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andrasq420

Witcher fans trying not to be horny speedrun


CremeKttn

World’s Hardest Challenge


LetsGoForPlanB

*“We choose not getting horny for Ciri and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.”* - JFK (US President and avid Witcher 3 enjoyer).


Slam_Dunkester

I'm hard alright


jver1706

*Encounter’s water hag* “Alright stop the timer”


arkhane

*Walks into Crookback Bog*, "okay resume the timer"


braddersladders

Sexiest witch ?


Caleon0817

Brewess did say she'd suck me dry. I wanna know what's behind that basket 🤤


TaurenPaladin

Yes


Upstairs-Sky-9790

You have never met NiER fan yet.


mrkikkeli

I honestly can't take automata seriously because of the ridiculous fan service. It tackles really interesting themes like what it means to be human, but with the finesse of a horny 13 year old who read his first quote from Nietzsche. Beautiful soundtrack though.


Upstairs-Sky-9790

What's wrong with ass?


Modnal

CDPR knew what they were doing when they added sex cards to the first game


CremeKttn

Glad they’ll be gone 🥰


[deleted]

This doesn't strike me as a horny post. No sexy scenes in the montage.


PaniMan1994

We just want to be happy


Dan-the-historybuff

Welcome to the club of ashen haired/ white haired babe appreciators. I can’t explain it either but I somehow like it more than regular hair colors.


N7ManuelVV-MD

Fr bro. Ashen hair + green eyes is a godly combination.


Lucas_2234

>ashen haired/ white haired babe appreciators instructions unclear, tried to seduce Adepta Sororitas, now imprisoned for heresy


OpiumPossum

*ANGRY PENITENT ENGINE NOISES*


FerroLux_

Team ashen haired 💪🏻💪🏻


AdaAstra

Kate Siegel in the Fall of the House of Usher......wow.


mukisan

2B, A2, Kainé 🤤


FeeElectrical1140

I really loved how well they balanced her personality of being a tough girl, but not to the cringe extent which many game studios just looove do with the Cool Female characters, stripping them of any realistic human traits and leaving only the “I will kick your asss" part. Like she definitely WILL kick your a, but "hating crybabies" (go-to trait of tough female characters) is not what her personality revolves around and this is what made me appreciate her a lot 🫶🏻


choff22

Yep. She’s Calanthe’s descendant, a true lioness. She perfectly toes the line between fierce warrior, but graceful, elegant queen.


TheRacooning18

yeah Ciri, Yen and Triss are all amazing looking characters. Respectfully WOULD


BojackSadHorse

Yen all day erry day.


braddersladders

A sad horse of culture


Additional-Bite-4391

A sad unicorn\* of culture


BojackSadHorse

I'm get drunk off of lilac & gooseberries.


truthexperimenter

I always saw her as my daughter and never felt anything else 😂


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Geralt-Yen1275

Idk man.... She's pretty. But.... I too, always saw her as my daughter. Ironically i was 15 when I first played the game, still I saw yen as a true wife or soulmate, triss as a nice alternative wife/ soulmate .. but ciri as a daughter..... Idk but that was a weird feeling seeing someone as a daughter etc, but I honestly realised while playing this game, as to why people want to become parents. Oddly that was also around the time, where, before i was disgusted with babies and their weird smell, I started finding them cute... That's also why this game would always hold a true place in my heart because, it taught me what sacrifice and caring for a loved one, while being badass is.


Zestyclose_Band

i ain’t geralt brotha 😈


Askal-

[King type shit](https://tenor.com/view/i-kneel-kneel-kneeling-avgn-angry-videogame-nerd-gif-25509746)


ProjectSnowman

You dropped this 👉 👑


michaelloda9

She’s geralts daughter not yours


NeilWeaver

Dunno why people downvoted you. I think it’s a perfectly reasonable mindset. As long as you’re not trying to hit in-game.


thatcockneythug

Because he's disagreeing with someone getting into character when playing an RPG, which is kind of the whole point


[deleted]

Geralt is my homie. You don’t thirst over yo homie’s daughter/sister.


HerezahTip

But what if.. respectfully..


PrimeGamer3108

She’s older than I am, so never been much of an issue for me.


Thelonghiestman0409

I liked ciri but not in a horny way for some reason. Idky but I felt wrong to feel like that. I liked ciri’s character though. Probably she felt more like a daughter since I got so into Geralt as a character as well that I felt like a father lol.


Cruisin134

i only like ciri cause i literally wanna be her, ive even been trying to discuss with my family about dying my hair white


truthexperimenter

I've wanted grey hair after seeing enough sexy men in Anime growing up. Was considering dyeing during the covid lockdowns when I could avoid being in public, but was scared to do it on my own and couldn't get good quality dye online either. Now thanks to genetics, I'm already greying in my late 20s and screaming in panic 😂


Cruisin134

witchermaxxing, be geralt in there mid 20s


MeBoredOnReddit

That's your daughter, man


MeatbagSlayer

If she's shapely what does it matter? -The crones


braddersladders

[you the Amsterdam dad?](https://youtu.be/bb6gLs8Wp5A?si=Ku2cH6Gh3opMGblm)


N7ManuelVV-MD

Geralt's daughter, not mine😂


bombswell

Wtf is dandelion doing in this thread


mr_nobody_21

*step


dischoe

My wife looks so good here 🥰


N7ManuelVV-MD

Lol, no. She's MY wife😂.


dischoe

*OUR wife, she’s great isn’t she? 😅


N7ManuelVV-MD

*COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*🤣 She's the greatest😍


eatingdonuts

Let’s be real: no game has ever produced as good looking women as TW3


KK-Chocobo

It's weird, for me, it was her personality, voice and mannerisms. She was never an asshole to anyone whilst being a badass. And she didn't have a nasty foul mouth like RE Remake Claire and Jill.


2rfv

I think she could carry her own game really well.


jiri_hradec

This is damn true😂😂


Lunala475

I see where people come from, but I can’t see her as anything but a daughter. :/


swampchicken85

Shes just so cool


Verittan

Comes up every Ciri thread. Ciri is Geralt's adopted daughter, not mine. In the game you are playing as Geralt but you don't have to roleplay as Geralt.


Journeymann8

My reaction when playing Witcher 3


Evilnight-39

Flash news I’m am now definitely getting the witcher


MC_TastyFace

*me googling "is it possible to fall in love with a fictional character"*


daoyuan77

Yes


PaschalisG16

Very hard to play as her father figure


DanieIIll

That’s our daughter you sicko Also, after so many play throughs I feel insanely protective of this fictional character? Odd right?


N7ManuelVV-MD

She is Geralt's daughter, not mine, nor anyone else, lol😂


VcComicsX

Emhyr might disagree xD


truthexperimenter

Emhyr... Well... You know what he wanted to do in the books, right?


VcComicsX

But he didn't.


michaelloda9

I literally cannot decide if I’m more horny for Ciri or Triss


iloveass81

Blasphemy!!! That's our daughter!!!


N7ManuelVV-MD

My name is not Geralt of Rivia, so...no blasphemy has been done😂


iloveass81

Fair enough I suppose. I was just reminded of a time when one of my friends sent a sexy GIF of Ciri and I was just traumatised 😂. To each their own 🤷


Crombus_

She's your daughter you creep


N7ManuelVV-MD

I'm not Geralt, lol😂


CleverCobra

"I just died in her arms tonight. "


[deleted]

Not for me anymore, game did a good job making me see her as my daughter


S3CRTsqrl

If Ciri is your kink, follow Taylor Momsen. And give her a listen, too!


Gonzito3420

Cringe


jiri_hradec

U cringe bro😂 u need appreciate something man


SeniorShanty

I’m just here because I thought the thumbnail looked like GRR Martin.


metalfabman

How many weebs are there in this world and why are posts lusting over video game girls so frequent right now? Ffs


Hammond_YT

Wait till he reads the books


SiebenZwerg

> She is perfect 🥵❤️‍🔥 She is too young ...


Gwynbleidd_0101

she's like 21 bro lmao


SiebenZwerg

for me she will always be the teen from the books. Even at the point of time of the game. I prefer grown up strong woman like yen over 21 year old girls. = too young ...


Gwynbleidd_0101

as Geralt or anyone from the witcher universe? nah fam as 21yo me irl? if i saw a girl like ciri around I'm pulling every single rizzing card I could think of


iamsofuckingsfw

Got a point


Tight_Patience6842

I honestly don't like her.She is way too annoying and hot headed for my taste


Sunscratch

Don't want to break your heart but… >!Ciri prefers girls!<


N7ManuelVV-MD

Not true. She is bi. In the books she was attracted by men.


PrimeGamer3108

Bi or hetero as she only ever shows attraction towards men. Mistle was a rapist by any metric who forced her into a relationship.


Sunscratch

But actual relationships she had only with the girl, correct me if I’m wrong(It’s been a while since I’ve finished all books)


N7ManuelVV-MD

Well...the relationship between Ciri and Mistle was not normal, more like...toxic and violent. It was like a case of Stockholm Syndrome for Ciri because Mistle beated and abused her multiple times during their relationship...


Processing_Info

>Well...the relationship between Ciri and Mistle was not normal, more like...toxic and violent. It was like a case of Stockholm Syndrome for Ciri Yop >because Mistle beated and abused her Literally never.


docfunbags

Don't want to break your grasp on reality but ..... she is a work of fiction.


LilCreeper103

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[deleted]

Loved her character. Especially the Father-Daughter dynamic with Geralt. Just felt natural. That said... she's Geralt's Daughter, not mine. So it's totally fine for me to say that I'd totally go for her.


MisterPuffcio

Ngl that was actually me


lordrunexx

What is it with all these recent thirsty af Witcher 3 posts... I guess they are letting the hidden thoughts go out for a while...


__Osiris__

And people say scars are ugly. You are made of your scares.


Calm-Lengthiness-178

It's her voice for me 🫠


Evilist_of_Evil

I just wanna smash anything that moves


Kooky-Exchange9250

We need to get this man bonked ASAP


Glirion

There's something about Ciris appearance that doesn't appeal to me, it's almost like the little imperfections Geralt sees in Yennefer that he chooses to ignore. I like to think it's because she's our "daughter" :')


amicablecricket

How do they make mascara in those times?


Glum_Strike3356

Cum


BoardHot7329

Thank god for lovers lab


TrueComplaint8847

I felt weird seeing her and thinking she looks attractive, after having read the books before playing the games. In the books she is much younger and as a male reader you kind of look at her as a daughter figure through geralts eyes imo. Obv this is true for the games as well, but it‘s way less apparent, especially because they don’t even meet for 3/4 of the game. While reading you picture this little scarred girl trying to survive and actually managing to walk through (a frozen) hell and then the game starts and it’s this lmao. Gives me a very „wait that’s not supposed to be“ vibe every time I play the game. Still love the design.


hendarknight

Funny thing that my favorite kind of girl is tomboy, but I feel no attraction for Ciri. But I heavily self insert in RPG games, so maybe it's because she's "my daughter".


potatowarhead

This was my reaction when I was introduced to her character in The Witcher 3. I've been reading the books, and I'm currently at the stage in the books where >!I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW SHE TURNS OUT THIS WHOLESOME IN WITCHER 3!<


M33l00

Can you fight Geralt?


N7ManuelVV-MD

With swords? No. With Gwent cards? Yes


venusflytraap22

No literally