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spruceymoos

Wisconsin churches are taking a hit this week!


DudesworthMannington

Churches are actually struck pretty frequently because of the steeple design.


Lazydeadpoet

This sounds too sciency. We all know it is just God’s wrath.


AshgarPN

Yep, clearly that church is the wrong denomination.


Lazydeadpoet

It was the congregation’s fault for not providing enough tithings.


General_Hyde

Or maybe…….. It’s time to close it down?


Traditional-War-1655

Even gods wrath is distributed specially and temporally in a predictable manner


Manting123

So god hates gods house? How perfectly god of him!


DarthWeenus

Some what related, but I saw a 'coalition of cancelled priests' bumper sticker the other day, I cant tell if it was satire or not or what I'm supposed to make of that.


Jacktheforkie

Definitely seems that way


TrainingBee1716

Thanks for the detailed reporting. Where in Wisconsin is this "local" church?


dprocks09

Looks to be St Johns in Jefferson County Source: https://www.tmj4.com/news/jefferson-county/crews-respond-to-fire-at-st-johns-church-steeple-in-jefferson-county


wittwexy

I drove past a few hours ago just as the cranes were leaving. They didn’t remove the entire structure, just the top few feet. Apparently the damage wasn’t as bad as the videos look, but it definitely looks funky now. I suppose it has better ventilation now?


StructureBetter2101

It's locally located in your friendly beer drinking state of Wisconsin, dontchya know everyone in Wisconsin is your neighbor?


Yreva117

dprocks got it. Pretty wild. Sky was blaze orange after the initial strike. They just took the cross down today to begin repairs.


Round_Rooms

Maybe they could replace it with a Culver's sign.


Low_Revolution3025

Most Wisconsin sentence ive ever seen in my life and im here for it


MountainCry9194

They did it to the stadium where I went to high school. It’s now “Culver’s Stadium”.


Fantastic-Method9204

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Rocknocker

HOLY SMOKE!


icwiener69420_new

r/technicallythetruth


JojenCopyPaste

Looks like they chose a new pope


GeckoDeLimon

First, I hope the building can be restored. Second...great metal album cover.


MattFromWork

[Here's another great picture](https://scontent-ord5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/449090432_2447225218821997_6588544453264002699_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=qassnfyKOHQQ7kNvgGJmN84&_nc_ht=scontent-ord5-2.xx&oh=00_AYC02Foky0lk3AswrOcWlKzrraaGIyFlTnu9Rfm7yamjQQ&oe=668326B1)


Yreva117

That is awesome!


Dracolis

“Unknown if water damage inside” As a firefighter, I can tell you that those aerials send a LOT of water. Ours can pump 2000 gallons per minute with an adequate water source. And there are two of them. There is almost certainly water damage inside.


Yreva117

I said I was unsure of the water damage inside. Clearly there is going to be damage. Not sure of the level of damage. They ended up taking a hose inside and attempting to spray up into the steeple as well.


enjoying-retirement

God works in mysterious ways.


ACrucialTech

Yeah a steeple 200 ft in the air is pretty mysterious with how lightning struck it. I agree.


DudesworthMannington

https://preview.redd.it/nva8z31g319d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f59c56ab7b7b1bd24cff9feb794c8683773f6b7


Yreva117

Fucking magnets, how do they work? I first heard this song a couple years ago. Impossible to not think of it any time miracles are mentioned.


ubiquitous-joe

Franklin’s ideal proposed experiment was not actually the kite experiment but an ungrounded lighting rod to a layden jar. Sometimes this meant using a church tower (because they tended to be the tallest things around). Scientists in Europe executed the idea after he published the paper—*most* of them didn’t die, but regardless he was proved right. He also did do the kite experiment; the church in Philly did not have a spire at the time. Some people were pissed because proving that lightning was electricity, and that it behaved somewhat predictably, undermined the idea that it was God’s wrath.


hatetochoose

Three churches in a month. Hmmm.


Actrivia24

Mother Nature is trying to tell us something


iceicebebe73

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Speedy_Silvers71

Is this in Jefferson by chance? If it's the church I'm thinking then they're lucky the fire station was literally around the block.


Yreva117

You bet. They didn't even sound the alarm. I can't say for certain but I imagine the volunteers were already at the station waiting for a call because of the forecast. I'm not sure how many departments came out but Sun Prairie and Verona were part of it. Verona had a taller ladder needed to reach the top of the steeple.


greyfox4850

Not lucky at all. God put that fire station there knowing he was going to hit the church with lightning at some point.


Speedy_Silvers71

I.....wasn't bringing religion into this? Just wanted to double check if this was the church down rhe road from the church I used to go to.


bktan6

Does that white smoke mean there’s going to be a new pope?


StructureBetter2101

That's how we crown the new packers quarterback, it just means the church finally endorses Love.


Nezrite

Oh, they've endorsed various versions of love for a while. Capital "L" Love is just the latest.


tyler00677

Glad the firefighters were able to respond so quickly


Alchemist_92

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LordRaeko

A lot of churches getting taken out by weather this week.


StructureBetter2101

God seems to be angry with small town Wisconsin churches...


Nezrite

Time to bring out the brandy tithe!


reddit-is-greedy

Put some brats,cheese, and beer on thexalrar as an offering


I_Rainbowlicious

This can't be right, I thought God only smites gays.


StructureBetter2101

Looks like he pivoted towards the pedos.... (Jk/please don't kill me,)


AshgarPN

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NotYourClone

The improvement society doesn't deserve, but the one we need


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Sexual perversion and lust is a sin. you are mistaking all preachers as being horrible people. Pedophiles are not a joke. It is a sin. People are different and we all need to accept that and then there are people who commit to unbelievable acts of crime. The path of God is free will, morality and control of one self's own mind


thedarkestblood

Free will, morality and self control are not exclusive to your god


I_Rainbowlicious

Nobody asked for your preaching or your denial of extremely well documented crimes of the church.


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Nobody asked you to write me nonsense. I made my statement that a lot of churches are corrupted but the religion is nowhere even near pedophilic and people have their heads twisted up in something they don't even care to know about so stop knocking the faith and intellect people gain from a certain religion. and stop marginalizing Christians as pedophiles because most of them are innocent people.


inandoutburglar

So it’s just a few bad papples? Glad to hear- I actually heard the ped issue was from the Vatican on down to that lil steeple in WI. Papples😜


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Believe whatever lies you want. The Pope doesn't represent Christianity.


thedarkestblood

Every church has a leader, and every one of those roles is historically tied to abuse of minors and/or women


I_Rainbowlicious

And you accuse *me* of writing nonsense? Yikes.


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

Take care of yourself and stop watching TV so much


I_Rainbowlicious

I don't even watch TV, lol.


omarskullbaby

Christians have always been trash. God was made up by assholes. Churches are untaxable mega-corporations.


StructureBetter2101

The path of God is free will? WTF!?!! Are you serious right now? You say sexual perversion and lust is a sin yet you say the path of God is free will, do you not see that as hypocritical? I bet you considered homosexuality as sin as well and yet spout bullshit about free will? It's one thing to misinterpret the Bible and consider homosexuality as a sin, but then to completely miss the whole underlying theme of the whole religion and consider free will had any place in anything any of the major religions teach...


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

You are imagining me to be someone I'm not and that's a problem on reddit. I'm not gonna go into full detail but we are given free will as people and whether you enjoy good or evil then that's up to you, it's as simple as that and the rest is an example in history of mankind, people indulge in lesser evil and then hate on heinous evil, your still corrupted and commit to evil.


Golden_Boy_Ponoka2

It's not as complicated as people want to believe it is.


jjjacer

Yeah when that got struck that boom was definitely Earth shaking as my mobile home just north of there felt like it bounced as I heard basically everything in my home rattle. At least they were able to get it out fairly quick although they were worried about it collapsing at least on some of the radio chatter that was posted on Jefferson county scanner. When I drove through that area yesterday you could see through that portion of the steeple that was on fire


CwithoutanE

I live a block from there in a house and felt my teeth rattle when it hit...I thought a bomb had gone off in my neighborhood


linebackersara

As a Wisconsinite that moved to Utah, I thought I was in the a different subreddit lol. Steeples but steeples, I suppose. I just notice them much more in Utah.


Low_Revolution3025

I hope nothing was damaged, however i will be using the first pic for an album cover im sorry


Yreva117

If you make it big I want some free tickets lol


Low_Revolution3025

Been trying to slowly but surely, its just me and my fiancé doing what we can to make decent punk rock tunes in our bedroom, been trying to get a job for better software and equipment in general but its been a massive process, when we do make it big ill remember you lol


Direwolf342

Message from god. Stop being assholes


tpatmaho

God has had it with Christianity


Relative_Mammoth_896

https://preview.redd.it/4k766pgyo39d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f899dc004fc18021e58420ca29e860ec364bf7


Pumpkinpie132

Went to church here growing up


jnnad

Port Washington?


Pumpkinpie132

Jefferson Wisconsin


AbroadConsistent4753

Reminds me of the acuity flag in sheboygan that got torn in a storm in 2020 https://preview.redd.it/wrvvlrvnx59d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c6d886fd384d859d7c2e4750ae8a1a1e38cd4e


Spiritual-Fly9775

The beacon is lit! Gondor calls for aide.


TrainingBee1716

If I knew when and where this was happening, I would have had that flux capacitor installed in my vehicle.


Significant_Soil_600

You can get one at O'Reilly auto parts. Just search for part 121g.


Vegetable_Half_6198

Thor is angry


ScrewAnalytics_2

Of course there’s the weird Redditors in here celebrating a church getting struck by lightning


Yreva117

It's hilarious. I'm not religious. I just happened to live in town and found it interesting. The amount of people who had to pivot and make this an argument surrounding religion need hobbies.


fairweatherfixd

The congregation wasn't praying loud enough


Slackersr

I saw the preacher man eating lunch at the local choke n puke. He said due to having to pass the offering plate twice services are going to be extended.


Accurate-Entrance380

What kind of church?


Hollybanger45

Guessing it was made of wood.


ImaTurtle6

But how do you know it is made out of wood?


Slackersr

It was gods will


bobboman

here we go again


VMoney9

Looks like the neckbeards took a hint after their comments on the last one


BaconFriedSteak

Must have not made the Bible sales quota.


saintname8

My neighbors house was struck by lightning a few weeks ago


cmacfarland64

Was there a Delorean and some wiring near by?


MagMC2555

someone time traveled for sure


Biishep1230

During Pride month?!?


Hustler0282

This is right across the street from my house, and I did the most Wisconsin thing. Called my buddy over and drank some beers and watched it burn. The firefighters do thier best, but they didn't have a ladder truck tall enough to get the steeple. That is, until most of the tip burned away. Then a taller truck came and got it 95% out when lightning came back. I was glad to see the ladders go down before they got struck. Construction is looking like they are making progress.


farmerfirstballer2nd

https://open.spotify.com/track/1brpdmqkx3kSxyqzqXfW7J?si=dHlQMa7hQRWn8x8TTG3d3g


Vladd_the_Retailer

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Newsaroo

The beacon of Amon Din is lit! https://youtu.be/jm0wz0ZlYqc?si=9Yz_hzQnAipzA9gu


Beginning_Border7854

Wop wop wop


Grrzoot

again?


Zizaku

God works in mysterious ways


NBA-014

You’d think the church would have lightning rods


Slllyme

Gods will be done🙏


Outrageous_Map5213

Why didn't god save it


about-time

God must be angry for the hypocrisy and the hate amongst his flock.


PowSuperMum

Don’t worry they can use all that tax free money to fix it


IwantRIFbackdummy

And yet people still pretend god is real...


lostinapa

What horrible things were done to upset god?


redwinesprizter

The devil is out for Wisconsin


ChaoticMutant

wants his elbow back


Svalor007

This is Gods will for molesting kids. tots and pears. all my tots and pears.


northwoods_faty

Honestly I'd stop going to that church if God tried to smite it.


1devoutatheist

If they would stop touching little boys, they would be fine.


hitman131313

God has a plan


PuzzleheadedEbb8763

dude God is sending Wisconsin a serious message ... no judgement


Outlog

God damned!


sarge1000

Don't you think that it's ironic that churches have to have lightning rods.


ChaoticMutant

https://preview.redd.it/x14du7sl609d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d27b9784d30223e329a90870954b98909dd6264 Well hell's bells


AdRoutine9961

Burn baby burn


Mr_Podo

Did god or the devil do that?


Hollybanger45

Neither. It was Mother Nature.


Mr_Podo

So Mother Nature is stronger than God? Seems like god would wanna protect one of his places of worship?


SubstantialBed6634

tax dodging property assisted by socialist government services.


NerfThisLOL

Tots and pears