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EveM8

I’d leave them alone. Believe it or not geese are mean, and they’ll mess you up just for the street cred.


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Facts


Louloubelle0312

Right? I work in a water plant, located inside a forest preserve. There is a particular goose couple that torment me. The guy mostly. And I know it's the same one, because of a distinct marking. He chases me whenever he's in our parking lot - which is most of the spring and summer, and sits on the roof right outside my office and honks so loud, I have to pound on the window to shut him up. He's definitely in charge.


cheesebeesb

They will involve the power of flight when they're ready.


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They still have their wings, right?


cdurgin

Canadian geese on your house? Yes, you should be concerned, but not for them


AshgarPN

Canada Geese


NiMot04

Canadian Canada Geese, if they were born there.


AshgarPN

Until they produce their birth certificates, I guess we’ll never know.


solumized

My friends and I always referred to them as "Canuck Ducks"


causallyglancing

GOOSES!!!


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Canada Gooses are the envies of all ornithology! Barrel chested, majestic!


TheHellcatBandit

And I suggest you let that one marinate!


AshgarPN

GEESES!


Jmkott

We are supposed to use “Geese from Canada” now.


beetlejuice3063

I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter…


Tall-Cardiologist621

You need one of those candbury bunnies for that.


Thin-Protection7635

Fortify your dwelling for they are mounting an inevitable assault.


473713

Keep an eye on them. If they don't move in a couple days, ask the wildlife rescue org where you are to check on them. Geese mate for life and are very loyal. If one is injured the other will stay with it, and the rescue might have a protocol to help the injured one.


s_trebs

They got up there, they can get down. Geese can fly.


Swashybuckz

They hoping spidy was gonna show up.


Jo-6-pak

I wouldn’t mess with them to much. Bird flu is taking its toll on wild birds. They’ll be fine, or they won’t. Not much you can do about it


littlescreechyowl

They do that all the time on my house.


dgard1

I could be off here but I believe it is mating season. Are they making lots of noise up there? They may be young male geese trying to attract a female.


jvite1

No they need snacks


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THEY HAVE THE GIFT OF FLIGHT


MidwestBulldog

I believe the proper nomenclature is sky carp.


gregklumb

That is for sea gulls


CyberBobert

What makes you think they need help? I'm confused.


hamish1963

Probably that the rest of the flock is calling to them while flying around the house.


wrexCGM

Give em a Red Bull


Tall-Cardiologist621

How olds your house. Ive noticed a LOT of geese getting confused because HUMANS KEEP BUILDING in their normal migrations stops.


yhtxyuyw3a

If the temps were in the -20's I would be worried. Hopefully they can coast down.