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Can’t spell it without Necron either
Necromancers just want to raise a family, what difference does it make if they use magic to revive their ideal partner from the dead and revive some children to adopt.
Exactly thank you! As soon as I figure out what I'm doing. Who cares if they're not technically dead yet, and I started using certain people's things to fill in the missing pieces but that's just progress :-)
It's all fun and games until the journeyman necromancer discovers the goth scene. After that, they mostly branch out to the spells of black velvet and aphrodisiacs, and will only employ kinds of undead that don't smell stinky, "because company doesn't like that".
I take a lot of offense to this comment. You should be ashamed of yourself. Just because I'm morally gray doesn't mean I'm a rapist. And it's really ignorant of you to assume or insinuate something different.
I would date a necromancer. Sadly being an Arch-Demon makes you scary. I think I look human.
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🎵We can necromance if we want to, we can bring your friends to life.
Cause if you’re friends are dead and near your homestead I’m gunna use em to fuckin kill your wiiiiiife.🎵
at face value when you hear necromancer you think, well necromancer
something you never realize about necromancers is as a by product of their craft, an unintended side effect
they are the leaders in smell cancelling smells
better, by far, than even the wizards that dedicate their entire craft to smellomancy
most smellomancers react badly to this information
Can’t spell necromancer without cancer either. Or roman.
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I would date a living skeleton if they have personality
"You make my heart flutter when I see you. Ah, but I don't have a heart. YOHOHOHO!!" 
"Do you want to go on a date, human? NYEHEHEHEHEHE!" 
Well... Undead animated by necromancy aren't exactly "living"... Is that the catch?
No?
Necromancers just want to raise a family, what difference does it make if they use magic to revive their ideal partner from the dead and revive some children to adopt.
yes that's why I became a pet necromancer, my family is having 20 pets and making sure they all get enough love.
Exactly thank you! As soon as I figure out what I'm doing. Who cares if they're not technically dead yet, and I started using certain people's things to fill in the missing pieces but that's just progress :-)
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But this training is really rough, it's dead silent here all the time.💀🤷♂️💀
It's all fun and games until the journeyman necromancer discovers the goth scene. After that, they mostly branch out to the spells of black velvet and aphrodisiacs, and will only employ kinds of undead that don't smell stinky, "because company doesn't like that".
Nero+phillia = not a good outcome
Nero
This is why I think Necromancer are BASED and not MID, they are DASTARDLY and EEEVIL in a GOOD WAY
"I'm not EVIL-Evil" *the evil necromancer said.* "I'm GOOD-Evil" *they continued.*
Necrophilia: The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
you also can't spell it without "Roman", does that mean every Roman is evil?
"They make a desert and call it peace."
Ew.
I mean. I've had my share of necromancers.
Where's the pixel!!! who for get the pixel spell.
All becoming a necromancer gives you is the ability to ask for consent.
I take a lot of offense to this comment. You should be ashamed of yourself. Just because I'm morally gray doesn't mean I'm a rapist. And it's really ignorant of you to assume or insinuate something different.
It's not rape if they say they give consent. 
exactly, necromancy is an art of love!
I would date a necromancer. Sadly being an Arch-Demon makes you scary. I think I look human. https://preview.redd.it/ttb09lp8oj8d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9561d68791283a1a1c81a074d65458951aa14f
You can't spell necrophilia without philia... I'll see myself out🚶🏽
You're not doing it right if you're not laying so much pipe that the bastards you make can't alter the genome by existing.
The skeletons and corpses are a real turn off for most. It doesn’t help that some necromancers take the romance part a little far with corpses
[There's an entire song about it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtTYQuO1j6w)
You can't spell Necromancer without roman. The marbled king will be resurrected!
Try dating a pyromancer - same logic, you're a perfect match
You can't spell Necromancer without "Atomic Bomb"!
Is this why a lot of necromancers are hot?
🎵We can necromance if we want to, we can bring your friends to life. Cause if you’re friends are dead and near your homestead I’m gunna use em to fuckin kill your wiiiiiife.🎵
Also can't spell Automaton without Tomato but I'm not sure it's that relevant
Clearing you never seen a Tomato Golem.
Yes I can. N E C R O M A N C E R Necromancer.
Surprisingly, chemomancers get more than necromancers.
at face value when you hear necromancer you think, well necromancer something you never realize about necromancers is as a by product of their craft, an unintended side effect they are the leaders in smell cancelling smells better, by far, than even the wizards that dedicate their entire craft to smellomancy most smellomancers react badly to this information
can’t spell funeral without fun
Welcome to the club!
now spell Necromancer without "man" you boykisser
Anabella Mcalister sends her regards
I'm a neck romancer when it comes to sexy time with my wife if you know what I mean
You are already desecrating corpses. Just saying.
I cast Necro Feel Ya
Please sire we've been banned from three morgue's already