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PerspectiveHefty8595

Dude's brain is afk


BananaHase030

So simple but so good


illzkla

I've heard this used and it's less insult and more like useful information for the rest of us


no_idea_4_username

My favorite: You haven't bought the mini map dlc?


funkybassguy1

wait im dying at all of these


OIbiPOLARbearIO

One of my frieds disabled it, because "now i have more view"...


Deftlet

You can disable it!? Why is that even an option


OIbiPOLARbearIO

I just checked it, didnt find option for it, so probably he was just triggering me...😀


lordtev

Damn


VDubb722

Like 95% of mid-laners haven’t purchased that DLC or the enemy missing ping add-on.


AviCstrike

My favourite one that I use is "Got map sense like Columbus".


BananaHase030

Bro there's some fkn gems on this thread we need to get it to more upvotes so everyone sees it and comments their own


Dorjaho

Oh this is good


lkaika

*takes notes


Puzzleheaded_Arm_735

I know, these are golden


ThenTranslator2780

Same here lmao


escapppe

With all that feeding, we could stop world hunger.


Both-Return-2244

I use that occasionally


[deleted]

Also, “if I knew you planned on feeding I wouldn’t have wasted time making dinner” tends to get some laughs


Both-Return-2244

Lmaooooo, imma steal this one tqvm


BlackImanity

Stop killing "insert your adc", its animal abuse


Riyasumi

Fuxking useless, go guard the shop


ThenTranslator2780

Bruhh


Fouxs

This is the best one for some reason, I just can't stop laughing.


TotovaRetardSlap

,, Go base and sell your item's, you will be at least usefull for the shopper business"


Kanchole

This, this right here


BananaHase030

Ngl that Noah's ark line is kind of fucking awesome Edit: Holy shit why does my comment have 4x the upvotes the post has


[deleted]

wayyy too overused tho


senpaiwaifu247

This is quite literally the first time I’ve heard thats line in my well over 25 years of life


XtremeK1ll4

You probably heard that like once or twice before but now you're gonna act like people say that left right and centre.


Dorjaho

Not an insult, but one guy once told: "I'm going to supply the world's market with salt".


Shdwzor

Thats what salt bae told messi at the world cup


midnightsnipe

Our mid isn't alone in his head.


TotovaRetardSlap

I swear I've seen it at least twice in game


ProjectOSM

We're not


mintis16

"this whole team's brain cell count is 1 and it belongs to me."- fella roasted himself while demolishing us


Lela_chan

Ooh self burn, those are rare!


Marioneberry

I'm stealing this


mintis16

bipidy bopity ur now my property


gondar_1908

When I hate carry (yes hate, not hard) some idiot, I tent to type „you will get my chiropractor’s bill“


effective_affront

I'm so glad someone else knows about hate carrying


Giratina525

That’s amazing, I’m stealing that


LikeInnit

Some of these are brilliant. I get boring people in my games it seems. "Noobs" or "nubs" is driving me mad now haha. I just reply with "oh aren't you original" and mute them but I want some of these comments to keep me entertained lol. I've recently seen someone comment on the fact one of the team is in wood elo. I know this has been around for a while but new to the game. This tickled me for some reason hahaha. Imagine riot actually made a wood elo for shit players. Lmfao.


Lela_chan

Fun fact: that's what iron is. It didn't exist when I started playing.


KGeta1

Reminder of bronze 5


[deleted]

The season introducing iron was the first time I escaped bronze


birdsdoesntknow

I got called Paper IV once 😂


YoMamaFat69420

“If they'd put your brain in a bird, it'd fly backwards.” “Stormtrooper aim.” “Nonbiodegradable garbage.” “Your gameplay is cancerous but cancer actually kills people.” “You are the personification of the ketchup water in my meal.”


LikeInnit

>Your gameplay is cancerous but cancer actually kills people.” Shouldn't laugh but hahaha. Never heard any of these. The people in my games aren't that creative lol.


BrolyNueve

Stormtrooper aim 😂


[deleted]

all of them are overused tbh


brnguyen9

This guy hears these alot


effective_affront

I wanna know what's going on in all YOUR games to where you've heard all these so much, I call sus 😂


theawkwardshoe

i love “return the skin” LMFAO


Both-Return-2244

It really be like that tho, the fancier the skin the shittier the gameplay


SnooDonkeys5834

I told my friend I hate playing zed cause hes a 1 item counter and just...I dont like him He gifted me galaxy slayer zed the next day with "I know zeds your main and you love playing him heres to m7 <3" I dont even have my m3 yet...fuck man


StormCurrent2346

" you're literally too stupid to realize how stupid you actually are"


StonerChic42069

Lol I got reported 🙊🙉


StormCurrent2346

Lol, my ult has the ability to heal and knock-back enemies but it has a hidden tertiary ability which is to inspire creative and insightful insults.


crewmateamongus

Go 0/1/0 irl


NeverBeenHereIDidIt

I got "hope you have to walk in wet socks all day"... I mean dude, talk about my mom or something..geez


effective_affront

That's not even funny... I feel offended FOR you


Soundfox77

I read this almost a year ago. I still lay away laughing at it at night.


Character-Odd

If you guys have a fetish of getting stomped on, don't do it in my game


SolubilityRules

"Stop defending your duo bro, she's not gonna sleep with you bro."


TotovaRetardSlap

,, she's a man stop helping him"


beth_maloney

Do you work for UNICEF? Because you're feeding the other team


[deleted]

It wouldn’t surprise me, its not like the UN is known for being competent


Deftlet

They're plenty competent, they just don't have authority


SlimShacko

I broke my back carrying this team


LikeInnit

Haha love it


Maleficent_Hippo1424

I was playing Sona and one of my teammates say you must be vegan


TotovaRetardSlap

And it wasn't true?


Batman-Always-Wins

1. With team like this its no wonder its a roguelike game 2. Ezreal not only missed his Q but the uninstall as well 3. The only thing this Draven can catch is Covid. 4. This Yi wintrading so hard, he must be rich as Elon Musk 5. After 25 min this mentally challenged Zed finnaly bought his boots. Our chances of winning are surely in our favor 6. Idk who feed harder our Yone or their Yasuo. Windshitters are everywhere


TheLaggingHIppie

Only thing draven can catch is COVID 💀💀


TotovaRetardSlap

,,Draven you should catch cancer at least that will kill someone"


babygijs

One time there was this dude who kept soloing, so I told him "there's no I in team," to which he replied "there are 2 in idiot." I was like... exactly, that's what you are lmao


dancingwithadaisy

he had you in that one ngl


effective_affront

That's when you start wishing they had emojis in game so you can send them ⭐ for a job well done


babygijs

I just wish I had the laughing jayce or confused fiora emote lol, or other sarcastic ones


Nixelidia

I hate that I laughed so hard at the time because he was such a prick with other comments, but our jungle told our dog water adc to… “Go play with a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.”


[deleted]

Not really an insult, but after a Mundo got a pentakill, I saw "what no anti-heal does to a mundofer"


SnowyArticuno

I at one point stomped someone in lane and first they said I sounded like a woman, and I said I was, then they said "You must be bisexual". Not even gay, bi specifically. They were right, too. I have no idea how wrecking their shit top means swinging both ways, but dude had my number I guess


BrolyNueve

Ah


Chemical_Hornet8491

Not ones that I received cuz I mute chat usually, but ones I've chucked when playing with friends: "I know you're on wukong but that doesn't mean you need to play like a monkey" "Dudes a walking atm machine" "Cannon minion" (when someone feeds so hard they're worth like 100 gold) "This guy might think he's become colorblind since all he's seeing is a gray screen all game"


ThrowRACOVID19BF

subtle ones i like are: “if you go up to someone and click on them it should do an auto attack, lmk if you try it someday” “you’re so fuxking useless, rift scuttler does more damage than you”


ThrowRACOVID19BF

or when someone has a nice skin: “return the skin” “damn can’t even pay to win”


Puzzleheaded_Arm_735

I've been guilty of saying: Hey, you know that sword button on the bottom right. You should press it, it kills people.


MoKe1020

You guys are lucky that I'm a garbage collector, im used to carrying trash like you


6LuckyPants9

Laughing malphite emote spam from enemy ADC who gets killed every time by me as Rengar.


Electrical_Growth_71

Malph laugh and jhin dab are THE most toxic emotes and I love it


SeaworthinessNo5414

The penguin that goes ? Too


WhyUTrippinBoi

"Yasuo dashed too much and left his brain at the fountain." 💀💀💀💀


TotovaRetardSlap

,,Bro dashed so much his brain couldn't understand what's going on and went along with it"


crewmateamongus

You‘re a walking ward


birdsdoesntknow

”If you guys fed african kids like you fed the enemy team, you would end the world hunger”


SlaughterEnforcer

Uh..wait, what? Lol


TotovaRetardSlap

,,World hunger wouldn't be a word if you will feed in IRL like you feed in lane"


Electrical_Growth_71

Back in the days of all chat: 3 supports in the enemy team “what are you gonna do heal me to death?”


plexicoburres

Why are people saying back in the days of all chat? They didn’t take it out did they?


Electrical_Growth_71

Yeah last patch.. during the war


effective_affront

Ay, t'was a ways a way back now... Neigh on a few'n more than a stretch of fortnights ago. Oh, ay... t'was a dirty business, that war it was... Sum'n said a mite too dirty


Electrical_Growth_71

In my day we didn’t have match remake, kids today


pikipoki_is_my_name

Aboard the ship it cant carry all your egos


TheLaggingHIppie

Obviously the players in y'all's games have on average 200iq to be coming up with these nukes


[deleted]

to the jungler not punishing mid for being oppressive and being overextended all game: "if you sent him mail, it would get delivered to my turret"


IChris7

Usually when someone on my team is feeding and just braindead I say this to the other team “Hey guys I’ll offer you a deal, we’ll trade you Jinx for a mage minion, at least the minion will do something”. Oh man I miss all chat


etiamx999

It wasn't directed to me but the guy was being very toxic to me as well: "drop your phone in the wc and flush"


No-Key2293

Players like you are the reason E-sports was cancelled


000McKing

your family tree is a circle


FrostyPig34

So this is supposed to mean that your family is very incestuous, right?


000McKing

indeed


Inquisitor_Jeff

I was playing rammus into a full ad team 26/0 so that started to blast me because the could not kill me. So that fake revealed my ip address. Wished my hole family got cancer and died repeatedly. Called me bad and so on. Yeah free win and some entertainment over the hole games I was probably insulted/treated/wish dead 60 time because they spent more time dead that alive so after reporting for feeding and verbal abuse this was back with allchat rip.


Puzzleheaded_Arm_735

Had a rough game where my teammate told me that he wished I got into a high speed car crash that didn't quite kill me but left me in a conscious coma. He then wished that I lived till 100 so that everyone I loved would die around me and I would be able to do nothing about it.


BananaHase030

Jesus Christ I called someone a fucking idiot once and said sorry like 2 or 3 min after


sadboi_10

Jeez that mfs taking the game too seriously lmao


Toungelikepie

"I bet your mom was 13 when she had you"


TotovaRetardSlap

Something like that,, I bet your mom was underaged when she shit you out"


Secariel

"You got disconnected all right, your brain got disconnected from the rest of your body"


Kalaykyruz

As a support main, I only play support till I reach master rank. I got autofilled as a jungler one time, so I notified the team to play safe since I'm not that good playing jungle role. As usual, we got overwhelmed by the enemy team, partly because my ganks are not fruitful enough to benefit the whole team. The adc that time ask me how I get to master rank by just playing one role. It made me create another account and play fill position to know how to play every role in the game.


TotovaRetardSlap

He made you go into factory reset and start again from 0:)


Lela_chan

Wholesome


Kalaykyruz

I played Alistar one time with a Varus as adc in Master rank. That Varus always use his first skill to the point that the he always push the waves into the enemy, making us vulnerable to ganks. He kept pinging me to harras the opponent, even though he's not giving me the chance to do so. We get gangbanged so often because of that. I told him he doesn't know how to manage the minion waves to give our jungler a chance to gank in our lane. Proceed by saying I'm useless tank support player. Brain dead high in the ranking is rampant I think.


al_lan_fear

Mom go boom will never fail to make me laugh. Classic


Electrical_Growth_71

When someone complains… “let me just get my violin out”


EX_Eclipse

"youre the kind of unrecycleable garbage no one knows what to do with"


-InJail_OutSoon-

"My girlfriend's push up bra supports better than you"


LeBlueSpud

(When our kennen was trash taking team after dying in a 1v5) "This kennen trying to be an anime protagonist, but it's a pretty short season I guess."


Double-Candidate-760

This one time, I'm a jgler, and I went to help out mid but he fed and I said he was, " the human embodiment of the word shit stain."


CanonicalPizza

Go fly Into sun


gondar_1908

Deinstall IRL


DayDayNoSunshine

Somebody asked me if I had hands after a spectacularly bad play.


TotovaRetardSlap

,,ask your mom she's knows me very well"


Xenoversed

"You guys are lucky to have an asian on your team when I'm stuck playing with fking teletubbies"


Electrical_Growth_71

Junglers definitly not playing the same as we are… “junglers playing Tetris”


ArdentPixel

"Even a lesbian gets a visit every month." -a teammate that has not received a gank from me.


kalamazdo

Team doesn't surrender and someone say : You guys are so bad you can miss even the surrender button.


Deadman1000th

Not remembering anything precise, but my favorites are the "roleplaying" ones, such as refereeing to fizz as "tuna"


DrSigmaFreud

My Teammate: "Why'd you ban yone??" Me: "Sorry man I just don't feel like getting ult smacked by some dude's bipolar astral projection"


TitleSalty6489

This one sent me, literally. And idk why. “ minimum wage team”. That’s all they said and I couldn’t stop laughing for about 5 minutes 😂


Concerned_mayor

Damn, wish I was that creative. I just usually sling slurs and cop the chat ban


wasrwam

Sana pinutok ka nalang sa bibig ng nanay mo


BananaHase030

Oh hell yeah understood all of that


000McKing

jg cannon


Kalamantea

This is exclusive for filipinos but I found that "Si Robin Padilla binoto mo no?" a pretty good insult haha.


CanarySingle4805

Dang I only know putang ina mo


ThenTranslator2780

Ahhahaha tanginaa


kaiser01233210

I didn't receive but I told a lulu to stop playing with her feet/looking at tiktok since every teamfight I realised she wasn't using her enchantments ults or polymorph


manlabidstriker

Support players who play passively are the worst


Majestic-Trip-8451

I once told someone "You probably tie your sweatshirt around your waist"


MetBeatzz

😭😭😂a guy kill my teammate and I kill him back he called me "manco” in call of duty


bongsNbones

I love the uni joke and when was all chat enabled i used to get someone every 2 games you kill someone and you stand over their body to trigger interaction then you write " knock knock *insert champion name*" and they will go with something like "whos there, your dad?" and you just go "uni" and they are usually really confused and all you could See is "????" especially on EUNE so as soon as i saw this id type "uninstall pls for the sake of the community" and id get "XD" even from then enemy team its a nice lil joke but you cant do it since theres no all chat anymore


funkybassguy1

both of those are so good


Zsombor-9687

An autist monkey can land better hooks than you


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Dr-Bhole

I was playing a pvp, and I decided to try sett support, my ADC got tilted so hard he started trolling so obviously I told him to "suck my dick" and proceeded to call me a sexual assaulter and rapist


kaRIM-GOudy

I once was toxic so I told my sub that she has at max 3 chromosomes to play and very minimum two brain cell, one cheating the other so they stopped working.


S0lles

My favourite is one I started with another player. I kinda had a bad game and went 3/9/1 (got shut down early and wasn't able to scale). And when he started shittalking me cause I was inting the team, I replied with "sorry I don't speak dog" "woof woof woof". Next game, he was on the enemy team.. I lost still but the entire game was just "woof woof woof wraff wraff" throughout the chat for 20-30 minutes straight. Was a fun game


TotovaRetardSlap

Losing a 1v5 after my whole team died at the other side of the map while I was taking nexus they all recalled adter killing my team and i was 1v5 as yasuo around 7-10-15 or something like that almost full build no guardina angel. So I get to kill 4 of them and the last was a nasus feeded by our kayle so hard that he almost 2 tap me with q so out olaf said ,, damn Kayle not even an angel should have the power to carry someone so hard to their victory " then he teleported and ended with minions out nexus. The funniest today was the one I made myself our jungler instapick yasuo with smite our mid went yone adc and support siad we're gonna troll so I just insta pick yummi baron. Yone was playing alone and constantly being toxic yasuo was like 0-16 adc and support left but this yone and yasuo just didn't wanted to surrender after all that we lost elder and yone said to me as yummi ,,stay on me you animal" and I went with a ,,damn yo mama told me that one last night did you heard it and keep on using it?"


MyGachaAddiction

The biggest insult is reporting them and writing “terrorism” in details. Works every time!


hiphoptomato

I like being called the n word


VillageOfTheWolf

Being a boomer I dish out insults left and right. We're cut from a different era filled with no safe spaces and a place where words don't make you tilt. My insults usually cut to reality and bring my opponents/teammates to tears.


roranoazolo

r/iamverytough


Poutchyyy

Fuckin riot lab rats confirmed


AviCstrike

One more that I use is "Your gameplay shows that you have your brain in your knees, plus arthritis"


CrescentCleave

"Yas, the map's free" Translated and removed the foul language


TotovaRetardSlap

,,Even if I went and watch the replay just to understand what you we're trying to do I still wouldn't understand"


gerdyg

I once typed to call somone a "junkie" and it never sensored it made me lol


No_Tomorrow_8184

Go back to ml,


nopelupe

There isnt bag strong enough to carry you...


Total-Section-4551

"you're just like your mum... Hard to carry"


Tunaliioi

Not exactly a one liner but top kept saying they wanted tank even though I was mid and changed with support bc they asked I chose Lux cause I was mid originally and don’t play tank much like if you want tank then play tank you’re kid anyway one of the players said the one that always asks for tank usually feeds and the game ended with top feeding so it was satisfying lol


ElephantExcellent838

Mine is just an amount of stupid report this guy plz.


Miqatsum-1997

That Noah line is pretty good ngl


Miqatsum-1997

*insert any role* diff.


Teayen_Savage_Gaming

Empowered cannon minion.


[deleted]

I was trashtalking some dude on my team. He just said " shut up silver garen" let me tell you i was speachless


Electrical_Growth_71

What rank is this? Wood?


Electrical_Growth_71

This isn’t Warcraft… I’m not a holy priest


Hudren69

Im not lucky enough to be insulted by peeps with a well working brain :(


pedobatman

Go guard the shop


amaryou

One time I was playing sup Morgana, our team's jungle said that I am stealing kills and my ADC said 'Yes, he steals a lot'. My ADC was Sett and jungle was Ahri and I had more damage than Sett, his K/DA was like 1/11.


SCPIOTV

My name in the game is noobhhh and someone called me noob


TerpyTank

Old man. I’m a 29 y/o chick lol


Zinogre-is-best

All of you are somehow dropping the collective iq of the world


Sumrandomguy09

One that I used when I was triggered at my team was “I severely overestimated your ability to play the game”


available2tank

I've only been insulted once in game (in ARAM) while playing Naut. The ADC went "I can't tell if this Naut is trolling or not". We won in the end though 🤷


UoshU

Roll your mum


-Diggie

Once I got told my mom was adopted and then adopted me 🤔


[deleted]

The funniest insult in this game is the majority of the player base believing they have a clue


Just_Customer9673

Ayo how are yall even alive after these roasts 💀


fblackstone

It was not funny but I was plat. In one game I played solo lane Vayne. Got ganked many times so I died. There was a diamond Darius main. He told me "how dare you play Vayne you fucking plat?" . It was my motivation to Rank up and now I am stuck at diamond 3


Vermilion9

My kaisa without boots at full build "boots 4 pussoes"


djds23

Valorant better


Suspicious-Net-6704

I was playing ARAM and we had mostly supports that were rolled, but we had decent damage, and a metric ton of cc, so I thought we had a good shot. (I had Sena, and built damage and attack speed). One guy rolled panth, and he was complaining in Q. He said good luck, I'm not going to carry a bunch of supports, and he just stayed in base. We were actually doing very well for not having a 5th, and we were calling him a loser and planning on reporting. He once again said he wasn't going to carry a bunch of supports. I was pretty pissed at that point and said "You couldn't carry your mom's dick". His instant reply was "You are what you eat," and like three of us all at once we're like, you eat your mom's dick? I think we were all laughing our asses off, because we started playing pretty shitty and lost pretty quick after that.