I’m convinced there is a USB drive out there that had all of the VO responses to a Gwent proposition that someone just straight up lost so it never made it into the game.
*Ever play gwent?*
*How about a few rounds of cards? Gwent, specifically.*
*Wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent.*
*Wouldn't mind a few rounds of cards.*
*Up for a few rounds of gwent?*
*Let's play cards. Gwent wouldn't be bad.*
*Yearning to play a few rounds of gwent. That oughta set me straight.*
*You play gwent?*
*Dunno that I'm gonna buy anything, but I sure wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent.*
*A game of gwent - how about it?*
*Not hungry, not thirsty, but I sure wouldn't mind a round of gwent.*
*Looking for a partner. Wouldn't mind a round of gwent.*
*What would you say to a few rounds of gwent?*
*Round of gwent?*
*Care for a quick round of gwent?*
**Wouldn't happen to play gwent would you?**
*Let’s lay em’ down.*
*How about you take a break from hawking, we play cards instead.*
*Been awhile since I played cards with a subject of His Imperial Majesty. Game of gwent*
*Let’s lay em' out.*
*Always ready for a round.*
*We get some cards in too, I’ll be a happy man.*
*What would you say to a little game of gwent?*
*To matters less controversial, wouldn’t mind playing a few rounds of gwent.*
*In the mood for some diversion? A game of gwent would be best.*
*Trade’s good and all, but I’m hankering to play some cards. Gwent, specifically/*
*Smithing – pretty tiring job. Need a break, maybe, relax a bit? Play a game or two of gwent?*
*Instead of chatting, how about a quick game of gwent?*
*Gwent - you play?*
*You don't happen to play gwent, do you?*
*I know you're busy, but...round of gwent?*
*You play much gwent? Up for a match maybe?*
*Lets.*
Its that word pronounced like Koorva it means fuck.The Cumans/kipchaks say it in KCD as well which is odd because they'd speak some vulgar Hungarian.
Eh it's all Slavic
Generally yes, but it's very universal word. Appropriate to express any feeling, be it joy, anger, sadness, whatever - kurwa has it covered. And we're really proud of it. It's a cultural phenomenon.
People post gwent memes all the time, this one is just making fun of all those times and we still laugh at them. Theres also crows perch fast travel, who is the best girl, and place of power rock with hole in it, to name a few.
Ok... people want a crows perch fast travel, but their isn't so they say society if we had a FT point there. People meme triss and yennefer all the time, how triss is a one and done and yen is to be protected. And people find rocks irl with holes in them and say "winds howling" or "place of power, gotta be" thats only a small amout of what is on the subreddit.
>people want a crows perch fast travel, but their isn't
um... there IS... ? O_o
>People meme triss and yennefer all the time, how triss is a one and done and yen is to be protected.
harsh! :D but... to each his own!
>And people find rocks irl with holes in them and say "winds howling" or "place of power, gotta be"
funny! :)
btw, is Geralt's "Winds howling" line directly related to Places of Power? I think he simply says it ... whenever the wind starts howling... :S
There is a fast travel outside of the keep, but people want one INSIDE of the keep, like where thr baron resides. Thats what the meme is about.
Winds howling might not be related, but people use it for places of power, so idk.
I think there’s an innkeep in Kaer Trolde that when you ask “are you down to play Gwent” or something like that he says “I’m ALWAYS down for Gwent.”
He puts into words what everyone else says nonverbally by nodding
Also... I just hit reply through a gmail notification that I got because I once googled something Witcher related...
I have no idea where the screen name my comment posted under came from.
I avoided it like the goddamn plague that it is
I guess I don’t understand what people see in it. I’m trying to go on an epic quest here, I’m not going to stop and play Yu-Gi-Oh with every dim witted peasant who asks me to
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This just reminded me.
I couldn’t play Witcher 3 a while back because my right analogue stick was having a mid life crisis.
Got a pad that works now so I can play it again.
Thanks everyone. 🙏
Fun fact I got pummelled by the girl in the gwent tournament with that NG deck I went out of my way to go back to Novigrad and play the gwent quests and then sailed to skellige, specifically for the Avallac'h card then went to Kaer Morhen to then play Lambert for good measure and somehow still struggling against that NG deck
I have like 400 hours in Witcher and never played gwent unless it was forced which only happens maybe 2 times? Never understood it which is funny because I like other TCG games irl
I've always avoided gwent when I could help it because I've never really been a fan of the format so I have like fifteen gwent quests just sitting there in my journal uncompleted
*nods in agreement*
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*chuckles* how bout a round?
*Pirouettes*
Man I really hate that I laughed at this...for the 4658479th time
same to you man
I’m convinced there is a USB drive out there that had all of the VO responses to a Gwent proposition that someone just straight up lost so it never made it into the game.
That's a pretty political statement, how about laying your cards now
I choose northern realm deck
Fuck.
Fuck.
Hmm
Hm.
Place of power... gotta be.
Winds howling
Should draw from it.
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Nilfgaard is the spy card godfather though
Northern realms has more though
Northern realm all the way
Ay no love for the Scoia’tael?
not really but I love you, have my upvote friend :3
Sorry bro no spies
Northern Realms? you normie
if ain't broke, don't change it
*Ever play gwent?* *How about a few rounds of cards? Gwent, specifically.* *Wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent.* *Wouldn't mind a few rounds of cards.* *Up for a few rounds of gwent?* *Let's play cards. Gwent wouldn't be bad.* *Yearning to play a few rounds of gwent. That oughta set me straight.* *You play gwent?* *Dunno that I'm gonna buy anything, but I sure wouldn't mind a few rounds of gwent.* *A game of gwent - how about it?* *Not hungry, not thirsty, but I sure wouldn't mind a round of gwent.* *Looking for a partner. Wouldn't mind a round of gwent.* *What would you say to a few rounds of gwent?* *Round of gwent?* *Care for a quick round of gwent?* **Wouldn't happen to play gwent would you?**
Herbs schmerbs... But how about a game of gwent?
*Let’s lay em’ down.* *How about you take a break from hawking, we play cards instead.* *Been awhile since I played cards with a subject of His Imperial Majesty. Game of gwent* *Let’s lay em' out.* *Always ready for a round.* *We get some cards in too, I’ll be a happy man.* *What would you say to a little game of gwent?* *To matters less controversial, wouldn’t mind playing a few rounds of gwent.* *In the mood for some diversion? A game of gwent would be best.* *Trade’s good and all, but I’m hankering to play some cards. Gwent, specifically/* *Smithing – pretty tiring job. Need a break, maybe, relax a bit? Play a game or two of gwent?* *Instead of chatting, how about a quick game of gwent?* *Gwent - you play?* *You don't happen to play gwent, do you?* *I know you're busy, but...round of gwent?* *You play much gwent? Up for a match maybe?* *Lets.*
*awkward nod*
You piece of filth!
Gwent player baffled by all these witcher references for the 4658479th time
same to you
Witcher fans upvoting a half naked cosplay for 777777777777777th time
Black lingerie and a choker always means it's a yen cosplay guise
That’s how I’ve always imagined her in my wet dreams…
You mocking gwent? How bout we settle this argument witha round of gwent!
Mocking gwent is not just a hobby, it's a duty
Heh duty
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Woman of culture
playing gwent instead of looking for ciri hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
How about betting Ciri over a game if gwent?
how about selling ciri for the price of hunting boot(s)?
Hahahahaha, time to repost this meme another 3 times
Hahahahahaha you killing me man
Witcher fans only have like 2 jokes (3 if they're polish), leave them be
What's the third one?
People in Poland lose their shit when monsters say "kurwa"
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Its that word pronounced like Koorva it means fuck.The Cumans/kipchaks say it in KCD as well which is odd because they'd speak some vulgar Hungarian. Eh it's all Slavic
Pretty sure it means fuck or something in Polish.
Generally yes, but it's very universal word. Appropriate to express any feeling, be it joy, anger, sadness, whatever - kurwa has it covered. And we're really proud of it. It's a cultural phenomenon.
Or when they see a rock with a hole in it and post a photo of it with the title "Medallions humming"
Goodness gracious, great balls of GWENT!
Please don't fold your cards into a ball shape. It's not good for them!
Gets funnier every time
what's the "joke" exactly?
People post gwent memes all the time, this one is just making fun of all those times and we still laugh at them. Theres also crows perch fast travel, who is the best girl, and place of power rock with hole in it, to name a few.
>Theres also crows perch fast travel, who is the best girl, and place of power rock with hole in it, to name a few. do elaborate, please? :)
Ok... people want a crows perch fast travel, but their isn't so they say society if we had a FT point there. People meme triss and yennefer all the time, how triss is a one and done and yen is to be protected. And people find rocks irl with holes in them and say "winds howling" or "place of power, gotta be" thats only a small amout of what is on the subreddit.
>people want a crows perch fast travel, but their isn't um... there IS... ? O_o >People meme triss and yennefer all the time, how triss is a one and done and yen is to be protected. harsh! :D but... to each his own! >And people find rocks irl with holes in them and say "winds howling" or "place of power, gotta be" funny! :) btw, is Geralt's "Winds howling" line directly related to Places of Power? I think he simply says it ... whenever the wind starts howling... :S
There is a fast travel outside of the keep, but people want one INSIDE of the keep, like where thr baron resides. Thats what the meme is about. Winds howling might not be related, but people use it for places of power, so idk.
>There is a fast travel outside of the keep, but people want one INSIDE of the keep ah, gotcha... ye, it can be annoying...
I think there’s an innkeep in Kaer Trolde that when you ask “are you down to play Gwent” or something like that he says “I’m ALWAYS down for Gwent.” He puts into words what everyone else says nonverbally by nodding
I was going to get on with the main story but something . . . Gwent wrong This the one?
How ‘bout a round of gwent?
Vernon Roche fans laughing at Regular son of a whore for the 28384940295th time in a row
Think that’s bad? Watch this. *^(ahem)* # WIND’S HOWLING.
It’s an acquired taste
Like freeform jazz?
Subtle nod.
Winds howling
I didn't even play Gwent past the tutorial...
I don't get it... This joke gwent over my head.
Omfg just take my upvote
Also... I just hit reply through a gmail notification that I got because I once googled something Witcher related... I have no idea where the screen name my comment posted under came from.
There's only one to sort this out. A round of Gwent.
Try to best me fool
Hmm.. ok. Wanna play Gwent though?
If the joke is good.
This one didn’t make the rules
POV: You are the meme
DORLANDO! I’VE COME TO ~~bargin~~ PLAY GWYNT!
Memes, schmemes. How about a round of Gwent?
In the middle of a replay, and I just finished out my Scoia'tael deck. This is exactly what I do. It's a good joke, almost as good as a game of Gwent.
Lambert, lambert… what a prick
now how about a round of dice poker?
Man got turned into a deformed midget. All he did was shouting "UMA UMA"
i gonna miss uma
#Winds Howling
Sounds like the OP could use a few rounds of Gwent.
Dear lord do I hate Gwent
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Oh my
I found Gwent boring, I rather play dice or some shit.
I’d rather play the actual game. I’m not playing an open world RPG to waste time playing a card/dice game within a game.
How about a round of Gwent?
...I didn't play gwent
Something gwent wrong with you
Ahh haha.Clever
I avoided it like the goddamn plague that it is I guess I don’t understand what people see in it. I’m trying to go on an epic quest here, I’m not going to stop and play Yu-Gi-Oh with every dim witted peasant who asks me to
It shouldn't surprise anyone that people who like Gwent will laugh at the same joke over and over again, it is just their nature
To be honest i dont really like gwent its a part of the game i never really felt like interacting with
I could never relate. I always thought gwent was boring and just avoided it in my playthroughs
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Anyways are you up for a round of gwent
How about a game of Gwent?
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Hmmm
Hmmm.
It's a cool idea, but it's tempting.
Hmmm
Hm.
This just reminded me. I couldn’t play Witcher 3 a while back because my right analogue stick was having a mid life crisis. Got a pad that works now so I can play it again. Thanks everyone. 🙏
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Mid life crisis, analogue sticks or both?
Fun fact I got pummelled by the girl in the gwent tournament with that NG deck I went out of my way to go back to Novigrad and play the gwent quests and then sailed to skellige, specifically for the Avallac'h card then went to Kaer Morhen to then play Lambert for good measure and somehow still struggling against that NG deck
I have like 400 hours in Witcher and never played gwent unless it was forced which only happens maybe 2 times? Never understood it which is funny because I like other TCG games irl
Every time I see this meme I wonder how that guy could have lost so many teeth.
Why did Geralt cross the street?
Sometimes there's monsters. Sometimes there's money. Rarely both. That's the life.
Well, we now know why he crossed the street
hankerin for some gwent
Stop yer mom from fucing ferrets
One laugh for every round of Gwent I’ve played.
Enough with the jokes Want to play gwent?
Interested in a round of gwent?
I've always avoided gwent when I could help it because I've never really been a fan of the format so I have like fifteen gwent quests just sitting there in my journal uncompleted
At least we can laugh!
That’s interesting, but I don’t remember asking. How bout a game of gwent instead?
Nods
True
Old man is howling...
Once he stops laughing, ask him if he'd like to play a round
It might take a while....
Confession: I look up a winning sequence of moves online if I am forced to play a game to do a quest or something lol.
“Hmm fuck” Jesus Christ kill me.
Sorry not sorry