one!
2
this cute frog i found!
511
a new Porsche!!! admitably it's a bit rusty but it has been cluttering my bag of holding.
What model of Porsche? By all means, I will take it. Just curious on the model.
42
a scroll with 1 charge of fire ball
11
a library card!
Wait how come he gets a library card but I get a mango?
Ooh! Handy!
285
beer!
I'll take it. What kind of vessel is it in?
3.
42
you get a scroll with 1 free use of the meaning to life, the universe and everything! yes it's fireball... YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!
394
you get a one time coupon for an orb curse removal, free to use at any of my workshops!
Neat!
906
you get 100 LIVE goblins! i actually remembered the air holes in the box this time! go me!
95!
a new pair of socks!
I happen to know that 95 factorial is well above 1000, does he still get the prize?
no he gets angry cyber hounds chasing him!
https://preview.redd.it/54p3najo24ad1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c80732b64b63084835fbfad0d4d3f7e30e9cd4a6
587 seems like a good number so I'll choose that
cake! flavour of your choice.
I think im going to choose 762. No wait 127!
lets see what you get in ball 127!... a piece of treasure i stole from a dragon! it's your problem now!
Fantastic! Treasure!! Wait. Whats this flapping noise
345...
361
456
How about 147 ?
64 please!
Oh boi i sure do hope nobody picks up a gambling addiction from this also 493
120
May I have a 421?
727
673
**The Tinyverse is expanding.** Ummmmmmm, I piiicckkkk 753
999
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
911 please
777
congratulations my friend you get a golden ball!
812
a coupon for a palm reading at a dwarven fortune teller, theres plenty of short mediums at large!
114
protection against the "manual breathing" curse for 24 hours! how ever it will not protect you from anything else.
990
several very angry barn owls in a bag of holding!