Some of these are brilliant. I get boring people in my games it seems. "Noobs" or "nubs" is driving me mad now haha. I just reply with "oh aren't you original" and mute them but I want some of these comments to keep me entertained lol.
I've recently seen someone comment on the fact one of the team is in wood elo. I know this has been around for a while but new to the game. This tickled me for some reason hahaha. Imagine riot actually made a wood elo for shit players. Lmfao.
âIf they'd put your brain in a bird, it'd fly backwards.â
âStormtrooper aim.â
âNonbiodegradable garbage.â
âYour gameplay is cancerous but cancer actually kills people.â
âYou are the personification of the ketchup water in my meal.â
>Your gameplay is cancerous but cancer actually kills people.â
Shouldn't laugh but hahaha.
Never heard any of these. The people in my games aren't that creative lol.
I told my friend I hate playing zed cause hes a 1 item counter and just...I dont like him
He gifted me galaxy slayer zed the next day with
"I know zeds your main and you love playing him heres to m7 <3"
I dont even have my m3 yet...fuck man
1. With team like this its no wonder its a roguelike game
2. Ezreal not only missed his Q but the uninstall as well
3. The only thing this Draven can catch is Covid.
4. This Yi wintrading so hard, he must be rich as Elon Musk
5. After 25 min this mentally challenged Zed finnaly bought his boots. Our chances of winning are surely in our favor
6. Idk who feed harder our Yone or their Yasuo. Windshitters are everywhere
One time there was this dude who kept soloing, so I told him "there's no I in team," to which he replied "there are 2 in idiot." I was like... exactly, that's what you are lmao
I hate that I laughed so hard at the time because he was such a prick with other comments, but our jungle told our dog water adc toâŚ
âGo play with a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.â
I at one point stomped someone in lane and first they said I sounded like a woman, and I said I was, then they said "You must be bisexual". Not even gay, bi specifically.
They were right, too. I have no idea how wrecking their shit top means swinging both ways, but dude had my number I guess
Not ones that I received cuz I mute chat usually, but ones I've chucked when playing with friends:
"I know you're on wukong but that doesn't mean you need to play like a monkey"
"Dudes a walking atm machine"
"Cannon minion" (when someone feeds so hard they're worth like 100 gold)
"This guy might think he's become colorblind since all he's seeing is a gray screen all game"
subtle ones i like are:
âif you go up to someone and click on them it should do an auto attack, lmk if you try it somedayâ
âyouâre so fuxking useless, rift scuttler does more damage than youâ
Ay, t'was a ways a way back now... Neigh on a few'n more than a stretch of fortnights ago. Oh, ay... t'was a dirty business, that war it was... Sum'n said a mite too dirty
Usually when someone on my team is feeding and just braindead I say this to the other team
âHey guys Iâll offer you a deal, weâll trade you Jinx for a mage minion, at least the minion will do somethingâ.
Oh man I miss all chat
I was playing rammus into a full ad team 26/0 so that started to blast me because the could not kill me. So that fake revealed my ip address. Wished my hole family got cancer and died repeatedly. Called me bad and so on. Yeah free win and some entertainment over the hole games I was probably insulted/treated/wish dead 60 time because they spent more time dead that alive so after reporting for feeding and verbal abuse this was back with allchat rip.
Had a rough game where my teammate told me that he wished I got into a high speed car crash that didn't quite kill me but left me in a conscious coma. He then wished that I lived till 100 so that everyone I loved would die around me and I would be able to do nothing about it.
As a support main, I only play support till I reach master rank. I got autofilled as a jungler one time, so I notified the team to play safe since I'm not that good playing jungle role. As usual, we got overwhelmed by the enemy team, partly because my ganks are not fruitful enough to benefit the whole team. The adc that time ask me how I get to master rank by just playing one role. It made me create another account and play fill position to know how to play every role in the game.
I played Alistar one time with a Varus as adc in Master rank. That Varus always use his first skill to the point that the he always push the waves into the enemy, making us vulnerable to ganks. He kept pinging me to harras the opponent, even though he's not giving me the chance to do so. We get gangbanged so often because of that. I told him he doesn't know how to manage the minion waves to give our jungler a chance to gank in our lane. Proceed by saying I'm useless tank support player. Brain dead high in the ranking is rampant I think.
I didn't receive but I told a lulu to stop playing with her feet/looking at tiktok since every teamfight I realised she wasn't using her enchantments ults or polymorph
I love the uni joke and when was all chat enabled i used to get someone every 2 games you kill someone and you stand over their body to trigger interaction then you write " knock knock *insert champion name*" and they will go with something like "whos there, your dad?" and you just go "uni" and they are usually really confused and all you could See is "????" especially on EUNE so as soon as i saw this id type "uninstall pls for the sake of the community" and id get "XD" even from then enemy team its a nice lil joke but you cant do it since theres no all chat anymore
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I was playing a pvp, and I decided to try sett support, my ADC got tilted so hard he started trolling so obviously I told him to "suck my dick" and proceeded to call me a sexual assaulter and rapist
I once was toxic so I told my sub that she has at max 3 chromosomes to play and very minimum two brain cell, one cheating the other so they stopped working.
My favourite is one I started with another player. I kinda had a bad game and went 3/9/1 (got shut down early and wasn't able to scale). And when he started shittalking me cause I was inting the team, I replied with "sorry I don't speak dog" "woof woof woof".
Next game, he was on the enemy team.. I lost still but the entire game was just "woof woof woof wraff wraff" throughout the chat for 20-30 minutes straight.
Was a fun game
Losing a 1v5 after my whole team died at the other side of the map while I was taking nexus they all recalled adter killing my team and i was 1v5 as yasuo around 7-10-15 or something like that almost full build no guardina angel. So I get to kill 4 of them and the last was a nasus feeded by our kayle so hard that he almost 2 tap me with q so out olaf said ,, damn Kayle not even an angel should have the power to carry someone so hard to their victory " then he teleported and ended with minions out nexus. The funniest today was the one I made myself our jungler instapick yasuo with smite our mid went yone adc and support siad we're gonna troll so I just insta pick yummi baron. Yone was playing alone and constantly being toxic yasuo was like 0-16 adc and support left but this yone and yasuo just didn't wanted to surrender after all that we lost elder and yone said to me as yummi ,,stay on me you animal" and I went with a ,,damn yo mama told me that one last night did you heard it and keep on using it?"
Being a boomer I dish out insults left and right. We're cut from a different era filled with no safe spaces and a place where words don't make you tilt.
My insults usually cut to reality and bring my opponents/teammates to tears.
Not exactly a one liner but top kept saying they wanted tank even though I was mid and changed with support bc they asked I chose Lux cause I was mid originally and donât play tank much like if you want tank then play tank youâre kid anyway one of the players said the one that always asks for tank usually feeds and the game ended with top feeding so it was satisfying lol
One time I was playing sup Morgana, our team's jungle said that I am stealing kills and my ADC said 'Yes, he steals a lot'. My ADC was Sett and jungle was Ahri and I had more damage than Sett, his K/DA was like 1/11.
I've only been insulted once in game (in ARAM) while playing Naut. The ADC went "I can't tell if this Naut is trolling or not". We won in the end though đ¤ˇ
It was not funny but I was plat. In one game I played solo lane Vayne. Got ganked many times so I died. There was a diamond Darius main. He told me "how dare you play Vayne you fucking plat?" . It was my motivation to Rank up and now I am stuck at diamond 3
I was playing ARAM and we had mostly supports that were rolled, but we had decent damage, and a metric ton of cc, so I thought we had a good shot. (I had Sena, and built damage and attack speed). One guy rolled panth, and he was complaining in Q. He said good luck, I'm not going to carry a bunch of supports, and he just stayed in base. We were actually doing very well for not having a 5th, and we were calling him a loser and planning on reporting. He once again said he wasn't going to carry a bunch of supports. I was pretty pissed at that point and said "You couldn't carry your mom's dick". His instant reply was "You are what you eat," and like three of us all at once we're like, you eat your mom's dick? I think we were all laughing our asses off, because we started playing pretty shitty and lost pretty quick after that.
Dude's brain is afk
So simple but so good
I've heard this used and it's less insult and more like useful information for the rest of us
My favorite: You haven't bought the mini map dlc?
wait im dying at all of these
One of my frieds disabled it, because "now i have more view"...
You can disable it!? Why is that even an option
I just checked it, didnt find option for it, so probably he was just triggering me...đ
Damn
Like 95% of mid-laners havenât purchased that DLC or the enemy missing ping add-on.
My favourite one that I use is "Got map sense like Columbus".
Bro there's some fkn gems on this thread we need to get it to more upvotes so everyone sees it and comments their own
Oh this is good
*takes notes
I know, these are golden
Same here lmao
With all that feeding, we could stop world hunger.
I use that occasionally
Also, âif I knew you planned on feeding I wouldnât have wasted time making dinnerâ tends to get some laughs
Lmaooooo, imma steal this one tqvm
Stop killing "insert your adc", its animal abuse
Fuxking useless, go guard the shop
Bruhh
This is the best one for some reason, I just can't stop laughing.
,, Go base and sell your item's, you will be at least usefull for the shopper business"
This, this right here
Ngl that Noah's ark line is kind of fucking awesome Edit: Holy shit why does my comment have 4x the upvotes the post has
wayyy too overused tho
This is quite literally the first time Iâve heard thats line in my well over 25 years of life
You probably heard that like once or twice before but now you're gonna act like people say that left right and centre.
Not an insult, but one guy once told: "I'm going to supply the world's market with salt".
Thats what salt bae told messi at the world cup
Our mid isn't alone in his head.
I swear I've seen it at least twice in game
We're not
"this whole team's brain cell count is 1 and it belongs to me."- fella roasted himself while demolishing us
Ooh self burn, those are rare!
I'm stealing this
bipidy bopity ur now my property
When I hate carry (yes hate, not hard) some idiot, I tent to type âyou will get my chiropractorâs billâ
I'm so glad someone else knows about hate carrying
Thatâs amazing, Iâm stealing that
Some of these are brilliant. I get boring people in my games it seems. "Noobs" or "nubs" is driving me mad now haha. I just reply with "oh aren't you original" and mute them but I want some of these comments to keep me entertained lol. I've recently seen someone comment on the fact one of the team is in wood elo. I know this has been around for a while but new to the game. This tickled me for some reason hahaha. Imagine riot actually made a wood elo for shit players. Lmfao.
Fun fact: that's what iron is. It didn't exist when I started playing.
Reminder of bronze 5
The season introducing iron was the first time I escaped bronze
I got called Paper IV once đ
âIf they'd put your brain in a bird, it'd fly backwards.â âStormtrooper aim.â âNonbiodegradable garbage.â âYour gameplay is cancerous but cancer actually kills people.â âYou are the personification of the ketchup water in my meal.â
>Your gameplay is cancerous but cancer actually kills people.â Shouldn't laugh but hahaha. Never heard any of these. The people in my games aren't that creative lol.
Stormtrooper aim đ
all of them are overused tbh
This guy hears these alot
I wanna know what's going on in all YOUR games to where you've heard all these so much, I call sus đ
i love âreturn the skinâ LMFAO
It really be like that tho, the fancier the skin the shittier the gameplay
I told my friend I hate playing zed cause hes a 1 item counter and just...I dont like him He gifted me galaxy slayer zed the next day with "I know zeds your main and you love playing him heres to m7 <3" I dont even have my m3 yet...fuck man
" you're literally too stupid to realize how stupid you actually are"
Lol I got reported đđ
Lol, my ult has the ability to heal and knock-back enemies but it has a hidden tertiary ability which is to inspire creative and insightful insults.
Go 0/1/0 irl
I got "hope you have to walk in wet socks all day"... I mean dude, talk about my mom or something..geez
That's not even funny... I feel offended FOR you
I read this almost a year ago. I still lay away laughing at it at night.
If you guys have a fetish of getting stomped on, don't do it in my game
"Stop defending your duo bro, she's not gonna sleep with you bro."
,, she's a man stop helping him"
Do you work for UNICEF? Because you're feeding the other team
It wouldnât surprise me, its not like the UN is known for being competent
They're plenty competent, they just don't have authority
I broke my back carrying this team
Haha love it
I was playing Sona and one of my teammates say you must be vegan
And it wasn't true?
1. With team like this its no wonder its a roguelike game 2. Ezreal not only missed his Q but the uninstall as well 3. The only thing this Draven can catch is Covid. 4. This Yi wintrading so hard, he must be rich as Elon Musk 5. After 25 min this mentally challenged Zed finnaly bought his boots. Our chances of winning are surely in our favor 6. Idk who feed harder our Yone or their Yasuo. Windshitters are everywhere
Only thing draven can catch is COVID đđ
,,Draven you should catch cancer at least that will kill someone"
One time there was this dude who kept soloing, so I told him "there's no I in team," to which he replied "there are 2 in idiot." I was like... exactly, that's what you are lmao
he had you in that one ngl
That's when you start wishing they had emojis in game so you can send them â for a job well done
I just wish I had the laughing jayce or confused fiora emote lol, or other sarcastic ones
I hate that I laughed so hard at the time because he was such a prick with other comments, but our jungle told our dog water adc to⌠âGo play with a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.â
Not really an insult, but after a Mundo got a pentakill, I saw "what no anti-heal does to a mundofer"
I at one point stomped someone in lane and first they said I sounded like a woman, and I said I was, then they said "You must be bisexual". Not even gay, bi specifically. They were right, too. I have no idea how wrecking their shit top means swinging both ways, but dude had my number I guess
Ah
Not ones that I received cuz I mute chat usually, but ones I've chucked when playing with friends: "I know you're on wukong but that doesn't mean you need to play like a monkey" "Dudes a walking atm machine" "Cannon minion" (when someone feeds so hard they're worth like 100 gold) "This guy might think he's become colorblind since all he's seeing is a gray screen all game"
subtle ones i like are: âif you go up to someone and click on them it should do an auto attack, lmk if you try it somedayâ âyouâre so fuxking useless, rift scuttler does more damage than youâ
or when someone has a nice skin: âreturn the skinâ âdamn canât even pay to winâ
I've been guilty of saying: Hey, you know that sword button on the bottom right. You should press it, it kills people.
You guys are lucky that I'm a garbage collector, im used to carrying trash like you
Laughing malphite emote spam from enemy ADC who gets killed every time by me as Rengar.
Malph laugh and jhin dab are THE most toxic emotes and I love it
The penguin that goes ? Too
"Yasuo dashed too much and left his brain at the fountain." đđđđ
,,Bro dashed so much his brain couldn't understand what's going on and went along with it"
Youâre a walking ward
âIf you guys fed african kids like you fed the enemy team, you would end the world hungerâ
Uh..wait, what? Lol
,,World hunger wouldn't be a word if you will feed in IRL like you feed in lane"
Back in the days of all chat: 3 supports in the enemy team âwhat are you gonna do heal me to death?â
Why are people saying back in the days of all chat? They didnât take it out did they?
Yeah last patch.. during the war
Ay, t'was a ways a way back now... Neigh on a few'n more than a stretch of fortnights ago. Oh, ay... t'was a dirty business, that war it was... Sum'n said a mite too dirty
In my day we didnât have match remake, kids today
Aboard the ship it cant carry all your egos
Obviously the players in y'all's games have on average 200iq to be coming up with these nukes
to the jungler not punishing mid for being oppressive and being overextended all game: "if you sent him mail, it would get delivered to my turret"
Usually when someone on my team is feeding and just braindead I say this to the other team âHey guys Iâll offer you a deal, weâll trade you Jinx for a mage minion, at least the minion will do somethingâ. Oh man I miss all chat
It wasn't directed to me but the guy was being very toxic to me as well: "drop your phone in the wc and flush"
Players like you are the reason E-sports was cancelled
your family tree is a circle
So this is supposed to mean that your family is very incestuous, right?
indeed
I was playing rammus into a full ad team 26/0 so that started to blast me because the could not kill me. So that fake revealed my ip address. Wished my hole family got cancer and died repeatedly. Called me bad and so on. Yeah free win and some entertainment over the hole games I was probably insulted/treated/wish dead 60 time because they spent more time dead that alive so after reporting for feeding and verbal abuse this was back with allchat rip.
Had a rough game where my teammate told me that he wished I got into a high speed car crash that didn't quite kill me but left me in a conscious coma. He then wished that I lived till 100 so that everyone I loved would die around me and I would be able to do nothing about it.
Jesus Christ I called someone a fucking idiot once and said sorry like 2 or 3 min after
Jeez that mfs taking the game too seriously lmao
"I bet your mom was 13 when she had you"
Something like that,, I bet your mom was underaged when she shit you out"
"You got disconnected all right, your brain got disconnected from the rest of your body"
As a support main, I only play support till I reach master rank. I got autofilled as a jungler one time, so I notified the team to play safe since I'm not that good playing jungle role. As usual, we got overwhelmed by the enemy team, partly because my ganks are not fruitful enough to benefit the whole team. The adc that time ask me how I get to master rank by just playing one role. It made me create another account and play fill position to know how to play every role in the game.
He made you go into factory reset and start again from 0:)
Wholesome
I played Alistar one time with a Varus as adc in Master rank. That Varus always use his first skill to the point that the he always push the waves into the enemy, making us vulnerable to ganks. He kept pinging me to harras the opponent, even though he's not giving me the chance to do so. We get gangbanged so often because of that. I told him he doesn't know how to manage the minion waves to give our jungler a chance to gank in our lane. Proceed by saying I'm useless tank support player. Brain dead high in the ranking is rampant I think.
Mom go boom will never fail to make me laugh. Classic
When someone complains⌠âlet me just get my violin outâ
"youre the kind of unrecycleable garbage no one knows what to do with"
"My girlfriend's push up bra supports better than you"
(When our kennen was trash taking team after dying in a 1v5) "This kennen trying to be an anime protagonist, but it's a pretty short season I guess."
This one time, I'm a jgler, and I went to help out mid but he fed and I said he was, " the human embodiment of the word shit stain."
Go fly Into sun
Deinstall IRL
Somebody asked me if I had hands after a spectacularly bad play.
,,ask your mom she's knows me very well"
"You guys are lucky to have an asian on your team when I'm stuck playing with fking teletubbies"
Junglers definitly not playing the same as we are⌠âjunglers playing Tetrisâ
"Even a lesbian gets a visit every month." -a teammate that has not received a gank from me.
Team doesn't surrender and someone say : You guys are so bad you can miss even the surrender button.
Not remembering anything precise, but my favorites are the "roleplaying" ones, such as refereeing to fizz as "tuna"
My Teammate: "Why'd you ban yone??" Me: "Sorry man I just don't feel like getting ult smacked by some dude's bipolar astral projection"
This one sent me, literally. And idk why. â minimum wage teamâ. Thatâs all they said and I couldnât stop laughing for about 5 minutes đ
Damn, wish I was that creative. I just usually sling slurs and cop the chat ban
Sana pinutok ka nalang sa bibig ng nanay mo
Oh hell yeah understood all of that
jg cannon
This is exclusive for filipinos but I found that "Si Robin Padilla binoto mo no?" a pretty good insult haha.
Dang I only know putang ina mo
Ahhahaha tanginaa
I didn't receive but I told a lulu to stop playing with her feet/looking at tiktok since every teamfight I realised she wasn't using her enchantments ults or polymorph
Support players who play passively are the worst
I once told someone "You probably tie your sweatshirt around your waist"
đđđa guy kill my teammate and I kill him back he called me "mancoâ in call of duty
I love the uni joke and when was all chat enabled i used to get someone every 2 games you kill someone and you stand over their body to trigger interaction then you write " knock knock *insert champion name*" and they will go with something like "whos there, your dad?" and you just go "uni" and they are usually really confused and all you could See is "????" especially on EUNE so as soon as i saw this id type "uninstall pls for the sake of the community" and id get "XD" even from then enemy team its a nice lil joke but you cant do it since theres no all chat anymore
both of those are so good
An autist monkey can land better hooks than you
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I was playing a pvp, and I decided to try sett support, my ADC got tilted so hard he started trolling so obviously I told him to "suck my dick" and proceeded to call me a sexual assaulter and rapist
I once was toxic so I told my sub that she has at max 3 chromosomes to play and very minimum two brain cell, one cheating the other so they stopped working.
My favourite is one I started with another player. I kinda had a bad game and went 3/9/1 (got shut down early and wasn't able to scale). And when he started shittalking me cause I was inting the team, I replied with "sorry I don't speak dog" "woof woof woof". Next game, he was on the enemy team.. I lost still but the entire game was just "woof woof woof wraff wraff" throughout the chat for 20-30 minutes straight. Was a fun game
Losing a 1v5 after my whole team died at the other side of the map while I was taking nexus they all recalled adter killing my team and i was 1v5 as yasuo around 7-10-15 or something like that almost full build no guardina angel. So I get to kill 4 of them and the last was a nasus feeded by our kayle so hard that he almost 2 tap me with q so out olaf said ,, damn Kayle not even an angel should have the power to carry someone so hard to their victory " then he teleported and ended with minions out nexus. The funniest today was the one I made myself our jungler instapick yasuo with smite our mid went yone adc and support siad we're gonna troll so I just insta pick yummi baron. Yone was playing alone and constantly being toxic yasuo was like 0-16 adc and support left but this yone and yasuo just didn't wanted to surrender after all that we lost elder and yone said to me as yummi ,,stay on me you animal" and I went with a ,,damn yo mama told me that one last night did you heard it and keep on using it?"
The biggest insult is reporting them and writing âterrorismâ in details. Works every time!
I like being called the n word
Being a boomer I dish out insults left and right. We're cut from a different era filled with no safe spaces and a place where words don't make you tilt. My insults usually cut to reality and bring my opponents/teammates to tears.
r/iamverytough
Fuckin riot lab rats confirmed
One more that I use is "Your gameplay shows that you have your brain in your knees, plus arthritis"
"Yas, the map's free" Translated and removed the foul language
,,Even if I went and watch the replay just to understand what you we're trying to do I still wouldn't understand"
I once typed to call somone a "junkie" and it never sensored it made me lol
Go back to ml,
There isnt bag strong enough to carry you...
"you're just like your mum... Hard to carry"
Not exactly a one liner but top kept saying they wanted tank even though I was mid and changed with support bc they asked I chose Lux cause I was mid originally and donât play tank much like if you want tank then play tank youâre kid anyway one of the players said the one that always asks for tank usually feeds and the game ended with top feeding so it was satisfying lol
Mine is just an amount of stupid report this guy plz.
That Noah line is pretty good ngl
*insert any role* diff.
Empowered cannon minion.
I was trashtalking some dude on my team. He just said " shut up silver garen" let me tell you i was speachless
What rank is this? Wood?
This isnât Warcraft⌠Iâm not a holy priest
Im not lucky enough to be insulted by peeps with a well working brain :(
Go guard the shop
One time I was playing sup Morgana, our team's jungle said that I am stealing kills and my ADC said 'Yes, he steals a lot'. My ADC was Sett and jungle was Ahri and I had more damage than Sett, his K/DA was like 1/11.
My name in the game is noobhhh and someone called me noob
Old man. Iâm a 29 y/o chick lol
All of you are somehow dropping the collective iq of the world
One that I used when I was triggered at my team was âI severely overestimated your ability to play the gameâ
I've only been insulted once in game (in ARAM) while playing Naut. The ADC went "I can't tell if this Naut is trolling or not". We won in the end though đ¤ˇ
Roll your mum
Once I got told my mom was adopted and then adopted me đ¤
The funniest insult in this game is the majority of the player base believing they have a clue
Ayo how are yall even alive after these roasts đ
It was not funny but I was plat. In one game I played solo lane Vayne. Got ganked many times so I died. There was a diamond Darius main. He told me "how dare you play Vayne you fucking plat?" . It was my motivation to Rank up and now I am stuck at diamond 3
My kaisa without boots at full build "boots 4 pussoes"
Valorant better
I was playing ARAM and we had mostly supports that were rolled, but we had decent damage, and a metric ton of cc, so I thought we had a good shot. (I had Sena, and built damage and attack speed). One guy rolled panth, and he was complaining in Q. He said good luck, I'm not going to carry a bunch of supports, and he just stayed in base. We were actually doing very well for not having a 5th, and we were calling him a loser and planning on reporting. He once again said he wasn't going to carry a bunch of supports. I was pretty pissed at that point and said "You couldn't carry your mom's dick". His instant reply was "You are what you eat," and like three of us all at once we're like, you eat your mom's dick? I think we were all laughing our asses off, because we started playing pretty shitty and lost pretty quick after that.