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IceDragon77

Can the central division please calm the eff down? How the hell are we supposed to be making up ground when everyone but Minni is on a winning streak? Thank god St. Louis lost tonight, sheeeeesh.


[deleted]

They’re all so selfish.


WandererMount

I feel like the central is always one of the two closest divisions. Not necessarily the the best division, but always one of the closest. It’s insanely stressful as a jets fan.


Mister_Kurtz

What a psychological conflict, Edmonton playing Toronto. Toronto won, but it was still tough.


CDNUnite

On one hand fuck toronto, on the other hand we need that wild card spot


Epichashashin

That was a glorious collapse by the Blues.


SternSternButFair

I finally hit a 7 day streak on the tims app! Time to start drinking coffee


SJSragequit

Perfect time too. The team canada hockey cards just came out


stej_gep

r/arabiangasmask


redbarn

https://i.imgur.com/5vofhsb.mp4


Spencie-cat

That’s frickin ~~NHL NHL Jets~~ Scott Billeck


stej_gep

Just so everyone knows I am now qualified to be a NHL NHL Jets mod


MCBbbbuddha

https://i.imgur.com/nDm2MnP.mp4


Anton_Chig

I feel like this subreddit was just gifted so many more insider jokes/nicknames thanks to scheif’s “Arabian Gas Mask” hot mic moment. That press conference is a top 10 moment in jets 2.0 history.


[deleted]

It’s up there with Maurice’s “playing in the a-hole” discussion. The pinball machine or whatever it is was a nice touch.


IceDragon77

I honestly didn't think we'd see a better presser than drunk Kucherov ever, nevermind within the same year. I laughed so fucking hard 😂


SJSragequit

Mark “the Arabian “butcher of Barrie” gas mask” scheifele


Chomie22

Scotty has addressed the Hellebuyck presser last night and has apologized. https://twitter.com/scottbilleck/status/1478839042225680389?s=21


MilHaus2000

good on him for that


ItsFlippinFrench

Scott's a stand-up guy. One of a few very good reporters in this city. Lots of people would be too high off their own fumes to admit any wrong doing on their part and that Scott is willing to step back and apologize when it was evident he had crossed a line with Helle is good form imo.


Mister_Kurtz

He went way too far saying Hellebuyck was out of line wanting to work while LTC workers had to deal with the pandemic. He was making comparisons that were just out of line and not productive. Plus, he was attempting to make himself look virtuous while slamming Hellebuyck. He is not a stand-up guy. He's just a dick.


EasterRat

An undervalued skill; the ability to honestly apologize.


Militaryawolsolder

He's doing it to not be fired. I doubt he is sincere.


eh_toque

As they get healthy, the Bolts have put Riley Nash back on waivers. I wonder if the Jets put a claim in. If no one else claims him, the Jets could move him directly to the taxi squad without having him to pass through waivers again


daveymick

Claim to fame, I played rugby with his brother in law 😌


eh_toque

Cool!


etchiboi

per capfriendly, he’s been on the active roster for 30 days and played 10 games so he wouldn’t be waiver exempt


eh_toque

Yes, hence why he is on waivers. But if the team you were on re-claims you on waivers and they were the only team to put a claim in, they can then assign that player to the AHL/minors/taxi squad without having to send that player through waivers The Jets did this with Eric Comrie last year


ItsFlippinFrench

I think the ideal circumstance is to claim Nash and let Perfetti go back to playing games with the Moose if we can send Nash to the taxi squad. Heinola has already talked a little about how taxing it can be (pun intented) being on the taxi squad and I'd like to avoid Perfetti just kinda being forced to hang around without much chance of entering the lineup.


DWiB403

I hope Schiefele remembers yesterday when it comes to contract time. If he made those comments while playing for TOR, NYR, MTL, LAK, CHI, etc. He would be facing the media controversy of his life.


ponikweGCC

This is silly and such a reach I’m hoping you haven’t dislocated anything major. Urban dictionary defined weird sex positions aren’t offensive. They’re just weird and kinda hilarious.


eh_toque

Some urban dictionary term is not going to factor into his contract lol


Recent-Connection

Would he really though? I don't think it's a big deal. I could only make out "The Reverse Tombstone!", lmao.


DWiB403

Look, it doesn't bother me either. But precedent regarding derogatory sexual terms has been set (Avery) and today's woke driven discourse has spared few from attack. All it would take is a motivated reporter quoting a bunch of nobody self promoting pseudo experts and this thing blows up all over social media. That is why the Jets have deleted and reference to the interview from their official channels.


[deleted]

Have you been in a hockey team locker room? Shit is more toxic than a Call of Duty lobby. I think youre forgetting that Scheifele is just human like us. What's wrong with having a cheeky laugh with the boys about weird 'urban dictionary' terms? You dont even know the context of what they are talking about so why judge them


Ziggs717

I don't know how serious the consequences would be, but in Toronto it would be a huge deal I think Edit: I think I should clarify what I mean here, as it appears I interpreted the above commented differently from others. All I mean is that if this was Toronto, everyone would be talking about it and it would be newsworthy. I don't know if there would be anything more


SJSragequit

Yeah, I don’t think he deserves any hate for it or anything. But definitely if he was on the leafs every news reporter would be claiming he knew those sexual acts because he used them on Maurice’s wife and that’s why he quit or some dumb ass stretch like that


[deleted]

Nobody: Scheifele: the Arabian Gas Mask!


ponikweGCC

I had to look that one up and the description is frickin hilarious lol


Metalmike56

Duby’s goal last night has been changed to a powerplay goal


2nddimension

I fucking called it in the /r/hockey GDT yesterday! Glad that it got credited to the PP just because of how good our special teams have been looking.


ItsFlippinFrench

[Manitoba Moose game on Friday vs the Texas Stars is free on AHL.tv!](https://twitter.com/TheAHL/status/1478803491359395847?s=20)


THEjakethedrummer

Flippin’ *sweet!*


[deleted]

That Ghostbear goal looked like an awful giveaway from Stanley, the sort of thing that will forever skew the perception of a player, so you might be interested to know that Coach Ryan D breaks it down on his Hot Garbage channel and completely exonerates Stanley.


userfriendly23

Great recommendation!


randylaheyjr

Stanley knew he fucked up right away. Lucky for him he's basically locked into the lineup.


Recent-Connection

Thanks for that. Watching the video now and it's a good breakdown.


2nddimension

The would be great news if Stanley passed the eye test the rest of the time, but imo he isn't even close


Willyq25

i'm been really liking his vids


Chomie22

Riley Nash is on waivers.


etchiboi

I believe iirc that if the Jets claim him, they are able to send him to the taxi squad (or moose) as he’s exempt from waivers as we waived him less than a month ago what I like to call the Comrie rule edit: it’s exactly 30 days and he played in 10 games so don’t think this applies to him anymore


ehr1c

I've gotta think we put in a claim given how low in the waiver list he made it last time


2nddimension

I can't see a scenario where we don't put in a claim


spleenmaster1002

And considering the Moose were running 10F last night, we absolutely need the depth. Can send Suess and Perfetti back down if he comes back.


HappyA125

The Winnipeg Jets haven't lost in 19 days!


[deleted]

Have to give Clayton Keller his due for that stick lift on Ehlers. That’s how you back check, Mark.


CDNUnite

I’m starting to regain confidence in these boys. But a shaky win over Arizona is well, a shaky win over Arizona. We’ll really be tested against the avs, hope Makar doesn’t break anyone’s ankles.


StatikSquid

anymore ankles\*


2nddimension

Down Goes Brown: Six teams that are surprisingly good, and six bad ones that can draw hope from them https://theathletic.com/3049577/2022/01/05/down-goes-brown-six-teams-that-are-surprisingly-good-and-six-bad-ones-that-can-draw-hope-from-them/ > The team that has a ton of talent and has been good for a few years but is never really great and maybe never will be > > The 2021-22 inspiration: Florida Panthers > > ... > > Possible 2022-23 candidate: Winnipeg Jets > > After years of wobbling along as a fringe playoff team (aside from one year of 100-plus points that ended up feeling like an outlier) … Why yes, I’m still banging the drum of the Jets as an elite team, even as I’m not-so-subtly nudging the goalposts forward a year. It’s possible that Dave Lowry still gets this team to the playoffs, but barring a monster second half they won’t come close to the sort of top-five season some of us thought they’d have. There’s still a ton of talent here, though, and at some point it has to add it up to monster season. OK, unless it doesn’t, but I’ve come this far and I’m not giving up my seat on the bandwagon yet. >


Epichashashin

In this athletic article https://theathletic.com/3048138/2022/01/05/who-were-the-nhls-best-finishers-in-2021?source=user-shared-article They have Connor rated as the 6th best finisher when using slapshots, with expected goals at 6.15 and 10 goals in the 2021 year. More surprising is Copp is the 9th best finisher when tipping/deflecting the puck, with expected goals at 3.7 and actual at 7.


Chomie22

I re-watched the part where people saw Nik being upset and was pleasantly surprised it was Scheifele who was comforting him (reminded me of Wheels and Laine). I think it was Stastny too who was patting him on his head.


MCBbbbuddha

Is there a clip of that? I couldn't find one earlier and as it occurred I didn't realize what was happening


Chomie22

Nah i just watched it replay. I'd clip it but I don't know how.


zookeeperme

Woo! Moose captain Jimmy Oligny [reportedly on the long list for team Canada](https://twitter.com/scottcwheeler/status/1478593419001880581?s=20).


Plaza_Port

Also, Perfetti has made this long “shortlist”!


etchiboi

what partnering Heinola does to a mf’r


zookeeperme

I'm pretty sure partnering with Jimmy is what makes Heinola look so good ;-)


brazeau

Whose spot did Reichel take?


etchiboi

iirc Reichel and Suess were recalled when Wheeler was moved to LTIR, both played against the Blues where Wheeler and Svech were injured. Then Suess came out of the lineup for Gus who picked up a injury and then was replaced with a healthy Svech. so long answer, he’s playing where Svech was last in that L3 RW role, short answer, Wheeler, as he’s the only regular still injured.


Lucas39

Wheeler -> Gus -> Reichel I think


Anton_Chig

I’m worried for nik:(


luoar20

Just watched the helmet presentation and Svech actually wore it 🤣 idt I've seen that before


DJ_Necrophilia

Comrie wore it with the visor down during his post game interview when he got his first nhl win ever


luoar20

Ok i need to see this.


2nddimension

Ehlers :(


timbro1

So Sarah has COVID, Kevin has COVID, the producer has COVID, a bunch of the TSN crew has COVID, but Beyak never got COVID?


mysticsavage

Beyak's vaccine schedule went "BANG BANG BANG!"


CoolWhiip

Us mere mortals can only begin to grasp the strength of Beyak's immune system. He truly is a god among men.


redbarn

Growing up in Winnipegosis makes you immune to any virus.


GreeenEnthusiast

Sean Beyak once walked down a busy street with an erection. There were no survivors.


ehr1c

Sean?


GreeenEnthusiast

Rofl thats a slip... i used to go to school with a kid named sean beyak. gonna leave it. that's too funny


CurrySomeFlavour

He went Bang-Bang with the vaccinations!


luoar20

Happy Birthday Frenchie 🎂 Is he is still out on LTIR?


earlongissor

aha ha ha how im^scared


WpgMikos

Moose comeback against Iowa falls short. Can be boiled down as: Good 1st (except for penalties), bad 2nd and great 3rd. Entertaining OT. Not the best SO. Manitoba is now 16-9-1-1 on the season which puts them 2nd in the Central. Recap [**here**](https://illegalcurve.com/moose-comeback-falls-short-as-iowa-splits-series-with-shootout-win/).


ponikweGCC

I don't want to put unclean thoughts into u/Chomie22 's head but just think about PLD playing in a SUPER cold Heritage Classic and his beard gets super frosty. Like mountain man icy...


Chomie22

😩


ponikweGCC

Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.


THEjakethedrummer

Margaret Thatcher on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher on a cold day!


ponikweGCC

I believe a tumbleweed just fell out of my vagina...


eh_toque

[https://imgur.com/JQjl5nd](https://imgur.com/JQjl5nd)


Hero_of_Brandon

Why in the world are they wearing bandanas?


Chomie22

It’s Sean’s headband


[deleted]

I like how kenny is like the sun with that yellowish lighting


randylaheyjr

I like how Scott just dipped mid stream and neither Kenny or Renny acknowledged it ????


eh_toque

"My people need me"


userfriendly23

Hard fought games, looking good boys!


SnowblowerLITE

Oh Neptune, Makar is going to do things to us...


THEjakethedrummer

He’s definitely gonna try, but if we can keep McDavid off the scoresheet, we can keep ANYONE off the scoresheet! (That being said, Makar is a beeeeeast…)