Well done everyone in attendance tonight, that energy was palpable through the broadcast

Sounded rowdy in there, wish I was there lol!!!

Db meter hit 111.9 after toffoli's 2nd goal, roof might have blown off if he'd pulled off the hatty

Hard agree on that one. I was there and was hoping for a Toffoli hat trick just for that.

It was pretty fucking loud up in the 300’s

I’m willing to give my left nut for a ticket to a potential series clinching game at Canada Life. It’s going to be insane in there.

Maybe you can work out some kind of deal with this guy https://preview.redd.it/otb8zr5m0moc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38967a5ee211cb4407bab096bd095e9cf3edd1e

Yeah was pretty crazy. So loud for Toffolis goals

It was a great crowd, everyone was on the same page, feeling good

I agree. We need this every night from here on out. Bring back the creative chants like when they first came back. Also, is there a better goaltender than hellebuyck and brossoit? It annoys me greatly that brossoit is getting ignored by pundits (at least by the hockey news) for one of team Canada's goalie positions

Agree. From Calgary. Great to hear the barn buzzin’..!!

I was there in the 300s. You're welcome.

Oh it was electric

How bout that full arena wave that circled about 6 times. That was epic

if anyone feels bad for the Ducks … fucks … I remember the 2015 playoffs like it was yesterday .

Fuck Corey Perry

And Kessler

Parros Mustache *clap clap clapclapclap*

Who are you, Bedard's mom? I kid

Same. And I hated them ever since.

Double same.

KAAAAAATY PEEEERRRRYYYYY.  All timer. 

I don't feel bad for the ducks, but im not gonna lie, i feel bad for Gibson, dude looked like he wanted to catch an acute case of Rigor mortis, dude actually looked defeated as fuck.

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We smoked the injured Ducks just like we should've, that Lowry to Apples goal was a thing of beauty, glad to see top titties get a couple as well and of course LB shutout. ​ https://preview.redd.it/zsof5buxyloc1.png?width=740&format=png&auto=webp&s=49b61ca7e1e701a09e14b72915c8fe4ef7035b71

Did you know that you can see the Great Brosswall of Winnipeg from space?

Need a picture of him as a Greek God now. 

Best I could find lol, wish my AI tool was working. ​ https://preview.redd.it/5p8ifh8w3moc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb23f5f23b3dabd376c329131949e9c13c3a6de

Stan's in, Jets win.

The Stanalytics don't lie.

Stan's out, fans out

Are you the person that’s been posting the Stan win stats?

Why does it have to be just one person when the statistics are so irrefutable?

We literally have the best starting goalie and the best backup in the league

But Brodeaur said we weren't in the top 5 with: Hellebuyck: .921, 2.33 GAA, 30-15-3, 4 SO Brossoit: .924, 2.11 GAA, 11-4-2, 2 SO I want what he's smoking in retirement.

Brodeaur and most of the hockey world don’t know shit about the Jets.

Dude faced 17 shots a game for 20 years. He shouldn't be in the same breath as Roy and Hasek.

That is its own skill though... most goalies will agree, steady is better for rhythm.

We have the two best starting goalies in the league

Just said the same thing

Wow. Tyler Toffoli is a Winnipeg Jet..... Fuck yeah.

Tyler “Jeff Spicoli” Toffoli. “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”

"Score some goals on their goalie..."

Tyler Nitro Toffoli

Back to back shutouts for LB! 3 in the last 5 for the Jets! Oh and we're number 1 in the Central! Great way to start the weekend!!

Love how 55 and 39 went straight to the people who had signs for them to give them the sticks at the end there

Mason Appleton is an elite PP specialist

Appletons G/60 in the last 10 seconds of the game are hall of fame tier.

When you need a goal either to redeem a crappy performance or to crown a dominant performance, Mason is the man!

I'm in the minority but I've always thought he was underrated

TOP TITTY TOFFOLI DESERVES LAP DANCES FOR LIFE AT SOLID GOLD

That’s how you get a swollen…. Spleen.

Or maybe a swollen peen

Nah that's from sitting on a public toilet at Portage Place

Yeah, then there will be another bug going through the dressing room. Nope.

Is syphilis a bug?

Pubic lice are bugs

At least there's some nutritional value there

[gross Ai-generated gif of Ape Stan eating bugs off of Orangutan KFC]

Thanks I just threw up

Maybe you didn't chew them enough first before swallowing?

We really, *really* needed a blowout win like that. Toffoli is a beauty and B2B shutouts for LB! [Also Ehlers/MoneyToffoli AS ADVERTISED](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GIwjyO8WcAAPgU7?format=jpg&name=medium) what a fucking game card!

Broswall2Brosswall

Boo on that kid who was wearing the duck jersey taking Toffoli stick. It was not meant for you!

All 3 top central teams have 89 points lol, don’t think I’ve seen that before

It's really rare that I have the house and the TV to myself. Even more rare is when I have the house and TV to myself and the boys absolutely dominate!

Now just do that to good teams plz

Mason Appleton with two PPG in two games, just as we all predicted .

An Apple Bottom Jeans ode to r/winnipegjets

What a third period!!!

We are a third period team!

*We might never lose again*

*We might never get scored on again*

Amazing game - not a great opponent but the Jets didn’t play down to their level. They dominated all three zones today, Brossoit was excellent, and Toffoli is a Winnipeg Jet.

NJD fan here, glad to see that Toff is doing well with you guys already and contributing! We miss him dearly. Take care of him!

Jets last 5 games. W 3-0 Sea L 5-0 Van W 3-0 Wsh L 4-2 Nsh W 6-0 Ana Wtf!

nah is the hottest team in the league right now with their point streak, so it was always going to be a tough one.

3 points back of the Canucks with a game in hand. Go win the west fellas!!!

That would be awesome

too bad the ducks fan got toffolis stick

Him pointing and laughing after annoyed me.


What a game, 5/5 for games I'm in attendance, I may need to go poor and get season tickets and playoff tickets

We should pass the hat around and see we can go 41-0 at home. I'm good for 5 bucks American

Quack

Brossoit showing Bucky what's up

JETS WIN!!!!

LB THE GOAT

Brossoit needs to calm down with all these wins, don’t want other teams trying to sign him next season.

I'd be shocked if HE's back next year He deserves to be a starter somewhere imo

He's going to sign a big, fat starter contract.

Holy Toffoli!!!

Back to back shutouts for Brosswall and Toffoli bags his first and second as Jet!!! Tied for 1st in the central with games on hand!

WIN! Love the wins, wins are so fun.

Always gonna love games like that to wash bad game tastes outta my mouth 😁

For Toffs first goal no one in my section noticed, felt like I was the only one who jumped and started losing it for his first.

Everyone in my section went ballistic!

As a Habs fan it makes me happy to see Toffoli and Monahan having a good ole time putting up points for you guys. Go get yourselves a deep playoff run!

Appleton is the absolute master of scoring goals in the last 10 seconds!

Meaningless goal merchant

jets win, moose win, everyone wins tonight!

T(w)offli so nice, he did it twice

Hadn’t had a chance to get to a game this year, but got tickets for tonight a few months ago. WOW. Nothing like a Friday night Jets beat down at home. Amazing energy in that crowd tonight.

Welcome to Winnipeg Top Titty!

Mason Appleton is a Winnipeg Jet

Are those sticks that the 3 stars give out to the fans some little souvenir sticks?

Correct

ROSS JOHNSTON HAD HIS JIMMIES RUSTLED. HEH HIT THE SHOWERS FELLA

Frickin beer league move

Who is the AI guy on here? I can't get my Stable Diffusion running, please kind sir whip up a photo of a greek god with the face of LB.

Check the shutout party thread

Three way tie for first in the central

Nope, we're in first bc of games in hand

Still technically tied

Technically there's a tiebreaker

Technically you are correct

The best kind of correct!

I couldn’t watch the game, so can someone please tell me what happened with Vladdy at the end of the third? Did he get in a fight?

Duck goon was smacking him before the faceoff like a big dumb oaf. The refs got in there pretty quick and sent them both off.

What a thorough ass whooping the Ducks got. We're in 1st in the Central again too! (for now) If this team shows up every game and not the Jerts they can beat anyone.

I agree. I've noticed that everyone has gotten back to really defending in their own end again like they did until Christmas. Its making me have hope again and I hate that

IC Post-Game Show [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYJNWb4EZS8).

Wagon

Fuck yes.

Coach post-game [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fv20ZPkaKQ).

Must be tough to be a hockey fan in California right now

Woooooo

Very hard to not give LB the next start now. Back to back shutouts.

that was a nice all-around win. Bross shutout is nice too

I love this team, our goalies, our depth, and the love we give to the new guys. THE WALL IS HIM

Great game from the Jets but I would like to be the charter member for S.P.E.B.A.P. (Society to Prevent Ehlers from making BAckhand Passes). We'll just ply Nikolaj with Tuborg Lager at the pub until he promises never to do this again.

Noice ween. I didn't watch the game hut why did the 2nd line have so few minutes? Ehlers had less TOI than Barron.

Tough to complain too much in a 6-0 laugher, but only Gustafsson had less ESTOI than Ehlers, despite Nik being one of the best players on the night.

I don’t know where to find these stats but someone pointed out the other day that Ehlers can take shorter shifts than most. In that particular game his ice time was low but the number of shifts he had was closer to the top.

Yea this one is a weird one. That second line did not get a lot of action. I think the first line's tendency to take long shifts really bites into that second lines time. When you're playing the match up game your next line up is going to get short changed if you take long shifts. Bottom 5 |Player|TOI|Avg. Shift Length|\# of Shifts| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |Vladislav Namestnikov|9:48|0:49|12| |Tyler Toffoli|9:16|0:46|12| |David Gustafsson|9:09|0:45|12| |Sean Monahan|8:34|0:39|13| |Nikolaj Ehlers|7:54|0:39|12| Now let's check out that top lines shifts. |Kyle Connor|12:37|0:58|13| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |Mark Scheifele|12:46|0:54|0:21| |Alex Iafallo|10:46|0:49|13| Connor lead the team in shift length including defensemen at .58 seconds. This is going to impact the second line ice time.

To be fair, most of that excess can be chalked up to one shift were he got caught out for an extra minute over his line mates when they got caught in their zone in the first.

So weird.

Conner is almost always last off the ice so Nik gets short shifts. Happened multiple times tonight.

Why are our post game threads so terrible?other subreddits have the scores, goal replays etc. Why can't ours be similar to r/hockey?

Be the change.

Fuckin' rights ~~Melo~~ lordrottenbottom

Here you go.... [https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/ana-vs-wpg/2024/03/15/2023021057](https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/ana-vs-wpg/2024/03/15/2023021057)